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Johnny Knoxville
movies actor comedian screen writing 1,452,893 followers
Very happy to meet @TimGunn tonight at Chelsea Lately finale. pic.twitter.com/N6Ur1B0FWY
Well I wouldn't call him a champion, but I "wood" say he's up and coming. Hey hoooo... pic.twitter.com/obPdoaBzkE
Have you ever heard of goddamn knocking?!! pic.twitter.com/UJOVx3qhOt
ge·nius Pronunciation: \ˈjēn-yəsFunction: noun 1. Wearing a t-shirt of your last mugshot in your newest mugshot. htpic.twitter.com/ETuNS7jlDZ
Today I helped my friend, Paramount Pictures Chairman & CEO Brad Grey take the #ALSIceBucketChallenge #BradGrey youtube.com/watch?v=eC3HPL…
Honey it's not what you think, the hippos are just doing it doggie style,that's all. pic.twitter.com/1CQNX6PrLL
This is awesome. She is not even pretending to go for the ball. pic.twitter.com/C2SP4y1Bfi
Wring out the cat and wash the clothes;) pic.twitter.com/MSIkUXPcmF
Maybe they should have re-thought naming this one.😬pic.twitter.com/O4vHUD3mxyy
Smith's actual slogan in the 1928 presidential election. "Wet dreams" referred to repealing prohibition. And jizz.💦pic.twitter.com/ZfKT48XVwSS
They didn't call Grandpa "Ol' Horsenuts McNichol" for nothin'. Had to walk with a wheelbarrow everywhere he went. pic.twitter.com/0YuKoBXgdZ
The only thing that I know about this politician is that hehas a big honkin' horsecock on his campaign poster. 🐎�pic.twitter.com/ZSAGWDIzdcdc
New fav person- Frisco jogger uses app that maps her route so she purposely runs in patterns that look like a dick.👍pic.twitter.com/BtMa15ewxhh
Just the fact that they had to post this sign makes me very happy. 🐊�pic.twitter.com/iJmL1BuFE5E5
My back is killing me where can I get some relief? And by relief I mean a 1/4 pound of lube. 💦�pic.twitter.com/xn5AyAQNrprp
His buddy just left with the hottest girl in the bar and this is why. #takingonefortheteam #jumpingonthegrenade 💣pic.twitter.com/D8gpUBKWwCC
I hope this doctor isn't treating erectile dysfunction, cuz he can't even keep his sign up.🍜pic.twitter.com/R16VgR454ss
I voiced Leonardo in the new #TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles movie. Check it out this Friday August 8th!!Knox yahoo.com/movies/teenage…