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In need of giggles? Then stick the brand new GET OLD in your ear-pussy! smodcast.com/episodes/just-… Also: PLUS ONE record! jayandsilentbob.com/vinyl/
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SEABROOK SCORES and the @NHLBlackhawks win Game 4 in OT! The series is even between the Hawks and the @NHLBruins in this #StanleyCup battle!
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We're heading to OT for the #StanleyCup Finals! @NHLBlackhawks & @NHLBruins tied at 5 - 5! Watch sudden death here: stream.nbcsports.com/nhl/?pid=38&re…
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SHARP! @NHLBlackhawks score, taking the lead over the @NHLBruins 5 - 4! And then suddenly, BOYCHUK scores making it 5 - 5! What a game!
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Holy. Shit. What a pants-shittingly AMAZING period! @NHLBlackhawks up 4 - 3 but @NHLBruins just nearly tied it! Must-See Hockey! #StanleyCup
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It's the #StanleyCup Finals, Game 4. At end of 1st period, @NHLBlackhawks and @NHLBruins are tied, 1-1. Watch online: stream.nbcsports.com/nhl/?pid=38&re…
Via @mrBradRaven "shoot CLERKS III under saturated. happy medium between B&W/Color" I might. Also thinking of shooting available light only.
RIP James Gandolfini! Your iconic portrayal of mob boss Tony Soprano gave soul to a monster and fostered perverse pride in the Garden State!
Via ‏@rawcre8tive "your #ManOfSteel Metallica comparison is hilarious" Me & @RalphGarman talk Superman on FAT MAN: smodcast.com/episodes/man-o…
Via ‏@martin_mccue "lovin JAY AND BOB GO DOWN UNDER" @EpixHD has been good to me & SModCo. See it & other stuff here: smodcast.com/streaming/
In today's @NYPost_PW, some really nice ink on FAT MAN ON BATMAN: nypost.com/p/blogs/gamere… Welcome to the Fat Cave: smodcast.com/channels/fatma…
HOLLYWOOD! The BABBLE is finally back! Laugh at & with me & @RalphGarman at @ImprovComedyLA this Friday night, 10pm: hollywood.improv.com/show.cfm?id=25…
I used to buy comedy albums as a kid. Now, I finally made one of my own! Introducing PLUS ONE: 'MERICA! On sale here: jayandsilentbob.com/vinyl/
We've seen how Superman deals with General Zod, but how does the #ManofSteel shave? Vote up my theory video at youtube.com/gillette?x=us-…
Hear me and @RalphGarman talking #ManOfSteel on FAT MAN ON BATMAN: smodcast.com/episodes/man-o… Wanna see BABBLE in person? babbleonkev.com
SAN FRANCISCO! Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's SUPER GROOVY! tickets.axs.com/eventShopperV2… Spend SATURDAY NITE with me & Jay!
Via ‏@Siggy_1977 "They have permission for this? pic.twitter.com/Hep9mpdZMj" I don't know WHAT that is. Whoa - I'm having a MR.SPARKLE moment...
The perfect woman lets you name your kid Harley Quinn. Or... The perfect woman gives you a HARTFORD WHALERS WEDDING! sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck…
Game 3 in the #StanleyCup Finals happens in Boston TONIGHT! @NHLBruins vs @NHLBlackhawks! Series is even at 1 - 1. Who you like, @wyshynski?
Via ‏@Kev_Emo "#MountRushmoreOfComics, who you got?" Batman, Superman, Spidey, Wolverine. Or 1 each from super, indie, anime & humor genres.
FAT MAN ON BATMAN stands in for BABBLE-ON when me & @RalphGarman talk #ManOfSteel: smodcast.com/episodes/man-o… BABBLE tix: babbleonkev.com
CALIFORNIA! On FRIDAY NIGHT, the BABBLE begins again! Come see, hear and taste me & @RalphGarman at @ImprovComedyLA! hollywood.improv.com/show.cfm?id=25…
SAN FRANCISCO! I'm on @957thegame, talking about the SUPER GROOVY show at @thewarfield THIS SATURDAY! LISTEN LIVE: 957thegame.com
Martin Scorcese's new WOLF OF WALL STREET flick looks fun: mtv.com/news/articles/…
How China is shaping California milk production: pbs.org/newshour/bb/wo… The Merry-Go-Round of Cows captured my compromised imagination...
Via @BarterAxis "You might like this. Dark Knight vs Man of Steel lh4.googleusercontent.com/-yZVXnXNGufM/U…" I might like that more than cumming. SO awesome.
As you head into the week, this clip of a baby sea lion investigating humans might make Monday a l'il easier to face: youtube.com/watch?v=YNPrUW…
On a brand new FAT MAN ON BATMAN, it's nearly 3 hours of #ManOfSteel talk with Special Guest Villain @RalphGarman! smodcast.com/episodes/man-o…
WHY, BRY?! at @OntarioImprov was AWESOME! Many thanks to the Inland Empire crowd who packed the house! We'll be back for sure!
ONTARIO, CALIFORNIA! The INLAND EMPIRE! Come see me ask Beard-Guy the question WHY, BRY?! At the @OntarioImprov, 7pm: ontario.improv.com/show.cfm?id=24…
Via ‏@NonieClark "your thoughts on #ManOfSteel" Hear 'em TONIGHT when we drop a 2.5hr FAT MAN ON BATMAN OF STEEL pod with me & @RalphGarman!
Via @craigrd33 "proves you were 3 years ahead of the curve in recognising this development bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/22883…" I'm the Jor-El of film...
INLAND EMPIRE kids! Know what DAD really wants? To spend tonight with me & Beard-Guy at @OntarioImprov! WHY, BRY?! - ontario.improv.com/show.cfm?id=24…
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY to all you mother-fuckers out there! To celebrate, here's me talking to MY kid about lotsa shit: smodcast.com/episodes/smell…
Via @ColorOfPyrrho "just watched RED STATE. It was truly art. A damn good movie" See the ARGO casting call movie! smodcast.com/streaming/
The @NHLBruins win in OT, making it an even series! @NHLBlackhawks head to Boston next week for Game 3 of the #StanleyCup Finals!
Jagr dings one off the pipe for @NHLBruins. The @NHLBlackhawks been saved by the pipes a few times so far in this series. #StanleyCup is up!
End of regulation time and the @NHLBruins and the @NHLBlackhawks are tied at 1 - 1. We're going to OT! Fair warning: Game 1 went to 3 OT's.
INLAND EMPIRE! Tomorrow's Sunday, so go to church. Then tomorrow night at 7, come to @OntarioImprov to ask WHY, BRY?! ontario.improv.com/show.cfm?id=24…
End of 2nd period of the #StanleyCup Finals, Game 2. @NHLBruins have tied up the @NHLBlackhawks, 1 - 1. Boston playing with more fire now...
We're at the end of the first period in Game 2 of the #StanleyCup Finals, and the @NHLBlackhawks lead the @NHLBruins, 1 - 0. Hockey, son!
SHARP SCORES and the Dagger comes out! The @NHLBlackhawks strike first! Hawks vs @NHLBruins Game 2, 1 - 0! #StanleyCup Finals are on @NBCSN!
RIGHT NOW! On @NBCSN - GAME 2 of the #StanleyCup Finals! It's the @NHLBruins vs the @NHLBlackhawks in the Mad House on Madison in Chicago!
INLAND EMPIRE EAR-PUSSY ALERT! See me & @ComicBookMenAMC's Beard-Guy do WHY, BRY?! at the @OntarioImprov TOMORROW: ontario.improv.com/show.cfm?id=24…
At @AskMen, I try to be Brodie Bruce and answer questions about how Superman does the super-mundane stuff we all do: askmen.com/top_10/celebri…
Via ‏@DavidEGoodspeed "what happened to @ComicBookMenAMC" We start shooting in 3 weeks! (Season 3 is on @AMC_TV Sept/Oct, I believe...) #CBM
Blimey Namaste! There's Bombay DNA in the Royal bloodline! hngn.com/articles/5425/… And after 5 generations, Eliza Kewark gets her race back.
Via @TheMattDickey "When can we hear all the banked Why Bry? eps" Bry is doing an album, like the #TESD Christmas record: 4 shows together.
Via ‏@NSPunk37 "Every guy needs a girl like Renee, patience of a saint." She has my PunisherWarJournal 6, my copy of FLETCH, and my remote.