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Obama Sleeping With Louisville Slugger Under Bed Now onion.com/1oeeqq9 pic.twitter.com/ahsf75n0Ac
TIP: Don’t forget about that $535 your parents have saved for your education onion.com/1C6A2gn pic.twitter.com/DYq8kxOOZM
Here are a few completely ridiculous historical stories that aren’t actually true clickhole.com/r/1052tsd pic.twitter.com/MEILMEghjH
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[American Voices] 400,000 Protesters Turn Out For People’s Climate March In NYC onion.com/1wH3h6x #WhatDoYouThink?
Mars Maven Begins Mission To Take Thousands Of High-Resolution Desktop Backgrounds onion.com/1uedolc pic.twitter.com/xWNkSWrVzY
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Man Has Pretty Good Idea Which Friend Going To Give Up On Dream First onion.com/1ue2QlS pic.twitter.com/gqPe69HGdJ
POLL: Will You Go On The Male Birth Control Pill When It Becomes Available? onion.com/1uSTD1j pic.twitter.com/IJBuz8iZCk
7.1 Billion Demonstrate In Favor Of Global Warming onion.com/1rrUCVg pic.twitter.com/QZNL9OaWcG
U.S. Still Enjoying Small But Loyal Following onion.com/1uSMIF8 pic.twitter.com/i46BPhNniA
Editorial Cartoon: 'All Things Embittered' onion.com/Zap2AT pic.twitter.com/Ef9ZiIpmp1
Ode to Marshall and Lily: The true central couple of How I Met Your Mother avc.lu/1B1F2Al pic.twitter.com/x2hhM7w7UC
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A side-by-side comparison of the iPhone 6 Plus and the Samsung Galaxy S5 onion.com/1mCopKB pic.twitter.com/uXKykUCBve
Police Satisfied After Drunk Man Assures Them There’s No Problem onion.com/XXgpIs pic.twitter.com/Hy0ZqLiZ0W
[American Voices] Poll: 90% Of Americans Say Domestic Abuse Revelations Haven’t Changed How Much Football They Watch onion.com/1DsXwOk
TIP: Cut costs in half by splitting your education with a buddy onion.com/ZCn4Js pic.twitter.com/cJCME5EPtH
The Week In Pictures – Week Of September 22, 2014 onion.com/1B1QWKO pic.twitter.com/PNIrvLK6IB
[American Voices] Report: Women Getting ‘Boot Bulge’ Liposuction To Fit Into Fall Boots onion.com/Z9Hc5y #WhatDoYouThink?
In Focus: Something Wrong With Literally Everything In Apartment onion.com/1uSi7Yp pic.twitter.com/pVxQcZ8PGA
On average, schools spend $300 annually on the vintage crackling sound for PA systems onion.com/1p8kwZr pic.twitter.com/x0aphSkZZN
Highly Touted Terrorist Prospect Weighing Multiple Recruitment Offers onion.com/XGfuvz pic.twitter.com/aKAE9ZVYgI
Fantasy Team’s Performance Only Thing Man Holding Himself Accountable For onion.com/1wVGRBt
Report: Laura’s Divorce Threatens Razor-Thin Democratic Majority In Family onion.com/1obo0dv
EMERGENCY ALERT: Americans in 14 cities advised to avoid downtown areas, nightclubs, football stadiums onion.com/1mo2DKm
11 AMAZING Photos Of Doug Bramowski As He Slowly Realizes His Wife Is Having An Affair onion.com/1ub3noG pic.twitter.com/P4FjVV723o
This Week's Top Video: Office Shooting Could Not Have Come At Worse Time For Company onion.com/1DquW05 pic.twitter.com/Vz3gKkKnCM
Editorial Cartoon: 'Spreading The Good Nudes' onion.com/1qkMFLW pic.twitter.com/FD0nY7EKSW
Reclusive Deity Hasn’t Written Book In Over 2,000 Years onion.com/1mn0hLy pic.twitter.com/VCsGTHjPkv
Daily Spin Class Only Thing Keeping Mom From Driving Car Full Of Kids Into Ocean onion.com/1rpGMmd pic.twitter.com/ylLOGG1WUW
Woman Nervous Mom Starting To Use Her As Confidant onion.com/1unFHdh pic.twitter.com/jrQjYLHEyZ
Elderly Rite Aid Patron Stretching Out Conversation About Toothpaste To Prolong Human Contact onion.com/1ra2JnL pic.twitter.com/CK5D74rviv
New Health Insurance Law Lets Employers Refuse To Cover Contraceptives If They’re Morally Opposed To Women onion.com/1mmZXfU
This Week Last Year: Area Man’s Intelligence Probably Just Too Intimidating For Most Women onion.com/1sJHWW7
Onion Sports' fantasy guru @PerryBigwell says: "Tune out the NFL’s inevitable collapse!" onion.com/1ra1bdB pic.twitter.com/9MWvGbTzqn
The Week In Pictures – Week Of September 15, 2014 onion.com/1schQRc pic.twitter.com/fdgFGMiaAE
"It was I who oversaw the transition to the Aloha POS system." onion.com/1v34xjd pic.twitter.com/TOvtqCyDbF
[American Voices] Survey: 10% Of Americans Have Gone To Work High onion.com/1tzkIGq #WhatDoYouThink?
Fantasy Football Week 3: Start ’Em, Sit ’Em | Expert analysis on which players to keep and which players to drop onion.com/1rmbb57
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Report: More Children Being Raised With Religion Of Pushier Parent onion.com/1sEqceT pic.twitter.com/9NyXTKaRvi
Sound like something from a horror movie? That’s what we thought too, at first clickhole.com/r/934tsd pic.twitter.com/MvnUw4xB5z
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16,000 Stained During Messiest Day In U.S. History onion.com/1o9xOVn pic.twitter.com/NvAhw9qXpV