If you hire a lawyer whose ad is a picture of him doing double finger pistols, you completely deserve whatever happens to you.
Apparently Pound Town is NOT a British dollar store
The high road sounds like a hill so I'm not taking that
all i want for christmas is like 10 billion dollars and a puppy
Do Amish women carve their own sex toys?
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
Humans focus on the wrong things...if we spent less time focusing on problems and issues...we would… instagram.com/p/2cvYt8xfxU/
Going to be a great day!!!!!
my tweet wasnt about u... but if the shoe fits then lace that bitch up and wear it
with these stunning images: bit.ly/UZ8Y1N pic.twitter.com/Bn2QyJgdnC
will be hosting SA dance-music Giant @markstentdj
tonight between 8 & 9, all in preparation for @HOLIONESA
EXPOSED! What Guys Really Want in College j.mp/1k11oZn pic.twitter.com/CmoAW0McR4
What oxygen is to the lungs such is hope to the meaning of life. pic.twitter.com/Ol2ajOPMwa
Henry Rollins is soooooo right. Get to it! Take advantage of every single opportunity. Live your life. Go!!! pic.twitter.com/Qz8vkuPdKw
Passion is in all great searches and is necessary to all creative endeavors.
Hold my beer while I cut a branch from 15 feet high pic.twitter.com/lT0Mt1zXd2
When everything seems to be going against you, remember the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. (Henry Ford)
Mother Nature is providential. She gives us twelve years to develop a love for our children before turning them into teenagers.
I saw a fat person wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said 'Thyroid problem?'
Enjoy the little things in life because one day you will look back, and realize they were the big things.
I like to burn my bridges while I'm still standing on them, so people know I'm serious about my crazy.
You say stalker, I say keen observer & tracker.
Great opportunities to help others seldom come but small ones surround us every day. pic.twitter.com/yIAxHCbSN8
The real fast way to shed 20 lbs of tummy fat in 2-3 weeks bellyfatgarcinia.appspot.com
Pick your poison don't let your poison pick you
It's a new year , it's time to forgive and move on!
Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot.
When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.
When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work ask him Whose
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
Sorry you couldn't live up to the man you first won me over as
have u ever met the human version of a headache
Sometimes, The Person You'd Take A Bullet For....
Ends Up Being The One Behind The Gun.
Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.
Get your alibi ready...I'm coming.