I'll bet ya a Coke that the Brony / King Kobra fan Venn diagram has a fat middle.
Never again will I do a canned "Here's something you can take back to your boss!" talk. Told stories off the cuff today; ain't looking back.
Don't rewrite the talk the day-of…Don't rewrite the talk the day-of…Don't rewrite the talk the day-of…
Hello, Portland! Let's get weird.
This guy just farted and thinks no one noticed. pic.twitter.com/JorYt70o8u
Perhaps we can abuse ¿ for that.
There should be a sibling to the interrobang (?!) for sheepish questions. Maybe an interrothud (?.). e.g. "I'm not very much help, am I?."
No jury will convict her. —> Florida woman allegedly stabs boyfriend after he farts in her face.
Found a hidden track on the new Daft Punk Album: youtube.com/watch?v=sQOIvm…
so class, the gret outfit. how do a doeg do it? it can pull off a any cloeth.. check, the limieted editon Armani duck pic.twitter.com/uZCXaHi7na
If you take it in the bathroom, it's a smelfie.
War of the Worlds but with cicadas. #bestshowwfmu
"Nobody's a hipster; everybody's a punk." #BestShowWFMU
i pronounce "gin" with a hard g. also "gnat." also "tough." i pronounce everything with a hard g because i'm not a fucking pussy
Obama for America is getting a Webby tonight. ALL THAT WORK PAID OFF!
I invented a new game.
Step 1) Start here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia…
Is there still a service for having a tweet printed on a t-shirt or tombstone? twitter.com/ev/status/3350…
I guess my favorite part of middle school was finding out that spelled backwards, all the girls named Marissa were "Ass I ram."
I vote that every time google announces a product murder they have the victorious PM pose holding the loser PMs severed head as a trophy.
Taking a Twitter break. Movies & TV shows, too. See ya in a couple weeks.
My compliments to King Gordius of Phrygia on your design of the GoPro packaging.
follows me! I didn't know he was gay!!
Warchalking Logos Designating WiFi Spots: bit.ly/13NKk3B
Derived from Hobo Symbols: bit.ly/13NKk3D
ht RT @adam_orbit
Recently got into Fringe. In Season Two. The episode with @MarthaPlimpton
is stunningly well-acted and simply heartrending. Best yet.
"We have the tech to put a fart app on your wrist, above your eyebrow, in your pocket... literally anywhere. A wearable fart app, anywhere."
I've wondered what goes into scoring a TV show. @BT
was kind enough to answer: twitter.com/bt/status/3294…
(Spoiler alert: Movies are more fun.)
Big thanks to @maddow
and all the other folks in the media who are keeping the spotlight on #EndTheVABacklog
. Don't let it fade! #IAVA
Did you get that thing I sent you?
The less we know about an issue, the stronger our opinions are: ideas.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2013/04/…
From here on out, I will only refer to it as the Webby Award©®™ Winning Obama Campaign.
A checkbox on this travel planner says "hide propeller planes." Bad news; jet engines are just big propellers with more blades.
“Another long day at the human emotion mines.”
"Krohn calls it 'extracting human emotion in real time'." #barf mobile.nationaljournal.com/politics/mitch…
I knew that stuff would kill him. "LSD Inventor Albert Hofmann Dead at Age 102" wired.com/wiredscience/2…
Snapple's new "A Morrissey lyric under every cap" promotion: pic.twitter.com/hek3jV1jCz
What happens when pirates play a game development simulator and go bankrupt because of piracy? greenheartgames.com/2013/04/29/wha…
Best line in this: "...but I'm not him. I'm Daniel Day Lewis" So good.
PSA: The Kindle version of American Gods by @neilhimself
is $1.99 today (amazon.com/gp/product/B00…
). That book is fantastic.
GREAT GATSBY 3: I ATE THE BONES
Is it okay if I start wearing Hawaiian shirts?
Tonight I'm playing at @hideoutchicago
opening for some of my fave guitarists: @williamtylertn
, Brokeback (@TRTS
If you are not very hungry you can just lick a carrot a little
I BARKED AT 5 CARS AND THEY RAN AWAY. YOU'RE WELCOME.
I leave my Windows 8 tablet unlocked because no-one else knows how to use it
Some of the most audacious products started off as a joke, Sophia; the creators just won't tell you that. washingtonpost.com/blogs/answer-s…