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rob corddry
You are the only one of your friends who hasn't seen this trailer for HTTM2! #NSFW
Ever brush your teeth right after reading something? RT @stoya: ever blow someone whose cock tastes so good yr reluctant 2 brush yr teeth...
All ints should be like this RT @flula gets down w/zombies. Literally.… @NicholasHoult @tez_palmer @robcorddry
January or Feb I think. Best season yet! RT @Casablanca33: when are we getting the new season of Children's Hospital good sir?
Only heard @edhelms play banjo in your tiny Daily Show office? Enjoy it in the new @acehotel LA theater space 10/10:
NEWSREADERS! Season 2, is happening! 10/23 at midnight. Now look at this trailer, sucka!
Belichick: “We have to play better, perform better, coach better, be bitter”
#ChildrensHospital S6 editing note from @davidwain: “Move that fart three frames to the right”
He hit send. RT @LukeGroundFlyer: ey yo rob. when,s the nekst chil hsop out? can i b on th show n i catch a football n u giv me hig five?
NEWSREADERS premieres on Adult Swim, 10/23 at Midnight, now with EXTRA @DavidHasselhoff!
Trailer! RT @TheWrap: #EXCLUSIVE: @MarkDuplass-@robcorddry Indie Web Series Sells to Vimeo & FilmBuff
Thanks BC! Go Jets RT @bobbycannavale: @RobRiggle you n @robcorddry made me laaaaaaugh during pregame today. Go Jets.
If @VirginAtlantic DOESN'T hire @mitchgoldich for this: you'd be an A-hole not to hire him for SOMETHING. #USSP14
LOVE Pete Holmes RT @peteholmes: ...@robcorddry makes it weird! So funny, and GOOD N DEEP, y'all. Good. And. Deeeep.…
If @VirginAtlantic DOESN'T hire @mitchgolditch for this: you'd be an A-hole not to hire him for SOMETHING. #USSP14
Trying to decide if it would be more fun to hangout with @DavidKoechner or @robcorddry Not that either one would hang with me, but still.
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Chest hair and high octave arena rock for a great public school. If you're in LA Friday PM: #rockiselementary
They're not 'that guy, from that thing'—they're real people you know. A PSA on behalf of character actors everywhere:
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This shit happened at Comic-Con:
New Guided By Voices video up starring @thebrianhuskey and myself as the legendary 60's folk duo "Pollard & Sprout"!
Living a dream as myself, Rich Fulcher and @robcorddry shoot a video for #guidedbyvoices. (The dream…
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A tight striped dress goes best with flats and women’s asses.
I just want to be a better Mama!
I'm going to read ...feel bad about myself, do a few of the things within, and then feel better. Thanks @AliciaSilv!
There's a chance NERDHQ won't be at Comic-con this year? Say FUCK THAT here:
My favorite show, the "Mad Men" of lizard/snake/bug hunting travel TV, Dom's Wild Things, premieres tonight on BBC America! @DomsWildThings
Vote for @J_Goldstein! His radio show Wiretap is pitted against something not as good as Wiretap!
Don't lie, but be careful with total honesty. And knives. RT @_x_MIA_x_: if someone asked u 2 give a piece of advice, what would u say
Music-liking folk who want their brains to feel good need to come to terms w/ Dawn of Midi. @Radiolab short on them:
Walked past @robcorddry and he looked just as pissed about the rain and cold in Austin as I was. #SXSW
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Flight attendant asked a soldier in the exit row if he was prepared to assist in an emergency. There isn’t a surprise ending to this story.
Christmas Day RT @Craigrants: @robcorddry when is "Hot Tub Time Machine2" coming out?
Be careful with oblong shaped pills, when you drop them they bounce weirdly. And kill children well.