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Ramesh Srivats
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Today's issues - At the centre: Uniform Civil Code. In Tamil Nadu clubs: Civil Uniform Code.
But wait. Only Russia is wearing a tie. RT @ndtv PM Modi Meets President Putin, Discusses Russia-India Ties.
Narendra Modi lands in Brazil for BRICS summit. Am hoping he'll start his speech with "Summitron..."
Putting with @_MaheshShankar_. Met @prempanicker. Waiting for @bigfatphoenix. Too many handles to drink with. Too many drinks to handle.
Arey. How and why should the government stop anybody from meeting anybody? This Vaidik uproar is Saeed-tracking the real issue.
TenTenTen's post-WC measures: This week, Monday is postponed to Tuesday. Tuesday will be cancelled, but Wednesday will be held as usual.
Removed the cap this morning, and the Argentina flag seems to have been wiped off.
Anyway. That was fun. Will get back to football in 4 years. Meanwhile, back to that other game where we hold the World Cup.
Hey Ram. Argentina got killed at the last moment by Nathuram Goetze.
Super 1st half. Well done Argermantina.
On the offside, there is God, then Saurav Ganguly, and then Argentina.
All of Brazil must be very excited as in a little while... er... Modi will be there.
I was hoping this test series would draw spectators to the ground. Instead it ground spectators to a draw.
Excellent batting performance by India to reach 385 in spite of no contribution so far from the 10th wicket partnership.
Argentina contains the letters #GER. Germany contains the letters #ARG. Full Diwali-Ramzan feel.
Analysis of WC finalists - Argentum: Also called silver. Shiny metal. People fight wars over it. Germanium: Greyish, brittle metalloid.
'94 SWE, '98 CRO, '02 TUR, '06 GER, '10 GER. In the last 5 WCs, the team that beat the 3rd placed team in semis won the finals. C'mon #NED
Ok. Also ban fridges to stop murders. RT @ndtv Ban cell phones in schools, colleges to stop rapes: K'taka MLAs' panel…
Knock kncok. Who's there? Binny. Binny, who? Dei Dhoni, why did you take me in the 11 if you're going to ask such things.
On World Population Day, let me reproduce an old tweet...…
#Budget2014 I think it's best that I continue smoking for the good of the nation.
#Budget2014 I propose that Arun Jaitley set aside a sum of Rs. 100 crores for a mega event in which he can announce all his 100cr schemes.
Here's Meenakshi Lekhi preparing for her next debate with Arnab...