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Ray William Johnson
Here's a good way to keep drama out of your life: Don't do anything that you'll later have to lie about.
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Most ppl who ask for your honest opinion don't really want your honest opinion. They want you to validate the bullshit they already believe.
Y'all ladies on Tinder better swipe this guy right. pic.twitter.com/UHdgiAVsjL
**old man voice** Molly? Back when I was your age, we called it Ecstasy.
Met some cool ass ppl tonight at Lure. pic.twitter.com/PJc9a2FjHy
At a hipster dive bar with Epic Meal Time Harley @HarleyPlays . #NoHetero
Clubbin with my homegirl Ezgi. Music be like untz untz untz untz untz untz... pic.twitter.com/S5WBJuWlo3
Clubbin with @ezgiixx. Music be like untz untz untz untz untz untz...
Video is the new audio.
Me and Robby Motz were spotted walking the red carpet at the VMAs last night. pic.twitter.com/pm2Mru12bE
Best. Lion King. Shirt. Evar.
Me circa 2001. This caption kills me. 😂😂pic.twitter.com/h2Zu0fSo3Jo3J
Random pic from last night. Carlos @_Carlos_Santos and I went to watch @ilovedjcj 's set last night. DJCJ killed it! pic.twitter.com/Vmlzw7PRzR
Carlos @santos_cordero and I went to watch @djcj 's set last night. DJCJ killed it! pic swiped from @belle4aurore
#tbt #ThrowbackThursday I was prob 19 years old here, going to my cousin's wedding in a shirt that was too big. pic.twitter.com/uktLdlqa0z
@RayWJ got this bad boy off Amazon when there were only 12 copies left pic.twitter.com/x52xyDFSz9
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Finally got my Robot Clown Mob comic!!!! @RayWJ Roo too bad it wasn't signed pic.twitter.com/r4vzu6jxFe
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What a great graphic novel #RobotClownBot is!! Highly recommend, just wish it was thrice as thick! @RayWJ #amazing pic.twitter.com/wJtafFXYas
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Robot Clown Mob completely sold out on Amazon on the first day. I can't thank you enough for your support! 😊 We're doing another print run but it'll take a week or two. Meanwhile, you can still get a copy from your local comic book shop. THANK YOU!!!!!!!!1!!!11!!!
Great episode of Equals Three this week. @RobbyMotz is killin' it. youtube.com/watch?v=SoCv3b…
Here lemme take a selfie real quick. pic.twitter.com/UJLFdwF3w0
I'm driving in heavy highway traffic, but here lemme take a selfie real quick. #RoleModel
Spooning is a gateway drug.
Selfie on set with Robby Motz and Freddie Wong @RobbyMotz @fwong pic.twitter.com/FsKYDrQ7Po
Selfie on set with Robby Motz and Freddie Wong @robby.b.motz @fw0ng
Ultimately, having more money doesn't change anything. If you want to make change, you gotta break a dollar.
Admit it. I'm pretty fuckin handsome. screencap via @Amazng_Spiderman
@RayWJ Just Grabbed this from the store, cant wait to start reading it. Please RT, that would be LOVELY! pic.twitter.com/fqxvhvhYUV
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@RayWJ Impulsed bought #robotclownmob! So far so good! RWJ inventor of the slow-clap!
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