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Johnny Knoxville
Very happy to meet @TimGunn tonight at Chelsea Lately finale. pic.twitter.com/N6Ur1B0FWY
Well I wouldn't call him a champion, but I "wood" say he's up and coming. Hey hoooo... pic.twitter.com/obPdoaBzkE
Have you ever heard of goddamn knocking?!! pic.twitter.com/UJOVx3qhOt
ge·nius Pronunciation: \ˈjēn-yəsFunction: noun 1. Wearing a t-shirt of your last mugshot in your newest mugshot. htpic.twitter.com/ETuNS7jlDZ
Today I helped my friend, Paramount Pictures Chairman & CEO Brad Grey take the #ALSIceBucketChallenge #BradGrey youtube.com/watch?v=eC3HPL…
Honey it's not what you think, the hippos are just doing it doggie style,that's all. pic.twitter.com/1CQNX6PrLL
This is awesome. She is not even pretending to go for the ball. pic.twitter.com/C2SP4y1Bfi
Wring out the cat and wash the clothes;) pic.twitter.com/MSIkUXPcmF
Maybe they should have re-thought naming this one.😬pic.twitter.com/O4vHUD3mxyy
Smith's actual slogan in the 1928 presidential election. "Wet dreams" referred to repealing prohibition. And jizz.💦pic.twitter.com/ZfKT48XVwSS
They didn't call Grandpa "Ol' Horsenuts McNichol" for nothin'. Had to walk with a wheelbarrow everywhere he went. pic.twitter.com/0YuKoBXgdZ
The only thing that I know about this politician is that hehas a big honkin' horsecock on his campaign poster. 🐎�pic.twitter.com/ZSAGWDIzdcdc
New fav person- Frisco jogger uses app that maps her route so she purposely runs in patterns that look like a dick.👍pic.twitter.com/BtMa15ewxhh
Just the fact that they had to post this sign makes me very happy. 🐊�pic.twitter.com/iJmL1BuFE5E5
My back is killing me where can I get some relief? And by relief I mean a 1/4 pound of lube. 💦�pic.twitter.com/xn5AyAQNrprp
His buddy just left with the hottest girl in the bar and this is why. #takingonefortheteam #jumpingonthegrenade 💣pic.twitter.com/D8gpUBKWwCC
I hope this doctor isn't treating erectile dysfunction, cuz he can't even keep his sign up.🍜pic.twitter.com/R16VgR454ss
I voiced Leonardo in the new #TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles movie. Check it out this Friday August 8th!!Knox yahoo.com/movies/teenage…
Believe me I asked and she swears it's a "water pistol." pic.twitter.com/JbWy3Cwv1p
If the upstairs looks like this, I can only imagine what the downstairs looks like. 🙈pic.twitter.com/1ukOLXu3jrr
Today in Holy F-ing Shit. My friend just sent this pic of my wax figure in Pigeon Forge,Tn. Terrible. Ha ha ha.. pic.twitter.com/CkCqL47TIu
Love is in the air at the Nairobi wedding chapel. 😧pic.twitter.com/TVnfgM2Fygg
Frida Kahlo when she played for the Dodgers. pic.twitter.com/MmEuvkUKY7
Doing another drunk history tonight. It may be on right now in the east. Tonight I work with my friend @pattonoswalt! pic.twitter.com/3B2RIv4XBM
This bull is really going out of his way to be a dick. Bravo. pic.twitter.com/9BB9aVcrhR
Megumi Igarashi,was arrested n japan 4 giving a 3Dscan of her vagina 2 people so they could make a boat out of it. 🎌�pic.twitter.com/vcPyV5D1sXsX
The fine print reads,"the floors r not designed to handle" it, & tuition will b raised due 2 excessive floor stains.😂pic.twitter.com/0z01IyVDwxx
I just drank a 12 pack of these and don't feel a thing. 🎌 Hiccuppic.twitter.com/tOuvP5QxJ55
Using a buttplug for a wine cork is resourceful & infuses your merlot with a nice mustardy bouquet. pic.twitter.com/ImgPon9Tpx
"A Boy Named Sue" was initially written about this guy. (Thanks for pic @seancliver) pic.twitter.com/8IxuhgpdtO
I'm going to go out on a limb and say this is Russia. 👍pic.twitter.com/SZMIUpn5RRR
No wonder little miss muffet liked sitting on her tuffets. pic.twitter.com/LarwtbucWi
Definitive proof that Angela does in fact fart sunshine.💨pic.twitter.com/VCNMNUF2EAA
This is why u you shouldn't wear jock straps on your chest. pic.twitter.com/Jy3weJfI7x
This was the last time little Timmy got to work the fire hose. pic.twitter.com/02j3amZjs2
wow, no comment really needed on this gem of a baseball card.👌pic.twitter.com/Monm4Ipl7kk
There's drunk, and then there's using a slice of pizza as a pillow drunk. Bravo👍pic.twitter.com/Y8GpVMwhfPP
This reminds me of the Jungle Book when the boy Mowgli is standing at the end of a line of elephants trying to fit in pic.twitter.com/U7EtefhwBx