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Jeff Ross
Yes cousin! I hear it's BYOB - "Bring your own banjo". RT @johnrich Anybody comin to our album release party in LA this Wed? #nokiatheater
I hear SAN LOUIS OBISPO is lovely. Let's change all that this Saturday Oct. 4th 8PM at The Fremont Theatre. Tix: fb.me/75sBptHNW
Shout out to all @TheSimpsons fans who watched me on the season premiere last night. Sorry Krusty was such a bad sport. #everysimpsonsever
@realjeffreyross @TheSimpsons #everysimpsonsever In your honor I now call my testicles itchy and scratchy.
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Thanks for the honor Al! RT @AlJean .@TheSimpsons #everysimpsonsever Some great jokes by @realjeffreyross including a couple more to come!
Love ya too Marge! RT @MarjorieSimpson @realjeffreyross @TheSimpsons We've been trying but you keep coming back! ;) Love ya Jeff!
8pm! RT @ArtistsAthletes Wow - excited to see our friend the RoastMaster General @realjeffreyross on @TheSimpsons Season premiere tonight.
You go to a whole new level of awesome when you get Simpsonized! Congrats to @realjeffreyross on your guest spot on @TheSimpsons tonight!!
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Always lots of great food and hairy people @FeastofLA!
Me?? RT @TheSimpsons In the Season 26 premiere of #thesimpsons, the unthinkable happens: a Springfield resident dies: fox.tv/1vgfno3
Holy Crap! I roast Krusty The Clown on @TheSimpsons season premiere SUNDAY: YouTube Link: whosay.com/l/pfF9iMy whosay.com/l/Ngm9iMC
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Mind Blown!! Just saw @realjeffreyross at a home inspector conference in Indy!!! Great meeting you man! pic.twitter.com/f5ljbXrc3B
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George Clooney got married, Chelsea Clinton had a baby, and I'm in Indianapolis roasting a conference of home inspectors. #blessed
Wow I've been Simpsons-ized. I'm so honored and excited for @TheSimpsons season premiere this Sunday on Fox. #Krusty moby.to/dxdmx7
Headed to Indianapolis for a private gig with my cousin @Whats_Next_Ed. Any fun places to eat, drink, and sightsee? Love you all. 
.@realjeffreyross @TheComedyStore @RoastBattle that show fucking rocked me. It made me believe in LA comedy.
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Not surprised. AC/DC is older than electricity. RT @TIME AC/DC announce a new album along with Malcolm Young's retirement.
Here's a new trailer I'm not in for this movie I am in with @joshgad & @KevinHart4real RT @missthirlby #WeddingRinger j.mp/1uKfZzB
His name is Ring Tone. RT @THR Chinese Man Caught Smuggling Eight #apple #iPhone6 in His Underwear thr.cm/3urGCl
Listening to Kenny Chesney. Have a great show pal RT @BigKennyTV Hey Jeff!! What are you doing up?? :)) @alroker @meganmullins10 @bigandrich
Give @alroker a hug for me. RT @meganmullins10 I'll be on @TODAYshow this morn playing with Big & Rich, check it out! instagram.com/p/tXZ4uQE379/
Happy Roast Hashanah!
Roast Battle at The Comedy Store was magic tonight. Jeff Ross actually got Sam Kinison to show up. #YouHadToBeThere
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Thanks to @funnyordie @LiveNation, the comics, & the fans for a summer I'll never forget. #OddballFest moby.to/h4kzo5
Should be a funny @RoastBattle tonight at midnight @TheComedyStore in Hollywood. Our pal @moshekasher is back as judge. Free for fans.
RT @Variety It's official -- meet your new #TrueDetective stars moby.to/80qfi1
Any updates on the Idris Elba virus?
Not only speed roasting, but one-liners &guitar? @realjeffreyross is a master of comedy AND a big teddy bear of positive energy #OddballFest
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Heading to Houston's #OddballFest early to see @BrodyismeFriend + local comics on the sidestage starting at 5. Then I hit mainstage at 7pm.
@louisck @SarahKSilverman @realjeffreyross and all the other comedians were fucking HILARIOUS tonight. great show. #dallas #oddball
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Jeff Ross roasting volunteers. I'd watch three hours of this. #OddballFest pic.twitter.com/k8LkHvcOkm
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Hotel maid asks me, "Do you want your bed turned down? I say, "Turn down for what?!!"