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Hey NYC! Want to see a taping of the Jack McBrayer and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog show next week? Go here!
Anybody interested in my basketball book thing should hit me up at We will PayPal this! It'll be fun! Thanks!
Im selling the basketball books I've accumulated over the years. 15 bucks plus postage for a mystery variety pack. Good stuff. Let me know!
"I am the wall outlet king/I can plug in everything" - the guy sitting next to me at this Starbucks hogging all the outlets.
Im working on a spin-off to DRUNK HISTORY called MATH SALTS; it features comedians attempting to do algebra on bath salts. #showbiz
Just had a great DM convo with Sumner Redstone.
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Saw HEDWIG tonight. Absolutely mind-blowing. A soft breeze might make me start crying. One of those things I'll never forget!
Hey! The legendary ROCK ROT AND RULE is out on black vinyl today! Get your copy at @FlannelgraphUSA! Beautiful cover, beautiful laughs!
Congrats to my bros @mattfraction and @zdarsky on their Eisner wins! The best in the biz get honored for being the best!
Thanks, ComicCon. You're overcrowded and filled with mutants dressed like Deadpool but sometimes you…
Joe Scarborough just took the stage. Pumping his fist, waving to the crowd, fired up. MEET THE PRESS panel is off to a flying start! #SDCC
At the MEET THE PRESS panel. David Gregory is IN THE BUILDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #SDCC
I propose all costumed ComicCon attendees go through training explaining how not to have your sword poke people behind you in the eye.
Michael Douglas, it's his first time at #SDCC. Peyton Reed has been here 20 times! #MarvelSDCC
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Glad the nerds are learning about @MrPeytonReed's bona fides. The guy walks the walk. He's gonna do an AMAZING job with ANT MAN.
Hey @paulscheer - I saw that you're playing Black Panther! I'm playing Machine Man! We are going to DOMINATE #ComicCon2015!
And I'm pretty thrilled to announce to the "Comic Con public" that I will indeed be playing Machine Man!!!!!!!!! #MarvelTom
If you are at ComicCon I am signing things at the Cartoon Network booth for the next hour.
A dumb reporter was interviewing people at ComicCon then these dumb puppeteers rushed up and said "can…
I'm "on the floor". Where should I go?
Attention nerds: you people need to SLOW DOWN and be aware of the backpack sticking THREE FEET OFF YOUR BACK. #SDCC2014