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The Onion
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Rape Investigation Finds Star College Quarterback Has Got The Goods
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Michael Bay says you've never seen the Ninja Turtles quite like this #SDCC #NSFW
Michael Bay Gives Fans Sneak Peek At Ninja Turtles’ Hyper-Realistic CGI Genitals #SDCC
Israel’s, Hamas’ Disregard For Palestinian Life Aligning Nicely
[American Voices] Couples Battling For Trendy 12/13/14 Wedding Date #WhatDoYouThink?
Here is a step-by-step guide to how @amazon orders reach consumers
In Focus: Ohio Replaces Lethal Injection With Humane New Head-Ripping-Off Machine
In Focus: Area Woman Thinks She Could Live In City She's Visiting
“Weird" @alyankovic inspires UHF porn parody, has officially “made it”
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Man In Elevator In On Conversation Now
Israel: Palestinians Given Ample Time To Evacuate To Nearby Bombing Sites
[American Voices] Mysterious White Surrender Flags Appear Above Brooklyn Bridge #WhatDoYouThink?
Frustrated Employee No Longer Even Trying To Hide GRE Study Books
Bud Selig Still Hoping To See Game At Every Major League Baseball Stadium
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AP Reporter In Gaza Needs Another Term For ‘Blood-Soaked’
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Study Finds Only 5% Of Americans Have Correct Amount Of Pride In Country
This Week Last Year: Weird-Looking Guy Somehow Manages To Look Normal In Facebook Profile Picture
Jack White’s resting bitchface has inspired the Internet’s new favorite meme
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"We simply have to accept that those who refuse to ‘believe’ in objective scientific fact aren’t going away."
Report: Climate Change Skeptics Could Reach Catastrophic Levels By 2020