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Josh Carter
Real estate agent is the only job where a cockroach has the power to make you not get your party check
If you ever date a woman like this; WHATEVER YOU DO, don't jack off! #psa rawstory.com/rs/2014/07/20/…
It's not pretzel bread, it's just bread that's a similar color
Whatever happened to my permanent record?
To root for Germany in the World Cup is just Un-American! #ARGvsGER #WorldCupFinal #fb
Who the fuck is tipping in the parking violations office instagram.com/p/qMutygGeg3/
Dunkin donuts now has cronuts! What???? instagram.com/p/qE3XX5GetE/
Always awesome when @JimGaffigan drops into #NorthernDiscomfort. Crowd is packed and red hot! instagram.com/p/p7eelzmeiF/
NY! 2MRW! POPPA RUS = SCHTICK PLISSKIN! @ NORTHERN DISCOMFORT! @TheStandNYC @ 8! w @JudahWorldChamp @GoshCarter & mr! pic.twitter.com/0yoUc0YrHi
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Cheap Laughs: The Best Indie Comedy in NYC This Week, 6/25 - 7/1 blogs.villagevoice.com/music/2014/06/… via @soundofthecity
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Today I ran into my old friend, Bunny Jenkins @ AQUI ME QUEDO instagram.com/p/pdI2WWmeg6/