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The Onion
Wedding Planner Suggests Replacing Unsightly Groom onion.com/1aNkrdj pic.twitter.com/1uV9B0IuEZ
Courageous Man Overcomes Woman’s Body Language To Continue Hitting On Her onion.com/1aNerBn pic.twitter.com/LIGpVgEqfa
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Report: Cavaliers Players Having Issues Gelling During Postgame Celebrations onion.com/1aN9cBq pic.twitter.com/ddH1QdlgXu
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Uber Launches Quarterly Print Magazine For Drivers onion.com/1aN5GqN #WhatDoYouThink? pic.twitter.com/orcxTt9OuL
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Frustrated Nation Calls For Updated Zip-Line Infrastructure onion.com/1aN1aZr pic.twitter.com/F8SxWGsBwX
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Teacher Who Dedicates Life To Students Total Fucking Bitch onion.com/1aMWbrL pic.twitter.com/eyqISUgta6
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TIP: Stretch after taking a shower for some reason onion.com/1wIFveS pic.twitter.com/2V9U6nlfaC
Archaeologists Uncover Greek Amphitheater Where First Prick Saved Seats onion.com/1wIFk3j pic.twitter.com/Mw7xQHiwEY
Full report at onion.com/insta
This Turtle Sure As Shit Better Do Something Cute Because It Cost Like $40 clickhole.com/r/2041tsd pic.twitter.com/Khj0yc5YE9
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Lucrative New Oil Extraction Method Involves Drilling Directly Into Gas Stations onion.com/1wIF9oD pic.twitter.com/qFOvAh2SMz
Ben & Jerry consider just putting the weed directly in the ice cream avc.lu/1M7Ty19 pic.twitter.com/QssNoKzbpN
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Yankees Rookie Nervously Tells A-Rod How Much He Used To Hate Him As A Kid onion.com/1wIDEa8 pic.twitter.com/vjw8yMkrvX
Report: Nazi Treasure Hunters Following More Realistic Retirement Plan Than 86% Of Country onion.com/1wIyIln pic.twitter.com/YJvFi1OfEM
Here are some things that you can do to extend your lifespan: onion.com/1AKEAWn pic.twitter.com/TvJwOXwXAK
Hillary Clinton Hints At Presidential Ambitions By Concealing Information From American People onion.com/1w4gdHy pic.twitter.com/iqJA5K4zSN
In Focus: Puzzled Nation Can Remember Name Ferguson, But Not Sure From Where onion.com/1w4bu8V pic.twitter.com/jLzOw84zKd
Finally! This Realistic Barbie Doll Comes With A Cabinet Full Of Plastic Bags clickhole.com/r/1744tsd pic.twitter.com/iBwAicSejK
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Bulls Executives Sickened By Replays Of Derrick Rose Getting Drafted onion.com/1wIlvJu pic.twitter.com/7G4SzzpPds
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Man Who Stopped Dieting Already Seeing Results onion.com/1wIlTYy pic.twitter.com/laDU5ido6h
In Focus: Netanyahu Feeling Like Trip To US To Start World War III Went Pretty Well onion.com/18PMGaD pic.twitter.com/GVoTWgp8H3
This Interracial Couple Is So Beautiful You Won’t Even Care One Has Coleslaw On His Shoulder clickhole.com/r/1939tsd pic.twitter.com/UDZxqKng1h
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