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Sincerely Tumblr
blogging internet comedy 1,028,615 followers
i'd be lying if i said im not down for you.
show me the side of you that you never shared with anyone else
"So what did you do this summer ?" "Oh... I traveled a lot."
how do i get a flat stomach by tomorrow
people get mad that i never hang out with them but have you tried inviting me lol
nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in
how i flirt: *stares from a distance*
lets play a game called ‘i feel like im bothering you with everything i say so i wont make any attempts at contact until u message me first’
if your reply is just 'haha' delete my number
but sadly i was born in the era where a good morning text is considered the most romantic gesture ever
“man i am so tired” *stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing*
it's cute as fuck when someone loves you regardless of how fucked up you are