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Let’s wake mommy up at 7:00 am after she drove 11 hours and didn’t get to bed until midnight... That sounds like a GREAT idea!
There is no bar in my fucking hotel. I want to die.
Why I Love Toddlers (And I Am Mostly Sane) wp.me/p2NmbH-vn via @wordpressdotcom
Looks like someone got carried away at Sephora. #NebraskaRoadTrip instagram.com/p/5ddTDWnxDs/
The struggle is real @realtonihammer! Your Grown Son Won’t Poop His Pants (And Other Things To Stop Worrying About) ow.ly/PWbUG
Were you lucky enough to attend #BlogHer15 this year? How did NRG help you while you were there? Share your story with #NRGPowersMe #bh #ad
Too bad @OutNumbMother wasn't with me at Chick-fil-A last week: Summer Mother and the Indoor Play Place ow.ly/PSVaB #BabyCesspool
This is my kind of house-hunting! It’s also why I LOVE @FoxyWinePocket. LMAO! ow.ly/PQqqY #TryBeforeYouBuy #RealtorNightmares
How did I miss this, @KimZapata? Thanks for that! ;-) Feature Friday: Parenting Blogs sunshineandspoiledmilk.com/2015/06/12/fea…
Are you guilty of giving artificial consent? I’m up on @GoodMenProject today talking about why you should stop. ow.ly/PNHY2
I am one bottle of tequila away from being a better parent.
#BlogHer15 attendees are getting street charged with #NRGPowersMe charging stations and you can, too! goo.gl/y0PwD1 #ad #bh
Get your #SimplyAmerican makeover and free samples on @AlmayCosmetics Tour Bus in Kansas City 7/17-7/18 simplyamerican.almay.com/# #ad #bh
I wish that kindness would make a comeback.
“My brain is sweating.”
Oh, Elvis... You so crazzzzzzy! NebraskaRoadTrip instagram.com/p/5DZIcvHxFb/
A 1k mile drive to Nebraska doesn't seem that bad when you consider the alternative. Thanx for the reminder @PunkWife ow.ly/PusXe
The ONLY person I would ever drive 999 miles for! #NebraskaRoadTrip instagram.com/p/5A9vNmnxGg/
Just passed a guy in a Honda Civic wearing driving gloves if you were wondering what stupid looks like.
Nebraska here we come!
Number 19 hurts my soul. And my lady bits: 20 Things Easier Than Rationalizing With a 4-year-old ow.ly/PrzKJ via @OutNumbMother
So THIS just happened.
I can probably think of another 200! | Ten Reasons Why Sleepovers Suck, A Cautionary Tale via @FoxyWinePocket ow.ly/Po3Y0
Who let the dog out? No, seriously. Who let the fucking dog out?!
I finally added an “about me” page on my site. What do ya’ll think... Too much? ow.ly/2btVnG
What's that you say? @sassypiehole is going to be in ANOTHER book? WHAAA?! "What's a Mother to Do?" Follow @monkeystarpress to find out!
I don't think I would do this for any OTHER reason than #6: 10 Reasons You Should Have a Second Baby via @ramblinma ow.ly/Pkrx8
F*ck birthday parties, but if you're gonna throw one, here's how to do it right: bit.ly/1ur9K3a | Courtesy of @SamPsychMeds
How to avoid being an asshole after a long hard day. #WalkTheF*ingDog #DontBeAnAsshole #SorryNotSorry ow.ly/Pg6R0
I have an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other. I'm also deaf in one ear.
It's like they are speaking pig latin. ;-) twitter.com/SOSsitter/stat…
According to my daughter, nothing I say makes any sense and I'm okay with that.
Leave it to @hbombmom to think outside of the box: A VAGINA DECLARES ITS INDEPENDENCE ow.ly/PegFv #MomFunny #4thofJuly
NRG is focused on powering people on-the-go, and this year they will be at #BlogHer15! #NRGPowersMe #ad #bh goo.gl/y0PwD1
F*ck you, Monday.
By sharing I’m supporting the women of the U.S. military & the USO #SIMPLYAMERICAN bit.ly/1G4fXfD #ad #bh




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