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Patrick and I just gave Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy’s Invisiboat a fresh coat of paint. It sure feels good to be helpful!
My cousin BlackJack may be big, strong and kind of aggressive, but I don’t find him intimidating at all, as long as he is asleep.
Some say Man Ray is misunderstood. I agree. It can be really hard to understand what he’s saying with that mask on.
I don’t think Plankton is a bad guy. I think he’s a good guy who sometimes does bad things by accident. And wow, is he accident-prone!
An article in the newspaper this morning left quite an impression on me. If you look carefully, you can still see it on my back.
Patrick is such a good driver, he even knows when to drive through a building instead of around it. And now Squidward’s got a new door!
Someday I’d really like to visit Bikini Top. To get there, all you have to do is be in Bikini Bottom and turn straight up.
The Jellyfish Convention is for jellyfishers, but I’m at the Jellyfisher Convention, which is apparently for jellyfish. Oops, wrong bus!
Do you know what’s better than a Krabby Patty? Nothing, of course! But I would have also accepted “two Krabby Patties”.
Squidward called me a weirdo today! I’m so relieved. For a minute there I was starting to think I’d gone normal.
Everybody needs some love! Even Squidward. In fact, especially Squidward. Have you hugged your neighborhood cephalopod today?
Nobody wants to be put in a corner. Though I have to admit, I fit into corners quite neatly!
Most sponges are only for cleaning. But I’m also a cooking sponge!
Mom always told me not to go looking for trouble. And that’s why I walk with my eyes closed! I won’t find any that way.
Squidward has three electric fences and he’s even added a moat. Bringing him these flowers will be harder now, but I’ll find a way!
Some people think I can’t handle the pressure of the lunch rush. But I live at the bottom of the ocean. I can handle a lot of pressure!
Patrick is the sharpest guy I know. His head is mighty pointy!
I think I’d be a good doctor. I just don’t know if I’d have the patients for it. But I’m good at waiting!
I think I’d be a good waiter. They say I have a real knack for waiting!
Patrick is such a gracious host. He’s hosting ten different kinds of bacteria in his gums!
If wild flowers are really wild, why do they put down roots? Wild flowers, we need an answer!
If I had it all to do again, I’d do it better. I only hope I get the chance!
How big was the boat that flipped over? It was cap-sized. Hahaha!
Today, we celebrate when Bikini Bottom finally declared its independence from Bikini Top. We love you Bikini Top, but it’s better this way.
Happy Father’s Day to a great dad who taught me so much! He gave me a lot of his life lessons to absorb.