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samantha ronson
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The drunk guy next to me is trying to text while falling asleep & accidentally playing videos on his phone that startle him awake. Bless.
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Photo: I’d do anything for these chicks! @samantharonson @wyntergordon @translucentbrownsugar @JheneAiko... tmblr.co/ZbXdAy1OzsegA
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Myself @sebchew @lilyallen & special guest will be @ShyFX's Digital Soundboy stage 4PM MONDAY: CARNIVAL.
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It's when things are at their worst, most challenging & scary that we must check IN, not check out. #apathykillers #scarynewscycle
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Mad hatters tonight in Atlantic City at MUR.MUR @borgatanightlife! Who's gonna be there? #atlanticcity #murmur
Waiting for @djvice with the mayor #slsvegas
Vegas with @beatsmusic and @skamartist πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰ #slsvegas #beatsmusic #sayersclubVegas
Just saw Melissa McCarthy at the airport and I was too star struck to tell her she’s amazing or kidnap her and make her my pet. So lame.
I never thought I would actually do this, but I did and so can you. No gum, no e 🚬, no nothing. Just this! #stopsmokingstartliving
Make sure you go and see the coolest, sexiest movie of the summer in 3D w my friend @jessicaalba #SinCity #ADameToKillFor in theaters now!
You can buy a "short" size at Starbucks if you're low on money or just need a small coffee.
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Tom Petty for long car rides, Ryan Adams when you can't sleep, Willie when you need to do some thinking 🎧
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If you have an idea for a new food at Taco Bell, they will try to make it for you if they have the ingredients.
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"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful." Hate me because I just said "don't hate me because i'm beautiful."
In any case, I want to live in a world where a chicken can cross the road without anybody questioning its motives.
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Sitting here thinking how cruel it is that the word "lisp" has an "s" in it.
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Just had a cupcake for lunch because I can. #boutthatlife
gawker.com/ferguson-commi… as a buddhist who supports open lines of communication to foster peace I wish Sean Hannity would eat a bag of dicks.
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I never should have signed that 10 year rental agreement for this stupid flagpole. Fuck the pole lease
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Anyone ever notice how the word "opinion" looks like "onion", and how if you cut into either, people start crying?
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#regram @kidadajonesog - follow her. She's finally on Instagram, just in time to spread love light and wisdom when we all need it the most. And she's the coolest person I've ever known. πŸ’žπŸ”₯πŸ‘­ if you don't know, now you know! #kidadajonesROCKS