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Seth MacFarlane
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Give your cat a bath if you want to find out that it has a weird little goblin body.
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God, I would read the shit outta a new email right about now.
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"Cheers" would have been a funny show if they had been allowed to say penis and vagina.
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Congratulations everyone yelling about politics on never changing one single person's mind, ever.
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I would have started hinting E.T. should find his own place on day three.
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Congrats to the whole Cosmos team on the TCA Award win!
Dabney Coleman is the only Dabney I can think of.
Amazing how quickly I go from anxiety over the lie I'm going to tell for running late to rage when the other person is later than I am.
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There's nothing better than when someone you know walks by without recognizing you.
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One thing you never hear in the middle east: I just can't stay mad at you
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Follow Cassini imaging leader @carolynporco! Your best ticket to Saturn. And check out her interview w/ @neiltyson at bit.ly/1cuyiC1
Sorry I haven't tweeted in awhile-- Been immersed in pre-production for Ted 2! I think you're gonna like it.
Remember when you used to say "cray"? What a fuckin' idiot.
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RT @Hecoxanator: The episode Brian & Stewie has helped me through some dark times and I just want to say thank you / Well this is a new one.
Very excited for Ann Druyan, @neiltyson, and the whole COSMOS team for our 12 Emmy nominations!
I think the Founding Fathers of the United States would have gotten a real kick out of Epcot.
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Dudes that flip off the camera in pictures want you to know that they're tough and strong and not afraid of any fucking camera.
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TIP: Remember that fireworks can’t hurt you when you’re drunk. Nothing can onion.com/1kaU52E pic.twitter.com/HHHfGhQJ0S
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Hobby Lobby has agreed to continue to pay their employees a salary on the condition that they don't spend any of it on alcohol or porn.
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