Less is more. #2016 motto
Round and around and around and around we go...
Oh now, tell me now, tell me now, tell me now you know...
I just need to be alone, I just need to be at home.
You need a bat mobile for every suit color in your batcave.
Drown your sorrows in more pussy and learn you fucking pathetic child.
Stupid is right next to I love you
What can you show me, that my heart doesn't know already.
I do not belong in this universe
My ending will be sad. Because I long for darkness.
The Lyfe lives within me, yung students.
I walked into a bar with 1,500 and woke up with 100. That's it~
We're in the desert, everything is an illusion.
Many mermaids I've caught, Elves I've met, Angels I've corrupted, Demons I've conquered, unicorns I've hunted but nothing like the fairy...
There is nothing worst than a full gym.
I wish I could be buzzed 24/7, three six five, like it's constantly heaven. #J
Parked outside in the Range Rover Coke white, so tight, game over.
The bolder your brows the weaker my knees.
For the love of your favorite male or female genitals please stop sharing all your disturbing face swap pictures. 😤🔫
We left our hearts in 2015, we'd have to fix the DeLorean travel back to the future to find them again. Until then~
People become pathetic when they are in love.
There is nothing that we can't overcome, I enjoy facing all my demons.
The Devil always gets what he wants until he starts caring.
2016, I am not looking for love, stop sending it to me. In the one six, I will only love myself.
If I see anymore Monday motivational quotes I might kill myself.
If you have a unicorn hide her, if you're a dragon I will ride you and if you're a mermaid I will catch you. 🦄🐉pUZ
The quicker I allow it to sink in, the better off we all are... Solo rider till I die!
Getting in shape, hunting unicorns and slaying dragons needs endurance and stamina 😂😈�2mr7
I wanted to tame unicorns, this summer I am only slaying dragons... Don't try to tame the untamable!
She said she can't feel her face...
Right now I can't feel my heart!
Squats, lunges, leg presses, dead lifts, calf raises = death. I hate leg day, with a passion...
..Why do we live in a world full of dismay
Everything I like turns into hay..
Well Eventually everything fades and even the brightest colors turn into grey..
Ignorance is bliss, truth be told.
They say go smash some groupie hoes
spend money on some newer clothes..
put poison up through your nose..
Everything fades. I wish it didn't, but it does!
It's so tough not leaving all this behind & really going after what I want. But tougher not going after what I want & giving her all this.
Me, myself & I, solo ride till I die.
Fuck your 007, I don't want to drink dirty martinis you son of betch!
Why am I only learning this now? There are underwear options that house your package best... Now I know why my pups pays for silk underwear
...Wait wait there is a Vegas somewhere in there 😂😂😂
Not looking forward to dis; DOH ✈️ MSP ✈️ DXB ✈️ DOH ✈️ AMM ✈️ YXU ✈️ DOH ✈️ MSP ✈️ AUH ✈️ DOH ✈️ MSP ✈️ LAX ✈️ MSP ✈️ DOH. 😒🔫
I don't have to sleep with you to like you. I can love you without sleeping with you, it's called unconditional love, yes we still exist...
act impulsively, trust your instincts, make mistakes, take risks, conquer mountains, slay dragons, tame unicorns.
I've never regretted anything because without mistakes there is no progress... But god damn it, I wish I could have that one night back.
can be so lame... I don't understand how you cats do it 5 days a week all your life. Fack
Serious question; why do I find blondes sexy but not beautiful?
Lyfe Goals... To look like #AndyGarcia
when I am 60. #LifeGoals
Girlfriends replaceable, friends replaceable, materials replaceable, even siblings are replaceable. Time is NOT, grab every moment by the 😈