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Ramesh Srivats
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See. I predicted that Flipkart would raise millions of dollars in July. businessworld.in/news/business/… Happening now. Pl ignore other predictions.
Okay. RT @PMOIndia PM has concluded his speech.
After a month of fasting, it is time to Eid. Eid Mubarak.
Gold & Silver in 50m Air Pistol. Silver in 50m Rifle Prone. Best shooting performance by Indians in Scotland since... Kuch Kuch Hota Hai.
Technology has made so many changes - Mail to eMail. Commerce to eCommerce. Governance to eGovernance And even, id to eId.
At some time, somebody must've placed listening devices in Manmohan Singh's house. And kept replacing them thinking they were malfunctioning
Listening devices found in Gadkari's bedroom. NSA currently trying to decode all the snores. sunday-guardian.com/news/listening…
Congrats Khumukcham Sanjita Chanu for #CommonwealthGames gold medal. Please marry Indian ok. Else, I believe medal goes to husband's country
What Pakistan, Pakistan? Sania Mirza spends her time in India and Dubai. If she wants, she can be brand ambassador for Kerala also.
Commonwealth Games are still around uh? I thought it'd be the 'Common Games' this time around after our organizers took away all the wealth.
#Serious Sania Mirza or not, why does Telangana need a brand ambassador in the first place?
Hey Shiv Sena MPs, You police the police. You teach teachers. Now you are feeding the caterer. Confused lot you are.
And I thought on Day 1, God said, "Let there be light". RT @CricketNDTV On Day 1, I told my son Arjun that we'll win the Lord's Test: Sachin
Sri Lanka beat England in England. India beat England in England. NO. NO. WE DON'T WANT DECIDER.
"ISH" - The start of Ishant. The end of the English.
Bowlers are Earling a Duke ball in Lord's. Very noble game. #SelfSlap
JustIce Katju alleges corruption in judiciary. THIS REQUIRES IMMEDIATE ATTENTION FROM INDIA'S EXECULEGISJUDICIARY. pic.twitter.com/7AJHL37xmc
1. Python developers, go to 4. 2. Android developers, go to 4. 3. Go to 5. 4. Want to join TenTenTen? Mail jobs@tententen.in. 5. Please RT.
On Sun Jul 20 '69, a NASA guy took a small step for a man but a giant leap for mankind. And ended up missing the all-hands meeting on Monday
#IndvdEng Once lunch and tea are over, and everybody has finished eating, Cook looks a lot more relaxed, no?
From that time, I've been telling about England and Bhuvaneshwar Kumar, you know. twitter.com/rameshsrivats/…
Fun over from Anderson to Jadeja. Sir delivered two level 4 offences, one straight and one square.
Match is well posed for Bhuvi and Jadeja to score the runs, take the wickets, hold the catches and win the test.
Hey parties, Jointly form Delhi govt & split benefits, no. BJP, take moral policing. Congress, take money-making. AAP, take media coverage.
Confession: These days I land up at Bangalore airport 20 minutes early, just to put breakfast in Malgudi.