I'll bet ya a Coke that the Brony / King Kobra fan Venn diagram has a fat middle.
Never again will I do a canned "Here's something you can take back to your boss!" talk. Told stories off the cuff today; ain't looking back.
Don't rewrite the talk the day-of…Don't rewrite the talk the day-of…Don't rewrite the talk the day-of…
Dammit.
Hello, Portland! Let's get weird.
This guy just farted and thinks no one noticed.
pic.twitter.com/JorYt70o8u @trammell Perhaps we can abuse ¿ for that.
There should be a sibling to the interrobang (?!) for sheepish questions. Maybe an interrothud (?.). e.g. "I'm not very much help, am I?."
No jury will convict her. —> Florida woman allegedly stabs boyfriend after he farts in her face.
kptv.com/story/22249466… cc:
@_Flor1daWoman Found a hidden track on the new Daft Punk Album:
youtube.com/watch?v=sQOIvm… 
so class, the gret outfit. how do a doeg do it? it can pull off a any cloeth.. check, the limieted editon Armani duck
pic.twitter.com/uZCXaHi7na If you take it in the bathroom, it's a smelfie.
War of the Worlds but with cicadas.
#bestshowwfmu "Nobody's a hipster; everybody's a punk."
#BestShowWFMU i pronounce "gin" with a hard g. also "gnat." also "tough." i pronounce everything with a hard g because i'm not a fucking pussy
Obama for America is getting a Webby tonight. ALL THAT WORK PAID OFF!
I invented a new game.
Step 1) Start here:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia… Is there still a service for having a tweet printed on a t-shirt or tombstone?
twitter.com/ev/status/3350… I guess my favorite part of middle school was finding out that spelled backwards, all the girls named Marissa were "Ass I ram."
I vote that every time google announces a product murder they have the victorious PM pose holding the loser PMs severed head as a trophy.
Taking a Twitter break. Movies & TV shows, too. See ya in a couple weeks.
My compliments to King Gordius of Phrygia on your design of the GoPro packaging.
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@GroverNorquist follows me! I didn't know he was gay!!
Warchalking Logos Designating WiFi Spots:
bit.ly/13NKk3B Derived from Hobo Symbols:
bit.ly/13NKk3D ht RT
@adam_orbit Recently got into Fringe. In Season Two. The episode with
@MarthaPlimpton is stunningly well-acted and simply heartrending. Best yet.
"We have the tech to put a fart app on your wrist, above your eyebrow, in your pocket... literally anywhere. A wearable fart app, anywhere."
I've wondered what goes into scoring a TV show.
@BT was kind enough to answer:
twitter.com/bt/status/3294… (Spoiler alert: Movies are more fun.)
Big thanks to
@maddow and all the other folks in the media who are keeping the spotlight on
#EndTheVABacklog. Don't let it fade!
#IAVA Did you get that thing I sent you?
The less we know about an issue, the stronger our opinions are:
ideas.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2013/04/… From here on out, I will only refer to it as the Webby Award©®™ Winning Obama Campaign.
A checkbox on this travel planner says "hide propeller planes." Bad news; jet engines are just big propellers with more blades.
@trammell “Another long day at the human emotion mines.”
"Krohn calls it 'extracting human emotion in real time'."
#barf mobile.nationaljournal.com/politics/mitch… I knew that stuff would kill him. "LSD Inventor Albert Hofmann Dead at Age 102"
wired.com/wiredscience/2… 
Snapple's new "A Morrissey lyric under every cap" promotion:
pic.twitter.com/hek3jV1jCz What happens when pirates play a game development simulator and go bankrupt because of piracy?
greenheartgames.com/2013/04/29/wha… via
@cookiecrook Best line in this: "...but I'm not him. I'm Daniel Day Lewis" So good.
youtube.com/watch?v=ZyU213… PSA: The Kindle version of American Gods by
@neilhimself is $1.99 today (
amazon.com/gp/product/B00…). That book is fantastic.
GREAT GATSBY 3: I ATE THE BONES
Is it okay if I start wearing Hawaiian shirts?
Tonight I'm playing at
@hideoutchicago opening for some of my fave guitarists:
@williamtylertn, Brokeback (
@TRTS),
pic.twitter.com/ih0VdfWUwY If you are not very hungry you can just lick a carrot a little
I BARKED AT 5 CARS AND THEY RAN AWAY. YOU'RE WELCOME.
I leave my Windows 8 tablet unlocked because no-one else knows how to use it
Some of the most audacious products started off as a joke, Sophia; the creators just won't tell you that.
washingtonpost.com/blogs/answer-s…