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The Daily Show
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Next week: The #DailyShow is all new from Austin, Texas! #southbysouthmess
We're playing on @TheDailyShow with Jon Stewart on Oct 30. This is a big deal!
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Correspondent Central presents The Best F#@king Improv Show Ever! on.cc.com/1nz0AU8 #DailyShow pic.twitter.com/aqF6OsJcMO
#TDSBreakingNews Spanish nurse cured of Ebola. Doctors prescribed dancing flamenco on plates of tapas during siesta. #ThingsWeKnowAboutSpain
#TDSBreakingNews McDonalds profits plummet 30%. Hamburglar forced to steal burgers to survive instead of just for the thrill.
#TDSBreakingNews Chris Christie: 'I'm tired of hearing about minimum wage'. Suggests we seek surgical solution to wage gap.
Next week: The #DailyShow is all-new from Austin, Texas! #southbysouthmess
#TDSBreakingNews 2nd Royal baby due in May. Looks forward to suckling on hired commoner's teat. #YesAllPrinces
#TDSBreakingNews Obama makes campaign appearance, people leave early. In their defense, nobody cares about Obama anymore.
The #DailyShow has a podcast? It does. Five episodes so far. Catch up with 11 different hilarious hosts: on.cc.com/1ujbfo2
#TDSBreakingNews Peyton Manning breaks touchdown record. A useless Brett Favre shot into cold vacuum of space.
In Florida, Charlie Crist uses @CCristBallFan during a debate. Rick Scott refuses to attend. on.cc.com/1vn956r
Tickets for "@TheDailyShow Podcast without Jon Stewart" are now on sale! 1/10 8:30 $20 (proceeds go to charity!) brownpapertickets.com/event/905089
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Sam Brownback's Conservative Kansas Experiment on.cc.com/1sPcB8w
Enter to win a tour of The #DailyShow and your very own taped interview with Jon Stewart: bit.ly/XGfOvo
"I've fired over a thousand people - easily." - @almadrigal #DailyShowPodcast on.cc.com/1ujbfo2
#TDSBreakingNews 'Foreign underwater activity' reported in Sweden. Report by guy who never knew there's a lot of stuff going on under there.
Jon to Bill O'Reilly: "I want you to admit that there is such thing as white privilege." on.cc.com/1w9f39T
Dear Austin, Texas: Join us on Sunday, Oct 26 for a live show featuring The Best F#@king News Team! bit.ly/1tOrRPm #DailyShow
#TDSBreakingNews Obama names Ebola Czar. Still no National Director of Herpes #YouPromisedUsChange
"...And then there are the emails. Oh dear god, the emails from the Democrats." on.cc.com/1CgYh9G
Democalypse 2014 - Wait, How the F**k Does That Happen on.cc.com/1wGMI9Z
Zach Galifianakis and Jon discuss his new film "Birdman" and the nice people at @Arbys. on.cc.com/1w98K7h
Extended Interview: Bill O'Reilly on.cc.com/1rfjgUi
#TDSBreakingNews Obama's credit card denied at NYC restaurant. China finally called in our debt. #WhyDidWePutItOnHisPersonalCard
Tuesday, Oct 21 at 4 p.m. EST / 1 PST: Join Jon Stewart and @maziarbahari for a @RosewaterMovie Twitter chat. Tweet your Qs: #RosewaterChat
Jon Stewart to Bill O'Reilly: "I want you to admit that there is such a thing as white privilege." on.cc.com/1w9f39T
.@msjwilly goes to Kansas to test the outcome of a conservative free market experiment. on.cc.com/1zfb7sR pic.twitter.com/Fl5Z0x4BBs
In Florida, Charlie Crist uses @CCristBallFan during a debate. Rick Scott refuses to attend. on.cc.com/1vn956r pic.twitter.com/02Dxx3zojM
#TDSBreakingNews Top 1% own half of global wealth. As well as half of every tweet. ALSO THEY'RE VERY STRONG AND COOL
Support veterans through @missioncontinue. Enter for a chance to be interviewed by Jon Stewart: bit.ly/1F40byG
Tonight! Most Florida politicians keep the everglades in their hearts. Which one keeps it in his pants?
Jon to Bill O'Reilly: "I want you to admit that there is such a thing as white privilege." on.cc.com/1w9f39T
#TDSBreakingNews Weed delivery app launches in CA. Drone delivery option not helping anyone's paranoia. #RobotsKnowWhereYouLive
"I've fired over a thousand people - easily." - @almadrigal #DailyShowPodcast on.cc.com/1ujbfo2
Live stand-up comedy in Austin, Texas from The #DailyShow's writers and producers! Sunday, Oct 26: bit.ly/1rgy3OC
#TDSBreakingNews Study: Male brains wired to ignore food for sex. But they'd never ignore their bros for it. NEVER their bros. #bros
Tonight: Jon welcomes Bryan Stevenson. His new book is "Just Mercy: A Story of Justice and Redemption" 11/10c.
Democalypse 2014 - Just Try Not to Say Something Stupid for 90 Minutes on.cc.com/1qDF2lh
Jon to Bill O'Reilly: "I want you to admit that there is such thing as white privilege." on.cc.com/1w9f39T pic.twitter.com/GIJMBsAS2S
Support veterans through @missioncontinue. Enter for a chance to be interviewed by Jon Stewart: bit.ly/1F40byG
Extended Interview: Bill O'Reilly on.cc.com/1rfjgUi
#TDSBreakingNews HBO without cable goes on sale next year. It'll be just like using your former roommate's login, except not free!
Tonight! Find out how our new war is going! Hint: not well!
#TDSBreakingNews Half of 9-1-1 phone calls are pocket dials. Ass: "Trapped in tight jeans! Please send jaws of life!"
This is your brain on vegetables. vine.co/v/OqJKZVQami9
Zach Galifianakis and Jon discuss his new film "Birdman" and the nice people at @Arbys. on.cc.com/1w98K7h pic.twitter.com/mPudKEYtr7