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Cliff Bleszinski

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Never masturbate with self tanner.
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I think @keshasuxx should create her own ketchup line and call it Ke$hup.
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I wonder what's going to look less CG in the upcoming TMNT movie - the turtles or Megan Fox.
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fact if you hold a chicken upsdie down all the blood rushes to its head and it falls asleep
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My 4pm meeting is ready for me. say.ly/jcH5U6S
Had an idea for a show called "Everyone Murders All The Time. Here's Some Fucking." Then I saw Game of Thrones and was like, "Goddamnit."
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Finally got tickets to Sleep No More in NYC in June. New York, we miss you, and we're coming back soon.
Has anyone actually confirmed which mountain yields Mountain Dew?
"In the face of ... our eventual death, there is little sense in not at least trying to accomplish your wildest dreams" - @ThatKevinSmith
Also watching Arrested Development my wife has to put up with my giant crush on @missjudygreer the whole time.
"I'm used to a car with ....stares." DAY ONE PEOPLE youtube.com/watch?v=vzVhPC…
Just had the joy of introducing @L337Lauren to The Fifth Element. Watching @MillaJovovich kick ass never gets old. youtube.com/watch?v=I8mXD3…
Did I just stumble into Columbia?! say.ly/mSK5TlQ
@therealcliffyb Another thing on PC game trading. When the insane Steam sales come as often as they do, I'm happy to pay $20 for AAA games.
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@therealcliffyb and every time Kanye West gets near, it begins to burn.
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Starting to wonder if Taylor Swift has a Harry Potter scar on her forehead as I've never seen her without bangs.
Finally hung my #1986 print. Thanks to @therealcliffyb for sharing and @EntBuddha for directing me where to order! pic.twitter.com/Qhqymnl3MY
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What's next, the Pyro and the Spy hooking up?
Our mechanic friend recently fell madly in love with our scientist friend. Good to know love knows bounds, regardless of class selection.
Ever noticed how hard it is to use a smartphone in your dreams?
Also today, I went to GameStop. Me: "How do you guys feel about the Xbox One?" Store clerk: "We don't sell those anymore."
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Step one: Go to Google. Step two: Search for "Guy who"...Step three: Let autocomplete entertain you.
There's a difference between bleaching a beige sand dollar you found on the beach and bleaching a brown starfish you found in your bikini.
Why hello there executive producing partner. :) "@zachbraff: I just backed Video Games: The Movie on @kickstarter kck.st/10F2eCG"
I just backed Video Games: The Movie on @kickstarter kck.st/10F2eCG
Social media = shut up and enjoy my enjoying of my enjoyment dammit.
A Daft Punk game starring the duo where you can mix beats and switch between the two along with Moonwalker style action yeaaaah
Am I the only one who wants a dedicated game starring Daft Punk?
@therealcliffyb I wonder why people arent more upset that Steam doesnt allow used game sales or trades and requires an internet connection..
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If the PC Master Race is truly that then why do they need to constantly remind everyone of it at every opportunity? PC's are here to stay.
I appreciate any mean @'s you can give me. I have a much better workout after reading them.
@therealcliffyb I wish my car would just drive instead of play music, keep me cool with AC, or keep me safe with stuff like airbags.
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@therealcliffyb I hate that my phone besides calling and texting can also browse the internet and play fun games and tweet and take photos.
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@therealcliffyb Because you can do ALL of that simultaneously.
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I just want my PC to play games. Why would I want to surf Reddit, watch Youtube videos, write a term paper, laugh at animated gifs or fap?
@therealcliffyb but the min they got hold of a smartphone. Now they can't live with out it.
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@therealcliffyb it like when the smartphone came out. Most ppl was like, my reg. phone can do what I need it to do.
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Although to be fair what do the Xbox One and the Wii U have in common? Few games in sight at the moment. ;)
In a world of smartphones, tablets, and PCs releasing a console that only plays games would be the dumbest thing imaginable.