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i don’t stalk i investigate
this is the best selfie of all time pass it on😍pic.twitter.com/UGwNx1PF299
i get anxious for ppl who fall asleep on public transit. like where is ur home? how many stops have u missed? this was not a time for a nap
i hate it when i'm talking and i realize nobody is listening to what i'm saying then i slowly fade out pretending i said nothing
I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT
Walk into school on the 1st day like... vine.co/v/MYpeXx0UHnI
do u ever get really tempted to take peoples offers on twitter? like Ive only talked to u once in my life but ya sure lets get frozen yogurt
can my hair grow 5 inches by tomorrow morning
when i was growing up i always wanted to be a Disney princess but instead i think i turned into one of these bitches pic.twitter.com/86wNJq3ZpE
shoutout to mozzarella sticks
Nobody knows how to take things slow anymore... I enjoy actually getting to know somebody over a period of time.
u didn't have a childhood if you don't remember this show pic.twitter.com/C2Spefn6Y1
who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me