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A 4-year-old boy has been banned from a doughnut shop after asking a woman if she was pregnant. She wasn't.
You know you're great at sex if you don't even have to be there for it:
A bicyclist's helmet camera caught him getting hit by a car and miraculously landing on his feet.
The 14 funniest tweets we had time to find today.
10 plots the screenwriters of 'Lucy' could have come up with if they'd used more than 10% of their brains.
Here's a brilliant way to sell alcohol to minors and get away with it.
Jennifer Aniston gets weirdly freaked out by a tall person.
A guy jumped out of a moving car to avoid fighting with his girlfriend.
A woman just shared a detailed sex diary of all the excuses her husband gave to not have sex with her.
A guy dancing by himself discovered the hard way that climbing the DJ booth is a bad idea.
Someone is raising money to create the biggest dick drawing in the history of the universe.
5 Things You Should At Least Pretend To Know Today - July 23, 2014
Last night, Jon Stewart announced his plan to buy CNN for $10 billion.
Tell your lonely friend to look on the bright side:
Here's an extremely brief 4-girl dance party to get you through the rest of your Wednesday.
Someone is leaving donuts on people's windshields all over Portland and the police won't do a damn thing about it.
Grown-ass man tries to ride on the back of a shopping cart, discovers why that's not a good idea.
It's time to be honest about being boring:
A woman was so moved by a performance by fake Robbie Williams that she threw her fake leg at him.
It's time to finally admit it: