He said, "But I'm lost without you!" She said, "Buy a GPS."
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
The likelihood of being retweeted increases dramatically once you actually send a tweet.
Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, and a great big cup of coffee.
One time I walked into a room and I forgot why I started typing this tweet.
Ever notice that some people make a lot of dollars, while others make a lot of sense?
A retweet is as good as a smile :)
Watch the most hilarious gay marriage speech you’ll see today. @williamson_nz
Is Twitter still working? Can anyone see my tweets?
"So sad to hear that the big man with the big heart has gone..." Read more - bit.ly/12bg2ri pic.twitter.com/lnTDdPQ3yH
"The mocking bird sings each different song; Each song has wings - they won't stay long." | Richie Havens - "Follow": youtu.be/odnKLx9RsQ4
Susan Calloway - "Stood Up": youtu.be/bvxnFYI0E9s
| RT @SusanCalloway
"Sometimes everything you're looking for, it's been right here waiting at your door" check out "Stood Up" ht.ly/khZXc #music
Retweet if you're too busy to be on twitter.
Leaving Rock and roll hall of fame awards... Sat with Quincy, Oprah, Neil Diamond and Randy Newman. I thought I must be dreaming!!
Would a coffee joke perk you up?
Things that you held high, And told yourself were true, Lost or changing as the days come down to you: youtu.be/xwiBsNzO2HU?t=…
Joni - Court and Spark (full album): youtu.be/xwiBsNzO2HU
My Three Sons - "Coincidence" (featuring Susan Gordon): youtu.be/P7Zf8fUubkw
Peter Gabriel - "My Body is a Cage": youtu.be/dTZQ2IB_x7c
Death Cab For Cutie - "I Will Follow You into the Dark": youtu.be/LfNVfiqKBeM
Is this photo as funny as I think it is: JokeFiles.com/potw/00421t.ht…
so far, really nice reviews for my new novel!
RT if you think this day needs more caffeine in it.
Twitter Fact of the Day: Most of your followers never see your tweets. Please RT if you see this tweet ;)
Jesse: "But you're...?" Fats: "Dead? Not really. As long as people talk about you, you're not really dead." #JonathanWinters #ZoneQuotes
Your keynote speech from the 2002 Twilight Zone Convention: vimeo.com/37597546
As long as people talk about u, you're not really dead. As long as they speak your name, you continue. |RT @TheNightGallery #JonathanWinters
Jonathan Winters Twilight Zone "A Game of Pool" Part 1: youtu.be/N0iXODUwlrU
Part 2: youtu.be/x-T2UgIJgds
Part 3: youtu.be/y1KklNruGCc
Jonathan Winters Gas Station Scene from "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World": youtu.be/lZ9N7oCKC1E #JonathanWinters
I did not even realize till seeing the hash tag that today is National Sports Illustrated Bling Day #nationalsiblingday
"Till Human Voices Wake Us" by Patti Davis | FREE Kindle download today: amazon.com/Till-Human-Voi…
RT if u want to be in my will.
Comedy is 90% inspiration and 20% miscalculation.
Do u know that joke about the girl who tells her date she wants to get weighed? Her mom asks her how the date went. She says, "Wousy."
Guy who paid $2.1 million for a baseball card wants 2 remain anonymous because he was stupid enough to pay $2.1 million for a baseball card.
He said, "You live in a state of delusion!" She said, "You are wrong." He said, "How so?" She said, "I live in the state of New York."
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" - Israel "IZ" Kamakawiwoʻole youtu.be/V1bFr2SWP1I
Way too many sports going on at once. Gets confusing with everyone playing. And then there's the Rutgers thing... And Wiffle Ball season.
Trump isn't right often, but he is right that A-Rod's contract should be voided. #fraud
Worst Yankees team since 1990, but in 1990 they didn't have to pay A-Rod $28 million to end up 67 and 95.
Cesar Chavez, Hugo Chavez, Julio Chavez... Different people can share last names. See how that works?
4 games into the 162-game MLB schedule, and already the 6 teams that will eventually win their divisions are in first place.
“Our ambitions must be broad enough to include the aspirations and needs of others, for their sakes and for our own.” - Cesar Chavez
Quote another dictator for us.
I never heard of Kamala Harris till 2 minutes ago, and now it's a virtual certainty I'll forget her first name by tomorrow.