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Seth MacFarlane
"Well actually Katniss, we don't want to label anyone a 'winner' or a 'loser.' Now, everyone line up for your participation trophies."
R.I.P. the phrase "I don't have an opinion on it." Born 1550 - Died 2014
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Hey everyone-- thanks for making the Family Guy/Simpsons crossover the top-rated show of the night!
Hope you're all enjoying the crossover so far!
I'll be doing a Facebook Q&A tonight at 8:30 East Coast time, right before the Family Guy/Simpsons crossover at 9
There's gonna be a lot of hurtin', hungover teddy bear's in Boston tomorrow.
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RT@actorgabriel:@SethMacFarlane Give me a job, write something for me, I want to ACT. // Those are the lyrics to "The Music and the Mirror."
Yes, I'm sitting here reading a "24" paperback novel. Fuck you.
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got / I also got this cool stick I found and also this extra-large maple leaf, Mom, look!
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"Fox did not respond to Buzzfeed News' request for comment." Well, it's kinda because most of your news contains the word "Gaston."
"It's going to be amazing!" No, it's not.
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Those luxury car ads with a sexy couple zigzagging through the hills should really end with the passenger puking on the side of the road.
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Check out my pal @chefvikkik on @reciperehab tomorrow a.m. on CBS!
.@SethMacFarlane Anyone we know, Seth, among the 52-piece orchestra with whom you recorded your album at @AbbeyRoad?! :-) #onlythebest
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Boy, if only I had antlers... Well, just you be glad I don't.
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Actually, his name was "Chewbacca's Monster". "Chewbacca" was Han Solo's name.
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One of the great things about the internet is spending your time reading about something, and then the next day reading about how it's fake.
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Has that motivational saying you posted changed your life yet?
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This classic rerun is rated TV-14 for Language, Violence, and 70s Actor Yellow Teeth.
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Yesterday Liam Neeson, today Morgan Freeman. Not a bad week for #Ted2.
New worst person: the guy who makes the rimshot sound after a legitimately good joke.
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They’re going to start locking the White House doors, but they’re still going to let pies cool on the window sill.
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[American Voices] 400,000 Protesters Turn Out For People’s Climate March In NYC onion.com/1wH3h6x #WhatDoYouThink?
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The new Batman show premieres tonight on FOX. It has all your favorite characters except Batman.
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Just finished The Young Lions. Not enough pie fights.
RIP Polly Bergen-- loved her as Rhoda Henry. #TheWindsOfWar
Scotland decides to stay with the UK after UK promises to clean up after itself and take Scotland out to dinner once a week.
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America is not doing enough to promote trenchfoot awareness.
RT@BuzzFeed: Which 'Titanic' character would play you in a movie about the top 28 Disney princesses ah fuck it I'm gonna drink this Windex.
Dirtbag in sleeveless shirt, to camera, telling you what you just saw-- 90% of all reality TV.
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If there's any justice in reincarnation, then a cat will be forced to come back as a person who has a cat.
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I would go out to a club if I could bring my couch and TV.
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Looking after my geckos is a full-time job. They were rescues, and as such, they have quite a lot of issues we need to work through.
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Fun day of John/Ted hangin'-on-the-sofa-scenes. Like old times.
A New York Times writer used the word "sexier" to reference iPhone 6 features and wasn't immediately fired for some reason.
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Hilarious work in Ted 2 today by @paddywarbucks and @akaWorf!
If I didn't see the Miss America pageant, will I still be able to understand every contestant's relationship with Christ?
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Thanks for the #MillionWays love you guys are sending on here! With critics no longer hollering in ur ears, good to hear you're digging it!
"Follow the yellow brick road!" "Oh. So like, the only road here?" "Look, just let us have this."
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Has a promo of sitcom characters dancing ever made anyone watch anything?
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