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[American Voices] "What do dogs have to be jealous about? They’ve got it all.” onion.com/1o08PCj pic.twitter.com/HwYw0gmDiA
Roger Goodell To NFL Players: 'Murdering Your Wife Will Result In Automatic 4-Game Suspension' onion.com/1o053Zq pic.twitter.com/0wi4sD2bdH
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Dan Harmon shared some details about Community’s new season at Comic-Con avc.lu/1tJXsne
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Weekend Magazine: Undeveloped Pictures Of The Kennedys onion.com/1rFnhH3
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In Focus: Couple Should Get Dinner With Other Couple, Couple Reports onion.com/UxQANl
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Doctors Say Average Heart Attack Victim Doesn't Clutch At Chest Nearly Dramatically Enough onion.com/1z9G7qR
Michael Bay Gives Fans Sneak Peek At Ninja Turtles’ Hyper-Realistic CGI Genitals onion.com/WMmRlm pic.twitter.com/xKbUD1Mp8A
[American Voices] Comic-Con Holding First Ever Transgender Panel onion.com/1z9ApVR #WhatDoYouThink? #SDCC
Nickelodeon pulls the final five episodes of The Legend Of Korra avc.lu/UvLr8i
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Two Years Ago Today: Chick-Fil-A Debuts New Homophobic Sandwich onion.com/1retZAo pic.twitter.com/Bu45HZT0Om
The best way to your crush’s heart is sincerity. If that doesn’t work, a @HondaPowersprts motorcycle always helps onion.com/1pThZDE
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STATSHOT: Least Motivational Self-Help Books onion.com/1qCYljV pic.twitter.com/e65tbrxtDx
Nation’s Gratuitously Sexual Couples Announce Plans To Wait In Line At Six Flags onion.com/1qCWH1J pic.twitter.com/Q81nEjFGb8
Comic-Con Opens With Traditional Superhero Flyover onion.com/1nlFc2T pic.twitter.com/7XY3rV13A7
Obama To Cut Costs By Packing Lunch Every Day For U.S. Populace onion.com/UvK49H pic.twitter.com/94gKR78SYt
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"We are not so different, other than the ever-present danger that I may die at any moment." clickhole.com/r/590tsd pic.twitter.com/SGCA9ucF7e
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Doctors Say Average Heart Attack Victim Doesn’t Clutch At Chest Nearly Dramatically Enough onion.com/UvH2lM pic.twitter.com/70cdl9is9E
Rape Investigation Finds Star College Quarterback Has Got The Goods onion.com/UvFKqU
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Michael Bay says you've never seen the Ninja Turtles quite like this onion.com/UvCmfT #SDCC #NSFW pic.twitter.com/4P1f7ysLRd
Michael Bay Gives Fans Sneak Peek At Ninja Turtles’ Hyper-Realistic CGI Genitals onion.com/1nXTYbl #SDCC pic.twitter.com/F4AvCtx1p8
Israel’s, Hamas’ Disregard For Palestinian Life Aligning Nicely onion.com/1nXR8mT pic.twitter.com/GnmPBnmGYp
[American Voices] Couples Battling For Trendy 12/13/14 Wedding Date onion.com/1z89WrO #WhatDoYouThink?