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Via ‏@GreaserJ "you and @JayMewes are CUMming to ORLANDO" FLORIDA gets GROOVY at the @PlazaliveOrl on JULY 5th! ticketfly.com/purchase/event…
Yo, BRY! Your sister's on the news talking about Highlands and Sandy: nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Hig… You gotta cover this on @TellEmSteveDave...
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All life's mysteries laid bare by a guy who couldn't negotiate simple airline travel! TOUGH SHIT will make you smart! ToughShitKev.com
Calling the manliest man in comics, @GregCapullo! This is the womanliest man in comics inviting you to the Fat Cave. Where do you live, sir?
Just finished a HIT SOMEBODY meeting (we start shooting a year from now). Next up: a CLERKS III budget meeting. #BackInTheSaddleAgain
BABBLE-ON at @ImprovComedyLA is SOLD OUT tonite! Wanna pre-order COMICCON BABBLE-ON tix instead? concerts.livenation.com/event/0A004AA6… Order code: SNOOGANS
My Father's birthday was 2 days ago. Would've been 74. Dad was a humble & grateful man who lived for his family. And I lived in his balls...
New GET OLD was recorded in BOSTON: smodcast.com/episodes/heave… New SMODCAST was recorded in DETROIT: smodcast.com/episodes/michi… #OriginalSixTeams
HOLLYWOOD! The BABBLE is back! See me & @RalphGarman TOMORROW NIGHT at 10pm, in our new home: @ImprovComedyLA! hollywood.improv.com/show.cfm?id=24…
On a brand new SMODCAST! Me & @MitchAlbom talk about the @DetroitRedWings' Game 3 and meet many Michiganders! smodcast.com/episodes/michi…
Backstage at the Pabst Theater, getting ready to get SUPER GROOVY and GET OLD in Milwaukee! instagram.com/p/Zol0ioRy-v/
MILWAUKEE! Birthplace of @PabstBlueRibbon and home to the Bronzest of Fonzes! We get SUPER GROOVY together TONIGHT: purchase.tickets.com/buy/TicketPurc…
LOS ANGELES! Join me & @RalphGarman FRIDAY AT 10pm, as the BABBLE begins in our new home: @ImprovComedyLA on Melrose! hollywood.improv.com/show.cfm?id=24…
Via ‏@johncusack "gotta fugure out how to do that" How to pod? I can help, sir. I'm holding a boom box over my head & it's blaring podcasts.
TEST YOUR MARVEL UNIVERSE I.Q. AGAINST A MASTER!!! And that master is a 4 year old girl named Mia. youtube.com/watch?v=8cZSpM… So. effin. Cute.
Fill your ear-pussy with the brand new JAY & SILENT BOB GET OLD, recorded LIVE IN BOSTON at the @HOBBoston! smodcast.com/episodes/heave… Groovy...
WISCONSIN! Cinematic Hell on Earth! MILWAUKEE gets SUPER GROOVY with me & @JayMewes TOMORROW NIGHT at @PabstTheater! purchase.tickets.com/buy/TicketPurc…
DETROIT! Celebrate last night's Red Wings win by getting GROOVY with me & @JayMewes at @RoyalOakMusic Theater TONITE: purchase.tickets.com/buy/TicketPurc…
LOS ANGELES! Have a need for weed? Then @VoteYesOnF TODAY: vote4f.com Ordinance F protects the cannabis dispensaries in L.A.!
Via @TSNorris037 "when do u start BABBLE in new location" Babble moves to our new home at @ImprovComedyLA on FRIDAY: hollywood.improv.com/show.cfm?id=24…
Via @APlusBilliard "pumped about ROYAL OAK. My ears are moist with anticipation!" MICHIGAN! Come get GROOVY: purchase.tickets.com/buy/TicketPurc… TONIGHT!
Via ‏@Matt_Westphalen "Over 100 people were found alive in the rubble over night" More stories like this! To help OK: huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/20/how…
Heroes without masks or capes: AP photographer describes Human Chain rescue of Plaza Towers Elementary in Oklahoma... m.washingtonpost.com/national/ap-ph…
Via @zwirnerj "Kev & @JayMewes two of the classiest guys out there spent time with fans even though its late" Thanks for waiting! #TheBigNap
Via @JoelScott3000 "could you please lend a us Okies a hand and RT this? pic.twitter.com/u0LROq99Mt " This is a list of OK emergency shelters.
UPDATE: Shelter opening at: St. Andrews Church, SW 119 & S May. Location will also serve as reunification site.
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Heartbreaking death toll in Oklahoma. Hug your loved ones close tonight and let's all get ready to help out OK in any way we can tomorrow.
Via @4keithsopinion "I have an extra ticket to tonights INDY show! First to claim it can have it free" INDIANAPOLIS! Sweet deal right here!
INDIANAPOLIS! The Big Nap! Here's your wakeup call for a SUPER GROOVY Monday fulla dirty 'toons & @JayMewes! ticketmaster.com/event/05004A5A… TONIGHT!
With the MAN OF STEEL coming soon, me, @missmayim, @TheScienceGuy and the @MythBusters all wonder HOW DOES HE SHAVE? youtube.com/gillette?x=us-…
Via ‏@kpurvis90910h "wish u would come to KENTUCKY" I need lots of KY! COVINGTON: cincyticket.com/eventperforman… LOUISVILLE: fandomfest.com/en/tickets/jay…
Via ‏@Joene90 "Sweet sale on @comiXology, I just got KevSmith's entire Green Arrow run" Read my comics on your phone! comixology.com/search?search=…
INDIANA! Get an education in cartooning at Butler University's @cloweshall TONIGHT, when Indianapolis gets GROOVY! ticketmaster.com/event/05004A5A…
Sweet @epic_moke shows us the SUPER GROOVY marquee at The Vic! pic.twitter.com/LNpfrTDPNj Show starts in one hour! A few tix available at door!
CHICAGO! Do you feel any heavier today? It's because I'm deep inside of you! In one hour, come get SUPER GROOVY with me & Jay at The Vic!
Via ‏@realcristofer "who sings the intro song for GET OLD?" The one and only @_mcchris! Buy his SModCo songs here: mcchris.bandcamp.com
Via ‏@nexttimehaveapt "got 2 tix for tonight I can't use. Can you help me give them away?" CHICAGO! This Tweet could be a gateway to GROOVY!
Jay & Silent Bob Get REALLY Old! See the age-makeup pics of me & @JayMewes when @PlayboyDotCom asks us 20 Questions: bit.ly/14xElAg
CHICAGO! @JayMewes and I slip inside you TOMORROW NIGHT! Less than 50 tix left to the GROOVY show at The Vic Theatre: event.etix.com/ticket/online/…
LOS ANGELES! No BABBLE tonight, so go see @kelly_carlin's A CARLIN HOME COMPANION instead: laughstub.com/buyTicket.cfm?… You'll laugh & you'll cry!
Wow... ‏@VelureMagorian got a pretty awesome @TellEmSteveDave tattoo: pic.twitter.com/iIUs57lNTp So weird to see my friends etched in flesh...
NEW JERSEY! Do you like comics! Do you like baseball? Do you like @ComicBookMenAMC's @mingchen37? Today's your day: tinyurl.com/c42gvq4
ST. LOUIS! After years of foreplay, I'm finally inside of you! Thank you for selling out both of tonight's shows: SUPER GROOVY and WHY, BRY!
Via @cloweshall "In honor of @JayMewes coming @cloweshall on MAY 20, renaming to SUPER GROOVY MEWES HALL" So sweet! ticketmaster.com/event/05004A5A…
Much love to the Super Groovy Kansas City crowd!@JayMewes & I had a great time Getting Old w/ you! Tomorrow night: SModCo Invades ST.LOUIS!
KANSAS CITY! Today's the day! Come get SUPER GROOVY with me & @JayMewes at @themidland TONIGHT AT 8! axsmobile.eventshopper.com/mobilewroom/?w…
Don't get mad and don't get even. Just GET OLD: smodcast.com/episodes/dont-… It's the new JAY & SILENT BOB GET OLD from the SUPER GROOVY NYC show!
Shawn Chaulk is selling his Gretzky collection. He was the guy who loaned me the stick I held onstage at Sundance: tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=…
KANSAS CITY! In 48 hours, it'll be YOUR turn to get SUPER GROOVY: tickets.axs.com/eventShopperV2… @JayMewes and I return to the @themidland FRIDAY!