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Ray William Johnson
I selfie when I'm bored. #DontJudge
I don't care what you say. If your favorite song goes untz untz untz, I'm calling it techno.
If you leave your real cell number on a Craigslist ad, I might text you just to mess with ya.
I hit up this place called Sound last night. Can you spot me in the crowd?
When your girl says something like "all men ever think about is sex"...
My pumpkin carving game is on point.
I was told there'd be hover boards by now.
Anyone else find it weird that Indiana Jones's best friend was a 10 year old Asian boy? Just me, huh?
I'm trying to be subtle here.
When a girl asks me how often I look at porn, I be like... pic.twitter.com/PBto1SQlt8
Lookin all orange here like I got a skin disease. Pic from Puerto Vallarta with @alanserna and @santos_cordero
When a girl brushes up against me on her way out of the elevator, I'm all like... pic.twitter.com/0UDhrJAmHf
#throwback If you see this man...
I just purchased "Robot Clown Mob" @RayWJ's graphic novel from iTunes. Watch the trailer here: youtube.com/watch?v=x2DZPV… #BTW #IHateiBooks
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Every time I invite a girl over to watch a movie, she be like... pic.twitter.com/F2RPHM8vTY
Czech out the trailer for Robot Clown Mob! It turned out pretty bad ass. The book is now back in stock on iTunes and Amazon. 😄
Nothing is more important than a brotherhood, now die! Bad ass lines based on Robot Clown Mob graphic novel by @RayWJ bit.ly/1yPQN0h
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@RayWJ made those clowns look cool as hell. Thanks for all the work and congrats! #RobotClownMob youtube.com/watch?v=x2DZPV…
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@RayWJ: The trailer for Robot Clown Mob looks pretty bad ass!! youtube.com/watch?v=x2DZPV…” so badass much violence wow awesome
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@RayWJ The #RobotClownMob looks great. Congrats and thank you for all the hard work you put in this for us fans youtu.be/x2DZPVD2Wps
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@RayWJ youtube.com/watch?v=x2DZPV… Robot Clown Mob is one of the coolest thinks i have ever seen!!!!!
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Just saw @RayWJ's trailer for Robot Clown Mob, holy crap it's amazing! Everyone check it out for god sake! youtube.com/watch?v=x2DZPV…
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@RayWJ that trailer is Really Bad Ass bro!!youtube.com/watch?v=x2DZPV… you made a clown look bad ass xD! Miaw :3
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"@RayWJ: The trailer for Robot Clown Mob looks pretty bad ass!! youtube.com/watch?v=x2DZPV…" So much badassary!!!!! To dope 😁
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@RayWJ: The trailer for Robot Clown Mob looks pretty bad ass!! youtube.com/watch?v=x2DZPV…” oh hell yes
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Robot Clown Mob trailer looks very exciting and thrilling youtu.be/x2DZPVD2Wps @RayWJ
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Dayum.. Talk about badass.. “@RayWJ: The trailer for Robot Clown Mob looks pretty bad ass!! youtube.com/watch?v=x2DZPV…
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"@RayWJ: The trailer for Robot Clown Mob looks pretty bad ass!! youtube.com/watch?v=x2DZPV…" 10/10 would buy!
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"@RayWJ: The trailer for Robot Clown Mob looks pretty bad ass!! youtube.com/watch?v=x2DZPV…" Brilliant
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The trailer for Robot Clown Mob looks pretty bad ass!! youtube.com/watch?v=x2DZPV…
Sorry I haven't called you. I've been busy.
My friend sends me words of encouragement sometimes.
It's Big Rob's last episode with the Equals Three crew. It's been a great 3 years, buddy. You will be missed. pic.twitter.com/kFvtNAe6Yb
My very last day of equalsthree 😢#RETIREDD ..BIG THANK YOU to my bro@RayWJj and letting me be apart…instagram.com/p/uO1fcvBqX5/g
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