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Johnny Knoxville
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Love is in the air at the Nairobi wedding chapel. 😧
Frida Kahlo when she played for the Dodgers.
Doing another drunk history tonight. It may be on right now in the east. Tonight I work with my friend @pattonoswalt!
This bull is really going out of his way to be a dick. Bravo.
Megumi Igarashi,was arrested n japan 4 giving a 3Dscan of her vagina 2 people so they could make a boat out of it. 🎌�
The fine print reads,"the floors r not designed to handle" it, & tuition will b raised due 2 excessive floor stains.πŸ˜‚
I just drank a 12 pack of these and don't feel a thing. 🎌
Using a buttplug for a wine cork is resourceful & infuses your merlot with a nice mustardy bouquet.
"A Boy Named Sue" was initially written about this guy. (Thanks for pic @seancliver)
I'm going to go out on a limb and say this is Russia. πŸ‘
No wonder little miss muffet liked sitting on her tuffets.
Definitive proof that Angela does in fact fart sunshine.πŸ’¨
This is why u you shouldn't wear jock straps on your chest.
This was the last time little Timmy got to work the fire hose.
RIP James Garner. What a legend. ❀️
wow, no comment really needed on this gem of a baseball card.πŸ‘Œ
There's drunk, and then there's using a slice of pizza as a pillow drunk. BravoπŸ‘
This reminds me of the Jungle Book when the boy Mowgli is standing at the end of a line of elephants trying to fit in
Damn thrilled to be playing Johnny Cash on Drunk History tonight on Comedy Central at 10pm. Wahoo!!
Sheesh, I didn't know "polishing the helmet" was even a penalty. Must have been some game.
Tommy Ramone R.I.P. ❀️❀️❀️