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Michelle Burnett
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After learning that Dan and I have been dating about a year, the salesclerk asked if we were high school sweethearts. #babyfaces
Dan just sprayed bug killer and spread roach motels all over my apartment. Marriage can't come soon enough. @DanBagby
Looking for a "wedding reception venue." This one looks "suspicious." pic.twitter.com/l7TTUnLMrI
#tbt to that time I took a helicopter tour of downtown #austin and then My boyfriend proposed and then… instagram.com/p/siRP5wkMjB/
Melting Pot with @DanBagby. So much food. He rolled me home. It was sweet. #fiancé @ Melting Pot instagram.com/p/sbdtexEMvO/
Breakfast tacos, helicopter ride and proposals of marriage. #isaidyes #engaged #pauladean @ Austin… instagram.com/p/sV3CN8kMrI/
rrexpress game with my boyfrann. Even better when the tickets are free. #austin #rrexpress #baseball @… instagram.com/p/sQ4ORVkMuu/
Friends don't let friends post half-naked before and after weight loss pictures on Facebook
Tired losing weight the healthy way? This ad will teach u all you need to know about buying hormones off the internet pic.twitter.com/Yf5vGRiLeZ
Canceled my Sunday night programming to watch this on repeat. pic.twitter.com/0GsKFh9KTv
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I need someone who is a mom to explain to me the fad of cutesy pregnancy announcements. I feel like babies are pretty cute as-is.
Once at church I opened my eyes during prayer and saw Jesus riding around on a wolf making sure everyone’s eyes were closed.
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Walmart doesn't offer a lot of open check stands, but it does offer a lot of smells. #walmartguarantee #galveston
Even the mega wealthy can't pass up a good @Groupon pic.twitter.com/N0WfDPbDIR
Gluten free pumpkin pancakes with butter pecan sauce and Nutella. I'm dating Paula Dean. #diabetesinstagram.com/p/rQf06OkMtL/
While the 9-11-esque poster is definitely in poor taste, I'm most offended by the picture of the sweaty adult turtle. bbc.com/news/entertain…
The expression "make her my wife" always makes me feel like it's going to be a chloroform thing. #TheBachelorette
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Be assertive and ask for what you want. Unless you're a woman in the workplace and don't want people making cat noises at you.
Do I hate you because you're terrible? Or are you terrible because I hate you?
Rice Krispy treats are a good breakfast because cereal
I don't want to guess the gender of your baby.
Music & jewelry are meant to be shared! RT this to enter to win a #KSglamrocks tank & our Charlsea Pendant Necklace! pic.twitter.com/CcrFtEQKYH
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Some girl shaved her legs and then went crabbing and contracted a flesh eating bacteria.
"He texts me every day." "That's a good sign! He's watering the garden!" =Interpreting a match.com date.
"That is super acco-taco" is a cool thing I just heard some girl say
Other girls' girl talk is ridiculous.
Now, the moment you’ve been waiting for: The Lineup By Day & Single-Day Passes are HERE! aclfest.co/1zIK4nA pic.twitter.com/FEXDX4UnQU
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"The breakdown is when a woman doesn't know who she is. And she settles for less." --Dr. Mable John, in '20 Feet From Stardom'
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My first cake from the #wiltoncakes decorating class! This shiz is hard. #cakeselfiesweeps with @DanBagby instagram.com/p/qdG2SCkMkJ/
Pathway Program = inexpensive online degree that will make all your dreams come true.
Many of us came to church to discuss the gospel and feel the spirit, but, you know. I guess this is a thing too. #lds #singlesward 🔫
Sacrament meeting topic in the #singlesward is a sales pitch for the BYU Idaho Pathway Program. Most of us are college educated. #lds
Oh, you're in the elders quorum presidency? You must be impressive. Let's get married now. #singlesward #testimonymeeting #lds
"Are you sure you two are dating? Because you look like brother and sister." #notsure #kissingcousins #alcoholism
I think a good way to celebrate our nation's independence is to stop calling it 'Merica.
America. Also Germany. (@ Surfenburg at @Schlitterbahn New Braunfels) 4sq.com/VLrj3J
Super impressed with the customer service/social media peeps at @twice. Great experience getting help on an order. Love when that happens.