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Simon Pegg
Have stayed up extra late in prep for night shoot later today. Forcing funny hours on myself, like jet lag or 5 grams of cheap whizz. #90s
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Many thanks to @KarlLagerfeld for helping us out of a tight spot on #AbsolutelyAnything. Came very close to being C&A. @aa_movie
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Check out my antique shop on #Etsy! Books, toys, photos, and more !!! Baudelaire Antiques: etsy.me/19OdRN5 via @Etsy #vintage
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Employee of the day, Jodie Wiltshire, for being on hand with post ball gag gum. Cheers L’il J. pic.twitter.com/B30zBZolIa
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Having said that, I am looking out at the office building where Gary King conned Andy Knightley into coming back to Newton Haven.
It's fair to say, @nickjfrost would not like this location. pic.twitter.com/lyQkmnxcQ5
There is a particular sense of sickening ennui, that we experience when witnessing an embarrassing act, perpetrated by a person we respect.
awwwww i am @simonpegg 's current twitter avatar! #chuffed
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Oh Christ that face swap is back. I’d offer a prize for the millionth person to send it to me but that would have been two years ago. #ugh
Second time filming on London’s fashionable South Bank this year, if we shoot any of Mission 5 down here I’ll be three for three. #London
I hate violence but appreciate why we occasionally punch each other in the gob. Being angry at someone for any length of time is exhausting.
Portrait by @DrGotts for the Elton John Aids Foundation. I was only pretending to be sad. #EJAF pic.twitter.com/z1TaA6L6BF
I like to start the day by RTing an eminent philosopher, then follow it up with a tweet about balls or dog’s arses or dog’s arse balls.
The best way to get a glimpse of the deep secrets of others is just to study yourself carefully and honestly.
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Waaaaahhhhhh!!! “@grousemountain: Rise and shine! Another beautiful spring day of skiing and riding is here.”
Here’s a little film, starring my bro, @Becksmeister, looking to shoot in Summer. kickstarter.com/projects/52179…
Big in Japan!!! “@RintaroWatanabe: Japanese mini theater ranking top is TWE!! (2nd is Philomena) kogyotsushin.com/archives/minit…
Between takes, it’s nice to just get away from yourself for a moment and relax. pic.twitter.com/bWGxbei7IA
I’m not really having a vasectomy. Not saying I wouldn’t. Just wouldn’t tweet about it. My pipes are my own business.