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Cliff Bleszinski

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@therealcliffyb Was it neatly stacked? I hate it when I get suitcases full of money and it's not neatly stacked.
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@therealcliffyb He gave you an OFFLINE Xbox One, usually only reserved for celebrities and heads of state.
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When I realized I was dreaming my wife and I were in a supermarket. I summoned baseball bats and we destroyed that poor dream Piggly Wiggly.
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Oh and that last tweet is obvious proof that Don Mattrick slipped me a suitcase of cash in the bathroom at the convention center last week.
Napping at the airport I just had the most amazing lucid dream. I was painting enormous mountainscapes with my thoughts Project Spark style.
SoCal #hugeville followers - when you see or hear "Kaiser Permenantae" do you shout "KEYSER SOZE" like I do? Every. Time.
Due to the poor language and low # of followers of those that troll me (and I block) methinks it's the same 3 people making new accounts. :)
Newsflash: I'm an indie developer now. "@Nathanael_Brown: @therealcliffyb is slowly becoming a corporate puppet for the AAA industry."
@therealcliffyb vanity fair wouldn't criticize Ron Howard or Spielberg for wearing basball hats everywhere. Or Lucas' flannel.
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Can @therealcliffyb say anything without it becoming a @gamespot story? He should be on their payroll at this point.
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Iit's interesting that Gamespot can write entire articles from @therealcliffyb tweets. I miss real journalism, like talking to people.
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@therealcliffyb Also, can we replace "that's what she said" with "that's how grandma died"? It's way funnier when used well.
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Shame article goes out of its way to insult Jason and Vince' s appearance and mannerisms. Mainstream writers LOVE to do that to developers.
Good article on the Activision/Infinity Ward mess. m.vanityfair.com/culture/2013/0…
Can we retire "first world problem" and "go home you're drunk" already?
@therealcliffyb you should do your own thing like respawn! I love and adore those guys.
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Confused Gears fans: Angry there's no Locust in Judgment's MP. Ask for Pendulum wars game. ;)
@Demruth @therealcliffyb The working title for The last of us sequel is: We Found More of Us.
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Those of you throwing the Gears sequels in my face have no idea how hard I fought for new IP at Epic after Gears 1. No idea.
@therealcliffyb I'm looking forward to Even Less Of Us Now and the eventual I'm The Last One, The Last Of Us 3.
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Seems like The Last of Us is doing great. Yay for new IP! #toomanysequels
Playing Portal 2 on the Oculus Rift is almost a religious experience: bit.ly/11vySHB
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Bengal Barbeque is the unsung gem of Disneyland.
In Man of Steel during the scene where he rips the metal door off and is shirtless and on fire you can actually hear every woman go sploosh.
The person below me hates Disneyland.
TIL that @ActuallyNPH does the voice on California Screamin'.
Holy shit the Cars ride is awesome.
The Indiana Jones ride is still amazing.
vine.co/v/hBnT53lBMxM RT@therealcliffyb: Hodor Hodoring into a well might possibly be the greatest thing ever. @GameOfThrones
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My niece just met Belle and they were both wearing the exact same dress holy shit that was awkward.
The new Afghanastan part of "It's A Small World" is simply THE CUTEST.
My niece in Toontow "are we in a cartoon are we being watched on a tv?" Me "yes dear the NSA is always watching us."
That new LA freeway ride is awesome. say.ly/uzp64gr
I'm feeling very betrayed. TIL my niece is a rebel spy. #startours
A rollercoaster. In. The. Dark. Genius.
All of my nieces are bookworms. #success
STAR TOURS I'M COMING FOR YOU
@therealcliffyb Big Thunder Mountain Railroad: at the end when the ride passes over everyone waiting in line, scream "I dropped my baby"
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You can have the first 10 minutes of fame. The rest are microtrans. #andywarhol
Can't sleep what rides should we go on tommorrow?!