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Activists Release Horrifying Video Showing How Meat Products Are Eaten #OurAnnualYear
Top Theoretical Physicists, R&B Singers Meet To Debate Meaning Of Forever #OurAnnualYear
NEW for the holidays: Men's Tu Stultus Es T-Shirt. Wear it with pride.
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You know you always run into these people when you head home for the holidays!
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Friend’s Threats To Come Visit Becoming Disturbingly More Genuine #OurAnnualYear
On #ToughSeason, Brad’s team rallies behind him at the fantasy football championship #SPON
Community Theater Gives Part Of Blanche DuBois To Kathy Fucking Hamilton #OurAnnualYear
In Memoriam: Remembering All The Content That Didn’t Go Viral This Year
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TIP: Ensure each family member has their own table at which to eat dinner
Here are some tips for keeping the holidays stress-free for the whole family
Couple Keeps It Interesting By Bickering In Different Positions, Rooms #OurAnnualYear
Date Invites Woman Upstairs To Check Out Red Flags #OurAnnualYear
Report: 58% Of World’s Japanese Speakers White 23-Year-Old American Males #OurAnnualYear
FedEx Confirms More Than 600,000 People Try To Mail Themselves Each Year #OurAnnualYear
EPA Announces New Initiative To Conserve Whatever’s Left #OurAnnualYear
Obama Spends Afternoon In Garage Restoring Classic Drone #OurAnnualYear
"Seriously, you guys have been amazing. All of you. I really appreciate it.” #OurAnnualYear
Full report at #OurAnnualYear
The Onion Reviews 'The Hobbit: The Battle Of The Five Armies'