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.@iamsambee reports on the state of Lindsey Graham's paranoia. on.cc.com/1tZqWAK
Democalypse 2016: Willary or Won'tary on.cc.com/1sohdy6
"You know your business model is in rough shape when you need to appoint your own in-house Special Victims Unit." on.cc.com/1pkwyhp
New #DailyShowPodcast: @CheThinks, @Travon, and Jo Miller discuss racial profiling and Twitter trolls. And @nbcsnl. on.cc.com/1BMZOGo
#TDSBreakingNews Chris Christie: 'Roger Goodell is an honest man'. Clearest signal yet that Christie has no interest in presidential run.
The League of Exculpatory Gentlemen - The Fault in Our Star Players on.cc.com/1pkwyhp
Next week: Author @nordbergj, author General Tony Zinni, @AnimalPlanet's Tia Torres, and author @stevenbjohnson. 11/10c.
"F**k you, Shakespeare!" - Jon Stewart on.cc.com/1qiJu7E
Extended Interview: @billclinton on the Ebola epidemic and ISIS. on.cc.com/1uZXpUK
"Don't be a stranger, Wyatt." - @jonesinforjason says goodbye to @CheThinks on.cc.com/1v1psDk
#TDSBreakingNews Scotland rejects independence. They may take our lives, but they'll never take...actually just take whatever.
Next week: Author @nordbergj, author General Tony Zinni, @AnimalPlanet's Tia Torres, and author @stevenbjohnson. 11/10c. #DailyShow
"F**k you, Shakespeare!" - Jon Stewart on.cc.com/1qiJu7E
The League of Exculpatory Gentlemen - The Fault in Our Star Players on.cc.com/1pkwyhp pic.twitter.com/9qgpnPOmhb
Extended Interview: @billclinton discusses challenges including the Ebola epidemic and ISIS. on.cc.com/1uZXpUK
Last night: Joe Biden's word choices, @CheThinks heartfelt goodbye, and Bill Clinton. on.cc.com/1uZUJXe
#TDSBreakingNews Pizza Hut tests 'skinny slice'. Slice criticized for setting unfair beauty standards for thicker slices.
Tonight! If Joe Biden's mouth is open, a gaffe is coming out. #DeathAndTaxes #TheSunRises
#TDSBreakingNews Archbishop of Canterbury admits doubts about existence of God. Adds: "But atheism doesn't pay them bills, sooo..."
#TDSBreakingNews Stoners find love on marijuana dating sites. Also find Sexy Pringles In Their Area.
Tonight: @billclinton joins Jon at the desk. 11/10c.
New #DailyShowPodcast: @CheThinks, @Travon, and Jo Miller discuss racial profiling and Twitter trolls. And @nbcsnl. on.cc.com/1BMZOGo
"You know your business model is in rough shape when you need to appoint your own in-house Special Victims Unit." on.cc.com/1pkwyhp
Extended Interview: @ZephyrTeachout reflects on her gubernatorial campaign, offers strategies for reforming politics. on.cc.com/1qhteDK
The League of Exculpatory Gentlemen - The Fault in Our Star Players on.cc.com/1pkwyhp pic.twitter.com/hQbAEk2Ixw
#TDSBreakingNews New blood test could detect clinical depression. Test: Draw blood while asking patient if nothing matters.
Tonight! More NFL players taking their work home with them!
#TDSBreakingNews New "Facebook for rich people" costs $9,000 to join. Babies in photos are all dipped in gold.
#TDSBreakingNews American arrested after trying to swim to N. Korea. Asks rescuers "Wait. Which one is the good one?"
Bill Hader remembers having 'the Friday night crazies' with Kristen Wiig on SNL. on.cc.com/YTwwI7 pic.twitter.com/2MraNFDnLK
Tonight: Jon welcomes @ZephyrTeachout. Her new book is "Corruption in America: From Benjamin Franklin's Snuff Box to Citizens United" 11/10c
Democalypse 2016: Willary or Won'tary on.cc.com/1sohdy6
#TDSBreakingNews Scientists give mice human brain for study. Mice wish they'd been assigned to cosmetic testing #SimplerTime #SoManyFeelings
Tonight! 2016 is just two short years away, so it's probably time to elect Hillary president. #Inevitability
#TDSBreakingNews Study: Liberals and conservatives smell differently. Like weed and gunpowder, respectively.
#TDSBreakingNews US sends military to Africa to fight Ebola. Don't shoot until you see the whites of their glycoprotein!
.@iamsambee reports on the state of Lindsey Graham's paranoia. on.cc.com/1tZqWAK
Tonight: Bill Hader joins Jon at the desk. His new movie is "The Skeleton Twins" 11/10c.
#TDSBreakingNews Taco Bell owner's next big thing: Vietnamese fast food. "But what did we DO?!" Vietnamese cry.
Tonight! Heavens to Betsy, Lindsey Graham is in a tizzy! #TheVapors
#TDSBreakingNews iPhone 6 pre-orders break record. Next to break: Your new iPhone's screen!