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"Perfect" - Translation: Well that's that ruined then
Turning slightly sideways and saying sorry when passing someone, despite the corridor being large enough to accommodate a train
"That's certainly one way of looking at it" - Translation: That's certainly the wrong way of looking at it
Turn the pillow just once more, it'll definitely be extra cold this time
Being unable to tell someone your name without adding "by the way"
Really rather looking forward to wearing jumpers again
Available now, the 'perfectly adequate' Very British Problems book/tea tray:
Being unable to stand and leave without first saying "right"
"Could be worse" - Translation: Could be Brazil
Finding someone standing in front of your desired sandwich, so pretending to study a pasta salad until they leave
"I'm just popping out for lunch, does anyone want anything?" - Translation: I'm getting my own lunch now, please remain silent
"It could be worse" - Translation: It couldn't possibly be any worse
"Very interesting" - Meaning: You are boring me to death
"No harm done" - Translation: You have caused complete and utter chaos
"I'm sure it'll be fine" - Translation: I fully expect the situation to deteriorate rapidly
People who add milk at the wrong stage of tea production
Silently glancing sideways. Translation: "WHY ARE YOU QUEUING BY MY SIDE?!"
Being unable to pour milk without sniffing it first
Spending every holiday in a constant state of pretending to relax
"Each to their own" - Translation: You're wrong, but never mind
Holding open the door of a busy shop and realising you're going to be stood there until the end of the day
Currently un-pulped, the #verybritishproblems book has been described by some as "not too bad" -
Straining not to thank the waiter for every small item he clears, so you can deliver one big thanks at the end