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The Onion
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“Weird" @alyankovic inspires UHF porn parody, has officially “made it” avc.lu/WDp174
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Man In Elevator In On Conversation Now onion.com/1kVxKXI
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Israel: Palestinians Given Ample Time To Evacuate To Nearby Bombing Sites onion.com/1kVsgMv pic.twitter.com/dH8cl5xRpa
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[American Voices] Mysterious White Surrender Flags Appear Above Brooklyn Bridge onion.com/1lwywKL #WhatDoYouThink?
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Frustrated Employee No Longer Even Trying To Hide GRE Study Books onion.com/1jVOSRU pic.twitter.com/EgNijNxcrP
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Bud Selig Still Hoping To See Game At Every Major League Baseball Stadium onion.com/1jVLfv6 pic.twitter.com/1D7qqlTGPg
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AP Reporter In Gaza Needs Another Term For ‘Blood-Soaked’ onion.com/1jVIKsW pic.twitter.com/rVFgioUVW1
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Study Finds Only 5% Of Americans Have Correct Amount Of Pride In Country onion.com/1jVESrJ pic.twitter.com/YRDeh88fko
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This Week Last Year: Weird-Looking Guy Somehow Manages To Look Normal In Facebook Profile Picture onion.com/1jVzRiV
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Jack White’s resting bitchface has inspired the Internet’s new favorite meme avc.lu/1x1CaSj pic.twitter.com/7d8TW2pq9Z
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"We simply have to accept that those who refuse to ‘believe’ in objective scientific fact aren’t going away." onion.com/1pbcVst
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Report: Climate Change Skeptics Could Reach Catastrophic Levels By 2020 onion.com/1pbaLcm pic.twitter.com/JnzOafYZrJ
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In Focus: E! Gives Local Masturbator Inside Scoop On This Summer's Hottest New Swimwear onion.com/1rKLZDA pic.twitter.com/A5e9XDWlVx
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Beyoncé Makes Susan B. Anthony Look Like A Shit-Sucking Gutter Feminist clickhole.com/r/569tsd pic.twitter.com/pKRaB3maC8
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[American Voices] NYC Approves Apartment Building With Separate ‘Rich Doors,’ ‘Poor Doors’ onion.com/1tA9z6p #WhatDoYouThink?
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.@jonahray on his intense, burning hatred for Sublime’s “What I Got” avc.lu/1tzS31W
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Height: 5’7” Statue Height: 6’2” onion.com/1rKvV4T pic.twitter.com/4p8k6LZmB5
In Focus: Man Psyches Self Out During Selection Of Ice-Cream Flavor onion.com/1mBzgh3
Roommates Still Don't Know Each Other Well Enough To Not Speak onion.com/1mBymB7 pic.twitter.com/ZUtE8wRC1y
WATCH: Man Sees His Family For First Time After 27 Years Holding His Hand Over His Eyes clickhole.com/r/594tsd pic.twitter.com/j6JovlzXZw
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This supercut of kids swearing is the darndest fucking thing avc.lu/1yY0Z4m
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