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Josh Carter
FREE SHOW, 7/17, 8:30, @BeautyBarNYC: @GoshCarter hosts @iamryanbeck, Rich James, Celeste Joseph Jennings, @ItsEvanWilliams & @marknorm!
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New York City, if you can get bored here, you can get bored anywhere!
What is ranch dressing?
Hey @asvpxrocky & @ActionBronson thx for the shout out on “1Train." Not sure what it means, but let’s blaze one & talk about it some time.
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Look closely into his eyes, Jared looks like he's watching child porn thru his google glasses while interviewing!
The Joyful @GoshCarter at the 2- Year Anniversary of Comic Sans! @ Over the Eight
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My gps just had me turn right on "north sea mecox road" no joke
The most hated & discriminated group in the trans community are married men who identify as single #transracial #wrongskin #bornthisway
20 years from now when you have a baby in the hospital, the politically correct thing for the doctor to say will be "its a boy"
I wonder if @CVS_Extra realizes that photos have been out of order at their myrtle wyckoff location for a year and a half
Based on twitter's reaction #RachelDolezal is a hell of a lot more brave than #CaitlynJenner. Jokes are fun, but to get angry/offended???
Guess how many keys are in here and win $1000. Come by to the @nooklyn tent at bushwick block party…
Another packed out #zebracakefriday if you weren't here, you're missing out!
The best time to go to the dmv is when you're already heartbroken
Transphobia is the reason why I've never been butt naked near a running fan
Never order combo # H1N1 at your local Chinese take out spot
Just saw "Whiplash" last night. One of the best non entertaining movies I've ever seen. No wonder it got so many oscar nods
I will always be jealous of "morning people"
Mucus: not quite liquid, not quite solid, not quite Jell-O
If any of you have trouble falling asleep at a reasonable hour, I highly recommend "Enemy" with Jake Gyllenhaal on Amazon Prime #fb
Ever find a great deal on an East Village apt, and your friends from Detroit and Alabama chime in like they're equal?
Don't you hate that guy that adds to what you say & thinks he's as funny and original as you? It's like the Disney remake of my classic
I'm on frantic tonight at @TheStandNYC. Free tickets if you show up before Showtime! (10pm) #fb
I've seen better fights in IHOP parking lots #MayPac #MayweatherPacquiao #FightNight

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