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We Asked 12 Vegetarians To Draw A Picture Of A Turkey And This Is What They Came Up With clickhole.com/r/1488tsd pic.twitter.com/fyQIe4TghD
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"I don’t know what Aunt Tina’s been feeding him.” onion.com/1zv5ItC pic.twitter.com/PmYiUld8aV
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STATSHOT: Why Are We Hosting Thanksgiving? onion.com/1zv53bD pic.twitter.com/tjDgbo7Vw1
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In Focus: Thousands Gather For Stuffing Of Giant Rockefeller Center Turkey onion.com/1zv4crf pic.twitter.com/7lhwJsEkBA
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Families Of Bears Players Ask To Have Faces Blurred Out During Thanksgiving Promos onion.com/1zv1C4D pic.twitter.com/onOYwQy8D5
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In Focus: Obama Outlines Moral, Philosophical Justifications For Turkey Pardon onion.com/1zv0pud pic.twitter.com/gOxNbjQnoH
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Makeshift Opinion Thrown Together From Viewpoint Currently Dominating Conversation onion.com/1ygYGdt pic.twitter.com/iu5Zpnf9ZI
Betrayed: This 26-year-old had to buy her own plane ticket home for Thanksgiving clickhole.com/r/1120tsd pic.twitter.com/vj4o33PxBr
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In Focus: 11 Steps For Cooking A PERFECT Thanksgiving Turkey onion.com/1ygYmLK pic.twitter.com/MqEDXI4Nz2
In Focus: The Onion's Guide To Hosting A Perfect Thanksgiving onion.com/1ygXlU5 pic.twitter.com/4UDLGswr76
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In Focus: Siblings Gather Around PowerPoint To Hash Out Off-Limits Topics For Thanksgiving onion.com/1ygX3wl pic.twitter.com/YUNmZtJE8g
Only College Student Staying On Campus Planning Saddest Thanksgiving Meal Of All Time onion.com/1ygWEdu pic.twitter.com/6v7bFVPFvF
Everyone In Family Compliments Grandmother On How Small And Feeble She’s Gotten onion.com/1ygQn1t pic.twitter.com/gs3iq2f9KG
Man At Airport Pissed That Other People Had Same Idea To Go Home For Thanksgiving onion.com/1ygTxlD pic.twitter.com/cxaFpdpXaQ
NFL To Crack Down On Players For Excessive Thanksgiving Celebrations onion.com/1ygSdiS pic.twitter.com/Jcz0cfDotD
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In Focus: 60 Percent Of Local Man's Workday Spent On Sports Fandom onion.com/1zrPaCJ pic.twitter.com/RROf7ZaW4I
TIP: Avoid airport parking by leaving your car on the side of the road with its hazards on onion.com/1y9MtX0 pic.twitter.com/T8Tq6nP6Me
Desperate GOP Spotted In South Dakota Trying To Build Keystone Pipeline Themselves onion.com/1y9JxtE pic.twitter.com/s3wKZCSmlh
If you buy just 11,000 books this year, make them all The Onion’s new book: onion.com/1F0TgFN pic.twitter.com/lcniSlkfav
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