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Seth MacFarlane
Thrilled to be performing at the Hollywood Bowl tonight with my idol John Williams. Childhood wish fulfilled.
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Really looking forward to Fox's new half-hour comedy "Oh, Edgar!" pic.twitter.com/g5G66yrXLh
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A fun party game would be to have everyone write down on a slip of paper what they think ISIS is and then read them aloud during the party.
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Yesterday I wanted to take a photo of bras in a store and tweet it to you guys with the hashtag #HonkHonk, but a lady was staring at me :(
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One of my parents' friends just told me, face to face, that he saw my profile while on Facebook. That was it. If I die tonight, he did it.
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When did they decide that every razor had to look like a piece that fell off a Transformer?
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The good news is, God has a plan. The bad news is, it's called, "Operation: Awful Bullshit"
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It's never your successful friends posting the inspirational quotes.
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I need a new gimmick. What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards? Would you buy that? Like "whoa, who's that drifter?!"
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Remember high-maintenance women, it's yell into phone, sip from straw in giant iced coffee and repeat until Range Rover gets to destination.
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"Jesus Christ, get a look at these fucking idiots." - if my dad had introduced The Beatles instead of Ed Sullivan
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Ferguson PD starts press briefing with a prayer. "I'll take a question from the man rolling his eyes. No, the other one."
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So sad to hear about Don Pardo. He'll be missed. Every time I heard his voice growing up, I knew my very favorite thing was about to start.
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I think I'll be a pretty great dad one day, on weekends and some holidays, depending on how crazy stuff at work is. We'll see.
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You know something is truly stupid when it becomes popular on Facebook.
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With ongoing events in Ferguson, I once again recommend Michelle Alexander's "The New Jim Crow." Sheds objective light on the big picture.
Nothing like a vigorous abdominal workout at the 1800s gym. pic.twitter.com/KXERV9uDlx
RT @shaun_01759_835: @SethMacFarlane I think famliy guy is bloody funny pic.twitter.com/f6RveWwDkx // Thanks for including the Sears portrait.
Alan Silvestri and Annie Druyan w/ their Emmys for Cosmos pic.twitter.com/sNQ0rkUz2V
Ooo and yet Cosmos was defeated for best non-fiction series. Get it together, Emmys. Get it together.
Congratulations to the brilliant Ann Druyan on her Emmy win for writing Cosmos!!!!
Congratulations to Alan Silvestri for his 2 Emmy wins!! Best main title theme, and bes... tmi.me/1eFkHH pic.twitter.com/9GbVTBLNFi
It's Madonna's birthday today. Her assistants must be so fucking stressed.
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