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The Daily Show
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Extended Interview: @GeorgeTakei discusses his family's experience with "a dark chapter of American history."
#TDSBreakingNews Smartphone apps claim to repel mosquitoes. Mostly because mosquitoes are hopeless with new technology. #NaturesGrandmas
A ruling on a clause in the Affordable Care Act causes utter chaos -- until later that same day.
I Miss What We Did Last Summer
Two different courts offer two entirely different interpretations of the exact same clause on the same exact day.
#TDSBreakingNews Obama on statehood for DC: 'I'm for it'. Adding an uncharacteristic "I mean, f**k it, right?" #SoOverIt
Tonight! Are America's sharks slacking off on the job? #SummeroftheSlack
#TDSBreakingNews Queen Elizabeth's racehorse tests positive for drugs. Corgis refuse to give blood samples. #ButPlentyOfPeeToGoAround
#TDSBreakingNews Half of America's obese youth don't know they're obese. Silver lining: they're not being brutally teased for being obese!
Tonight: Jon welcomes George Takei. His new documentary is "To Be Takei" 11/10c.
.@jordanklepper reports on a practice called civil forfeiture, which means the cops can stop you and take your cash.
Full episode: Jon invites John McCain to an old fashioned Wrong-Off.
#TDSBreakingNews Netflix passes 50 mil subscribers. And passes 50 things on streaming worth watching. #milestones
Tonight! John McCain, it's time we settled this like men. #HoldOurEarrings
#TDSBreakingNews Apple orders 70-80 mil new iPhones. Utterly useless phones you bought last year to be shot into the sun.
#TDSBreakingNews NYC is the unhappiest American city. Finally! In your FACE, Detroit! #WereNumberOne
Tonight: Filmmaker Richard Linklater is on the show. His new movie is "Boyhood." 11/10c on @ComedyCentral.
#TDSBreakingNews Biden once told Putin: 'I don't think you have a soul'. Shortly after Putin admitted to hating "The Lion King" musical.
#TDSBreakingNews Members of Congress take minimum wage challenge. Or as it is otherwise known in the U.S.: "Life."
Al Jazeera correspondent @sueturtonaje discusses the underlying reasons her colleagues are in prison in Egypt.
#TDSBreakingNews Study: Facebook users more likely to divorce. Especially if their high school ex just changed THEIR status to "divorced."
"We'll start tonight in the Middle East, where Israel..."