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God Knocked Unconscious By DirectTV Satellite onion.com/1zcyG0e pic.twitter.com/SX2spTwfCR
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Dating Naked contestant sues series for showing her dating while naked avc.lu/1zduuNK
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GM Recalls 600,000 Vehicles For Faulty Car-Detonators onion.com/1l1B34J pic.twitter.com/XTuMub0zSJ
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In Focus | Report: Redskins’ Name Only Offensive If You Think About What It Means onion.com/1kMNaPZ
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Report: 79% Of Minority Suspects Receive Miranda Rights While Unconscious onion.com/1mvXfQ4 pic.twitter.com/xep4GMzdhG
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As owners prepare for the season, so too do the men who do all of the actual point scoring onion.com/1mvQWvT pic.twitter.com/pEfg9sSis0
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"It’s going to make for a much more modern, dynamic incarceration experience." onion.com/XFUZQI pic.twitter.com/DKnT5sOv24
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Illinois Department Of Corrections Unveils New Open-Plan Prison onion.com/XFUDcP
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Report: Average American Worker Replaced Within 10 Minutes Of Taking Vacation onion.com/XFT4vl pic.twitter.com/nM98zvPnH3
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The band Everclear is just “Dad” to the incoming high school freshman class clickhole.com/r/831tsd pic.twitter.com/rlYCIn8xZ4
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“I’m fine with participation trophies, as long as they are unmistakably shittier than the real ones.” onion.com/1whXXdh
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"Ugh, this human pyramid is more dull than no human pyramid at all." – Kim Jong-un onion.com/1whTeZ0
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Bored Kim Jong-Un Stacks Entire North Korean Populace Into Human Pyramid To Kill Time onion.com/1whQKd2 pic.twitter.com/mWQOl6fold
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Pure-Hearted Little League World Series Players Playing Simply For Love Of ESPN’s Bottom Line onion.com/1zcINSI pic.twitter.com/ItVl3jYkJK
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Validate your fantasy football strategy by reading The Onion's Fantasy Football coverage onion.com/1zcKG1C pic.twitter.com/tSYTLMGgJr
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BREAKING: God Knocked Unconscious By DirectTV Satellite onion.com/1zcyG0e pic.twitter.com/Iq73pZDB3X
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Secret societies chase immortality by taking over the bodies of others on @BBCAMERICA’s #INTRUDERS. Luckily, I have a very bad body.
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6 ’90s Sitcom Stars Who Could Not Be Present On This List, But Send Their Warm Regards clickhole.com/r/821tsd pic.twitter.com/Y1GtcB26ym
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STATSHOT: What Are We Storing At Our Parents' House? onion.com/VHUAM7 pic.twitter.com/xiEvqQMhNw
[American Voices] Starbucks Bringing Coffee Trucks To College Campuses onion.com/VHT0tp #WhatDoYouThink?
What 1994 pop culture would you want to experience again for the first time? avc.lu/1ADZTvs
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