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Johnny Knoxville
I was going to say something about the Poo Poo Platter but thought I would take the high road. pic.twitter.com/IXDzHFhjCN
I thought I liked the sign until i saw the socks. pic.twitter.com/VMYis1LlfF
No wonder Starfish can reproduce asexually, with 5 tallywhackers for arms who couldn't?!! #thatlookslikeadick pic.twitter.com/HBTLeeMaAf
A trash can with low self esteem is a bit redundant. pic.twitter.com/O8jqopdWSV
Winner of Best Trick at the Nacogdoches Rodeo is Ida Farmbluth with the Inverted Stank Plank. pic.twitter.com/KbUUZnyguW
From the front he looks like the invisible man, from the side just an idjit' wearing the world's worst welding mask. pic.twitter.com/8SiVPOkdvL
U of Arizona please reinstate SAE because I had a ball. #nohardfeelings hngn.com/articles/45994…
Her ass looks like Barney the Dinosaur's mouth eating the pole. pic.twitter.com/Q5rU895xwN
Some asshole really went out of there way to landscape this. 😄#thatlookslikeadickcpic.twitter.com/RNyjj9aHI2I2
Sometimes trial and error is not the greatest way to test new inventions. Whoops! pic.twitter.com/Fv8xSWMjBH
Congratulations to @WWE on15 years of #Smackdown! #Smackdown15 #WWE, wahoo and way to go. & @ZackRyder,high five!! pic.twitter.com/XvnisIbkgU
Coat hanger placement fail, aisle 3!! I just hope this isn't all part of the same promotion. pic.twitter.com/KAnPqznQFY
Everyone in this pic looks pissed about Biden grabbing W.C. Field's kneecap. pic.twitter.com/zxGaRQTjym
Spider-Man slings some really ropey webs. pic.twitter.com/pgsnGpHcP6
One of the more creative OD's I have ever seen. pic.twitter.com/xnCuFUOu30
From Beijing airport. So happy the city is abbreviated BJ. Lets just hope this shirt doesn't come in kids sizes. pic.twitter.com/t5m9sKYtJI
"Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun. But mama ,that's where the fun is." -Blinded by the Light- pic.twitter.com/hTvq2CUTjN
Nothing makes a good kid's slide like a prolapsed elephant's colon. pic.twitter.com/uxDTBZwfuz
In the elephant world you can't get any closer than this. This is definitely best bro' status. pic.twitter.com/prfhPZKdBP
Malaysian newspaper converts 50 Cent into their local money. "1.50 Ringitt" just doesn't have quite the pizzaz. pic.twitter.com/4rcb9Pstzr
Just a little pinch between your cheek(s) and gums." pic.twitter.com/gFOZgxkw92
Very happy to meet @TimGunn tonight at Chelsea Lately finale. pic.twitter.com/N6Ur1B0FWY
Well I wouldn't call him a champion, but I "wood" say he's up and coming. Hey hoooo... pic.twitter.com/obPdoaBzkE
Have you ever heard of goddamn knocking?!! pic.twitter.com/UJOVx3qhOt
ge·nius Pronunciation: \ˈjēn-yəsFunction: noun 1. Wearing a t-shirt of your last mugshot in your newest mugshot. htpic.twitter.com/ETuNS7jlDZ
Today I helped my friend, Paramount Pictures Chairman & CEO Brad Grey take the #ALSIceBucketChallenge #BradGrey youtube.com/watch?v=eC3HPL…
Honey it's not what you think, the hippos are just doing it doggie style,that's all. pic.twitter.com/1CQNX6PrLL
This is awesome. She is not even pretending to go for the ball. pic.twitter.com/C2SP4y1Bfi
Wring out the cat and wash the clothes;) pic.twitter.com/MSIkUXPcmF
Maybe they should have re-thought naming this one.😬pic.twitter.com/O4vHUD3mxyy
Smith's actual slogan in the 1928 presidential election. "Wet dreams" referred to repealing prohibition. And jizz.💦pic.twitter.com/ZfKT48XVwSS
They didn't call Grandpa "Ol' Horsenuts McNichol" for nothin'. Had to walk with a wheelbarrow everywhere he went. pic.twitter.com/0YuKoBXgdZ
The only thing that I know about this politician is that hehas a big honkin' horsecock on his campaign poster. 🐎�pic.twitter.com/ZSAGWDIzdcdc
New fav person- Frisco jogger uses app that maps her route so she purposely runs in patterns that look like a dick.👍pic.twitter.com/BtMa15ewxhh
Just the fact that they had to post this sign makes me very happy. 🐊�pic.twitter.com/iJmL1BuFE5E5
My back is killing me where can I get some relief? And by relief I mean a 1/4 pound of lube. 💦�pic.twitter.com/xn5AyAQNrprp