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scharpling
“I’m Gonna Party (With The Dumbest Watch In History)"
If you’re a comedian and people identify you firstly as being a good/bad/cool/attractive/succesful person, you might not be a funny person.
It’s not Derek Jeter unless all the cap tippers from the #RE2PECT commercial are on the field paying tribute to the captain. #YankeeShame
Hey @EddieTrunk what are the odds of UFO playing the Superbowl halftime show?
THE DARKNESS IS IMMINENT. ANNOUNCEMENTS WILL FOLLOW. WILL THEY BE GOOD OR BAD ANNOUNCEMENTS? YOU WILL FIND OUT WHEN THEY ARE ANNOUNCED.
In 42 years, I've spent a total of six months buying "Physical Graffiti" in one format or another.
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When doctors ask how I went deaf I will explain that I had to turn up my headphones loud enough to drown out the music at this Starbucks.
Yo! @realestateband is a month away from playing terminal 5 with @peakinglights and @scharpling !! Tickets are starting to move grab em now!
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Hey @ACNewman - when you think about how great #BrillBruisers is, does it sometimes make you ashamed of the other New Pornographers albums?
"Forget it, Tom. It’s Garbage Person Planet.” - the final scene in GARBAGE PERSON PLANET, my biopic
Hey @ACNewman - I’m wondering if the @TheNewPornos will play songs from #BrillBruisers when you tour the US this fall. Yes? No?
Julie Klausner’s great piece on working with Joan Rivers: vulture.com/2014/09/what-i… @julieklausner
Lucky #13 on the charts! Thank you to everyone that has bought 'Brill Bruisers' so far!
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@scharpling They all had 6 months to come through. That's more than enough time!
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What made Kevin Love pick the number 0 for his Cavs uni? The number of blocks he will average a game?
Hey @sethmeyers I love the new set but what is going to happen to anybody who didn’t get back through the Stargate?
Are you an artist who can draw in THIS style? Can you work this week? Please email scharplingvideo@gmail.com! Thanks. pic.twitter.com/CuQJmQQFQL
Congrats to all the Simpsons people on #EverySimpsonsEver. I watched every second I could; saw 100+ episodes easy.
WHY DID NONE OF YOU SIMPSONS WRITERS TELL ME THAT 25 YEARS OF EPISODES CULMINATED IN A "WAIT WAIT DONT TELL ME" JOKE
Hey @dcguzzler - the Lego episode is on. Another highlight! Great job on this one! #EverySimpsonsEver
Hey @TweTro No. Lawrence talked on Conan about how that was her the whole time: youtube.com/watch?v=lgb0xo…
Proof: youtube.com/watch?v=uL0n5g… So insane. Lawrence won an Oscar a few years later. A mascot was the best she could get on Monk.
I could’ve done something. But I stood by and let Jennifer Lawrence play a high school mascot in full costume on MONK. I am forever ashamed
Photos of JLaw eating pudding from a toilet could drop and I’d still say her low point was playing a team mascot on MONK. Still haunts me.
Coolest thing about Simpsons marathon? That @scharpling watched. Funniest dude on Earth. Can't wait for Best Show triumphant return.
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.@dcguzzler The last bunch of years have legitimately great episodes. I’m not sure how you guys do it. And by the way WE WILL RETURN.
Hey @dcguzzler I have watched and watched and watched. I am numb and maybe a little ready for it to end so I can put on another channel.
Hey @jonwurster - have you seen these King Crimson nude pics? Very shocking, especially the shots of the ’95 double trio circa THRAK
IM PLAYING A DRINKING GAME WHERE YOU DOWN A SHOT EVERY TIME “MAXTONE” SHOWS UP ON YOUR TV SCREEN WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL
Praying for @Joan_Rivers to have a full recovery and that she will have a chance to hear and obey the gospel message.
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The only time I’ve cried at a wedding was watching @ChrisGethard and @HallieBulleit tie the knot. An event for the ages! Love them both!
If you thought @holdingcourtpod was something else on the radio, just imagine him making a toast at a wedding to his brother @ChrisGethard.
Still sick. Trying to rally. I have places to be.
I am sick! I am watching #EverySimpsonsEver! Im enjoying it - F the fans who would’ve swung an axe at Dylan’s board. Every ep has something!
Hey @mattselman, I’m a little disappointed that State Comptroller Atkins didn’t have a larger role in the Simpsons Movie.
I didn’t know that Superintendent Chalmers had a first name or that it was Gary. #EverySimpsonsEver
Another episode with State Comptroller Atkins! #EverySimpsonsEver
Kurt Stenzel - the guy who did the amazing score for JODOROWSKY’S DUNE - had a stroke. He needs your help. gofundme.com/kurtscominghome Please RT.
Psyched to announce Peaking Lights & Regal Degal as support for our 10/2 T5 gig + special guest DJ Tom @scharpling pic.twitter.com/K6Aj2FZCr2
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Hey @mattselman I’m gonna win that money*!!!! And please consider a return appearance by State Comptroller Atkins!
Hey @mattselman I heard they’re actually skipping one Simpsons episode during #EverySimpsonsEver and if the fans ID it they will win $$$$
My favorite Simpsons character WAS Superintendent Chalmers but now it’s a tie between him and State Comptroller Atkins.
We appreciate anyone who listens to and likes Brill Bruisers, but you would really be doing us a solid if you bought it, old school style.
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