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Jeff Ross
television comedy comedians 635,673 followers
Had a crazy dream that @SarahKSilverman rubbed my belly at #Oddballfest and won an Emmy! Yay! Wahoo! #WeAreMiracles pic.twitter.com/XB5wFRB7mA
Ugh. It's 2014 and still no "Best Performance At A Roast" category at #VMA's or #Emmys. #equality
.@realjeffreyross is fighting to cure ALS. Now it's time to fight through some sit-ups. #icebucketchallenge whosay.com/l/Bbw95kA
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Thx to cousin Rona & @starbop for the challenge. Now I challenge all my followers to take off your clothes & get wet #ALSIceBucketChallenge
I accepted the #ALSIceBucketChallenge on stage last night at #Oddballfest Jones Beach. Here's the money shot. pikchur.com/afWM
@realjeffreyross Great job hosting #OddballFest and on showing your "innie" to the audience after your #IceBucketChallenge 😜
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@realjeffreyross SO MANY intermission HJ's in Hand job Hills right now #OddballFest
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Ladies and gentleman, @realjeffreyross will be your host for the hilarity tonight. Photo credit: @CorradoPhoto pic.twitter.com/wQy9crEGbM
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Hey Wantagh Oddballers! We got your set times for ya! pic.twitter.com/tVpxRqQ36k
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Thinking of accepting the ALS #IceBucketChallenge during #Oddballfest in NY tonite. Seems more fun than the Starbucks Hot Coffee Challenge.
Thanks Bridget! Xo RT @bridgeteverett @realjeffreyross @attell you guys are masters and i would watch you every night. thank you! xx
Wow delivery only took 4 yrs RT @BrianBenning2 @realjeffreyross hey RoastMaster check what arrived in the mail today. j.mp/1kYYETM
Shout out to fat people with tans!
Sympathy retweet RT @RachelFeinstein I'll B at Yuk Yuk's in Edmonton ths wknd, Aug 22 & 23! Get tix hre: j.mp/1nczY5P
Comedy is important and we need to laugh more than ever.
I wouldn't ____ you with _________'s ____.
@JohnStamos Happy Birthday! Don't worry we know a Plastic Surgeon who can easily make you look like a young John Stamos! Enjoy. We love you.
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