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#TDSBreakingNews New Viagra ads to target women. Didn't they always target them? With old, erect penises we mean.
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#TDSBreakingNews CA colleges get genderless bathrooms, or, as female students call them, force-students-to-hold-poop-rooms.
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The U.N. Climate Summit draws leaders together from around the world. on.cc.com/1vv7zxN pic.twitter.com/FSvTcfgS0R
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"If the Redskins' name is changed and I have children one day, what will I pass on to them?" on.cc.com/1teaneU pic.twitter.com/ubIOuY5p24
Tonight: Ben Affleck pulls up a chair. His new movie is "Gone Girl" 11/10c.
Extended Interview: Hadi al-Bahra discusses the Syrian opposition movement's to combat Bashar al-Assad. on.cc.com/1qRXTrF
#TDSBreakingNews Bill Gates: I wear a $10 watch. Traded ten Zunes for it! #RIPZune #ZuneWeHardlyKnewYe #ItDiedTooZune
Tonight! Congress's "Shoot First, Ask Questions After the Election" approach to war.
#TDSBreakingNews Men get own version of Yahoo! w/ "Yahoo! for Men." Bing creates "Bing For Women, or Men, Somebody Visit This Goddamn Site."
#TDSBreakingNews Hospitals starting to ask patients to pay upfront. Or leave vital organ as collateral. #GotstaGetPaid
This week: @hadialbahra of the Syrian National Coalition, actor Ben Affleck, author @lenadunham, and filmmaker Ben Steele. 11/10c.
Tonight: Jon welcomes @hadialbahra, president of the National Coalition of Syrian Revolution and Opposition Forces. 11/10c. #DailyShow
The House Science, Space, and Technology Committee struggles with the basic principles of global warming. on.cc.com/1vcjuzt
This week: Jon welcomes @hadialbahra of the Syrian National Coalition, actor Ben Affleck, author @lenadunham, and filmmaker Ben Steele.
The House Science, Space, and Technology Committee struggles with the basic principles of global warming. on.cc.com/1vcjuzt
#TDSBreakingNews Man charged with smuggling 51 turtles in sweatpants. It was that last 1 that got him caught. #OverAmbitious #WhyNot50
The news media dedicates its time to President Barack Obama's "latte salute." on.cc.com/YlfEcq
#TDSBreakingNews ATMs dispensing gold appear in Singapore. But only in Cash4Gold stores. #TwoStepProcess
The People's Climate March takes place in New York City. on.cc.com/1vcjuzt
.@jonesinforjason sits down with Native American activists and devoted Redskins fans. on.cc.com/1CtG36Y pic.twitter.com/4M0zElGFbX
#TDSBreakingNews Some water on Earth is older than sun. Sun: "I'll outlive every last drop." #ClimateChange
Full Episode - The media fixates on President Obama's "latte salute" and Jason Jones investigates the Redskins' name. on.cc.com/YlCfp2
The news media dedicates its time to President Barack Obama's "latte salute." on.cc.com/YlfEcq
Dear 1D fans: We didn't know the band members' names, religions, hobbies, etc. Just knew they were popular. But not THIS popular. #whoa
Jason Jones speaks with Native American activists and devoted football fans about the Redskins' controversial logo. on.cc.com/1CtG36Y
#TDSBreakingNews Brazil releases mosquitoes to fight dengue fever. Mosquitoes bid goodbye to families as "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" plays.
Jason Jones just can't stop dancing. bit.ly/1peTvU0
#TDSBreakingNews Obamacare will help save hospitals nealy $6 bil. Yeah, but... uh... LATTE SALUTE! #SmokeBomb
#TDSBreakingNews Tight pants bending iPhone 6+. "Join the club" say penises in tight pants.
Tonight: Jon welcomes Steven Johnson, author of "How We Got to Now: Six Innovations That Made the Modern World" 11/10c.
#AskTDS: Correspondent @jordanklepper and executive producer @AdamLowitt will answer your questions on the next #DailyShowPodcast. Ask away!
To support pit bulls at Tia Torres' Villalobos Rescue Center in New Orleans, donate here: bit.ly/1rfatHC
"We're always out there having to watch out for our dogs." - Tia Torres on her work with pit bulls on.cc.com/1v3W0OP
Democalypse 2014 - Senate Control: The Race to Get Filibustered on.cc.com/1ro1AdH
Tonight! Don't know what Alibaba is? Well, you should learn because it's taking over the world.
#TDSBreakingNews Walmart to offer checking accounts. Except to own employees, who don't make enough to meet minimum balance.
#TDSBreakingNews U.S. Diabetes boom comes to an end. Now outsourcing diabetes to Mexico. #Seriously #NoJoke
.@msjwilly reports on the latest terrorist groups, including Al-Fa'aq-U-Up. on.cc.com/1qvLUje pic.twitter.com/zEuLxUJmfy
Tonight: Jon welcomes @AnimalPlanet's Tia Torres of "Pit Bulls & Parolees" 11/10c. #DailyShow
A House of Representatives committee struggles with the basic principles of global warming. on.cc.com/1vcjuzt
Extended Interview: Tony Zinni examines the role the United States should play in maintaining world order. on.cc.com/1psrNlT
The United States and its coalition of supporters begin airstrikes against ISIS in Syria. on.cc.com/1rk6MOh
#TDSBreakingNews American middle class hasn't gotten a raise in 15 yrs. Also hasn't worked up courage to ask out cute receptionist. #GoForIt
The House Science, Space, and Technology Committee struggles with the basic principles of global warming. on.cc.com/1vcjuzt
Tonight! If you love war, you'll love this episode! But you should probably talk to someone about how you love war.
#TDSBreakingNews Bin Laden son-in-law gets life in prison. People responsible for film "Son in Law" still at large. #PaulyShoreTerrorism