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Jeff Ross
television comedy comedians 612,307 followers
The other night I went to a Passover Seder with @MelBrooks which is almost like praying with Moses. Please follow him like you would Moses.
My pal @RealTracyMorgan has a new stand-up show on @ComedyCentral at 9pm! Somebody gonna get pregnant tonight!!
"Hey dragon breath, nobody asked for your opinion." - my character on #GameOfThrones
Canadian TV! RT @comedynetwork Legendary roaster & pick-up artist @realjeffreyross. @Just_For_Laughs: - 2nite at 9ep! j.mp/1jolFbO
Happy B-Day @WayneNewtonMrLV. I'll never forget @the_USO shows in New Orleans & Gulfport post Hurricane Katrina. I learned so much from you.
What will be resurrected first? Jesus or Myspace?
Hope you are all enjoying a happy and healthy ________.
Shitting is way underrated.
Anybody else at this Bainbridge Island vs Mercer Island 7-8th grader lacrosse match? I got three grand on Bainbridge.
Got roasted by the roast master general himself: @realjeffreyross tonight, what a fucking honor!!! Thanks again
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Just went to my first comedy show! Saw Jeff Ross and Natasha Leggero. They were hilarious! #laughterinstagram.com/p/m9cUQGk1Ah/
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What a fun gig. Thanks @TulalipResort ! RT @subliminalglory .@natashaleggero and @realjeffreyross put on a great show tonight. Hilarious!
Can i roast u tonite? RT @Border_Guard77 My friend & I drove down from Canada 2CU. We're huge fans of yours. And by huge, I mean overweight!
I'm giving up Judaism for Lent.
Happy Easter you silly rabbits.
Yo SEATTLE! Tonite w @natashaleggero at @TulalipResort 8pm! RT @pinkfloydster are you in the Seattle area, Jeff? If so, are tix available?
By 'it' do you mean the funny @natashaleggero? 8pm. RT @SisterStargazer Seeing your show TONITE at the Tulalip Casino. You better bring it!
Upcoming tour dates in New York, California, & Washington State. Schedule at RoastmasterGeneral.com Look it up if you have a computer.
A happy and joyous first #seder tonight to Toronto's Jewish community, as they start #Passover tonight
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Seattle! Put down your lattes and your bongs and come see me & @natashaleggero this Friday at @TulalipResort. Tix: ow.ly/vA0G3
Books by Jeff Ross, Rodney Dangerfield & Jack Benny have made me seriously consider giving stand up another go pic.twitter.com/UGT05cNtgm
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Fun crowd last night. The Detroit area has a lot of heart. RT @emin_velic Got to meet and got roasted by jeff ross i fucking love my job.