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Girlfriend Talks Through Whole Goddamn Commercial
In Focus | Study: Depression Hits Losers Hardest
5 Million Illegal Immigrants To Realize Dreams Of Having Deportation Deferred
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"Whoa, those hombres were not fucking around." – @JoeBiden
Man Sort Of Curious What His Last Straw Is Going To Be
Chihuahua: Removed from the womb prematurely and raised as if it were a fully formed animal
“The fact that he can even walk is a testament to all the medical advancements we’ve made.”
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Makeshift Opinion Thrown Together From Viewpoint Currently Dominating Conversation
Desperate GOP Spotted In South Dakota Trying To Build Keystone Pipeline Themselves
Pit Bulls are infamous for their dangerous owners, who are given to fits of rage if provoked
Fantasy guru @PerryBigwell says releasing a dead friend’s dormant roster is perfectly fair
9% of respondents said, "No, unless I come across some sort of photo that may humanize them."
Biden Tossed Out Of Car Passing By White House
Superfan: This Man Has Agreed To Be Murdered To Ensure A Second Season Of @serial
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Area Theater Has Strict Rule Against Bringing In Outside Movies
In Focus | Report: Meat Now America's No. 2 Condiment
“You can’t afford to pass up this deal.”