Wow, Quaker Oats is really delusional about how far I will go to get oatmeal recipes
did Luigi write this paragraph?
What a lovely day for a drive through Van Nuys.
Oh hey, that bear who broke into the pie shop and ate all but one pie left a Yelp review. boingboing.net/2015/07/17/col…
If the minimum wage had kept up with productivity, it would be around $22 today. bit.ly/1DhHkNB
I ain't afraid of no ghost.
Just reviewed some security footage from the New York Stock Exchange this morning. Be on the lookout for these guys.
Transformers: Age of Extinction.
New NASA images reveal extent of tar on Santa Barbara beaches from Refugio Incident oil spill boingboing.net/2015/07/01/new…
"Do we get a senior discount?" George Harris, 82, joked before paying for marriage license.
I like to stand in front of these signs and slowly count out loud on my fingers, then shrug and jump in.
Hanging a whiteboard in my office (I have an office!) and learned what a french cleat is and it is life changing.
how can u find out a world if u don't lick
All of human history has been leading up to the typing and publication of this paragraph. dukenukem.wikia.com/wiki/Babes
Why can the Charleston terrorist's judge say "n***ers" in court and still be a judge? WTF? thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/…
I think this brewery is stuck in a loop.
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens onion.com/ScRJZR
yo assholes - they're both oscar winners.
I want only the realest, most alternative shit