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Michelle Burnett
In heaven, you sit at a fancy table while 5-6 men bring you a continuous offering of Brazilian meats. @EstanciaAustin
NYC and SLC I'm coming for you and you better like it.
It's thundering a lot let's pray for the power to go out so I can go home.
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I'm at TXRD at the Palmer Events Center (Austin, TX) w/ 15 others
This is real life. #rollerderby danbagby thanks for the tickets do512! #austin #tx
Having a good time doing as many adventures in one day as possible #mauka for the win! #questival #cotopaxi #gearforgood @GearForGood #q173
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When you go to ask your coworker a question but you can't because he's asleep and then you post his pic on twitter
Nicolas Cage lost his virginity in New Orleans. We all heard that, right? #npr @NPR @MorningEdition
Game changer: 13 things you didn't know you could do on Spotify…
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When she said "direct from heaven," my husband said, "direct from your vagina." Again, I married right. #ldsconf
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The whisper-talking. The "tender mercies." This talk is too much for me. #LDSconf
We all know how to do this, right? It's literally a flat iron. #pinterest
I wonder how people knew General Conference was happening before there were mass facebook event invitations. #LDSconf
Time has really done a number on Tim Curry.
Dress rehearsal for The Gospel at Colonus. This music is incredible. (@ ZaCH Topfer Theatre w/ 2 others)
A lady just referred to me as "little girl." As in, "have that little girl turn the paper towel roll for you." #ivestillgotit
New Holiday: Someone uplug the internet on Apr 1 and call it Black Friday so no one is allowed to post crap like this
Always check to make sure your significant other isn't actually a huge weird creepy loser on twitter
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