Me, myself & I, solo ride till I die.
Fuck your 007, I don't want to drink dirty martinis you son of betch!
Why am I only learning this now? There are underwear options that house your package best... Now I know why my pups pays for silk underwear
...Wait wait there is a Vegas somewhere in there 😂😂😂
Not looking forward to dis; DOH ✈️ MSP ✈️ DXB ✈️ DOH ✈️ AMM ✈️ YXU ✈️ DOH ✈️ MSP ✈️ AUH ✈️ DOH ✈️ MSP ✈️ LAX ✈️ MSP ✈️ DOH. 😒🔫
I don't have to sleep with you to like you. I can love you without sleeping with you, it's called unconditional love, yes we still exist...
act impulsively, trust your instincts, make mistakes, take risks, conquer mountains, slay dragons, tame unicorns.
I've never regretted anything because without mistakes there is no progress... But god damn it, I wish I could have that one night back.
can be so lame... I don't understand how you cats do it 5 days a week all your life. Fack
Serious question; why do I find blondes sexy but not beautiful?
Lyfe Goals... To look like #AndyGarcia
when I am 60. #LifeGoals
Girlfriends replaceable, friends replaceable, materials replaceable, even siblings are replaceable. Time is NOT, grab every moment by the 😈
... I swear I was just trying to drop off the spaniard at home, a day later.. We're doing brunch at hakkasan. 😳😱🤐
When you rolling in the Royce with @RulaZaabri
.. Lyfe is good.
Toys for the summer;
J Wagon (✅)
Harley Davidson Cruiser (✅)
Speed boat (🚤)
Porsche 911 (💯)
Arm Candy (Accepting Applications 🖋)
I should listen to @theweeknd
more often... "stupid is next to I love you" ... The heart has become numb already.
Every 7 years you are a complete new person. Every cell in your body has been reincarnated... I'm closing in on my 4th Seven... Fack
New pet peeve.. When girls call themselves unicorns, you are NOT a unicorn. And stop using this emoji 🦄 you're a 🐴 actually you're a donkey.
At this point, I wish I was a virgin... Because I didn't give the trophy to the only one that mattered. 😿🔫
Live in the present. Enjoy every moment. Be who you are. Release every fear. Infinitely fall in love through time until u fly through space
I remember when my Twitter account used to be kewl...
ZZ, then my Jeanie. Then my Panda. Then Her Highness. Then my devil. Then The perfect one. Then I found myself in a female body...
...Every time I think my world is about to end I am just introduced to a new one. What's next?
Oh no!!! Here comes all the motivational Monday quotes... Betch, I started on Sunday.
Abu Dhabi, you hold a special place in my heart.
I just want to be back in the frozen tundra, cuddling MyBody Pillow, infront of my fireplace, reading oscar wilde. fuck everything else #fb
Have a safe and happy thanks giving. I am grateful and blessed to have all you special people in my Lyfe. XoXo
I am turnin' into a nigga that thinks about money and women... Like 24/7... You know how that shit go...
There is so much evil in this realm but remember light is always more powerful than dark. #fb
Shoutout to @emirates
airline for the free business to first class upgrade on the new a380 Airbus, dopest ride of my life.
Love a few. Trust one. Do wrong to none.
Stairway to heaven..Literally..Do you want your own bed, shower, and bar on ur 14 hour flight? Yes,please @emirates
I am often lost between what is imagination and what is real..
Happy Birthday @tylerdickinson
Lyfe, you devious little devil you.
Everybody is boring. I really wish I had something I could chase forever.. Even if she was make believe..
Thus, the conclusion is.. Know what you want, fuck it up so you can't have it and love accordingly.
... Makes you invisible, because when you know what you want you can have everything else..
.. Then you finally find what you want, but you can't have it...
... You never know what you want.. And you have everything...
Eat Tacos. Slay dragons. Find a unicorn. Die happy.
I absolutely love how @Drake
broke the Internet with his hot bling music video dance ... #Radical #Drake
It's true that I am a swirling black hole of chaos, but I am pretty facking awesome sometimes.
I've already "F'ed" myself a long, long time ago!
... I die a little on the inside every day