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The Onion
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How To Live Gluten-Free | Murder all bakers in proximity to your home: onion.com/1npDC0i
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Let’s honor @TheWebbyAwards by helping them give The Onion a prize. bit.ly/1epM6BY
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Perverted Little Boy Asks To Sleep With Parents onion.com/1npBhCq
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[American Voices] ‘Goonies’ Sequel In The Works onion.com/1gRO74Z #WhatDoYouThink?
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The first Jurassic World photos have everything you love about Jurassic Park, except dinosaurs avc.lu/Pucb6E
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Neighborhood Kids Grant Landmark Status To House Where Guy Killed Himself onion.com/1iMKZeR
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Activists Release Horrifying Video Showing How Meat Products Are Eaten onion.com/1rmHpcl pic.twitter.com/2V0oxBEoXq
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"This is really fucked up: Sometimes he’ll even request that the family dog get into the mix." onion.com/1rmAWy7 pic.twitter.com/u5rSipTG4e
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From The Archives: Wrigley Field Supporters Propose Tearing Down Rest Of Chicago onion.com/1rmBYKs
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Perverted Little Boy Asks To Sleep With Parents onion.com/1f6Sjmn
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All the bacon and eggs: 14 characters with a passion for breakfast food avc.lu/1if7ASI pic.twitter.com/CBoC9pI6dU
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In Focus: There Are People In World Who Are Concerned About Current State Of Hip-Hop onion.com/Qyslgp pic.twitter.com/dyt55xlB26
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NFL GMs Frantically Studying Bleacher Report Slideshow On Top College Prospects onion.com/QynEmY
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Always read the packaging. You’re one of these people now. onion.com/QylmnQ pic.twitter.com/UAjTCJtWtM
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Here is The Onion’s guide to living gluten-free: onion.com/1k6K1tE pic.twitter.com/CM4GNaBmzZ
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Report: U.S. Still Leads World With Highest Density Of Kevins onion.com/1noPjnS pic.twitter.com/nR0c2TPuet
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Why the Johnny Depp backlash is nonsense avc.lu/1lF2stw
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[American Voices] Nintendo Game Boy Turns 25 onion.com/1k6o2TH #WhatDoYouThink?
In Focus: Grandfathers Accidentally Switched At Hospital onion.com/1pp2FlY
Autopsy Determines Total Loser’s Corpse Contained No Traces Of Drugs, Alcohol onion.com/1jwX6tb
Like It Or Not, We All Die, Get Dug Up And Molested | Commentary: onion.com/1jwWNOU
Casinos Getting People To Play Longer By Telling Them Rest Of Civilization Destroyed onion.com/1jwWFzc
Visit Home Referred To As Vacation By Parents onion.com/1jwW0h3