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TedInJest
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I love these photos snapped by a pilot from his cockpit window of what's going on below. They will make you think! ow.ly/vM4AA
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So does science. @JennyMcCarthy Pronunciation counts, people.There's no excaping it.
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She said, "This relationship is just not working out." He said, "What if we join a gym?"
Some people see the glass half full, I see seashells by the seashore.
Did I already tweet my "deja vu" joke?
Happy Passover to all who celebrate. 🌅🍷
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I haven't heard "Royals" or "Wrecking Ball" in over a week, and I have survived.
Ever since Jay Leno retired... I've been having trouble falling asleep.
I really enjoy these shows about living /working in Alaska: Life Below Zero is a new favorite. New season starts this week
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A smile is a curve that can set a lot of things straight.
I'm following a witch who can't even spell.
Richie Havens - "All Along The Watchtower" (Mountain Jam V - 5/31/09): youtu.be/EDEfw0HeEF8
Richie Havens - "Paradise" (Live): youtu.be/ZqBMbtxn32A
KC shooting victims, members of my church: Grandfather and grandson: Dr. William Lewis Corporon and 14-year-old Reat Griffin Underwood.
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If he/she won't sing Love is an Open Door" with you....they just ain't right for you.
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Santa's helpers have finally joined Twitter! They call their Twitter pics "elfies."
This is probably a big ask, but I'd love it if the next time Jewish was the top trend, it was for something joyful, not tragic.
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Tom Cruise said, "But I thought we married 'for better or for worse'." Katie Holmes said, "Mission: Impossible!"
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be a world of trouble.
Someone just asked me what the earliest was that I ever had ice cream. I told her January 1st.
HEADLINE: "Black box pingers 'most likely dead'" ... As is CNN's reputation for reporting news.
'I'm A Bully. I Pick On Children Who Are Disabled' — Why A Man Was Ordered To Hold This Sign In His Front Yard dlvr.it/5NrPXD
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