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Ray William Johnson
It's Big Rob's last episode with the Equals Three crew. It's been a great 3 years, buddy. You will be missed. pic.twitter.com/kFvtNAe6Yb
My very last day of equalsthree 😢#RETIREDD ..BIG THANK YOU to my bro@RayWJj and letting me be apart…instagram.com/p/uO1fcvBqX5/g
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Haha! Sammy is not a fan of his Halloween costume. pic.twitter.com/uPmT2XTNJJ
This is one of the best things I've ever seen.
Happy 76th birthday to my grandpa Earl. He helped raise me and is easily the funniest man I've ever met. #LoveYou pic.twitter.com/2Ui6zvBMXu
Happy 76th birthday to my grandpa Earl. He helped raise me and is easily the funniest man I've ever met. #HappyBdayGrandpa #LoveYou
I didn't choose it. It chose me.
This is also how I prevent unwanted pregnancies. pic.twitter.com/53s3dtQ1D2
You ever look back at your old Facebook posts and wonder "wtf kinda drugs was I on when I wrote that"? pic.twitter.com/TG50lJndqg
Airplane selfie with @fkik. I'm back from Mexico. What did I miss?
This dude left me a comment. I think he might like me. I can't tell. pic.twitter.com/gEV86ZmJmC
Wish yall were here. #PuertoVallarta
Ha! My friends and I just got kicked out of a club called Mandala for reasons I don't understand. My Español isn't so good. #PuertoVallarta
I've got 99 problems. And you'd be surprised at how many are actually bitch-related.
Chillin in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico for a few days. Hit me up if you wanna hang.
When did every chef on tv become an asshole? I now imagine that Swedish chef from the muppets being a total dick when the cameras are off.
I'm throwin a party at club Netflix tonight! #yolo #turnup #partyof1
"I don't usually do this but..." --a girl who usually does this
This should be interesting...
My anaconda does.
Since when did cellphone service contracts get 41 pages long? I feel like I'm signing with a 90's record label.
Bunnies have mutant powers, I swear.
When I was 12 or 13 years old, I was a big Wolverine fan -- and I carved this into my dresser. I got a whoopin. :( pic.twitter.com/OJdV10mB8H
When I was 12 or 13 years old, I was a big Wolverine fan -- and I carved this into my dresser. I got a whoopin. :(
I'm awkward as hell in real life conversations, but I can charm and flirt like a boss through text.
If The Sims has taught me anything, it's that forgetting to feed your baby for a few days doesn't really get you into that much trouble.
Jesus can turn water into wine. I can turn wine into urine. Coincidence? #probably
I just had a motherfuckin' milkshake made of s'mores delivered to my house. #GangstaShit #StartedFromTheBottom
"Getting blown". You're doin' it wrong.
Who cares about throwing stones? How do people in glass houses shower without the whole world seeing their junk?
Man, for the longest time I believed Iggy Azalea was white. #BoyDoIFeelStupid
"I'm unfollowing you" is the new "I want a divorce".
#tbt Throwback to that one time Fluffy and I got drunk and hooked up. @fluffyguy pic.twitter.com/DWyRWIn61e
I wanna rest on this bed of cheesy pepperoni goodness every single night! Does that make me a fat ass? Or a stoner? pic.twitter.com/pE3ky2ymUP
I really wanna rest on a bed of cheesy pepperoni goodness every single night! Does that make me a fat ass? Or a stoner?
THE YEAR IS 2016. FACEBOOK DOWN FOR TWO YEARS NOW. AMERICA'S NEW MOMS ROAM THE STREETS. IS MY BABY PRETTY? THEY SAY. PLEASE LIKE MY BABY.
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Hi, guys! I'm working from home today, aka I haven't really gotten out of bed yet. #HardKnockLife 😁pic.twitter.com/2YM22R5Lvzz