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Paul Schultz
I frolicking hate autocorrect
is everything expensive or am i just poor?
my life is an episode of punkd except nobody comes out to tell me it’s all a joke and it goes on forever
Selfie game so strong that it's not even his house. pic.twitter.com/YyDbmirWs4
you should never stare directly at the sun because staring is rude
(Girls now a days) Im that girl that gets mad at you & doesn't want to talk to you but gets extra mad when you don't even try to talk to me
It's weird meeting someone for the first time in real life, when you've stalked their Instagram.
Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking, if anyone heard us right now, we'd be put into a mental hospital.
Me and my nephew bein boss ass hoes i.instagram.com/p/ouX-qGA8rj/
Omg!!! TMZ leaked this nip slip pic! My career is ruined pic.twitter.com/D4XLm4nonf
Puttin "dat" work in. #lifting #fitness #instafit #instafitness #motivation
The only people I owe my loyalty to are those who never made me question theirs.
Did you know that if people at opposite ends of the world drop a piece of bread, the world becomes a sandwich?
If you get in a fight, and somebody yells “worldstar”. You better fight for your life.
i need a paid break from life
Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is an idiot.
I'm just saying, you could do better
whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can
It's so funny to watch drunk people "take care" of drunker people.
Making someone smile is probably one of the best feelings.
I think I'm so picky when it comes to dating someone that I literally may have set an unrealistic goal and won't find anyone.
If this bug landed on me my soul would leave my body pic.twitter.com/vJkoN7tSeS
You want to see a perfect relationship? Watch a movie.
if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple
Imagine if this world was full of people that only said things that they meant
Going to tan at @skindeepmegatan, you should come here and we'll make an acquaintance 😊
A dog always loves you, even when no one else does pic.twitter.com/ZCKCooPrIy
i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich
All six days of the week drag on until game of thrones comes on
Check out our latest skit, you may find it funny :) youtube.com/watch?v=ngl_PW…
I would betray all of you in the Hunger Games
RIP to my sleep schedule
Come to @skindeepmegatan and tan so I can see you, it's in Fairview
I think joffrey's death had to be the most satisfying death ever on Game of Thrones
Dear America, stop making stupid people famous.
if u ever leave my door open and i have to get up and close it myself just know that’s me closing the door on our relationship forever
Why does this pre-workout, make my eyebrows itch? wtf
That compliment was way too long bro, you gotta shorten that shit.. pic.twitter.com/K6AHorp6VC
I wish I had speakers built inside my shower
Make a move or move on.
@ThePapaFlow OMFG This video is so fuckin hilarious. For sure I'm gonna show for all my friends hahahaha
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@ThePapaFlow omg!!! Too funny!!! 😂 ur cray cray!!!!!!
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Check out this new skit that some friends and I did, its on the topic of girls pooping. Let me know what u think :) youtube.com/watch?v=ngl_PW…
Do girls poop? Some friends and I found some shocking news in this skit. Wow! check it out and leave some feedback youtube.com/watch?v=ngl_PW…
Hipsters hate cops.