Are u today's date?
Cause ur 10/10
"I'll drop your lowest test grade at the end of the semester"
mom: when are u giving me a grand child?
can we all just take a moment to appreciate this Patrick Dempsey transformation 😍0
*The Office comes on*
friend 1: please no not this again
friend 2: quick turn it off
he rolled in chalk, now he's the art
when u get ignored in the group chat and then someone else puts something in and gets a reply instantly
"how you getting home from the party?" me:
"Aaaand your total for the 2 books is going to be $2,129,020."
when life's been treating you a little bit too good lately
It's the most wonderful time of the year
*Heathens comes on*
When you've been home for 4 hours and you look up and see 'LTE' instead of the wifi symbol
When ur mom tells you to bring a jacket with you and you say you'll be fine but you get outside and you're like
Friends: "be ready at 8:45"
Me @ 8:45:
First Week of Classes: *gets 8+ hours of sleep *does all homework *works out *eats healthy Second Week of Classes: