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Tim Minchin
comedian comedy musicians music 713,917 followers
I really am going to go now. I beg you to be as calm & kind on twitter as you can. "If you can keep your head when all about you..." etc x
Shit! Did my maths wrong. It's only 10pm! Let's get back into it!! Yay! Jesus is pretend! Tories are killing the NHS! Vaccinate your kids!
Alright. It's almost midnight in the UK. Sleep well, people of all colours & creeds. I'm going to write a song, then jog, then swim. xx
Saying Britain is a Christian country is like saying Christianity is a Jewish sect.
Oh dear, I've upset folk again. I was being ironic: I don't actual think all Christians use the work "fucktard". Was just amusingly rude.
Gee. Christians these days, eh? RT @### We are a Christian country. If you don't like it fuck off & take the other leftie fucktards with you
Dear new followers. I've tweeted a bit on religion recently due to Easter / the UK PM being a goose. I promise it's not all like this.
Apart from poor grammar & 10 yr old pic, I stand by this. (relates to…) RT @BHAhumanists
Best (& most Dahlesque) review yet. :) RT @mikecutler73: @MatildaMusical described by 7 yr old Sophie as 'So amazing I nearly blew up!'
Here's a fun version of Woody Allen Jesus. With my awesome band who I miss. w @bradwebbmusic. Happy Easter!…
Time's running out for victims of the Great Visa Fuckuppery who want to see my upcoming LA show for free!
News: Festival Supreme Fuckuppery Make-uppery!
Nearly time for the #BHAvoltaire lecture presented by @jimalkhalili and chaired by @pollytoynbee. Live tweeting using #BHAvoltaire.
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Big snogs to @Eddieperfect & Baz & all involved in Strictly Ballroom musical tonight. Wish I could be there. (@strictlystage)
Seeing lots of anger in social media about Pistorius defense. I reckon we do something about it. (Only $25!)…
@timminchin Took you a while to post that. Why the big paws? #pudumup #pudumup
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The curious combination of fear & excitement one feels when embraced by a large Hollywood studio.
Aussies. I'm aware my twitter feed is a bit dry. But pls spread this excellent @JulianBurnside article far & wide.…
The only thing less surprising than the result of this study is the special pleading in the flood of comments.…
Was meant to run this for the @RoaldDahlFund, but my hip ain't up to it... so the awesome Emma Browning is doing it.
Well. That was interesting. Rowdy crowd. I fucked up my lyrics. People laughed. Everyone was drunk. We raised some money. Comedy, baby.
First comedy gig in over a year. 4000 people in the audience. #shit
Don't suppose any of you Angelino nerds diarised / remember my set from the K-Rock gig 2 years ago? Could be awkward. #writesomenewshitginge
.@JenniferRaff Thanks so much for writing it!