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The Onion
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Stephen Colbert is succeeding downward by taking over Late Show avc.lu/RoNo5T
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[American Voices] Marijuana Vending Machine Unveiled In Colorado onion.com/1gzj4Lj #WhatDoYouThink?
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In Focus: Song About Heroin Used To Advertise Bank onion.com/1eGejoh
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Group Of Fifth-Grade Boys Discover Pile Of Naked Ladies Discarded In Woods onion.com/1eGdBqW #NSFW
Doctor Recalls Average-Looking Sibling Who Inspired Him To Go Into Cosmetic Surgery onion.com/1eGdvQ6
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States onion.com/1eGdn38
Yankees To Rest Derek Jeter For Remaining 149 Games Of Regular Season | More Sports News: onion.com/19ILFMf
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Man Trying To Get Out Of Executioner Duty onion.com/1eGd6ND
"You can wrap a bloody brain in anything. Rope, gauze, duct tape. There's no reason to pick on barbed wire." onion.com/P3VzSX #SPON
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Childish Gambino is mad at his label, wants out of his record contract avc.lu/1iU9Rhg
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Michelle Obama, Hillary Clinton, Barbara Bush Hit D.C. Bar Scene For First Ladies Night Specials onion.com/1hGAoSN
[American Voices] KFC Selling Chicken Prom Corsages onion.com/1hGwlWL #WhatDoYouThink?
SPONSORED: Barbed Wire Industry Protests Negative Portrayal In ‘Evil Within’ Video Game onion.com/1imMd0g
Group Of Fifth-Grade Boys Discover Pile Of Naked Ladies Discarded In Woods onion.com/1h0xqna #NSFW
Intramural Rugby Game Taking Up Field For Last 2 Fucking Hours onion.com/1h0rniB
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"@kanyewest, consider this your wake-up call." onion.com/1h0sr63
"Twistin’ time was here once. It can be here again." onion.com/1h0p9Q4 pic.twitter.com/jEWzeKowit
"I saw how my kid brother was held back by his mediocre looks, and I always wished I could do something to help him." onion.com/1h0ltOn
In Focus: Features Of Google Glass | Sits far more comfortably on face than open laptop onion.com/1h0i1TQ
Doctor Recalls Average-Looking Sibling Who Inspired Him To Go Into Cosmetic Surgery onion.com/1qYCfmF
"We will not cease sitting around and laughing it up until America is reduced to rubble." onion.com/1qYAeXw pic.twitter.com/8MOzEQI9KT
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States onion.com/1qYyj5q
Everyone In Bustling Chinese Parade Attempting To Elude Pursuers onion.com/1qYvNfx pic.twitter.com/TQDsDPTv9N
When Zelda traded heroism for the murky morality of dreams avc.lu/1gB7IK8 pic.twitter.com/KZ4BrBsVOo
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