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The Onion
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Rape Investigation Finds Star College Quarterback Has Got The Goods onion.com/UvFKqU
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Michael Bay says you've never seen the Ninja Turtles quite like this onion.com/UvCmfT #SDCC #NSFW pic.twitter.com/4P1f7ysLRd
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Michael Bay Gives Fans Sneak Peek At Ninja Turtles’ Hyper-Realistic CGI Genitals onion.com/1nXTYbl #SDCC pic.twitter.com/F4AvCtx1p8
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Israel’s, Hamas’ Disregard For Palestinian Life Aligning Nicely onion.com/1nXR8mT pic.twitter.com/GnmPBnmGYp
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[American Voices] Couples Battling For Trendy 12/13/14 Wedding Date onion.com/1z89WrO #WhatDoYouThink?
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Here is a step-by-step guide to how @amazon orders reach consumers onion.com/1nkSX1D pic.twitter.com/8DcsQQlQkM
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In Focus: Ohio Replaces Lethal Injection With Humane New Head-Ripping-Off Machine onion.com/1rydYHz pic.twitter.com/YemndOzSK4
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In Focus: Area Woman Thinks She Could Live In City She's Visiting onion.com/1odNJoB
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“Weird" @alyankovic inspires UHF porn parody, has officially “made it” avc.lu/WDp174
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Man In Elevator In On Conversation Now onion.com/1kVxKXI
Israel: Palestinians Given Ample Time To Evacuate To Nearby Bombing Sites onion.com/1kVsgMv pic.twitter.com/dH8cl5xRpa
[American Voices] Mysterious White Surrender Flags Appear Above Brooklyn Bridge onion.com/1lwywKL #WhatDoYouThink?
Frustrated Employee No Longer Even Trying To Hide GRE Study Books onion.com/1jVOSRU pic.twitter.com/EgNijNxcrP
Bud Selig Still Hoping To See Game At Every Major League Baseball Stadium onion.com/1jVLfv6 pic.twitter.com/1D7qqlTGPg
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AP Reporter In Gaza Needs Another Term For ‘Blood-Soaked’ onion.com/1jVIKsW pic.twitter.com/rVFgioUVW1
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Study Finds Only 5% Of Americans Have Correct Amount Of Pride In Country onion.com/1jVESrJ pic.twitter.com/YRDeh88fko
This Week Last Year: Weird-Looking Guy Somehow Manages To Look Normal In Facebook Profile Picture onion.com/1jVzRiV
Jack White’s resting bitchface has inspired the Internet’s new favorite meme avc.lu/1x1CaSj pic.twitter.com/7d8TW2pq9Z
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"We simply have to accept that those who refuse to ‘believe’ in objective scientific fact aren’t going away." onion.com/1pbcVst
Report: Climate Change Skeptics Could Reach Catastrophic Levels By 2020 onion.com/1pbaLcm pic.twitter.com/JnzOafYZrJ