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[American Voices] Nintendo Game Boy Turns 25 onion.com/1k6o2TH #WhatDoYouThink?
In Focus: Grandfathers Accidentally Switched At Hospital onion.com/1pp2FlY
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Like It Or Not, We All Die, Get Dug Up And Molested | Commentary: onion.com/1jwWNOU
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Visit Home Referred To As Vacation By Parents onion.com/1jwW0h3
HBO Go's new ads capture the awkwardness of watching HBO with your family avc.lu/1poHmB6
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[American Voices] NASA Asks For Selfies To Celebrate Earth Day onion.com/1rghapH #WhatDoYouThink?
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Autopsy Determines Total Loser’s Corpse Contained No Traces Of Drugs, Alcohol onion.com/1tyzwEw
Facts Man Learned From 'Around The Horn' Used To Evaluate Arguments On 'PTI' | More Sports News: onion.com/19ILFMf
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POLL: Should Illegal Immigrants Be Deported? onion.com/1tys9wI pic.twitter.com/I3LKpMlNIN
FOR: Frames the balls better AGAINST: Probably have to do some paperwork onion.com/1tylR0j pic.twitter.com/TSttFD2E7T
"It is simply the natural cycle at work." onion.com/1tyiRAR pic.twitter.com/EnvadJICpT
George R.R. Martin, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, and director Alex Graves respond to that scene from Game Of Thrones avc.lu/1pokIsB
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Casinos Getting People To Play Longer By Telling Them Rest Of Civilization Destroyed onion.com/1iGeA9I
Visit Home Referred To As Vacation By Parents onion.com/1iGbYsH
Obama: "Who knows what kind of stuff I might find? Maybe a bar of gold or maybe even a skull!" onion.com/1iGfX8D
Obama Spends Another Night Searching Behind White House Paintings For Safes onion.com/1iGcAhZ pic.twitter.com/oYGbDECBcj
FOR: Penis tans more evenly AGAINST: Get to describe baby as “my fully intact son” onion.com/1iG68r8 pic.twitter.com/KfgP9noIM5
Study: Home Rotisseries Only American Technological Field Still Advancing onion.com/1nEzPJD
[American Voices] “I’m sure allergy sufferers will bear this hardship with their usual stoicism.” onion.com/1f0Gtds