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Ramesh Srivats
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Two festivals today - Avani Avittam: Sacred Thread. Raksha Bandhan: Scared Thread. #SelfBlock
I hope our bowlers are inspired on the anniversary of the Quit India movement - One of our earliest attempts to get the English all out.
Q: There's a duck with 2 ducks behind, a duck with 2 ducks ahead, and a duck with a duck ahead & ... STOP TALKING ABOUT THE INDIAN INNINGS.
Why this uproar? Are our MPs worried that with 100% FDI in Railways, our country will be taken over by American Express?
Maybe someone sent him a "Get Well Soon" card. RT @IBNLiveRealtime Rahul Gandhi joins protesting MPs in the Well of the Lok Sabha
Chetan Bhagat - 1st book: Five Point Someone. Last book: Point Five Someone.
I once met a girl. We had a few pegs of whisky together. She became my Quarter Girlfriend.
Susuper Idea. RT @IBNLiveTech Pee to power your smartphone, tablets soon ibnlive.in.com/news/pee-to-po…
Nice to see Kishore Kumar doodle on Google. For me, those days' Kishore Music is always better than these days' Music Ki shor.
Gursharan: Hey Mannu, we must see this new Aamir Khan film, PK. Manmohan Singh: TK.
Dei Aamir Khan. You are the one dressed in a 2-in-1. Why are *you* staring at *us*? pic.twitter.com/7YlVjKOUuX
Casino hotel, I think. But not sure. I'll be wherever they take me. :)
Off to Kochi to catch up with IIM classmates. Will put deep discussion on production, marketing, finance.. of C₂H₅OH pic.twitter.com/PfyWq35GFN
The story of Moeen Ali bowling & India batting is captured in Patakha Guddi: ♬ Ali ho… Ali ho… chali o… re chali chali.. chali o… Ali Ali ♬
Next steps - 1. Drop Dhawan 2. Let Rahane open 3. Bring in Ashwin 4. Get Anderson banned for 2 tests 5. Pray
112/5. Ayyo. Can someone quickly call for a bandh in Southampton?
#SoniaAutobiography "Kyunki Vadra ka saas bhi kabhi Indira ki bahu thi."
Bangalore goes on a bandh today to protest against sexual crime. Rapists and pedophiles in the city are going to be racked with guilt.
Tch. Natwar Singh should have titled his autobiography - "Make Love. NatWar."
Women in 2000: Hrithik, marry me! Women in 2014: Hrithik, divorce me!
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Old Story: Ali Baba aur chaalis chor. New story: Ali Mony aur char sau crore.
Hrirhik Roshan has to pay Rs. 400 crores as alimony? Insane. With that kind of money, even Flipkart would survive for a full day.
Sagarika Ghose is joining Times Now? Wow. Waiting for a show called "Face The Nation Wants To Know".
See. I predicted that Flipkart would raise millions of dollars in July. businessworld.in/news/business/… Happening now. Pl ignore other predictions.