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The Onion
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Everyone’s a critic on the movie poster satire site @awfulreviews
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Man Attempting To Determine Whether Restaurant Closed Without Getting Too Close
Alabama Quietly Strikes Bo Bice Day From State Calendar
Report: 14% Of Americans Now Intolerant To Word 'Gluten'
Jaguars Surprised By String Of Prospects Openly Discussing Prior Drug Use, Criminal Activity During Interviews
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George W. Bush debuted some watercolors of the undead Iraqi boy who lives in his nightmares
This Week Last Year: Cutest Guy In Whole Office Not Even Particularly Attractive
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Area Man Cleans Apartment Once Every Relationship
Nickelodeon’s Rocko taught kids that the modern life ain’t the easy life
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[American Voices] Online Wizarding University Opens For Harry Potter Fans #WhatDoYouThink?
This Week Last Year: Man Purchasing Pair Of Red Pants Better Be Ready To Put Up Or Shut Up
Gas Station Clerk Glad To See Pump 2 Doing So Well Today
Fisher-Price Designer Would Like To See 2-Year-Old Try And Choke On Newest Version
New App Matches You With Others In Vicinity Who Wasted $2.99 On Same App
Moviegoer Manages To Sneak Candy Past Teenage Usher Earning $7 An Hour
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Roman Centurion Crawling Out Of NYC Manhole Cover In For One Wacky Adventure
Newly Discovered Cave Paintings Suggest Early Man Was Battling A Lot Of Inner Demons
Pharrell’s “Happy” video without any music is sad and creepy
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[American Voices] ‘Mrs. Doubtfire’ Sequel In The Works #WhatDoYouThink?
Pro-Life Demonstrator Clearly Using Image Of Subway Chicken Enchilada Melt On Anti-Abortion Poster