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The Onion

Report: Laura’s Divorce Threatens Razor-Thin Democratic Majority In Family onion.com/20U7p2j
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Butterfly Fuck-Swing Filled With Junk Mail onion.com/1QLFL1r
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Jogger Clearly On First Run Of Plan To Turn Life Around onion.com/1PjbVSP
FDA Recommends Adding Little Tabasco To That Bad Boy #TheOnion
Driving Vs. Public Transportation: A side-by-side comparison onion.com/1Pj9z6k
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FDA Recommends Adding Little Tabasco To That Bad Boy onion.com/1nVFrVy
Demoralized Jeb Bush Succumbs To New Hampshire Heroin Epidemic onion.com/1V0RXhj
Your Horoscopes — Week Of February 9, 2016 onion.com/1TaBr0m
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BMI Not An Accurate Measure Of Health onion.com/1TazzVk #WhatDoYouThink?
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