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The Onion
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Man Attempting To Determine Whether Restaurant Closed Without Getting Too Close onion.com/1ixGCEn
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Alabama Quietly Strikes Bo Bice Day From State Calendar onion.com/1jeg2ww
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Report: 14% Of Americans Now Intolerant To Word 'Gluten' onion.com/1je8SZd
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Jaguars Surprised By String Of Prospects Openly Discussing Prior Drug Use, Criminal Activity During Interviews onion.com/1lgVXIB
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George W. Bush debuted some watercolors of the undead Iraqi boy who lives in his nightmares onion.com/1l44GlG pic.twitter.com/lzFYzNpKyJ
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This Week Last Year: Cutest Guy In Whole Office Not Even Particularly Attractive onion.com/1hTGUWv
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Here are some tips for planning the perfect Easter egg hunt: onion.com/Pc97vI pic.twitter.com/tnwgALBXZ6
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Area Man Cleans Apartment Once Every Relationship onion.com/Pc4JwJ pic.twitter.com/DGA7xvhd1d
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Nickelodeon’s Rocko taught kids that the modern life ain’t the easy life avc.lu/1eQxmw7 pic.twitter.com/Q8OChvtusT
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[American Voices] Online Wizarding University Opens For Harry Potter Fans onion.com/P9AXc7 #WhatDoYouThink?
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This Week Last Year: Man Purchasing Pair Of Red Pants Better Be Ready To Put Up Or Shut Up onion.com/P9zUce
Gas Station Clerk Glad To See Pump 2 Doing So Well Today onion.com/P9zvqj
Fisher-Price Designer Would Like To See 2-Year-Old Try And Choke On Newest Version onion.com/P9zfr3
New App Matches You With Others In Vicinity Who Wasted $2.99 On Same App onion.com/P9zaE1
Moviegoer Manages To Sneak Candy Past Teenage Usher Earning $7 An Hour onion.com/P9z7rz
The Onion's Tips For A Good Night’s Sleep onion.com/P9yGO7
Roman Centurion Crawling Out Of NYC Manhole Cover In For One Wacky Adventure onion.com/1eF1TMU
Newly Discovered Cave Paintings Suggest Early Man Was Battling A Lot Of Inner Demons onion.com/P9yC0L
Pharrell’s “Happy” video without any music is sad and creepy avc.lu/1eEGN1p pic.twitter.com/yDlZsr5zDA
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[American Voices] ‘Mrs. Doubtfire’ Sequel In The Works onion.com/1eEWTbg #WhatDoYouThink?
Pro-Life Demonstrator Clearly Using Image Of Subway Chicken Enchilada Melt On Anti-Abortion Poster onion.com/1nsT2xV