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Seth MacFarlane
RT @BaronVonJon: @SethMacFarlane have you seen this? // I'd sue, but I'm too comfortable on my sofa.
Minnesota Dentist: #MEATHEAD of the week and winner of the BENEATH CONTEMPT award. #NoMoreCecils
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Waiting for the show to start, enjoying a cocktail. @SethMacFarlane
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I don't know any man that size. Okay thanks a lot, you guys have been great, good night, drive safe!
From behind the orchestra last night-- come see us tomorrow night in Philly!
I'm gonna make my kids call me this from now on.
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Photo of Pluto from NASA's New Horizons spacecraft. Incredible to witness.
Pool Owner Has Bathing Suit That Touched His Penis You Can Borrow onion.com/1Chg3Qr
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Britain swelters through hottest July day as far as records stretch back into history bit.ly/1LI6VqX
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Filming opening sequence for #Ted2 (photo from VFX supervisor Blair Clark)
RT @amyschumer: Put down your torches before reading this so you don't catch on fire. . // A beacon of common sense.
Yes! #Rights4All! “Don’t be a footnote on the wrong side of history” -@AmandaSeyfried in #Ted2 peta.vg/ted2
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I’m here at @GoGoGabUSA, live Gabbing NOW about Ted 2. Ask me questions using #Ted2-- you can ask anything!
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Frustrated Republicans Argue Pope Should Leave Science To Scientists Who Deny Climate Change onion.com/1d9KBay
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Hillary Clinton can have this line: "We don't need a President with an exclamation point, we need one with a period!"
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I was chatting w/ Ted (yes, this is the real Ted) & he told me that #Ted2 is even funnier than #Ted1 @SethMacFarlane
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"Paranormal, Reality". @neiltyson you wanna comment?
Wise counsel from Thomas Jefferson.
Night Of Uninterrupted Deep Sleep Really Throws Man’s Day Off onion.com/1QrX6kk
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