My friend @nikkiglaser has a new sex themed show premiering tonight on @comedycentral. I saw a screening last night. It's hilarious - especially if you have a 👣 fetish which I do.
I woke up a little hungover this morn laying next to some strange puss. She won't even tell me her name.
Me and my nephew Mitchell watching the #superbowl with experts Tony, Bill and Sal. Go team!
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America's most popular boy band from 1987 finally reunited.
Waiting for the wings #superbowl
This crazy business tycoon David Moore organized a fancy birthday roast for himself in New York City last night with all his friends and family in attendance -- and hired me to host it. It was really fun. In the crowd were David's friends Paula Zahn, Jeff Zucker, Walt Frazier and the lady who invent
Fran Sancisco! I'm comin back !
#throwbackthursday. Me and my nephew Jared at the Super Bowl in New Jersey two years ago. We got so drunk.
#throwbackthursday to my time in jail. Wait till you see my next special. It's even weirder.
Happy belated Birthday Cousin Rona! That's her on the left looking as beautiful as ever. Her and my Aunt Donna used to change my diapers. In a few years I'll be changing theirs. Love ya Cuz!
Love when friends stop by the edit.
Twitter love from two of my Jerseyist heroes!
Thanks for a great show Nils. #therivertour2016 #NilsLofgren
Is anybody out there alive tonight???! Never thought I'd see the day where my hometown of #Newark hosts a @Springsteen concert. Great vibe and sound at the @prucenter last night. Props to @springsteen for a 3 hour plus show driving in fifth gear the whole time... #therivertour2016 Much respect to #N
Abe was the only actor who starred in The Godfather who was actually old enough to be God's father. 💔 Thanks to @nypost @pagesix for quoting my eulogy for Abe on the front page. I was honored to be part of this wonderful man's send off yesterday. #AbeVigoda #RoastInPeace.
The great artist Drew Friedman sent me his drawing of Abe Vigoda. It's a wonderful tribute to a wonderful man. On behalf of the Friars Club, I'm speaking at Abe's funeral in New York tomorrow. It's so surreal that he's actually gone for real this time. IT SEEMED LIKE ABE PASSED AWAY EVERY WEEK… HE W
#throwback to my New Years Eve gig in Hawaii. I ❤️ being a comedian. Check out my upcoming tour dates at RoastmasterGeneral.com. #SanFrancisco #Irvine #UniversityOfRhodeIsland
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