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Mark Felter
I'm no better than any1 & by God's grace He has protected me. I am sad 2 hear another pastor make unwise choices. Prayers 4 him & his family
My heart breaks for the hurt, wounded, or those that are no longer with us. Deepest prayers for all that are suffering. #Prayers4Paris
It's $22.70 with the discount
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you. #badjokefriday
Tried to take a picture of the fog, Mist. #badjokefriday
I went to the bank the other day and asked the banker to check my balance, so she pushed me! #badjokefriday
What's something red and bad for your teeth? A brick. #BadJokeFriday
Thank you for 40 years and letting me celebrate with you from Vancouver WA. #Willow40
My heart is full of emotions as I watch Willow Creeks 40th anniversary service I remember the early days at the theater very well. #willow40
Watching the live streaming of Willow Creeks 40th anniversary service at the United Center. My heart is moved. #willow40
finished #Walking (3.22mi / 1h 23m 59s / ave speed 2.86mph) view (via sportstracklive)
started #Walking watch live (via sportstracklive)
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.. #badjokefriday
"Wait on the Lord" is a constant refrain in the Psalms, and it is a necessary word, for God often keeps us waiting. JI Packer
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I have a heart of lion!!! Also a life time ban from the Portland zoo. #badjokefriday
Go, Cubs, go Go, Cubs, go Hey, Chicago, what do you say The Cubs are gonna win today #Cubs
A gold bar walks into a bar and the barman shouts, "AU get out of here!" #badjokefriday
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it. #BadJokeFriday
The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense. #BadJokeFriday
Check out MightyText - SMS from your computer using your current Android number! @MightyText
Not only do pastors and teachers need to understand theology in greater depth -- the whole church does as well.
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Think it's a good day for a hike.
What does a vegan zombie eat? Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!! #BadJokeFriday
I think I found a good dentist. At least the best dentist I've had. Dr Aadland in Vancouver.
I've always had a difficult relationship with my parents. When I was first born I hardly spoken to them for the 1st year. #BadJokeFriday
Daja Moo: The feeling you get when you heard this bull before. #BadJokeFriday
I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day #badjokefriday
Pavlov is sitting at a bar, when all of the sudden the phone rings… Pavlov gasps, "Oh crap, I forgot to feed the dogs." #BadJokeFriday
Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A: A nervous wreck #badjokefriday
Proud to be the 2,746th backer on @BackerKit for SilverAir Sock - Odorless Soc... | Thx @yathletics!
Made it to Chicago. Waiting for 303 taxi. Funny thing is I'm being to wake up.
In Minneapolis. 27 hours awake.
Been awake for 22 hours. Worked 12 of them. Now a 3 hours flight a 1 hour layover and then an hour flight to Chicago.
Flying out on a red eye to ORD. Moving my dad into an assisted living apartment. Not sure what this week will bring but God is good.
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In the last year exaggerations went up by a million percent.. #BadJokeFriday
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. #badjokefriday
I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places. #badjokefriday
In Jr. High my English teacher looked at my way and said "name 2 pronouns?" I said "who, me?" #badjokefriday
Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom? Because freedom rings. #badjokefriday
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you! #badjokefriday
Sermon prep time is hard work. But rewarding.
Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" Husband: "You have perfect eyesight." #BadJokeFriday
So Proud Of My Hawks!!!! #HawksWin
I think I held my held my breath the whole last 4 minutes. #ChicagoBlackhawks #GoHawks #NiceToBreathAgain
2 bats are hanging upside down on a branch. 1 asks the other, "what's your worst memory?" The other responds, "The day I had diarrhea!" #BJF
PS143.8Let me hear in the morning of your steadfast love, for in you I trust. Make me know the way I should go, for to you I lift up my soul

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