This is why I can't get any work done...
Czech out the new episode of =3 youtube.com/watch?v=TGvueR…
Me and Big Rob, twenty-something years ago and now. Still hangin.
Watching This is the End and taking pictures in the theater like a rebel. #FuckTheLaw #Yolo #Cray #OtherSlangWords
Sesame Street creates first muppet to have a parent in jail: slate.com/blogs/xx_facto…
This seriously made me tear up a little.
Well, looks like a lot of you disagree with me. I suppose instead of defending Miss Utah, I should just post this pic pic.twitter.com/BLQm1doMku
I honestly think people are being unfair to Miss Utah. We all say dumb shit all the time. We just have the luxury of not being on live TV.
Every morning before Anna wakes up, Congress crawls up the bed and snuggles in her arm. He's been doing this since he was a kitten.
It's good to be back in Los Angeles. I missed this lazy little guy.
Say "what" again. Say "what" again. I dare you; I double dare you, motherfucker. Say "what" one more Goddamn time!
Sorry, guys. That last tweet was supposed to be a DM.
Dude, remember when I saved all those starving children? Also, the doctor just called and said my penis is abnormally huge.
Chillin at the Redwood Forest, feelin like Henry David Thoreau.
This hotel window means serious business, exclamation point and all.
I've been known to end a friendship over the incorrect use of your/you're.
Some of these Alcatraz buildings look post-apocalyptic. I wouldn't go in there. #Zombies #RunBitch
Where's the good time in San Francisco on a Friday night?
Here's my Google Maps location. Anyone want to give me a ride home?
On Alcatraz Island, appropriately lookin like a convict.
Either I'm drunk right now or San Francisco is lookin all sexy.
I have yet to find myself in a situation where I'd need tear-away pants. I'm looking, though. I need an excuse to buy some.
Serenity blueprints. I want to go to there.
Hello, San Fran. It's been a while. #TheBay #LongWeekend
Road trip selfie! I tried to smile, but I can't because I don't love you. :D
It looks pretty bad ass though. Czech it out: chill.com/vd
Jason Mewes and co. have tapped into an interesting way to Kickstart a web series. Selling the 1st two episodes to fund the rest.
In this podcast, we discuss alien sex and chronic depression. Enjoy! youtube.com/watch?v=NLJfLx…
Czech out this episode of Equals Three. I got good energy in this one: youtube.com/watch?v=jZXqHL…
I wonder what the property value of Earth is.
If the video is not available in your country... THEN MOVE TO ANOTHER ONE!! or just use this alternative link youtube.com/watch?v=30F_Ma…
Sometimes I randomly wake up in the middle of the night thinking about how much I hate King Joffrey.
Binge viewing a TV drama together is an excellent way to bond with someone. I'll bet #GameOfThrones
has saved countless relationships.
After all these years, Cyanide and Happiness still delivers. Hats off to the creators. pic.twitter.com/eKjWLOOsDv
I bet you'd like to have my back, you sick freak! (Can I have a birthday retweet? I'm 31 today.) :-D
Be yourself and be proud of who you are. I got your back.
What am I up to? Oh ya know... just another day kickin with my boy Biebs.
will cheer me up. :)
What a terrible day. Even this groundhog appears to be flipping me off. pic.twitter.com/Woh5fonud6
I've been binging on #SonsOfAnarchy
all day. Why didn't you tell me it's such a good show? You're a terrible friend.
Being afraid of something doesn't make you a coward; it makes you human.
There's an abundance of ethnic babies thrown in this video. Just a warning. youtube.com/watch?v=GgcnoT…
"Religion is like a penis. It's great that you have one, but please don't go shoving it down my throat." pic.twitter.com/uXhAzIeEtG
I've got like 3 or 4 different Jesus Christ accounts following me, as well as 1 Santa Claus account. I suppose I should watch what I tweet.
Speaking of homosexuality, I did another Q&A vid on God(s) and gay thoughts: youtube.com/watch?v=9hsISC…
Let me know ur thoughts on these topics.
Hiding your homosexuality is kinda like holding in a fart. It doesn't really work, and eventually it all comes out.
I'm kinda disappointed. I thought "Wife Swap" was gonna be a totally different show.
There are 7 billion people on this planet. Why do we often get all hung up on what 1 person thinks of us?