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Tim Minchin
Thanks Toronto. Timothy tired and very happy. Seeya next time.
Further info for Toronto tonight. Show starts 7pm at the Queen Elizabeth Theatre & goes for 80-90 mins. I think tix are about $35. Yippee.
Torontonians! Come to my final show tonight. Other people seem to like it. You can get tix on the door. Tell your friends. Ok. Carry on. t.
(Has anyone noticed that these days I only express strong opinions in the middle of the night when I'm tired & have had a wine or two?)
Jindal. Intellectual and political cowardice personified.…
.@jianghomeshi Was great! Thanks for having me. I'll find you in a bar somewhere over the weekend.
News: An invite to the online, international Storm Book Launch!
Tix will be avail at the door for @timminchin's show tonight in Toronto at #JFL42:
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Shall we show up to this dude's lecture before my show tomorrow night? Then maybe *his* mob can come to *my* gig.
Hi guys. This is a friend of a friend. Please read, esp if you happen to have Anglo-Burmese blood!
Seriously. Spending time expressing contempt for someone's art is fucking lazy bullshit. Go find something you like & tweet that.
Hey! You can still pre-order a Storm Special Ed' (signed by me in the nude) from Waterstones.
News: America! So F**king On-Demand!
.@thecomedybureau @hulu and it's unedited: twice as long as the Showtune special. Not sure if that's a good thing. :/
Stalls now full for @Laugh4Leukaemia on 9 Oct @KingsPlace. Any Juliets out there, it's time to get your balcony on! x
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News: America! Get yourself some Tim-on-Demand!
Any extremely hip LA jazzers out there not working Saturday 13th who can play a little gig for me? A trio or quartet? Big piano provided.
News: Just For Laughs, Toronto, have added TWO more Tim shows this month, at the Queen Elizabeth Theatre! #JFL42
I've mentioned the wonderful @AuntyDonnaBoys before. But look, one of their vids is currently viral-ing! :)…
It'd be hilarious if it wasn't so horrendous. @BHAhumanists
News: Special Gala Performance of Matilda in aid of BBC Children in Need! #CiN
Hipsters are doing the Water Bucket challenge. It's the Ice Bucket challenge, but before it was cool.
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Oh my, it makes my heart ache.
The Autumn New Humanist is out now! Featuring @timminchin, Stuart Hall, @marcuschown on cosmic myths, and more…
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Heading to Geelong to see @mattpav29 & the mighty @Fremantle_FC play. I intend to yell ignorant advice from the cheap seats. Should work.
Newspapers seems to be just adverts for fear. "Get your fear here! 2 for 1 fear! Buy terror, get xenophobia free!"
Also posted without comment, except to say it balances a few points in previous posted article.…
Sharing this without comment, except to say it has some stuff I hadn't thought about, so may inform you too.…
Well, if nothing else, my facial hair is ready for first day of filming tomorrow.…
Watch every Tory paper shove a camera up his nose, looking for the ugly shot @pollytoynbee on #edmilliband #torypress…
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Haha! Tobinick, you're more likely to win the lottery. RT @ScienceBasedMed: Lawsuit leveled at Steven Novella & SBM:…
News: Tim and Dennis Kelly interview the West End's new Trunchbull!
This is incredible! I'm a big fan of Ralph. If I may call him Ralph. RT @SteadmanArt: @timminchin new portrait.
It's true, I have a nudity clause in all my contracts. (It stipulates I have to be nude at least once in all film/tv roles.)
Of course, you're right, @Maisie_Williams doesn't need saving. She would kill me soon after. (Which is good, cos I'm really rather busy.)
I'm gonna write an ep where I marry Daenerys (thus becoming Stepfather of Dragons) & save @Maisie_Williams from someone big/mean. Hero.
Why am I not in Game of Thrones S5? My beard's big, my hair's long, I like killing people. I can do a non-specific British-ish accent. FML
. @UnrealMcKay Yeah, I've heard it's ok. :)
Really worth reading this primer on Israel/Palestine if you're befuddled.… Thanks @TomChivers for link.
Londoners. Try to see Shakespeare in Love (@SILonstage). Laughed & sobbed. Heartbreaking work by @tom_bateman & Lucy @BriggsOwen. x
I love reading anything @pollytoynbee writes. This is particularly great.
But... It was a wonderful, beautiful night! Thank you all for coming. I promise I never take my audiences for granted.
2/2 So wanna clarify: There was 2hr40min of comedy. As headliner, I was booked for 35mins, but did 50. On early, so finished early. :) x
Thanks all for gorgeous reactions to the gig in Hyde Park tonight. A few people have said they were disappointed by my set length... (1/2)
To be clear, football is this sport:…
(Apologies to non-Australian followers who find my football tweets incongruous. Everyone has their fetish.)
It's almost the birthday of the greatest small forward since Napoleon. Check it, @mattpav29