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Count Skyula
HEY RECRUITS! I'M GOING TO BE HEADING TO THE UK! youtu.be/l4dHAfBqI44?a
Jesus @DeceptiBonk is so freaking talented. Her work never ceases to amaze me.
been watching @KSIOlajidebt all day. No regrets, this man is beautiful.
TRY AND HIDE FROM THE MENACING ANIMATRONICS BECAUSE IF THEY FIND YOU KISS YOUR BUTT GOODBYE! youtu.be/KAPYYcME8ss?a
OOOOO SPOOOK- AHAHA! THE GOAL IS TO TRY AND MAKE THE OTHER PERSON LAUGH USING YOUR PROPS! youtu.be/IFXfGRyRgw4?a
Oh lawd key lime pie yogurt tho
Aaaand that's one hour, thank you guys for tuning into me unfiltering myself and saying random things for an hour. YOU'LL MISS ME DON'T LIE.
I would become a butcher just so I can say I specialize and tenderizing and beating meat.
They should make a Futurama Game but it's like your going around the Futurama world with GTA gameplay.
Cheese cookies could either be amazing, or the most disgusting thing I've ever thought about.
They should make scarfs for your butt. Keeps your butt warm and whenever you fart it just sort of flies in the wind all dramatic like.
Why the fuck do men have nipples, I ain't gon be breat feedin no babehs, dafuq yo
Better make these last 10 minutes count.
Sometimes I think about how small I am in this universally infinite cosmos, how little I matter, then I go microwave a hot pocket and sleep.
What if Kirby is actually radioactive chewing Gum. It would explain why powers stick to him and why he turns into a rock. Dry chewing gum?
Fact of the day, when ducks mate it's like a full on rape frenzy by the other ducks. Like shit goes down. Sometimes the female doesn't live.
Seriously though, there is nothing to worry about I'm just tweeting whatever comes to mind for the next hour haha. Mega sausage butt
I don't do drugs. Seriously SNORT I've never even tou- SNORT SNORT- drugs before ever. SNOOOOOOOOOOOOORT but seriously don't do drugs.
I hope to be a good enough editor to take the ending scene from kill bill with katanas and replace the swords with flopping dildos.
One day, I'm going to create a fashion line that is up there with Gucci, but everything is going to have hidden dicks stitched somewhere lul
is braiding armpit hair is a thing. L you're getting interviewed for a hair stylist job "I went to cosmetology school to braid armpit hair."
.@RadioactiveMix I'm doing something where I just don't filter myself for an hour and say random things that pop in my head
I feel bad for any women who goes to bed with the Flash.
Picture it, a man with horse hoofs for hands trying to fill his glass with a pitcher of water. This poor man.
if you had a tattoo of an eyeball on the tip of your junk, if you wanked it would you be winking at people? LMFAO okay this one was bad.
I wonder if you took enough laxatives and held your crap for like 4 days if you'd have enough force to fly.
Sometimes when I ride the bus, I zone out and stare at someone for like 10 minutes. I try to play it off like they were staring at me #pervs
Sometimes I look down and get sad, because my boobs are bigger then most B list porn stars. #bejealous
and we're back sorry about that intermission.
Sometimes I wish I was a dog, no responsibilities, free food all the time, and the ability to take dumps wherever you want. fuck yo couch.
Has anyone actually tried filling their car up with gas? I mean like butthole gas, like, that comes out your butt.
Starting now for the next hour I'm not going to be filtering my tweets, I'm just going to write down whatever comes to mind, Walrus Butthole
.@KEEMSTARx How cool would it be if you could put your nipples in a USB drive and bam all your memories are uploaded like boob itunes.
Hey, you should favorite this status and show me how many people are active right now, if there is a lot I might stream MIGHT MIIIIIIGHT
my dog farted and it reminded me of you @Deadloxx
.@SkyDoesMinecraf remember when we held hands and walked next to the beach in Texas? Mmm.. such grip.
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.@DartronRS @MunchingBrotato only thing protecting was a pillow bb gurl
@SkyDoesMinecraf I'll never forget the cut you gave me across my nipples at pax <3
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I think I've kissed more male YTers on the cheek then any other YTer. I literally grip their face like a insane chimpanzee and smash faces.
anyway, just like normal, I'm going to delete my tweets to avoid further drama from bigoted people, over a question that many people ask.
What have I done, I asked a question and hardcore feminists are at my doorstep. Hello Tumblr I am Adam. Welcome to my twitter.
TONS OF CRAZY NEW WEAPONS FROM FLAMING STAFFS TO THUNDER HAMMERS! BEWARE THE NEW BOSSES TOO! youtu.be/LObzqNa9ZsU?a
TWO TEAMS FACE OFF IN A BATTLE OF EXPLOSIONS! FIRE RID-ABLE MISSILES AT THE OTHER TEAM TO WIN! youtu.be/-tvvn_zyjPU?a
HEY UK RECRUITS! I'M GOING TO insomniagamingfestival.com IF YOU'RE GETTING TICKETS MAKE SURE TO USE THIS CODE TO SAVE SOME CASH BRUH! "i53Sky10"