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IMPORTANT FACT: Dogs make everything better: some.ly/ZgoSo6
12 tweets that are more hotly anticipated than the Xbox One. funni.ly/jHQZLh
Good News: High Heels That Cause Permanent Damage to Ankles, Posture And Tendons Won't Give You Bunions thegi.st/119F1aN
Drinking to your friends' health? Do it with a "May you live long enough to s**t yourself" shot glass: store.someecards.com/shit-yourself-…
Florida Biologist Wrestles With, Decapitates 18-Foot Python In The Name Of Science thegi.st/1668SKn
What if YouTube had existed all throughout history? funni.ly/13FLCvt
Court Rules People Are Just Going To Have To Imagine Bin Laden's Lifeless Corpse Being Dumped Into Ocean thegi.st/16646fQ
They deserve to know what a catch you are: some.ly/18eLlnE
Make your summer internship memorable: some.ly/ZbhgFd
Test answer shows child already has a head start on his 20s. funni.ly/12Tcrh1
Some people just sweat an ungodly amount: some.ly/10M6pzM
Months Of Headlines Featuring Company's Name Next To Word 'Feces' Is Taking Its Toll On Carnival's Profits thegi.st/14O0Ukp
If Game of Thrones took place entirely on Facebook: Season 3, Episode 8. funni.ly/ZbbOSE
Microsoft Unveils Next-Generation Way For 8th Graders To Hurl Homophobic Slurs At You thegi.st/11VPfTG
Let her know you're thinking of her semi-nude: some.ly/17ZytnZ
One man's avatar tattoos will make you feel good about every decision you've ever made. (Kinda NSFW). funni.ly/12TdhKG
Kid shows up to take his college entrance exams with a suit, top hat, and cane, using a quill pen. funni.ly/10iWajt
Sneaky way to compliment hot girls in your office: some.ly/10M5K1d
You don't want to be seen with them in public otherwise: some.ly/12rBFCw
30-year-old man recreates video of his 20-year-old self dancing in his underwear to the Dixie Chicks. funni.ly/12rReKw
TV Show That Finds Humor In Chronic Obesity Pulls Tornado-Themed Episode Out Of Respect thegi.st/14NuLte
INTRODUCING NEW SUMMER BADGES! See them all here -----> some.ly/191yCGf pic.twitter.com/wtUo2k7fkL
I would love to babysit sometime as long as you never take me up on that offer. some.ly/12rs4vr
Nutella Lawyers Shut Down What Other Companies Would Consider A Wet Dream thegi.st/17YVIyz
You really, actually, definitely will not believe this totally awesome trick soccer goal. funni.ly/12rD4sW
Dreaming that people would shut up: some.ly/16Kys79
'Downton' Charity Auction Lets One Lucky Fan Experience Life of Thankless Servitude thegi.st/10M6p2W
Oklahoma Tornado Survivor Finds Missing Dog Alive During Interview That Had Better Not Be Staged thegi.st/10M1eQt
The most embarrassing instances of people shamefully misidentifying a Facebook photo. funni.ly/qOGiPD
New birthday card for Mr. T. and anyone else born today: some.ly/16KzDU4
Stand out from the rest of the drunks this summer with a classy "We're F**king Bad Asses" drinking stein store.someecards.com/fucking-bad-as…
Criminal posts 'catch me if you can' to local police Facebook page, gets caught 12 hours later. funni.ly/10QRKAp
Even Apple's $74 Billion Tax-Avoidance Scheme Is Beautifully Designed thegi.st/10hlt8V
Porn Can Stay On Tumblr, Says CEO Of Site Where Visitors Can Search For Any Depraved Act Known To Man thegi.st/19X01qs
We got exhausted just reading this: some.ly/18cHqI0
11 tweets that would happily sell out to Yahoo! for a billion dollars. funni.ly/jHQZLh
After Tough Week, Obama Still 300 Percent More Popular Than Congress thegi.st/17Vk8J2
Here's another excuse to be lazy on Memorial Day: some.ly/10IxNdQ
Bullshit Number On Sunscreen Bottles Might Be Misleading thegi.st/18cYhKS
Burglars accidentally butt-dial 911 mid-burglary, talk about smoking weed. funni.ly/10Ir5oq
Study: ADHD Apparently Not Distracting Children From Large Amounts Of Food thegi.st/10QwoTD
I'll always love you until the day your parallel parking gives me a stroke. some.ly/142iZe6
Seamless And Grubhub to Simplify How Americans Order Pad Thai In The Nude thegi.st/YV3zYC
Pop star Miguel jump-kicks into fans, slams their heads to the stage with his crotch during Billboard Awards. funni.ly/19VE0Zm
Welcome a new Tumblr audience: some.ly/10IoVVC
Country Awaits Name Of Person Who Will Soon Be Using Powerball Jackpot To Leave Tampa Suburbs thegi.st/13G5YIz
The singer of the national anthem at a televised hockey game forgot the lyrics. Here's what she sang. funni.ly/16I7EUR