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Paul Schultz
I frolicking hate autocorrect
is everything expensive or am i just poor?
my life is an episode of punkd except nobody comes out to tell me it’s all a joke and it goes on forever
Selfie game so strong that it's not even his house.
you should never stare directly at the sun because staring is rude
(Girls now a days) Im that girl that gets mad at you & doesn't want to talk to you but gets extra mad when you don't even try to talk to me
It's weird meeting someone for the first time in real life, when you've stalked their Instagram.
Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking, if anyone heard us right now, we'd be put into a mental hospital.
Me and my nephew bein boss ass hoes
Omg!!! TMZ leaked this nip slip pic! My career is ruined
Puttin "dat" work in. #lifting #fitness #instafit #instafitness #motivation
The only people I owe my loyalty to are those who never made me question theirs.
Did you know that if people at opposite ends of the world drop a piece of bread, the world becomes a sandwich?
If you get in a fight, and somebody yells “worldstar”. You better fight for your life.
i need a paid break from life
Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is an idiot.
I'm just saying, you could do better
whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can
It's so funny to watch drunk people "take care" of drunker people.
Making someone smile is probably one of the best feelings.
I think I'm so picky when it comes to dating someone that I literally may have set an unrealistic goal and won't find anyone.
If this bug landed on me my soul would leave my body