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Johnny Knoxville
Just a little pinch between your cheek(s) and gums."
Very happy to meet @TimGunn tonight at Chelsea Lately finale.
Well I wouldn't call him a champion, but I "wood" say he's up and coming. Hey hoooo...
Have you ever heard of goddamn knocking?!!
ge·nius Pronunciation: \ˈjēn-yəsFunction: noun 1. Wearing a t-shirt of your last mugshot in your newest mugshot.
Today I helped my friend, Paramount Pictures Chairman & CEO Brad Grey take the #ALSIceBucketChallenge #BradGrey…
Honey it's not what you think, the hippos are just doing it doggie style,that's all.
This is awesome. She is not even pretending to go for the ball.
Wring out the cat and wash the clothes;)
Maybe they should have re-thought naming this one.😬
Smith's actual slogan in the 1928 presidential election. "Wet dreams" referred to repealing prohibition. And jizz.💦
They didn't call Grandpa "Ol' Horsenuts McNichol" for nothin'. Had to walk with a wheelbarrow everywhere he went.
The only thing that I know about this politician is that hehas a big honkin' horsecock on his campaign poster. 🐎�
New fav person- Frisco jogger uses app that maps her route so she purposely runs in patterns that look like a dick.👍
Just the fact that they had to post this sign makes me very happy. 🐊�
My back is killing me where can I get some relief? And by relief I mean a 1/4 pound of lube. 💦�
His buddy just left with the hottest girl in the bar and this is why. #takingonefortheteam #jumpingonthegrenade 💣
I hope this doctor isn't treating erectile dysfunction, cuz he can't even keep his sign up.🍜
I voiced Leonardo in the new #TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles movie. Check it out this Friday August 8th!!Knox…
Believe me I asked and she swears it's a "water pistol."
If the upstairs looks like this, I can only imagine what the downstairs looks like. 🙈
Today in Holy F-ing Shit. My friend just sent this pic of my wax figure in Pigeon Forge,Tn. Terrible. Ha ha ha..
Love is in the air at the Nairobi wedding chapel. 😧
Frida Kahlo when she played for the Dodgers.
Doing another drunk history tonight. It may be on right now in the east. Tonight I work with my friend @pattonoswalt!
This bull is really going out of his way to be a dick. Bravo.
Megumi Igarashi,was arrested n japan 4 giving a 3Dscan of her vagina 2 people so they could make a boat out of it. 🎌�
The fine print reads,"the floors r not designed to handle" it, & tuition will b raised due 2 excessive floor stains.😂
I just drank a 12 pack of these and don't feel a thing. 🎌
Using a buttplug for a wine cork is resourceful & infuses your merlot with a nice mustardy bouquet.
"A Boy Named Sue" was initially written about this guy. (Thanks for pic @seancliver)
I'm going to go out on a limb and say this is Russia. 👍
No wonder little miss muffet liked sitting on her tuffets.
Definitive proof that Angela does in fact fart sunshine.💨
This is why u you shouldn't wear jock straps on your chest.
This was the last time little Timmy got to work the fire hose.
wow, no comment really needed on this gem of a baseball card.👌
There's drunk, and then there's using a slice of pizza as a pillow drunk. Bravo👍