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What would you do if your daughter brought him home
"Do or do not. There is no try." - Yoda
I just want to have a long enough career in show business so I can become eccentric and bring a goat to a meeting or some shit
It's @AnnaVocino birthday!!! Happy Birthday you amazing lady!!!
I'd like to hear Tony the Tiger's opinion on other products before he tells me how great his cereal is.
I really hope the word "sodomized" doesn't appear in my autopsy report.
If you’re a vegan w a gluten allergy who doesn't own a TV do you put it on a business card or just wait to force it into every conversatio
"Try to score a goal. Don't use your hands. See you afterwards." - Soccer coaches
Darth Vader: Join me on the Dark Side, Luke! Luke: I'll never join you! Vader: We have flex hours and Pizza Fridays! Luke: NOOOOOO!!!
The original name for Jabba the Hut was Denise but it didn't test well. #FakeStarWarsFacts
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Jammie fox. Please stop.
Doughnuts and coffee. Are better than ex lax
You have been a waitress here for 6 years and can't keep my coffee cup full and move the dirty dishes. @WaffleHouse #walker #ihoprules
Calling you "mine" has more meaning than any cute nickname I'll ever give you...
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Love means giving someone the chance to hurt you, but trusting them not to.
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Men. Do not start conversations at urinals. #advice #menadvice #sinastrsays
#ResistCapitalism #wtf is this? I guess we should all work for the government. No new businesses open, nothing would ever advance.
Quick! Leave! Husbands home!!!! #RuinARomanticMomentIn4Words
@Sinastr Heard that one. That and his incessant talking about himself ruined it.
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