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Peter Serafinowicz
Honored to have @serafinowicz on tonight's @moonbeamcityCC, doing the pseudo-est of pseudo-European accents.
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@Tommywing5b7: Hey @serafinowicz have you seen this? HADOUKEN” one of my favourites ever.
If you ask me, both these iPads look far too big.
For 'The Room' Blu-ray, Wiseau hired Industrial Light & Magic’s VFX staff to make Tommy seem even MORE mistrustful.
How does my Kindle know the sound I make when I change the font size by accident?
This snack table has everything! Fruit, nuts, semi-precious stones, chameleon eyes...
Zach Braff directing Morgan Freeman, Michael Caine & Alan Arkin in comedy… cc. @BjornGrainger
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Thanks for that little detail about your ‘boyfriend’, Carol. You’re under arrest.
Tristyn is pioneering a new genre: the dating profile with a shock ending
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'The Norm' is a 60y/o UncleBot RT @Independent: Sex with robots will be ‘the norm’ in 50 years
Tuesday's Daily Mirror: Exclusive - Prime Minister Ted Heath raped me when I was 12 #tomorrowspaperstoday #bbcpapers
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Here's a taster of the audiobook for Daft Wee Stories, read by me. This story is called Claustrophobia.…
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Call me a misogynist, but women cannot tell a joke. Even a simple one.
@serafinowicz my mate draws people's fb statuses. Personal favourite
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@serafinowicz found these at work today, they have made me even more determined to find some poison sockets...
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Oh great. That's all we need. Space beheadings.
CORRECTION-ah RT @serafinowicz: For my birthday, my mum @Twittterknitter painted this portrait of Mark E Smith.
For my birthday, my mum @twitterknitter painted this portrait of Mark E Smith.
There are some really annoying bands around today.

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