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Rufus Hound
So, so important, this, folks: YOU DON'T NEED A POLLING CARD TO VOTE. Just turn up and give your name and address.
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Haven't had a tash for two years, now.
Apple should have stuck with tradition and provided a free superiority complex with the iPhone 6.
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That was amazing. I just a no/yes debate between 2 guys in George Square. Both really going for it. And then they hugged at the end <3
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Queen👸 RT@BuzzFeedd: 17 Reasons You Should Celebrate Amy Poehler’s Birthdaybzfd.it/1DfqzF0zpic.twitter.com/vg45EUt4FQQ
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So Clive James is dying and writing poems about it, e.g. this one, which, jesus fucking christ pic.twitter.com/Mw3E3MYHXm (via @kesleeman)
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Sagan's Pale Blue Dot - for me, the finest piece on the dangers of seeing the small picture youtube.com/watch?v=wupToq… (via @mjrobbins )
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Huge congrats to @garywilmotactor and @bonnie_langford tonight! You were amazing! Welcome to the @ScoundrelsUK family xxx
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Funny how media are highlighting NHS privatisation in context of #indyref debate. Hardly a mention whilst Lansley's #HealthBill was enacted
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Amazing night at @ForbiddenBwayUK last night. Congrats to the entire superb cast & @MenChocFactory on another great show. Hilarious stuff.
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If the Yes campaign wins it, I suggest the rest of us get off our arses and get around to overhauling our shite political system.
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I'll be staging a version of Experimental (the show with no performer) at the next Science Museum late sciencemuseum.org.uk/visitmuseum/pl…
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If you’re around on 22nd I’m recording my stand-up DVD and need an audience… wegottickets.com/event/289620
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Londoners..we're looking for a party venue for a Sunday night in/around Soho/Covent Garden to hold 100 people..any ideas? X
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Here's the very first Punk Science publicity photo, see if you can name any of the original line-up pic.twitter.com/YkgL10feEk
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@mandymiller123 @RufusHound "We can afford NHS".It's been in surplus 4 last 5 yrs & Treasury has clawed back billions pic.twitter.com/GHV1lOzEVY
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Wow, Lindsey Anne Cooper! Your CMV Manchester ball last night has raised over £4300 for CMV Action UK! This is... fb.me/3fB2dUEGz
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No more bets on worst kit ever please people, we have a winner... pic.twitter.com/Fd5kZd1FlD
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New hardtail w/seat, new tire and cleaned up wheel. This is the back half of @RufusHound bike...roughly #bobber pic.twitter.com/tcPHSMBMuc
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Well, at least now he's free, Oscar Pistorius can finally break his chilling silence on the matter of Scottish Independence.
If only he'd accidentally killed all the people in the restaurant then he'd have been innocent on that one too. #lessonlearned
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Lesson I've learned is that if I am going to fire a gun in South Africa, make sure no one is around or if anyone is that they get killed.
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You'll know the UK is desperate to sway the vote if a ton of heroin floods into Scotland this week.
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They've given Pistorius bail?! Of all the people who could do a runner...
Yay he got bail! South Africa where anything is possible!
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If he did not foresee that the bullets would cause injury then why did he bother firing.Did he think the gun fired sugar puffs/haribo
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Thank god for the bankers warning us about the dangers of a No vote in the referendum. Unbiased information from people we can trust.
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@RufusHound 'Who's a very clever province? YOU are! Yes you are. Yes you are.' *fusses Scotland's ears*
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@RufusHound It's quite obvious really. Chance to fuck off ALL of Westminster=massive turnout. Choose 1 from 3 of Westminster Elite=low one.
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So what have we learnt from the #OscarPistorius trial? Always leave your bathroom door open when having a night time poo. #dear
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This is what Steve Jobs said about letting his children use iPads i100.io/uFdStPB pic.twitter.com/jioVyo2xeA
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#IndyRef If "NO" does win out and Cam&Co get smug about it, remember they are burning the NHS down with 35% of the popular vote...
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Well done Scotland, for showing us how to be engaged in politics ind.pn/1qMqJi8 pic.twitter.com/8MIJTjkEQr
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The next RT may be the most patronising tweet I've ever seen.
Whoah... well, it's definitely less than five. Damn.
How many muscle relaxants can you take before you shit yourself?
WE COULDVE BEEN ANYTHING WE WANTED TO BE WITH ALL THE TALENT WE HAD pic.twitter.com/AsmVAmmH53
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And for no reason whatsoever here's the Mona Lisa with Marty Feldman's eyes. pic.twitter.com/5hcCrvMJkJ
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Listening to PHOX by PHOX. Absolutely gorgeous. Get some. - play.google.com/music/m/Bgrpue…
Jeremy Hunt accused of ‘dishonesty’ by doctor over London A&E closures. standard.co.uk/news/jeremy-hu… We could do with a few more docs to stand up
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The judge announces a lunch break during the Pistorius trial. Everyone in the courtroom is too scared to use the restroom.
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