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I don't dress up for school because: 1. I have no one to impress. 2. It starts too early. 3. I'm lazy
when your waiter comes out with food but it's for another table pic.twitter.com/Y1nNhu40Im
If I'm not skinny by summer I'm not going outside.
and then god created saturn and he liked it so he put a ring on it
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how many females can RT that they never wore these before 💁pic.twitter.com/yc2yoDPhZLL
If only u guys knew how accurate this photo is pic.twitter.com/Y3004xEclu
"you have nice eyebrows" is quite possibly the greatest compliment you could ever receive
*says i dont care* *actually does tho*
Netflix basically has every movie, except for the ones I actually want to watch.
Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house.
Reasons to date me: We'd eat pizza and listen to good music together.
I really need to learn the difference between being hungry and being bored...
I hate when people don’t understand my sarcasm they ruin everything.
why do white girls walk in odd numbers? because they can't even
when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table pic.twitter.com/OEVPbtRSiQ
your tattoo says ‘only god can judge me’ yet here i am
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