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rob corddry
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I just want to be a better Mama!
I'm going to read amzn.to/1e8B2sy ...feel bad about myself, do a few of the things within, and then feel better. Thanks @AliciaSilv!
There's a chance NERDHQ won't be at Comic-con this year? Say FUCK THAT here: IWantMyNerdHQ.com
My favorite show, the "Mad Men" of lizard/snake/bug hunting travel TV, Dom's Wild Things, premieres tonight on BBC America! @DomsWildThings
Vote for @J_Goldstein! His radio show Wiretap is pitted against something not as good as Wiretap! bit.ly/1p3qcDq
Don't lie, but be careful with total honesty. And knives. RT @_x_MIA_x_: if someone asked u 2 give a piece of advice, what would u say
Music-liking folk who want their brains to feel good need to come to terms w/ Dawn of Midi. @Radiolab short on them: wny.cc/1eBnYM3
Walked past @robcorddry and he looked just as pissed about the rain and cold in Austin as I was. #SXSW
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Flight attendant asked a soldier in the exit row if he was prepared to assist in an emergency. There isn’t a surprise ending to this story.
Christmas Day RT @Craigrants: @robcorddry when is "Hot Tub Time Machine2" coming out?
Be careful with oblong shaped pills, when you drop them they bounce weirdly. And kill children well.
My hero is Matthew McConaughey when he’s old enough to regret that speech
McConaughey Holding 2% Edge With 85% Of Precincts Reporting #Oscars
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Y not u spell hole wrds? @BaggofSwagg: @robcorddry y u such a cock
Whoopi Goldberg is… terrificable (terrifically terrible). BTW, I had to make my kids’ lunch so I’m behind. BBTW, I’m a great dad.
Jared, watch the hands!
Yes, I’m nominated for “best best friend of a handsome guy” RT @stulindenjunior: @robcorddry Hey are you there at the #Oscars
Congrats to @SteveMartinToGo on his honorary #Oscar. Thanks for inspiring us
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The sound guy lost his mind when Darlene Love started singing.
Long road to that “is everyone hungry”? joke.