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scharpling
Idea: it’s Twitter, but you can crap all over other comedians who you think suck and they'll never know about it.
Peter Sellers must’ve hated John Lennon shamelessly ripping him off with his stabs at comedy, right?
HOW MANY LESSONS CAN THE FAMILY ON MODERN FAMILY LEARN??????? MY FAMILY HAS LEARNED MAYBE TWO LESSONS IN 80 YEARS
MY EBAUMS WORLD MOVIE IS GONNA BE THE SOCIAL NETWORK OF 2016
So did YOU order your copy of the Scharpling & Wurster box set? numerogroup.com/products/schar… Pre-orders get a piece of the ROCK ROT & RULE phone!
It is a testament to the greatness of Steve Marriott that he can make a song called “Wrist Job” so epic. youtube.com/watch?v=hbYaYI…
If you haven't ordered the @scharpling & @jonwurster Best Show box set from @numerogroup yet what's wrong with you? #boxsetofthecentury
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Thrilled that my bro @pattonoswalt is taking over Carnegie Hall this January. Unsure if I can liven things up with my homemade fireworks.
BREAKING: @pattonoswalt will perform at @carnegiehall on Fri, January 9th! Tix go on sale this Friday at 11am! pic.twitter.com/kAai4xDu10
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At least now we know that a Sleater-Kinney reunion is the one thing that will get Pitchfork to use exclamation points in a headline.
The sheer volume of people falling in the first 20 seconds of A HARD DAYS NIGHT is astounding.
Not sure if Carls Jr got their money’s worth advertising during the Artie Lange standup special.
I wanted to be Orson Welles then I hoped I could turn into Elmore Leonard but now I realize I’m gonna end up Robin Harris
Did you hear that @scharpling & @jonwurster's Best Show box crashed our website last week? Let's do it again: numerogroup.com/products/schar…
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WHEN AM I ALLOWED TO SLEEP.
In honor of the triumphant return of #BestShowWFMU I will take the Frankie Teardrop challenge in an empty grave.
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Oh, and @APMike. One thing I meant to ask you: are you ready for #BestShow2014?
Hopefully this is the final sleepless night. In the home stretch. I am yelling “last call” like a bartender.
As a “Genesis man” who got aboard with WE CANT DANCE, I’m amazed to find out there's all these earlier CDs. I will check out CABACAB next!
Watching this Genesis doc. Tony Banks seems like a true joy.
Oh, and did I mention that there’s ANOTHER SECRET PROJECT?? #SecretProject3
y'know this might be the adderall talking but NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGG
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Today was nuts. Seeing the S&W box set go from theoretical to real. I’m almost done working on it. Only then will I sleep. #NoSleep4Tom
We crashed the @numerogroup site today! But now everything is fixed! Pre-order YOUR copy of the S&W box! numerogroup.com/products/schar…
AND FOR YOUR HEAVYWEIGHT MATCH… THE BOSE QC25 NOISE CANCELING HEADPHONES VERSUS THE GUY SITTING BEHIND ME AT THIS STARBUCKS
Here’s a video of me and @jonwurster smashing the ROCK ROT & RULE phone that all box set pre-orders get a piece of! youtube.com/watch?v=UucRHq…
I was told by @numerogroup that things are returning to normal and that you should be able to order it now/shortly. numerogroup.com/products/schar…
I was honored to interview @scharpling and @jonwurster for this incredible box set which you can pre-order NOW! numerogroup.com/products/schar…
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I am not exaggerating...@numerogroup's @scharpling and @jonwurster box set WILL BE the greatest thing since oxygen was invented.
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In case you doubted the facemelting power of @scharpling & #BestShow2014. RT @numerogroup Yes, the Best Show pre-order just crashed our site
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Why hasn’t I been sleeping? Because I’ve been working on getting this box set done! AND ITS BEEN WORTH IT! numerogroup.com/products/schar…
Best of @scharpling & @jonwurster: The Best of the Best Show Boxed Set, w/ 16CDs, 100pg book on @numerogroup p4k.in/101KVTc
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You can't buy better or more comedy than the @scharpling & @jonwurster box set at this or any price. This is history. numerogroup.com/products/schar…
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Everyone! Hang tight, the @numerogroup website is getting hit hard! They’re on it! Keep hitting REFRESH and ALL WILL BE ANSWERED!
Pre-order the box and get a piece of the ROCK ROT & RULE phone!! We smashed it! youtu.be/UucRHqIUBug Order yours at numerogroup.com/products/schar…
We have been working on a S&W box all year with @numerogroup. It is EPIC. 16 CDs. 108 page hardcover book. numerogroup.com/products/schar…
In twenty minutes we will reveal SECRET PROJECT #2.
Hey @MrPeytonReed @jondaly Sir, THIS IS MY ANT-MAN. And you can’t spell “can’t” without ANT! As in “I can’t stop til this is all done!"
I’m still working, by the way. I slept about 2 1/2 hours today. Trying to get these pieces lined up. THIS STUFF IS SERIOUS STUFF MAN
We are less than twelve hours away from the announcement of SECRET PROJECT #2. Check this Twitter account for updates!
PETER GABRIEL INVENTED NEW WAVE
I hereby proclaim that @Bose listens to their customers when they’ve got product issues and they SORT THAT STUFF OUT. That’s why I LOVE BOSE
THE JUDGES HAVE RULED and I AM OFFICIALLY PULLING AN ALL-NIGHTER
Ive been working since 11 AM. Starting to lose my marbles. Wondering whether Taco Bell breakfast offers a meat-free option. PLEASE HELP ME
Dearest @Bose, my QC-15s crapped out in my hour of need! What should I do? I LOVE YOU BOSE PLEASE DONT LET ME DOWN
Excited at the idea of hearing @scharpling on the air again! TONIGHT WE FEAST ON ELF MEAT! tmblr.co/ZXflix1T9aWbQ pic.twitter.com/zYcHKmTv7S
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My friends are doing a trivia night charity event in NYC tomorrow. Proceeds to ACS. I donated some Best Show stuff! facebook.com/events/5540926…