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Thomas Lennon
comedian writers actor 263,355 followers
Nice to be back in LA, where the driver's hand that's not texting is securely on the joint.
Took my Holy Grail Knight to the American Girl store for the 1st time. #ballin
@alfredyankovic my son had a "Don Draper" moment coming up with a tag line for the amazing new album.
Am I just daytime drunk or do these Italian cartoons look like @pattonoswalt & me?
Before you rent a mid-size car in Italy, have them hold something up next to it for scale.
Letting it all hang out in #europe
Hate to start the rumor mill, but I am probably the next James Bond.
THE reunion you’ve been waiting for! All 11 original members of #TheState together on stage only at #FestivalSupreme!
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Note to travelers, don't save your strongest LSD for the Galileo Museum, Florence.
One weird thing about traveling and jet lag is that you end up doing your Orchestral Manoeuvres in broad daylight.
#italy is years ahead with its T24 robot that sells cigarettes right there on the strada. #futuro
#italy has fun stuff for #kids like the reliquary of the #bones of Santa Teodora!!!
Found a "doctor" in Italy who didn't hassle me about giving pouty lip injections to my 5 year old son.
I just voted for Always as the week's best ad. #Top5Always
Fun game for this weekend: every time you see me in #transformers, cup the genitals of your seat mate and shout "Well met!"
Apologies for calling Cabaret "Off-Broadway." When I lived in NYC, Studio 54 was empty but for ghosts doing cocaine off each other.
Authorities removed Shia LaBeouf from an Off Broadway run of Cabaret. PS, there are there "authorities" at an Off Broadway run of Cabaret.
How do I explain to my son that these fish tacos and I are in the same place in our career?
My brilliant tweet about Depeche Mode's ringtones has evaporated with no trace. Conspiracy? Yes.