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Overcrowded GOP Field Forces Iowa To Construct Massive Town Hall Stadium onion.com/1Mwo9bc
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Overcrowded GOP Field Forces Iowa To Construct Massive Town Hall Stadium #TheOnion #Election2016 #politics
New from The Onion Media Empire, @EDGEtv: Uncaged, Unaccountable, Fucked Up onionstudios.com/r/3057
"We should fear any government that doesn’t want its citizens to have garbage." onion.com/1U49YLR
1957: Accidentally creates Mike Myers starring vehicle onion.com/1IqvdDE
Here are some highlights from Dr. Seuss​' life and work: onion.com/1IqubYe
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Your Horoscopes — Week Of July 28, 2015 onion.com/1D5JllG
#DidYouKnow: Fish slowly drown over the course of their lives #TheOnion #animals
JFK International Airport Plans $48 Million Animal Facility onion.com/1OyMRW0 #WhatDoYouThink?
Male Orgasm Captured On Film onion.com/1KuwWr1
Pastor Bob Snowdon, Holy Christ Almighty Lutheran Church onion.com/1JOnLih
Chinese Factory Worker Can't Believe The Shit He Makes For Americans onion.com/1KuwJEk
Area Man's Life Slipping Away Even As He Reads This onion.com/1KuwB7z
Red Cross Installs Blood Drop-Off Bins For Donors’ Convenience onion.com/1Kuxo8y
Good News Kept From Parents Out Of Fear Of Proving Them Right onion.com/1Kuxihq
Frustrated Man Doesn’t Know What Else He Can Do To Get Cat Purring onion.com/1Kuxg9b
Local Lutheran Minister Loves To Fuck His Wife onion.com/1Kuv8hH
Fan Has List Of Dream Marketers He'd Love To See Handle Next Spider-Man Film onion.com/1Kux9uq
Crime Scene Used To Be Cool onion.com/1KuuGjr
“It just doesn’t matter!”: 20 things we learned at fictional summer camp avc.lu/1JKSL2x
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Boy Scouts To Lift Ban On Gay Leaders onion.com/1euHB9B #WhatDoYouThink?
Airbnb vs. Hotels | A side-by-side comparison of the two options: onion.com/1euFRgz
"There’s nothing really for me to do except hang out for a few decades." onion.com/1euCF4s




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