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Holly Schlesinger wrote "Mazel Tina," the #BobsBurgers ep nominated for the series that just fucking won a fucking Emmy!!! I'm freaking out!
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What stunt will we do to raise money to help the people who drop dead from dumping ice water on their heads??????????
It's gonna go like this: At some point this account goes dark. Then the announcement comes. Then IT IS TIME TO FUCK SHIT UP. #BestShow2014
New Jersey drivers hate New York drivers and vice versa. But I would hope both sides would agree that Pennsylvania drivers are the worst.
It was a great email, @ChrisGethard. Let's bring these phonies and unfunny halfwits to their knees and burn it all down. #JerseyRevolution
Oh, on Monday night #BestShow2014 took another step forward. We're getting closer.
A guy at this diner who looked like Rick from Pawn Stars just did a Jeff Foxworthy impression that sounded like Philly Boy Roy.
Working. Still. I've been pulling 18 hour days for weeks. Trying to make the Secret Projects a reality. #BestShow2014 and more!
Oh, and for anyone keeping score, #BestShow2014 took a sizable step forward. We're getting closer.
Thrilled that AMC keeps their tradition of quality programming alive with a reality show documenting Kiss launching an arena football team.
Here's what the RZA said about the Syl Johnson movie that @robhatchmiller and @pulomabasu are making. Watch & learn!
Dear @eHarmony theres a rumor going round that Dr Neil Clark Warren is in jail for randomly starting fires. PLEASE say it's just a rumor!!!
My bro @kurtbraunohler usually dominates @midnite but tonight he has to play second fiddle to THE MIGHTY BIGGS @JasonBiggs
Great to see @JasonBiggs rocking it HARD on @midnite tonight!!!!!!!!!!!! #hilarious
A great piece about my bro @danguterman and how he is the best dude on Twitter!… And THEYRE NOT WRONG
Not many Tickets left. See yous There!!!
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First Comedy Album we have done in Eighteen years. Only 3 Shows. Gonna Crush it. Saturday and Sunday.
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Very Excited to be working with Legendary Producer Rick Ruben @ComedyGovs in long island .
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When will baseball finally allow the five run grand slam? It's time, baseball. Allow it.
Dear @Chilis , love your food but hate that you put tablets on every table. The idea to go out is to get my kids away from them!
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And I give you the greatest license plate ever issued in the history of license plates.