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In Focus | Study: Depression Hits Losers Hardest onion.com/1p5KCSj pic.twitter.com/MvOmrxI8dQ
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5 Million Illegal Immigrants To Realize Dreams Of Having Deportation Deferred onion.com/1F5UAVM pic.twitter.com/5uSRjrLr2v
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"Whoa, those hombres were not fucking around." – @JoeBiden onion.com/1x6MCaB pic.twitter.com/SovkFfmPJ8
Man Sort Of Curious What His Last Straw Is Going To Be onion.com/1x6ImYX pic.twitter.com/pjxXK3DqxE
Chihuahua: Removed from the womb prematurely and raised as if it were a fully formed animal onion.com/1Hr80Q8 pic.twitter.com/ebsYtnYovW
“The fact that he can even walk is a testament to all the medical advancements we’ve made.” onion.com/1yYqwt3 pic.twitter.com/RMxdHwoCGo
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Makeshift Opinion Thrown Together From Viewpoint Currently Dominating Conversation onion.com/1yYeXSI pic.twitter.com/bEzr5JBzPw
Desperate GOP Spotted In South Dakota Trying To Build Keystone Pipeline Themselves onion.com/1Hrae24 pic.twitter.com/yQabOGUysj
Pit Bulls are infamous for their dangerous owners, who are given to fits of rage if provoked onion.com/1Hr80Q8 pic.twitter.com/cd2dQMpRNU
Fantasy guru @PerryBigwell says releasing a dead friend’s dormant roster is perfectly fair onion.com/1yXOhS7 pic.twitter.com/nTe1c7lVo5
9% of respondents said, "No, unless I come across some sort of photo that may humanize them." onion.com/1vt4LnI pic.twitter.com/claSrKghOA
Biden Tossed Out Of Car Passing By White House onion.com/1vt2OHO pic.twitter.com/QFmfOHRVFp
Superfan: This Man Has Agreed To Be Murdered To Ensure A Second Season Of @serial clickhole.com/r/1443tsd pic.twitter.com/HdUnjqPzeh
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Area Theater Has Strict Rule Against Bringing In Outside Movies onion.com/1F4o5r1 pic.twitter.com/4pUS3RLG8F
In Focus | Report: Meat Now America's No. 2 Condiment onion.com/1yWTZUm pic.twitter.com/lcv4GBwR9C
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