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Antoni
What oxygen is to the lungs such is hope to the meaning of life. pic.twitter.com/Ol2ajOPMwa
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Henry Rollins is soooooo right. Get to it! Take advantage of every single opportunity. Live your life. Go!!! pic.twitter.com/Qz8vkuPdKw
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Passion is in all great searches and is necessary to all creative endeavors.
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Hold my beer while I cut a branch from 15 feet high pic.twitter.com/lT0Mt1zXd2
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My heart belongs to one
When everything seems to be going against you, remember the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. (Henry Ford)
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Mother Nature is providential. She gives us twelve years to develop a love for our children before turning them into teenagers.
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I saw a fat person wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said 'Thyroid problem?'
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Enjoy the little things in life because one day you will look back, and realize they were the big things.
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I like to burn my bridges while I'm still standing on them, so people know I'm serious about my crazy.
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You say stalker, I say keen observer & tracker.
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Great opportunities to help others seldom come but small ones surround us every day. pic.twitter.com/yIAxHCbSN8
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The real fast way to shed 20 lbs of tummy fat in 2-3 weeks bellyfatgarcinia.appspot.com
Pick your poison don't let your poison pick you
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It's a new year , it's time to forgive and move on!
Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot.
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When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.
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When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work ask him Whose
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It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
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Sorry you couldn't live up to the man you first won me over as
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have u ever met the human version of a headache
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Sometimes, The Person You'd Take A Bullet For.... Ends Up Being The One Behind The Gun.
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Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.
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Get your alibi ready...I'm coming.
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Whiskey. Stealing inhibitions and memories since 1581
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I See You Have a Thyroid Problem and Other Foolproof Icebreakers
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People seldom improve when they have no other model but themselves to copy after.
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"Awwwww! How much for the adorable Rudolph nose?" "Ma'am, please stop mocking my alcoholism."
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God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot kill, the courage to blow up the things I can, and the wisdom to not get caught.
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I'm sure Kermit the frog hooked up with Miss Piggy for the bacon smell.
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Twist yourself like a pretzel and they'll eat you.
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If we get a kiss under the mistletoe, what kind of weed do I need to hang to get a blow job?
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My mother buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
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I like to think of juice as fruit blood because that’s more brutal
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Nothing makes me smile like hearing someone use a big word incorrectly.
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I'd like to see your wine list. "Madam, this is an asylum."
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Our job is not to set things right but to see them right. pic.twitter.com/5JqDkiEWqC
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Sure I'm a gracious host.. I'll graciously tell you to get the fuck out of my house when I've had enough of you.
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If knowledge can create problems it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.
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You know what would look great on you? Class.
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You don't cross my mind, you live in it.
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No offense but i want to set you on fire
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