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My kid met her hero yesterday. Look at the pure joy. Thank you for taking the time, @gwenstefani. You, indeed, are no Hollaback Girl: you're all class. No doubt.
For my kid's birthday, I'm taking him to see @ThatKevinSmith. Someone is calling child protective services right now.
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5 year old me and Dad visiting the @officialcmhof in #Nashville, circa 1975. Even though he was born & raised in Jersey, my old man loved him some Country music.
My son graduated, Dante Hicks style. Cookie is on the table. Autonomous unit for mid table snacking. @ThatKevinSmith
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Quentin Tarantino & Kevin Smith talk porn in 'I Lost It At The Video Store': @criticalpress
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Pssst! It's #NationalDogDay! You can tell a dog all your deepest secrets and they'll never betray your trust!
Pssst! It's #NationalDogDay! Pass it on! I love dogs because they're great listeners. You can tell a dog all your deepest secrets and they'll never betray your trust.
It's almost SOLD OUT for @ThatKevinSmith in #Houston tonight at 8PM, don't miss out! Get tix @
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My sister & my niece. In CLERKS, Virginia masturbated caged animals for artificial insemination. Her kid has no idea.
Me, my sister and her daughter at The Presidio. 24 years ago today, Virginia gave me the best advice I'd ever get when she said "Be a filmmaker." I'm still trying, Sis...
MISSING CHILD: Port Charlotte, Florida - $500 reward offered by @TheWayneFDN for info leading to her safe return
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Not even halfway through my Sunday morning mass. Sermon provided by last week's @LastWeekTonight. Let us pray...
This is my Sunday morning mass. Anyone needs me in the next hour, I'll be praying...
Driving Miss Daisy. In Dad mode to drop off daughter & her dude. 30 yrs ago, I was my Mom's parental ride recipient.
Driving Miss Daisy. In full Dad mode, dropping-off daughter and her dude. 30 years ago, I was once a parental ride recipient. Thanks, Mom. I'm you now.
Took my 12 yr old chocolate lab Louis to @Petco for grooming. They cut her ear but then didn't call either Vet or me.
Via @DaviBoy92 "where's that 4th Trank interview?" Addressed on this week's FAT MAN ON BATMAN:…
HEAR a brand new FAT MAN ON BATMAN with me & @marcbernardin TODAY! (This beautiful Bat-art created by @scottneilsonconcepts)
VEGAS! Come gamble on me & @RalphGarman when we BABBLE at the @HardRockHotelLV - October 3rd!…
LAS VEGAS! Come gamble on me & @ralphgarman when we BABBLE at the @hardrockhotellv - October 3rd at 7:30!
Started the first draft 5/12/2014. Just finished a minute ago. Ladies and gentlemen, the script to #MooseJaws is COMPLETE! And holy fuck is it stupid and fun!
Happy Birthday, Kim Leadford! She made @YogaHosers happen AND she's making #Mallrats2 happen! I love you Philly girl!
Plushy BuddyChrist is at @The_SecretStash! And Jesus saves: it's only $15 for the next 24 hrs!

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