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The Daily Show
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#TDSBreakingNews Obama's credit card denied at NYC restaurant. China finally called in our debt. #WhyDidWePutItOnHisPersonalCard
Tuesday, Oct 21 at 4 p.m. EST / 1 PST: Join Jon Stewart and @maziarbahari for a @RosewaterMovie Twitter chat. Tweet your Qs: #RosewaterChat
Jon Stewart to Bill O'Reilly: "I want you to admit that there is such a thing as white privilege."
.@msjwilly goes to Kansas to test the outcome of a conservative free market experiment.
In Florida, Charlie Crist uses @CCristBallFan during a debate. Rick Scott refuses to attend.
#TDSBreakingNews Top 1% own half of global wealth. As well as half of every tweet. ALSO THEY'RE VERY STRONG AND COOL
Support veterans through @missioncontinue. Enter for a chance to be interviewed by Jon Stewart:
Tonight! Most Florida politicians keep the everglades in their hearts. Which one keeps it in his pants?
Jon to Bill O'Reilly: "I want you to admit that there is such a thing as white privilege."
#TDSBreakingNews Weed delivery app launches in CA. Drone delivery option not helping anyone's paranoia. #RobotsKnowWhereYouLive
"I've fired over a thousand people - easily." - @almadrigal #DailyShowPodcast
Live stand-up comedy in Austin, Texas from The #DailyShow's writers and producers! Sunday, Oct 26:
#TDSBreakingNews Study: Male brains wired to ignore food for sex. But they'd never ignore their bros for it. NEVER their bros. #bros
Tonight: Jon welcomes Bryan Stevenson. His new book is "Just Mercy: A Story of Justice and Redemption" 11/10c.
Democalypse 2014 - Just Try Not to Say Something Stupid for 90 Minutes
Jon to Bill O'Reilly: "I want you to admit that there is such thing as white privilege."
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Extended Interview: Bill O'Reilly
#TDSBreakingNews HBO without cable goes on sale next year. It'll be just like using your former roommate's login, except not free!
Tonight! Find out how our new war is going! Hint: not well!
#TDSBreakingNews Half of 9-1-1 phone calls are pocket dials. Ass: "Trapped in tight jeans! Please send jaws of life!"
This is your brain on vegetables.
Zach Galifianakis and Jon discuss his new film "Birdman" and the nice people at @Arbys.
Democalypse 2014 - Wait, How the F**k Does That Happen
#TDSBreakingNews Halloween Ebola costumes cause controversy. "Sexy Ebola" costumes cause controversy AND boners.
Tonight! If you weren't afraid of Ebola yet... oh, you were? Hmm. Do you think you could get more afraid?
#TDSBreakingNews Kim Jong Un reappears with a cane. Unrelated: Every North Korean now required to walk with canes.
#TDSBreakingNews Facebook and Apple to pay women to freeze eggs. Google says it's ready for family NOW. #WhyWait #WhenYouKnowYouKnow
Tonight: Jon welcomes @galifianakisz. His new movie is "Birdman" 11/10c.
.@mattbai explains how the Gary Hart scandal altered the boundaries between politicians' public and private lives.
Jessica Williams (@msjwilly) investigates the practice of performing exorcisms via @Skype.
"...And then there are the emails. Oh dear god, the emails from the Democrats."
#TDSBreakingNews Yelp accused of extorting restaurants for good reviews. A company named for what you do when they grab your balls did that?
Tonight! How many fundraising emails will you receive during our segment on fundraising emails? #AMillion
#TDSBreakingNews Vatican signals more tolerance for gays and remarriage. Pope explains, "love is love, man" and rolls a fat doobie. #SoCool
#TDSBreakingNews Dads earn more than childless men. Prepare the same amount of mac and cheese. #TheSameButDifferent
Tonight: Jon welcomes author @mattbai. His new book is "All the Truth Is Out: The Week Politics Went Tabloid" 11/10c. #DailyShow
Dear Austin, Texas: Join us on Sunday, Oct 26 for a live show featuring The Best F#@king News Team! #DailyShow
Hey Austin, Texas! Join us on Sunday, Oct 26 at The North Door (@ndaustin). Tickets:
This week: Jon welcomes author @mattbai, @galifianakisz, @FoxNews host Bill O'Reilly, and author Bryan Stevenson. 11/10c.
Former Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta examines America's foreign policy strategy.
#TDSBreakingNews Airplane cabin cleaners strike at LaGuardia. Demanding compensation for grueling task of cleaning smug out of first-class.
.@kristenschaaled takes a closer look at how the GOP is reaching out to women.
#TDSBreakingNews @Malala wins Nobel Peace Prize. Guidance counselor still recommends joining debate club to improve college application.