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Michelle Burnett
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Friends don't let friends post half-naked before and after weight loss pictures on Facebook
Tired losing weight the healthy way? This ad will teach u all you need to know about buying hormones off the internet pic.twitter.com/Yf5vGRiLeZ
Canceled my Sunday night programming to watch this on repeat. pic.twitter.com/0GsKFh9KTv
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I need someone who is a mom to explain to me the fad of cutesy pregnancy announcements. I feel like babies are pretty cute as-is.
Once at church I opened my eyes during prayer and saw Jesus riding around on a wolf making sure everyone’s eyes were closed.
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Walmart doesn't offer a lot of open check stands, but it does offer a lot of smells. #walmartguarantee #galveston
Even the mega wealthy can't pass up a good @Groupon pic.twitter.com/N0WfDPbDIR
Gluten free pumpkin pancakes with butter pecan sauce and Nutella. I'm dating Paula Dean. #diabetesinstagram.com/p/rQf06OkMtL/
While the 9-11-esque poster is definitely in poor taste, I'm most offended by the picture of the sweaty adult turtle. bbc.com/news/entertain…
The expression "make her my wife" always makes me feel like it's going to be a chloroform thing. #TheBachelorette
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Be assertive and ask for what you want. Unless you're a woman in the workplace and don't want people making cat noises at you.
Do I hate you because you're terrible? Or are you terrible because I hate you?
Rice Krispy treats are a good breakfast because cereal
I don't want to guess the gender of your baby.
Music & jewelry are meant to be shared! RT this to enter to win a #KSglamrocks tank & our Charlsea Pendant Necklace! pic.twitter.com/CcrFtEQKYH
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Some girl shaved her legs and then went crabbing and contracted a flesh eating bacteria.