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The Onion
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ExxonMobil, Chevron Locked In Bidding War To Obtain Lucrative Pennsylvania Senator
Open-Minded Man Would Be Willing To Look Past Jennifer Lawrence's Flaws
You're a naughty little consumer and we know you just want to be targeted by advertisers, don’t you? #SPONSORED
George R.R. Martin denies South Park’s insinuation that he’s obsessed with wieners
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If you listed “spontaneous” as one of your qualities on OKCupid, you might want to check out @budlight’s #WhateverUSA…
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Hulk Hogan Donates Hair To Lucky Locks Of Love Recipient
Guy Riding ATV Has Really Been Looking Forward To Breaking His Neck On Wooded Trail
ExxonMobil, Chevron Locked In Bidding War To Acquire Lucrative Pennsylvania Senator
Supreme Court Issues 7-1 Decision To Find Scalia's Killer
"Look, she’s not perfect, but neither am I."
Open-Minded Man Would Be Willing To Look Past Jennifer Lawrence’s Flaws
Why Your Mother And I Are Getting Divorced As Explained By ‘Orange Is The New Black’ GIFs
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[American Voices] New York Times Endorses Legalizing Marijuana #WhatDoYouThink?
POLL: Should We Let Immigrant Children Who Crossed The U.S. Border Stay In America?
It’s time we does the tell of the Mad Max: Fury Road trailer
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Assisted Care Facility Hits Grand Fucking Slam With Little Styrofoam Cups Of Sherbet
I Had A Terrible Experience At This Restaurant Because I Am A Terrible Person
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In Focus: CDC Officials Announce Free Ice Cream For Everyone, Tasty Ice Cream, And Also There Is An Ebola Outbreak
T.J. Maxx Job Application Just Asks Prospective Employees How Much They Plan To Shoplift
The Week In Pictures – Week Of July 28, 2014
[American Voices] Study: Earth In Middle Of ‘Sixth Extinction’ #WhatDoYouThink?
Week In Review: Grandpa Looking Absolutely Precious In New Baseball Cap
In Focus: New Roommates Attempt To Find Manly Way Of Saying Good Night