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It's not natural to fear a Krabby Patty. Krabby Patties were designed to give you courage!
If there are top hats, why are there no bottom hats? Or are bottom hats just underwear? Ah, life's many mysteries...
I never realized how much Patrick and Gary have in common! For one thing, they both like to eat snail food.
If it weren't for all the lasers, automatic security robots and biohazards, housesitting at Sandy's Treedome would be easy.
I may be a soft sponge, but I'm a hard worker!
Just because I'm square doesn't mean I know how to square dance.
I've got to cram for the exam! But I'll never fit this whole book in my head without a shoehorn.
Here's a bright idea: Let's turn all the lights on!
One good thing about being square: all my angles are right!
It's not April Fools Day. Just kidding, it is! (Or, is it?)
Jellyfish may not make great pets, but they sure make great jelly! Wish I could say the same for Gary.
Tonight, I'm going to have pizza! Please don't tell all the Krabby Patties in the freezer. They wouldn't understand.
Patrick and I are going to see Ned & The Needlefish! Tickets cost an arm and a leg, but that's okay. Our limbs will regrow!
I love Bikini Bottom, but it isn't for everyone. For those who don't like it here, I might recommend Bikini Top.
Sandy has a new invention: a Matter Rearranger! Finally, it won't be so difficult to make scrambled eggs.
I am in great shape! Square is a very good shape.
But how, @Patrick_Star? You don't have a nose.
I am a fan of music. But even more than that, I enjoy music made by fans. Especially ceiling fans.
Farley Flatfish claims I did not give him extra cheese, but I know I did! There's only one place to settle this: the Food Court.
An injustice has been done to the jellyfish, @Patrick_Star. We have to take a stand, for them!
If I had a time machine, I would go back in time so I could start working at the Krusty Krab the day it opened!
Today Sandy said she thinks I'm nuts. I sure hope that doesn't mean she thinks of me as food!
In the game of life, I'm just playing to have fun. That's my winning strategy!
If bubbles were square, would I be round? Science says maybe!