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Jeff Ross
Some great NY comics are challenging each other to @RoastBattle. Who'd you like to see battle on 11/8?
I'm excited to inhale @artiequitter's new stand-up special #TheStenchOfFailure. This sounds like a roast joke but it's not.
New Yorkers, Don't miss @RoastBattle. One night only at the NY Comedy Festival! This will be really fuckin fun.
Btw now I feel weird jerking off to "7th Heaven".
I swear I just saw Kim Jong Un at my yoga class. (But may have been a lesbian).
@realjeffreyross great show tonight. You got my girl good with the camel toe and scarf comment. Now it's time for me and her to do things to
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@realjeffreyross 3rd time seeing your show and it gets better each time!! Staying to greet your fans and take pics is a total MENSCH move!
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god damn I appreciate you @realjeffreyross great show tonight
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Jealous Mikey? RT @michaelianblack It's so great at the end of the night to see all the self-congratulatory tweets. Good job, everyone.
H bday to lil' Bobby too! RT @NickSwardson Thanks for the birthday wishes. I'm lucky to have great friends, family and fans. I love you all.
Never seen a funnier comedy show than @realjeffreyross tonight. So damn good
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@realjeffreyross Nice getting roasted by you buddy. Amazing show. Love you man. Sincerely, Luke The Lirch Babysitter. Your a good man. !
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@realjeffreyross just finished the 1030 show in Chi of the absolute best man...hats off. #we'llthinkofyou
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@realjeffreyross Jeff Ross is amazing live if you can go chicago people then go.... He is the best with crowd work so go!
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With comedy legend @realjeffreyross at Chicago's #UpComedyClub. I've NEVER laughed so hard in my life!
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@realjeffreyross amazing show! Laughed so hard! Jeff you are hilarious!
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Only if its mine RT @tgord78 @realjeffreyross can me & my wife come to your show tonite? She is 7 mths pregnant & all she wants is to see u?
My Chicago shows have been so much fun. 10 tix just released for the late show tonite at 10:30
@realjeffreyross you killed it tonight. My face hurts from laughing so dam hard. That fat kid with the curls. Amazing.
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My sides hurt from laughing from seeing @realjeffreyross 2nite and being roasted by him was a bonus!
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@realjeffreyross just saw you at the @UpComedyClub and it was amazing!!! Can't wait to see u again.
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@realjeffreyross My brother Akbar and I just left you're show at Up Comedy club Chicago.Great show and you could not have been nicer thank u
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Barnburning set tonight from @realjeffreyross. He ate Chicago alive and we were privileged to witness it.
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tonight I got roasted by the master @realjeffreyross I'll never forget it.
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I'm SO excited about my new Man Cave. Love to @artiequitter & @TonySiragusa for the hook up. Airs 9pm tonight on #DIYNetwork. #pokertable
Chicago, Come see me tonight or tomorrow @UpComedyClub RT @GonzoFame Interview w/Roastmaster General!!
Ernie Hudson finally has an excuse to get that sex change.
Nice shot of Russell Simmons, John Mayer, Dave Chappelle, me & Sarah Silverman at @RoastBattle this week.
Crush it tonight at Madison Square Garden tonight buddy @azizansari. And wear a nice suit.
Ok I'm headlining The Borgata in Atlantic City November 1st. RT @jlinse @realjeffreyross please come to philly or near philly soon!
Chicago, I am in you tonite RT @UpComedyClub The Roastmaster himself is here this weekend. Shows Thurs, Fri, and Sat!
I'm in Chicago this morning stopping by @WCIU_YouAndMe @GoodDayChicago @WGNMorningNews @WindyCityLIVE to hype shows @UpComedyClub Thurs-Sat
On my way to Chicago to light up @UpComedyClub this Thursday, Friday & Saturday. You bring the pizza and pot and I'll bring the punchlines.
I'm available. RT @THR 'Ted 2' Fires Actor Stephen Collins After Audio of Molestation Confession Emerges
@realjeffreyross just bought tixs for your Chicago show this weekend, can't wait, ur hilarious!
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I know the world is falling apart but on the bright side Abe Vigoda is still alive and well.
Looks like #Ebola is trending on Twitter and in real life.
I'll be performing in my fourth favorite city CHICAGO this Thursday, Friday and Saturday.
Me. RT @JohnStamos Goodbye Nashville- More importantly goodbye White Castle. Who's with me?????