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Cliff Bleszinski
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My brothers in law are dying to take me duck hunting. I'm not getting up at 5am for this. Don't ducks fly at 5pm?!
Biggest question about Age of Ultron is whether or not there will be shawarma.
Check out my bitchin' new header.
In Avengers 3 is Iron Man going to put his Hulkbuster suit into another larger suit to take on Thanos, like a Russian nesting doll?!
It's not a man cave. It's called a healthy marriage home, bub. lifehacker.com.au/2014/10/briefl…
That Age of Ultron trailer... in @josswhedon we trust.
My wife sends pictures like this to me when I'm at work. Thanks, hon, for the garage sweep! pic.twitter.com/GrGE6Y25mp
There's an old saying "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach," well, the way to this generation's heart is through YouTube.
My wife did a pretty sweet summary of our gaming setup(s) at the house. l337lauren.com/blog/coopbuddi…
Kiiiiinda want TitanFall 2 to look like this. imgur.com/gallery/7PNy0
"Florida mom petitions against Toys 'R Us over Breaking Bad action figures." I'm so mad, I'm burning my Florida Mom action figure in protest
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Disappointed no big game has a Pumpkin Spice DLC pack. Come on marketing guys!
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Someone brought up the movie "Lake Mungo" today. God that was a little gem of a horror flick...
Ever feel like the Internet just sometimes gets stopped up and a force refresh clears the stoppage?!
That moment when you BURST into someone's office with your SWEET idea ready to PITCH it to them aaaand they're not at their desk.
Bedlam is SO CLOSE. Love watching down to the wire Kickstarters like these. kickstarter.com/projects/skysh…
Best of luck to the kick ass @ibjade - I somehow suspect she'll land on her feet. vg247.com/2014/10/20/jad…
@therealcliffyb "Fail early, fail often" This is how to do it. :) Also, applicable to the topic: medium.com/the-year-of-th…
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.@therealcliffyb showed me some concept art for his new secret platformer game, Choppy, last night. pic.twitter.com/zLapAnVFOl
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My talk from the Montreal IGDA meetup is up, check it out. Was a fun one. vimeo.com/109453752
Happy Monday, savages. :)
Who am I. I used to hate football and now every Sunday I'm one of Those Assholes. I don't even.
Saints vs Lions = "BONGGGGGG!"
But Barry- *Obama pounds desk* I SAID NO JOE. You can't set the nuclear launch codes to OWNEDLOL. *Biden tears up* You're not my real dad
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The most redneck rap group is the Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Tang Clan
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My son just asked what erectile dysfunction is so I told him it's when your anaconda don't want none regardless of the presence of buns.
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Sex is a lot like Mario Kart, you go really fast, you throw some bananas, Wario is there.
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FUN PRANK: Leave a falcon to someone in your will, you never had a falcon, but everyone will be like "where the fuck is the falcon?"
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Just watched Videogames the movie on netflix great insight from then and now! @wilw @therealcliffyb Another reason i love games! :)
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at this point tattoos of writing on your ribs is basically the new tramp stamp
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Just played my first 1v1 15 minute match in @bluestreak and WON. My armpits are sweaty now. @BossKey
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Kid "I saw Halo 5 Master Chief dies he had this bomb" me "was it spikey?" him "yeah" me "pretty sure that's Halo 2 remastered" him "Nope!"
"A vision without a plan is just a dream."
Our concept artist Jay just said the phrase "Shark Lamborghini" about a weapon sketch in Friday's show and tell.
@therealcliffyb Go back to Epic and make Gears good again please xD
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If Ebola was as contagious as the news makes it seem we'd all be fucking dead by now.
"so he has to kill these German sold--" "he'll do it!" - Brad Pitt's agent
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Ariana Grande Pumpkin Spice Latte endorsement is coming any day now.
His full name is actually Tyler Perry's Tyler Perry
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