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Ramesh Srivats
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Two festivals today - Avani Avittam: Sacred Thread. Raksha Bandhan: Scared Thread. #SelfBlock
I hope our bowlers are inspired on the anniversary of the Quit India movement - One of our earliest attempts to get the English all out.
Q: There's a duck with 2 ducks behind, a duck with 2 ducks ahead, and a duck with a duck ahead & ... STOP TALKING ABOUT THE INDIAN INNINGS.
Why this uproar? Are our MPs worried that with 100% FDI in Railways, our country will be taken over by American Express?
Maybe someone sent him a "Get Well Soon" card. RT @IBNLiveRealtime Rahul Gandhi joins protesting MPs in the Well of the Lok Sabha
Chetan Bhagat - 1st book: Five Point Someone. Last book: Point Five Someone.
I once met a girl. We had a few pegs of whisky together. She became my Quarter Girlfriend.
Susuper Idea. RT @IBNLiveTech Pee to power your smartphone, tablets soon…
Nice to see Kishore Kumar doodle on Google. For me, those days' Kishore Music is always better than these days' Music Ki shor.
Gursharan: Hey Mannu, we must see this new Aamir Khan film, PK. Manmohan Singh: TK.
Dei Aamir Khan. You are the one dressed in a 2-in-1. Why are *you* staring at *us*?
Casino hotel, I think. But not sure. I'll be wherever they take me. :)
Off to Kochi to catch up with IIM classmates. Will put deep discussion on production, marketing, finance.. of C₂H₅OH
The story of Moeen Ali bowling & India batting is captured in Patakha Guddi: ♬ Ali ho… Ali ho… chali o… re chali chali.. chali o… Ali Ali ♬
Next steps - 1. Drop Dhawan 2. Let Rahane open 3. Bring in Ashwin 4. Get Anderson banned for 2 tests 5. Pray
112/5. Ayyo. Can someone quickly call for a bandh in Southampton?
#SoniaAutobiography "Kyunki Vadra ka saas bhi kabhi Indira ki bahu thi."
Bangalore goes on a bandh today to protest against sexual crime. Rapists and pedophiles in the city are going to be racked with guilt.
Tch. Natwar Singh should have titled his autobiography - "Make Love. NatWar."
Women in 2000: Hrithik, marry me! Women in 2014: Hrithik, divorce me!
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Old Story: Ali Baba aur chaalis chor. New story: Ali Mony aur char sau crore.
Hrirhik Roshan has to pay Rs. 400 crores as alimony? Insane. With that kind of money, even Flipkart would survive for a full day.
Sagarika Ghose is joining Times Now? Wow. Waiting for a show called "Face The Nation Wants To Know".
See. I predicted that Flipkart would raise millions of dollars in July.… Happening now. Pl ignore other predictions.