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#ShotsFired MT @JessSeinfeld RT @nytimes: Creator of the #GIF: "It is a soft 'G,' pronounced 'jif.' End of story." nyti.ms/13JeOoW
Tornado warnings are Northeast of me so please don't fret on my account, but--yeesh, that's unusual. Hi there, climate change. How's tricks?
xoxo! RT @TomBeldham88: @bensoutham @TheGrottoTweets cheers mate, much appreciated! :-)
Thank you sincerely for all the #Twitter love. It's humbling to know so many of you have my back. #LoveAlwaysWins
Welcome to my level. TONS of booze down here. RT @teenagesleuth: I am sorry to drag down Twitter to my level, but what is Jodi Arias doing?
#JodiArias..."designed" a T-shirt that says "Survivor" on it. A plain white shirt that just says "Survivor" in blue lettering. Just, WTF.
I don't usually send mass tweets to that degree, but in this particular case I thought I had a pretty good handle on who'd find it funny.
I told you we'd discuss this at home. RT @EveryTweet_Ever: Feuding with other people on Twitter, because that's a productive use of time.
This. RT @MEK215: @TheGrottoTweets Yeah, I'm sad for anyone who looks for fights when there are so many opportunities to do good.
Oh, you. Consistently making my day RT @chezpazienza @TheGrottoTweets You're way too kind. Tell that fuckwit to piss off and be done with it
Telling people w/ cancer they need to be strong & have a good attitude is insulting. Believe me, strong, optimistic people die every day.
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The Day I Possibly Caused An International Incident By Complimenting @rickygervais sfy.co/eJJk #storify #UK #DiplomaticRelations
In the face of tragedy, to call it a silver lining is to miss the mark...but it challenges my cynicism to see unabashed, devoted alliance.
The way some people are reacting, you'd think the bill on same sex marriage was to make it compulsory as a opposed to personal choice.
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#OK #PrayForOklahoma RT @TWCBreaking: Hospitals treating more than 120 patients after #Oklahoma tornado, including about 70 children.
#OK #PrayForOklahoma RT @offbeatonpurpos: OU emergency #shelter 405-325-2511. If u r n the area pls pass the word. #okwx Moore, #Oklahoma
cc @lizzwinstead RT @Team_Tinker: Here's a link to a brochure Tinker put together on base and local helping agencies fb.me/2980u8H3d
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So impressed with @lizzwinstead right now. Raw regret and sorrow in the face of a thoughtless error so many of us could have made. #Love
Made a political joke, Twas before devastation revealed. In hindsight, had I understood, I would have refrained. Beyond sorry. #LetMeHaveIt
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#OK #PrayForOklahoma RT @jaketapper: Ok State Medical Examiner’s Office: 37 dead in the #Oklahoma City area tornado tonight.
Centenary United Methodist Church, 7th & D Ave, Lawton will be taking donations of: Bottled water, blankets,... fb.me/1bO6Lyh3B
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#OK RT ‏@SteveKrak #CNN tornado coverage: @AC360 live 8/10, @OutFrontCNN live 7/11, @PiersMorganLive 9/Midnight. CNN live overnight as well.
#PrayForOklahoma #OK RT @WSAV Do you have family in #Oklahoma? The Red Cross has a way to check on them: ht.ly/ldVhE
Remember during large natural disasters, text messaging is a more efficient use of cell bandwidth than a phone call for checking on people!
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Just in: FAA has approved temporary flight restrictions around disaster area in #OK so rescuers can hear people that are buried under rubble
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Guy at work just asked if I do martial arts (no) because it looks like I have cauliflower ear. Way to sweet talk a lady, guy. #Chivalry #WTF
Just, #PrayForOklahoma. I don't even know anymore.
Worth repeating. Very impressed by thoughtful, professional, experienced local news reporters & anchors in Oklahoma today.
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RT @okcpd: Please stay out of the tornado affected areas so emergency responders can get in as quickly as possible.
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Fantastic. RT @juliussharpe #Dating is good practice for parenting because you learn not to care when someone is crying in a restaurant.
'Finally, a reason to watch TV on Sundays!' - Seth MacFarlane on The Simpsons. Ultimate fourth wall explosion. #simpsons
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Homer: "Think we'll last 25 years?" Bart: "Nothing should." <3 #TheSimpsons
"Finally, a reason to watch TV on Sundays!" Oh, I am loving this. #TheSimpsons #MetaHumor
.@SethMacFarlane sings Sinatra on #thesimpsons Season Finale this Sunday. Watch a preview here: fox.tv/18QiDe1
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This might be my favorite tweet of all time. RT @ConanOBrien It took me a while, but I finally ran Barbara Walters out of show business.
<3 RT @rachelsklar: p.s. That Kanye song really ought to have come with a seizure warning.
I continue to be impressed by the stage combat! RT @MEK215: Lolz. Everytime @andersoncooper is on #SNL, he gets beat up.
Best. Bit. EVER. @andersoncooper @sethmeyers #Aww! RT @alyssawool: THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN #SNL #STEFON #AC360
I <3 this tweet. RT @embeedub: Happiness is asking your 9 y.o. what her favorite place in all of NYC is, & having her answer, "Home."