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blogging internet comedy 1,033,075 followers
i'm a bad bitch who likes to hold hands ok??!
team i don't know what i'm doing with my life
craving you and you only.
the fact that some girls wear extensions and false eyelashes every day astounds me because i cant be bothered to put on pants regularly
"oh my god hello, how are you, welcome to my aquarium, would you like any refreshments, a soda?" pic.twitter.com/0CkVCLIiIi
not texting back is only okay when I do it
"you are what you eat" i don’t remember eating a huge disappointment
so netflix can update its look but it can’t update its tv shows & movies….
don't get mad when I pull a u on you
reasons i want to look GOOD: • for myself • for myself • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts • for myself
sometimes those who don’t socialize much aren’t actually anti-social, they just have no tolerance for drama and fake people
when you accidentally read a text you were trying to ignore pic.twitter.com/T8OtpFDc3o
“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet
“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
im so naturally funny because my life is a joke
IMAGINE BEING ATTRACTIVE LIKE HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE
wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense pic.twitter.com/BSiDTcUcTa
I still don’t know how to accept compliments without either sounding cocky or unappreciative
I get insanely uncomfortable when people have their own selfies as their phone wallpaper.