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The Daily Show
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Jon offers a solution for stopping corporate tax inversion.
#TDSBreakingNews McDonald's McNuggets in Japan are made of fish and tofu. But their fast food workers' misery is 100% organic.
Tonight! US corporations lead the world in innovating new platforms of douchebaggery. #Synergy
#TDSBreakingNews Obama to GOP: "Stop just hatin' all the time." GOP sips haterade, sends Prez sassy "I didn't come here to make friends" GIF
Studio racetrack so CNN staff can recreate car chases. #NewCNNTech
#TDSBreakingNews Northwestern University to offer 'gender-open' restrooms. Shy students will now just hold it in until the semester's over.
Tonight: Maggie Gyllenhaal joins Jon at the desk. Her new TV mini-series is "The Honorable Woman" 11/10c.
#NewCNNTech Talking heads on one screen? Give them their own and let them fight it out. @suitabletech @TheDailyShow
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"You've already done the easy part by pledging us your money. Now do the hard part: Program this f**kin' thing."
#TDSBreakingNews Dubai pays kids in gold to lose weight. Risking a nation of spoiled rich brats, but attractive thin ones, so it evens out.
CNN: If You're Watching This, Your Flight's Been Canceled #NewCNNSlogans
Tonight! We make an impulse purchase we're sure to regret even more than those gold lame Uggs. #whatwerewethinking
#TDSBreakingNews Grover Norquist is going to Burning Man. Thinking anti-tax message will resonate better if delivered in a neon thong.
#TDSBreakingNews The handicap symbol gets an update in NY. Also, Walk Light Man finally asks Restroom Woman on date.
Tonight: Journalist @Sara__Firth joins Jon at the desk. She is a former correspondent for Russia Today (RT). 11/10c.
Sonia Nazario (@SLNazario) describes the treacherous journey facing child refugees fleeing Central America.