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There are many different kinds of love. I don't know that I could ever love a computer monitor. But Plankton can!
They say jellyfish don't want to sting people. But they sure seem to want to sting me!
You can't prove that something will never happen, which is a shame. I was hoping I could stop worrying about a space potato invasion.
If you're leaving the home, you should be wearing pants! Unless you're Squidward. For some reason, it's okay for him.
Pearl got stung by a jellyfish! She might've gotten stung more, but the swarm got swept away by her immense flood of tears.
Happy National High Five Day! Let me slap you some sponge.
Sharp corners can be dangerous. To make the world just a little bit safer, I've put rubber stoppers on every corner of my body.
Do giant robots like Krabby Patties? And if so, is there any chance they could eat these instead of downtown Bikini Bottom?
Patrick told me that if you're afraid of speaking in public, you should take your pants off. Something about that doesn't sound right to me.
It's not natural to fear a Krabby Patty. Krabby Patties were designed to give you courage!
If there are top hats, why are there no bottom hats? Or are bottom hats just underwear? Ah, life's many mysteries...
I never realized how much Patrick and Gary have in common! For one thing, they both like to eat snail food.
If it weren't for all the lasers, automatic security robots and biohazards, housesitting at Sandy's Treedome would be easy.
I may be a soft sponge, but I'm a hard worker!
Just because I'm square doesn't mean I know how to square dance.
I've got to cram for the exam! But I'll never fit this whole book in my head without a shoehorn.
Here's a bright idea: Let's turn all the lights on!
One good thing about being square: all my angles are right!
It's not April Fools Day. Just kidding, it is! (Or, is it?)
Jellyfish may not make great pets, but they sure make great jelly! Wish I could say the same for Gary.
Tonight, I'm going to have pizza! Please don't tell all the Krabby Patties in the freezer. They wouldn't understand.
Patrick and I are going to see Ned & The Needlefish! Tickets cost an arm and a leg, but that's okay. Our limbs will regrow!
I love Bikini Bottom, but it isn't for everyone. For those who don't like it here, I might recommend Bikini Top.
Sandy has a new invention: a Matter Rearranger! Finally, it won't be so difficult to make scrambled eggs.