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The Onion
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ExxonMobil, Chevron Locked In Bidding War To Obtain Lucrative Pennsylvania Senator onion.com/1qcc64i
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Open-Minded Man Would Be Willing To Look Past Jennifer Lawrence's Flaws onion.com/1qcbWdg
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You're a naughty little consumer and we know you just want to be targeted by advertisers, don’t you? onion.com/1qc6G9k #SPONSORED
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George R.R. Martin denies South Park’s insinuation that he’s obsessed with wieners avc.lu/1mVVVVr
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If you listed “spontaneous” as one of your qualities on OKCupid, you might want to check out @budlight’s #WhateverUSA budlight.com/whateverusa.ht…
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Hulk Hogan Donates Hair To Lucky Locks Of Love Recipient onion.com/1qbWdee pic.twitter.com/IboMBpheSu
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Guy Riding ATV Has Really Been Looking Forward To Breaking His Neck On Wooded Trail onion.com/1oCj7xn pic.twitter.com/HiHoSXirDm
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ExxonMobil, Chevron Locked In Bidding War To Acquire Lucrative Pennsylvania Senator onion.com/1AqMnMr pic.twitter.com/LHfiSs2tp7
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Supreme Court Issues 7-1 Decision To Find Scalia's Killer onion.com/1AqJv29 pic.twitter.com/NDKUhZNsVV
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"Look, she’s not perfect, but neither am I." onion.com/1AqIk2E pic.twitter.com/g8a2J6moEp
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Open-Minded Man Would Be Willing To Look Past Jennifer Lawrence’s Flaws onion.com/1AqGD5s pic.twitter.com/yKVtDMzolm
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Why Your Mother And I Are Getting Divorced As Explained By ‘Orange Is The New Black’ GIFs clickhole.com/r/598tsd pic.twitter.com/qxovgTi0oc
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[American Voices] New York Times Endorses Legalizing Marijuana onion.com/1AqCe2n #WhatDoYouThink?
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POLL: Should We Let Immigrant Children Who Crossed The U.S. Border Stay In America? onion.com/1Aqwoy4 pic.twitter.com/pqssQX8sxO
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It’s time we does the tell of the Mad Max: Fury Road trailer avc.lu/1rSl0qL
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Assisted Care Facility Hits Grand Fucking Slam With Little Styrofoam Cups Of Sherbet onion.com/1lNQqbZ pic.twitter.com/bo3lNeKaBV
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I Had A Terrible Experience At This Restaurant Because I Am A Terrible Person clickhole.com/r/565tsd pic.twitter.com/BPnUEEuBZg
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In Focus: CDC Officials Announce Free Ice Cream For Everyone, Tasty Ice Cream, And Also There Is An Ebola Outbreak onion.com/1l7sznn
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T.J. Maxx Job Application Just Asks Prospective Employees How Much They Plan To Shoplift onion.com/1nNSAxT pic.twitter.com/gwE6pDTCor
The Week In Pictures – Week Of July 28, 2014 onion.com/1nziF2N pic.twitter.com/XCgtcsnuvr
[American Voices] Study: Earth In Middle Of ‘Sixth Extinction’ onion.com/1nz6LWC #WhatDoYouThink?
Week In Review: Grandpa Looking Absolutely Precious In New Baseball Cap onion.com/1mUIHbN pic.twitter.com/9ABwNaVk3t
In Focus: New Roommates Attempt To Find Manly Way Of Saying Good Night onion.com/X3h7E5