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Michelle Burnett
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Do I hate you because you're terrible? Or are you terrible because I hate you?
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Rice Krispy treats are a good breakfast because cereal
I don't want to guess the gender of your baby.
Music & jewelry are meant to be shared! RT this to enter to win a #KSglamrocks tank & our Charlsea Pendant Necklace! pic.twitter.com/CcrFtEQKYH
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Some girl shaved her legs and then went crabbing and contracted a flesh eating bacteria.
"He texts me every day." "That's a good sign! He's watering the garden!" =Interpreting a match.com date.
"That is super acco-taco" is a cool thing I just heard some girl say
Other girls' girl talk is ridiculous.
Now, the moment you’ve been waiting for: The Lineup By Day & Single-Day Passes are HERE! aclfest.co/1zIK4nA pic.twitter.com/FEXDX4UnQU
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"The breakdown is when a woman doesn't know who she is. And she settles for less." --Dr. Mable John, in '20 Feet From Stardom'
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My first cake from the #wiltoncakes decorating class! This shiz is hard. #cakeselfiesweeps with @DanBagby instagram.com/p/qdG2SCkMkJ/
Pathway Program = inexpensive online degree that will make all your dreams come true.
Many of us came to church to discuss the gospel and feel the spirit, but, you know. I guess this is a thing too. #lds #singlesward 🔫
Sacrament meeting topic in the #singlesward is a sales pitch for the BYU Idaho Pathway Program. Most of us are college educated. #lds
Oh, you're in the elders quorum presidency? You must be impressive. Let's get married now. #singlesward #testimonymeeting #lds
"Are you sure you two are dating? Because you look like brother and sister." #notsure #kissingcousins #alcoholism
I think a good way to celebrate our nation's independence is to stop calling it 'Merica.
America. Also Germany. (@ Surfenburg at @Schlitterbahn New Braunfels) 4sq.com/VLrj3J
Super impressed with the customer service/social media peeps at @twice. Great experience getting help on an order. Love when that happens.
#tbt to that time I was in NYC. I'd like to go back now thanks. @ Top Of The Rock NYC instagram.com/p/qAZ7gCkMtx/
Date ideas: 1) lie detector #check 2) I sit while 4 men pedal their butts off so I can enjoy the Belgium countryside pic.twitter.com/OhDm7lP4gh