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The Onion
Report: Artist Who Drew Iconic Obama ‘Hope’ Poster Has Lost Hope In Him onion.com/1Bv5hjN #WhatDoYouThink? pic.twitter.com/p6nNGtBurU
Country music consultant says it isn’t his fault women are tomatoes avc.lu/1EFlfI3 pic.twitter.com/ajlZv6HoGu
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From The Archives: Dennis Hastert Fights To Locate, Save Neck onion.com/1EFzJHS pic.twitter.com/rQIUPRc1VN
No one is calling the @Heineken_US Light Refund Center, so operators have created some interesting ways to pass time. pic.twitter.com/5j3ZgUBPc5
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Child Therapist Excited To Actually Be Seeing Patient With Psychological Issues onion.com/1JZFp6w pic.twitter.com/ul12tSVHwH
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Party Guest Hoping #Birthday Card With Shirtless Hunk Taken In Playful Spirit With Which It Was Intended #TheOnion
#Tapas Arriving Too Fast #TheOnion
From The Archives: Neverland Ranch Investigators Discover Corpse Of Real Michael Jackson onion.com/1BuDRu9 pic.twitter.com/ssUH6nS0J2
Area Man Finally Works Up Courage To Sexually Harass Secretary onion.com/1BuAy6g pic.twitter.com/e4lgV54Vc9
Scientists Make Unclear Breakthrough After Giving Robot Cancer #TheOnion
"The image is a bit risqué, so hopefully she’ll understand the card was meant as a joke." onion.com/1Buwt23 pic.twitter.com/AuacyCPqZO
Scientists Make Unclear Breakthrough After Giving Robot Cancer onion.com/1BuqUka pic.twitter.com/OYE6Bz6GYJ
#FIFA Assures Fans Investigation Won’t Affect 2022 Qatar Slush Fund #TheOnion
FIFA Assures Fans Investigation Won’t Affect 2022 Qatar Slush Fund onion.com/1AyEOXq pic.twitter.com/bTqDM9T5fy
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Man Moving To New City Never Took Time To Truly Loathe Surroundings onion.com/1LO51SN pic.twitter.com/fheqEYF6pf
SkyMall Announces Return Of Print Edition To Planes onion.com/1LO33C4 #WhatDoYouThink? pic.twitter.com/O5IoGixQuO
Report: At This Point, Most Americans Feel More Comfortable In Dying Economy onion.com/1LO1DaP pic.twitter.com/TVS72GjuuW
Man Surrounded By Loved Ones Feels Awkward Being Only Person Dying onion.com/1LNYLKU pic.twitter.com/xYa4E4eJyI
Man Going To Trust Society’s Determination That He Deserves His Privilege onion.com/1LNRhre pic.twitter.com/imUJcFcA7C
Roommates Assured Girlfriend Only Staying Over For Entire Duration Of Relationship onion.com/1KBDkiw pic.twitter.com/N10dIU3HOM