Except for the turning, stopping, and not hitting other things parts, I think I've got boating pretty well mastered!
The sun is shining, the scallops are chirping...Another great day for me to be working!
Sometimes, I am moved to song! For example, while I was sitting in my chair today, Patrick rolled me toward the radio.
If you come to my dance party, you have to dance! I mean, unless you really don't want to. No pressure.
If you don't like to eat pork, don't worry. No ham will come to you.
Wow, the Krusty Krab is so full, it's eating room only! And if everyone's bellies fill up, we might not even have room for that!
I would tell you about the different kinds of sauces we offer, but The Krusty Krab has a strict "No Saucy Talk" policy.
Happy Square Dance Day! It's the one day a year when everybody dances the way I do: like a square.
This Thanksgiving, I've got so much thanks to give, there's enough for everybody! Stop by if you need a good thanking.
Happy Hanukkah, friends! If you can't find your dreidel this year, just spin me! I'm not that dizzy...yet...
No matter how many times I tell Squidward to "Have a great day!" it seems like he can't hear me! I'll try again a lot closer to his face.
Squidward is the best chess player I know! He is also the only chess player I know.
He may not have a trophy, but Patrick is a winner in my book. He's the main character in my new novel, "The Book of Winners."
Some have said that Mrs. Puff has a checkered past. Maybe she used to be a professional checkers player?
Is the Krusty Krab serious about its new "No Pirates" policy? Yes, I'm afraid we arrrrr.
Is bubble blowing an art, or is it a science? I say, "Yes!"
They say life goes in cycles, and I think that's true. My life in particular goes on a unicycle. How about yours?
For the price of only two paychecks, Mr. Krabs gave me The Hairnet of Fry Cook Glory! I shall never wash it.
Something smells in here...it's my nose! That's the something that smelled something stinky in here.
It appears I have lost my unicycling gloves! I still haven't come to grips with it.
What would it take to turn Man Ray from his life of crime? Even the goodness of a Krabby Patty might not be enough. Two Krabby Patties?
It's Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day! Now remember, unless you're a sponge, do not attempt to clean your fridge using your own body.
This morning I thought my roof was leaking! Turns out it was just pineapple juice. It's not always easy living in a piece of fruit.
I got a speeding ticket on my unicycle! Unfortunately, the policeman didn't let me backpedal out of it.
I don't consider everyone my friend. There are still some people I haven't met yet!
It seems like I always happen to crash the boat on the day of the boating exam. Maybe I should stop taking the test every day.
Jellyfish aren't stupid. How do I know? They told me through a long series of stings, and I can tell you, that smarts!
My dad didn't teach me everything I know, but he taught me enough to know I have a great dad.
Some people say I'm obsessed with Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy. I'd say that's a stretch, much like in Episode 164, "That's a Stretch."
Today was so busy, it felt like a rollercoaster. Let's do it again!
Patrick is all dressed up today! He's wearing a shirt AND pants.
I wish Plankton could see things the way I do. But he's only got one eye, so I guess that's not going to happen.
The dentist says he can close the gap between my front teeth. But without it, how will I make my ear-piercing whistle?
When life offers you a lesson, you must absorb it. Sincerely, A Sponge
This Halloween, the ghosts of all the Krabby Patties I ever grilled have come back! Looks like it's their turn to give me a grilling.
We added a new item to the Krusty Krab menu: Krunchy Bits! I'm so glad the burnt debris on the grill will no longer just get thrown away.
I think I might be allergic to sneezing!
Patrick found a short cut to counting to eleven! His genius knows no bounds.
I don't want to say I'm lost. If I don't say it, maybe I'll figure out where I'm going?
Safety first! From now on, I'm only handling letters with chain mail gloves. No more paper cuts for me!
I would take Gary for walks. But he's a snail, so I take him for slithers.
If I were a secret agent, I wouldn't tell you. Just kidding! I'd tell you. And that's why I'm not a secret agent.
If you're scared of the dark, get a lantern. Unless that lantern happens to be attached to a big, scary anglerfish. That won't help!
I spilled mustard on my arm! But I'm yellow, so hopefully no one will notice.
They say banks are the safest place to keep your money. But are they the funnest?
I think I know why Plankton is angry all the time: he has no pants! If only they made trousers in his size...
Patrick just caught the biggest jellyfish I've ever seen! Oh, wait a minute: that's a hot air balloon. He should probably let go of that.
Chances are, jellyfish are more afraid of you than you are of them. At least until they sting you!
King Neptune is coming to the Krusty Krab?! I've got to get my hair done. But first, I've got to get my hair!
I want to give Plankton a big hug! But even if I give him a little hug, I think it will seem big to him.