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Guy sets up drum kit on side of the road after running out of gas. funni.ly/14W5Wvg
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12 tweets that hope you make the 3-day weekend last at least 4-and-a-half days. funni.ly/jHQZLh
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Shoes are great for office morale: some.ly/12VRCRW
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80-Year-Old Climbs Mt. Everest While You Come Up With Excuses To Avoid The Gym thegi.st/16VNsQd
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Texting Your Ex: Expectations Vs. Reality. funni.ly/10nKu2g
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Memorial Day weekend heroes: some.ly/13NVaYR
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Today's 5 User Cards With the Worst Grasp of the English Language: some.ly/10nJ73I
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I'm almost as scared of losing you as I am of driving with you. some.ly/142iUaj
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These weird posters found in Washington state are trying to turn being pro-gun into a gay thing. funni.ly/14D2dTH
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It's too hot for clothes anyway: some.ly/14D5Itm
Guaranteed stress-free Memorial Day Weekend: some.ly/13NPnT3
You know where you're going to end up spending the weekend: some.ly/10nmiwZ
Pixar-branded kiddie pool has phenomenally terrible photoshop error. funni.ly/188oyfR
Your summer diet won't survive past Memorial Day: some.ly/11dl7M1
Go nuts with that $7.99 you'll be saving: some.ly/11dhTIq via
Satanic pentagram bikini combines your love of sexy swimwear with your love for the Dark Lord. funni.ly/10n6wSK
May photos of your children get more likes than photos of your friend's children. some.ly/11UXShj
Send early as a passive-aggressive reminder to your hairy friends: some.ly/188rXv9
With Level Of Tact You'd Expect From A Coercive Breast Exposure Pioneer, Girls Gone Wild Founder Calls Jury Retarded thegi.st/12PVTaT
A Dad had a weird conversation with his two-year-old daughter. So he reenacted it with two grown men. funni.ly/14UYW1E
World's First Combination Slapstick Comedian/AK-47 Blasting Maniac Sought By Police thegi.st/13LOyH0
10 people who really should have checked the background of their photos and videos before putting them online. funni.ly/195jA2p
Current Adjectives Inadequate To Describe London Terrorist Knife Attack thegi.st/13NuxDf
This weekend could be the key to the rest of your life's happiness: some.ly/18j19WF
Morgan Freeman simply could not stay awake during an interview on live TV this morning. funni.ly/14UQvDp
Is your dog not funny enough? Buy him/her a "My dog only eats organic treats and its own feces" doggy t-shirt. store.someecards.com/organic-treats…
Never send this to a woman: some.ly/13G1kH0
Naked guy wants to sell you a keyboard on Craigslist. funni.ly/18iVLml
19 most passive-aggressive vacation goodbyes: some.ly/11Yh6CS
14 tweets that won't let anyone tell them how to pronounce "GIF." funni.ly/jHQZLh
Guy Responsible For LOST Apologizes For Star Trek Underwear Scene That At Least Takes Place In Correct Time Sequence thegi.st/11bGahZ
Today's User Card With the Worst Grasp of the English Language: some.ly/18iWtQo
If this week's insane episode of "Mad Men" had taken place entirely on Facebook. funni.ly/13LNkiw
Worst thing about Arrested Development's return: some.ly/12WaIYm
Sorry your child's exorbitant school tuition included head lice at no additional charge. some.ly/15TY41I
A school bus driver played the cruelest possible prank on the kids on his bus. He told them school was canceled. funni.ly/10mZsSJ
Greek Yogurt May Destroy The Environment As Badly As Greek Economic Policies Destroyed Greece thegi.st/12NgJYq
Vacationing for people who hate people: some.ly/11YhCk4
Jesse James Accidentally Customizes His Hand To Have Just Four Fingers thegi.st/Z0i9hv
The strangest way to pay a pizza delivery guy. funni.ly/Z08w2x
Knowing people work on Summer Fridays is not enough to ruin Summer Fridays: some.ly/12W5tb6
Restaurant next to crazy-psychopath-owned Amy's Baking Company has hilarious new marketing campaign. funni.ly/Z06VcQ
Greetings from New Jersey, the state everyone talks about behind its back. some.ly/17TuYzg
Send this one to the kids so they know why they have to go away: some.ly/12W3HXt
Little kid's end-of-year note to teacher praises her for not being a violent rage-machine. funni.ly/YZWIx8
How we'll all be spending Memorial Day: some.ly/12W4nMm
'Beardvertising' lets hipsters put ads in their beards so you know what brands to never buy ever. funni.ly/12VSNRB
19 of the most passive-aggressive vacation goodbyes: some.ly/11Yh6CS
An extremely entertaining video of two chill guys in a truck racing away from the Oklahoma tornado (profanity). funni.ly/12VNRfh
More of the most utterly insane job opportunities ever posted on Craigslist. funni.ly/pUwHI2