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Cops asked Facebook to help find a wanted criminal. He comments "Yall will never catch me." Gets caught same day.
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A thoughtful note for the person you're hoping to sleep with:
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Behold these many dogs flapping their majestic jowls from car windows. Happy Friday.
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These people proved that if you ever meet Fabio, he will totally re-enact a romance novel cover with you.