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14 tweets that know exactly what the winning Powerball numbers are. funni.ly/jHQZLh
Why even pretend you'll leave your couch? some.ly/109I8UH
Take 23 hilarious mini-breaks from your horrible office job: some.ly/YOIqzl
Concerned your friend's work is interfering with their drinking? Tell them with a coaster. That's right. A COASTER!! store.someecards.com/job-interferin…
Politician clicks like on photo of teen's testicles on Facebook. funni.ly/10DlP5n
Justin Bieber Approaches Michael Jackson Levels of Irresponsible Monkey Ownership thegi.st/17GAdSN
5 people who totally ruined this week for us. funni.ly/109J2kb
The true definition of whispering sweet nothings: some.ly/15TYQM6
CDC Report: Up To 20% Of Kids Have An Excuse For Acting Like That thegi.st/17Go2W5
Nintendo Acquires Character Dear To Gamers Whose Parents Went With Genesis Over SNES thegi.st/112dDeE
A horrible birthday gift they might actually want: some.ly/19FaGpG
$1 Million In Jewelry Meant For Celebrities Now Being Worn By Different People Who Didn't Pay For It thegi.st/14d209y
You're already a jerk: some.ly/19F8H4U
Guy seeks last-minute wedding date on Craigslist, posts pic of himself riding a lion riding a horse. funni.ly/10D6FNr
Your money deserves to get wasted this weekend too: some.ly/19F6VRb
Sweetheart customer gives her favorite waitress a $446 tip on a $6 check. funni.ly/10DbE0w
American Airlines Changes Baggage Policy To Screw Over The Right People thegi.st/109vhSo
This school's official prom shirt should NOT have gotten past school censors. funni.ly/10D7xlf
Why quit when you can get fired?: some.ly/19EZM3q
A Chili's waitress posted on Facebook about not wanting to wait on 'stupid cops.' She's fired now. funni.ly/YOGXJa
MIT Roboticists Create Bartender They Can Relate To thegi.st/13t8Tk7
Car Thief Makes Crucial Mistake Of Visiting McDonald's Drive-Thru Staffed By Vehicle's Owner thegi.st/10VXugI
23 ways to laugh at your office now that 'The Office' is over: some.ly/YOIqzl
Dog watches end of homeward bound and gets more out of it than you ever will. funni.ly/14c3dOy
REMINDER! You have a chance to miss out on winning Powerball: some.ly/VeHrbp
Your friends won't appreciate your honesty: some.ly/YOFmmI
Possible Crack-Smoking Mayor Enough To Get Americans Interested In Canadian Politics thegi.st/12AqJnC
Yahoo In Talks To Buy That Website All The Kids Are Posting Those Gif Things On thegi.st/12AokcR
Here's your big chance to tell your boss to screw off: some.ly/H3GJHq
Guy gets laptop stolen by Jesus freak. Police return it, bedazzled, with these photos on it. funni.ly/14c0jJB
Study Reveals Country That Produced Gandhi More Racist Than One That Produced Strom Thurmond thegi.st/13B59ki
Don't let your boss catch you sending this: some.ly/10i4MVZ
Powerball Jackpot Now More Than Most Americans Make In 12,500 Years thegi.st/12AiSqf
More yearbook quotes and photos that don't bode well for our future. funni.ly/mJEY0K
Lower expectations for everything you do: some.ly/10vch04
Ax-Wielding YouTube Star Arrested In Connection With Less Lovable Bludgeoning thegi.st/15QUFRs
Healthy reason to get someone stark naked: some.ly/10552ZU
Departing college student leaves behind amazing treasure for future dorm inhabitants. funni.ly/10v1Auw
Are you a pet owner who doesn't own a hilarious food bowl? Then you're a terrible pet owner. Buy one now: some.ly/18OenMh
14 tweets that want to frolic through a field and then stretch out under the warm spring sun with you. funni.ly/jHQZLh
New card for your friend with annoyingly bizarre facial hair: some.ly/10uYZkl
IRS Chief Sacked For Not Ensuring All Americans Harassed Equally thegi.st/10uT5Qa
Police called to free a drunk man stuck in a high chair at McDonald's. Photo went viral real fast. funni.ly/13pJtEb
4 stages of grief over The Office series finale: some.ly/10uTlij
What it looks like when Siri falls in love. funni.ly/10uOBJs
Study: Pot Smokers Less Obese Than People Who Just Live Like They Have The Munchies thegi.st/10Izo4i
Country Known For Strong Coffee, Black Beans Running Low On Toilet Paper thegi.st/10uQHsR
The Office isn't ending, it's just moving: some.ly/10uOuxz
Because who doesn't like hooking up at a wedding? some.ly/13pCPxF
Edmonton, Canada is debating building a 1,000-ft tall Wolverine statue. funni.ly/13pvApB