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Jeff Ross
Hotel maid asks me, "Do you want your bed turned down? I say, "Turn down for what?!!"
San Luis Obispo, CA... Never heard of you either but I'm coming Saturday Oct. 4th 8PM at The Fremont Theatre
Back in CHICAGO RT @UpComedyClub The Roastmaster himself is coming in a few weeks. Get tix!
There is a @RoastBattle tonite at midnight at @TheComedyStore. Don't be a scared.
#IfIWokeUpWithAmnesia I'd probably make her breakfast.
DALLAS. THIS FRIDAY. #ODDBALLFEST Check out this fucking line-up.
I'd rather be stuck in a wheelchair than a Kanye concert. RT @billboard Kanye West Calls Out Fan in Wheelchair for Not Standing at Concert.
Love to you all for the birthday wishes. I'm such a lucky guy - especially when I get photobombed by Michael Bolton.
Jeff Ross roasting the crowd @ Funny Or Die Oddball Comedy Concert
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Fuck you Jen keeping me up all night listening to this. RT @JenKirkman BONUS EPISODE: ENTER TALKINGā€¦
I'm so mad!!!! Dave Chapelle and Jeff Ross made a surprise appearance at the verizon amphitheater the day after I was there. WTF?
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The roastmaster general @realjeffreyross made a surprise visit at #OddballFest and roast practiced a few peeps. Laughed my ass off!
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Forever stoned. RT @THR Amy Winehouse Statue Debuts in London
Me and the great Jeff Ross on stage at the Comedy Cellar this week
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It's @realjeffreyross's birthday, so of course L.A. is ROASTING!
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Happy Birthday @realjeffreyross Best wishes from the Netherlands!
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Happy Birthday to a guy who has taught me you have to have thick skin in Comedy & in Life.. @realjeffreyross
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@realjeffreyross I see you are retweeting celebrities/ppl you know wishing you happy birthday. I'm an average kid in Ohio - Happy birthday
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Happy birthday to the greatest Roast Master the one and only @realjeffreyross best wishes from Maracaibo, Venezuela
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Happy birthday to the sweetest Oddball out there, @realjeffreyross.
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happy 75th birthday to my very very old pal @realjeffreyross
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Love @attell @amyschumer @NYCComedyCellar for making me feel like the most beautiful girl in the world last night.
Oh shit I almost forgot it's 9/11! #NeverForget
Holy shit LA WEEKLY wrote a cover story about @RoastBattle. RT @julieseabaugh Fight Club for Comedians
So happy that two of my hero comics are premiering films they wrote & directed at Toronto Fiilm Festival. Kudos @chrisrock & Jon Stewart.
San Luis Obispo! RT @SLOFEST Jeff Ross Saturday Oct. 4th 8PM at The Fremont Theatre in San Luis Obispo, CA..
I hope nobody ever releases surveillance video of me picking my nose on an elevator and wiping it on the buttons.
Another day spent whackin off to Ice Bucket Challenge Videos. ī„…
She definetly got the sad, funny, epic, elegant send off she dreamed of. Long live Joan Rivers.
Yes @nerdist I recall it all. Love to the fans in Salt Lake City for making the 1st ever comedy show in the rain fun.
Hey @realjeffreyross remember when we were on stage in Auburn, Washington last night? This picture will help.ā€¦
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