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rob corddry
3 slices microwaved American chz. Spoon. “@linzkraft: yummy! also #coolerranchdoritos & a napkin. I’d wipe off the cool. Really the er”
Oh man, I know what you're doing after school from now on! Childrens Hospital is running WEEKDAYS on TBS 3:30pm @tbsveryfunny
Don't NOT watch Newsreaders premiere tonight on @adultswim at Midnight!
Listen up! Newsreaders Season 2 premieres tomorrow night, Thurs at Midnight on @adultswim w/ @thealisonbecker @kumailn @alan_tudyk & more...
Eye candy RT @AuntieQs: @robcorddry ...What kind of candy are you handing out for Halloween?? 🎃👻🍫
You are the only one of your friends who hasn't seen this trailer for HTTM2! #NSFW bit.ly/1sXGIuL
Ever brush your teeth right after reading something? RT @stoya: ever blow someone whose cock tastes so good yr reluctant 2 brush yr teeth...
All ints should be like this RT @flula gets down w/zombies. Literally. youtube.com/watch?v=LhmU-v… @NicholasHoult @tez_palmer @robcorddry
January or Feb I think. Best season yet! RT @Casablanca33: when are we getting the new season of Children's Hospital good sir?
Only heard @edhelms play banjo in your tiny Daily Show office? Enjoy it in the new @acehotel LA theater space 10/10: htl.li/CwcCj
NEWSREADERS! Season 2, is happening! 10/23 at midnight. Now look at this trailer, sucka! bit.ly/1BIXjmv
Belichick: “We have to play better, perform better, coach better, be bitter”
#ChildrensHospital S6 editing note from @davidwain: “Move that fart three frames to the right”
He hit send. RT @LukeGroundFlyer: ey yo rob. when,s the nekst chil hsop out? can i b on th show n i catch a football n u giv me hig five?
NEWSREADERS premieres on Adult Swim, 10/23 at Midnight, now with EXTRA @DavidHasselhoff! avc.lu/1rhDT5k
Trailer! RT @TheWrap: #EXCLUSIVE: @MarkDuplass-@robcorddry Indie Web Series Sells to Vimeo & FilmBuff bit.ly/1qLAz4M
Thanks BC! Go Jets RT @bobbycannavale: @RobRiggle you n @robcorddry made me laaaaaaugh during pregame today. Go Jets.
If @VirginAtlantic DOESN'T hire @mitchgoldich for this: bit.ly/ZhmqRm you'd be an A-hole not to hire him for SOMETHING. #USSP14
LOVE Pete Holmes RT @peteholmes: ...@robcorddry makes it weird! So funny, and GOOD N DEEP, y'all. Good. And. Deeeep. nerdist.com/pepisode/you-m…
If @VirginAtlantic DOESN'T hire @mitchgolditch for this: bit.ly/ZhmqRm you'd be an A-hole not to hire him for SOMETHING. #USSP14
Trying to decide if it would be more fun to hangout with @DavidKoechner or @robcorddry Not that either one would hang with me, but still.
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Chest hair and high octave arena rock for a great public school. If you're in LA Friday PM: bit.ly/1sfJ8Vx #rockiselementary
They're not 'that guy, from that thing'—they're real people you know. A PSA on behalf of character actors everywhere: ow.ly/A4W28
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This shit happened at Comic-Con: bit.ly/1nTXhos
New Guided By Voices video up starring @thebrianhuskey and myself as the legendary 60's folk duo "Pollard & Sprout"! bit.ly/1oUPXug
Living a dream as myself, Rich Fulcher and @robcorddry shoot a video for #guidedbyvoices. (The dream… instagram.com/p/ntWLe6kAqG/
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A tight striped dress goes best with flats and women’s asses.
I just want to be a better Mama!
I'm going to read amzn.to/1e8B2sy ...feel bad about myself, do a few of the things within, and then feel better. Thanks @AliciaSilv!
There's a chance NERDHQ won't be at Comic-con this year? Say FUCK THAT here: IWantMyNerdHQ.com
My favorite show, the "Mad Men" of lizard/snake/bug hunting travel TV, Dom's Wild Things, premieres tonight on BBC America! @DomsWildThings
Vote for @J_Goldstein! His radio show Wiretap is pitted against something not as good as Wiretap! bit.ly/1p3qcDq
Don't lie, but be careful with total honesty. And knives. RT @_x_MIA_x_: if someone asked u 2 give a piece of advice, what would u say