Live in such a way, that if someone spoke badly of you, no one would believe it.
Sometimes sorry is not enough. Sometimes you actually have to change.
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
Is it rude to throw a breath mint in someone's mouth while they are talking?
A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult. (Proverbs 12:16)
To those who like to gossip about me: Thanks for thinking about me so often.
Sometimes no matter how much you want things to happen, all you can do is wait on God to make a move.
You are never too old to set another goal
I have been on Twitter for 4 Years, 7 Months, 3 Weeks, 3 Days, 3 Hours, 14 Minutes. howlonghavei.com #howlonghaveibeenontwitter
Never be fooled by who you see on the outside, because on the inside it's often a different story.
Sometimes the worst battle you fight is between what you know and what you feel.
Mothers will hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever.
I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday :)
Why Doesn’t God Always Heal the Sick? jesus.to/12gXV3C
RT to enter to win a copy of @Samuel_Storms
' new book, Tough Topics.
Watching amazing kite surfers in Hood River Oregon.
If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return my Monday.
Amazing day in the Couve! pic.twitter.com/SU4fesjDDj
God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. pic.twitter.com/Px17jTqWPC
just finished a Runtastic walking of 2.37 mi in 1h 07m with #Runtastic
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Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything.
I carry a knife, but it's just in case of cake.
Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
Just a reminder that you dont have to tell Facebook or Twitter goodnight...you can just shut up.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
just finished a Runtastic walking of 3.62 mi in 1h 25m with #Runtastic
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The ultimate test of faith is not how loudly you praise God in happy times but how deeply you trust him in dark times.
A pharisee is hard on others and easy on himself, but a spiritual man is easy on others and hard on himself. AW Towzer
: Heavenly Father, comfort those who lost loved ones; grant Your healing to all who hurt. Keep us safe tonight & always. Amen.
We can stand affliction better than we can prosperity, for in prosperity we
forget God. DL Moody
Is it ok to ask a very pregnant librarian if she's overdue?
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
Don't confuse God's patience with his final response
No man know how bad he is till he has tried very hard to be good. CS Lewis
Just like our bodies, our minds need exercise. That's why I think of jogging every morning.
I told you 15 million times not to exaggerate
great letter by @PastorMark
in response to our bro pastor @RickWarren
and family grief. Blessings to you pastor. pastormark.tv/2013/04/10/ric…
My heart breaks for @RickWarren
and his family. Prayers to all who knew and loved his son.
People may not appreciate you but God sees what is done in secret. If you are in Christ you are appreciated by Jesus Christ!
Cubs win, Cubs win, Cubs win!!! #gocubsgo #thiscouldbetheyear
End of the first Cubs 2 Pittsburgh 0 #gocubs #couldthisbetheyear
Sunday is Coming! Easter Services tomorrow at 9 & 11am, it's not too late to invite someone!
I just ousted Andrew S. as the mayor of KFC / A&W on @foursquare
Bought a hotdog and a coke at the Blazer game. With what I spent i could have bought 3 2 liters and 3 packs of hotdogs.
Love is not a feeling of happiness. Love is a willingness to sacrifice.
Today, many years ago, He rode a donkey not a horse. Peace is still the way He travels.
Monday is one of my favorite days of the week. My 7th favorite.
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