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Beautiful without makeup ποΏ½
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If you kiss my neck, you're not leaving this room unfucked.
Liking someone more than they like you <
We get re-pissed about an old situation whenever we start thinking about it again.
What rain looks like from the sky.
pic.twitter.com/SSoAG9Emjq According to Astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years too late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.
Stop kissing for just a second and look into her eyes, then start kissing again.....She'll fucking melt.
I wish school was as easy as half the girls in it.
"I wish black girls were louder" - No one ever.
The girls at hooters may be hot. but when it comes down to it, the ladies at subway are the real wife material..
A skinny guy with a 6-pack is like a fat girl with boobs. Doesn't count.
Just be you, and if people don't like it, well, fuck them.
I open a text and mentally respond then forget to actually respond.
"You've changed" ... No actually i think the proper term is "I've stopped trying to please your ass."
We all have a friend that only gets called by their nickname.. It sounds weird to even say their real name.
Consumed a Molly, I doth perspire.
Arose from my slumber within a new Bugatti.
Why develop feelings for someone when you can just walk into traffic and achieve the same results..
Chivalry never died. This generation of girls killed it by the kind of guys they go after.
Beautiful without makeup ποΏ½
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We all know a slut named Ashley.
When a girl says, "I think we should talk," it's never about football...
Grammatically correct chicks are way hotter.
If you want to know something just ask. Don't assume, that's how shit always starts.
Last summer was good, but I'm making this summer fucking amazing
I think
@RegularDudes is my life. I can totally relate to every tweet!
Phone, wallet, and keys... Tap each pocket to make sure the 3 essentials are there, and then walk out of the door.
Does anybody wake up in the middle of the night thirsty as hell, and water tastes like it came from God's personal garden river?
I can't lie, I miss you..
Ladies, the next time a guy has the courage to talk to you, remember he's not wearing makeup. Also, remember what you look like without it.
If ur single:
1. Ur either talking to someone
2. Stuck on an ex
3. Chasing someone who's taken
4. Ignoring someone who wants uπ
Me when I see someone subtweeting me
pic.twitter.com/AM31cmPHxB I gave a fuck once. It was terrible.
I'm not anti-social. I'm anti-bullshit.
Being called babe is such a good feeling..
Claim your girl, love your girl, fuck your girl, spoil your girl, be faithful to your girl, trust your girl & she will stay your girl.
Too many faithful girls are single, and too many hoes are taken.
Never let a girl go to sleepπ€ madπ‘ or sadππ₯.
why do drugs when you can do me