Survey Bhavantu Dukhinah. RT @firstpostin
Don’t believe in surveys: Sheila Dikshit
Oh ok. Mizoram counting is slated for Monday, is it? No probs. As long as it counts.
Hey EC, tomorrow remember to count Mizoram votes also, ok.
because he never drives after drinking, on the roads.
Sanjay Dutt Career Highlights -
1993 - Khalnayak: Single Role.
2002 - Hathyar: Double Role.
2013 - Parole.
Nelson Mandela. the champion of the oppressed, passes away.
Bad time for our cricket team to be there.
Some people borrowed his name.
While others adopted his principles.
RIP, a shining example of the latter - Nelson Mandela
Court orders re-trial in Salman Khan 2002 hit-and-run case.
First trial. Now re-trial.
WHEN WILL WE HAVE ALL-REALS?
But one thing seems to be clear. The election itself was Sheila Dikshit's exit poll.
We need a quick poll on which exit poll to believe.
I was looking forward to a hung parliament till I found out that they don't actually hang them.
Problem with distributing alcohol before Delhi elections is that Nasheela sounds somewhat like Na Sheila. #DeepAnalysis
Voting closed in Delhi.
Now, waiting for Arnab to declare the results.
After which, we can move on to counting the votes and all that.
1. Upload a photo of yours.
2. We'll add indelible ink to a fingernail.
3. Download and share.
Vote Congress: Ink ring finger (family)
Vote BJP: Ink index finger (authoritarian)
Vote AAP: Ink thumb (upbeat)
NOTA: Middle finger.
Wait. Why is he laughing at his own party symbol? RT @ANI_news
Delhi Assembly Polls: Rahul Gandhi casts his vote. pic.twitter.com/g4zTld2v0U
I love it when elections are held in other places.
Then I can chill-out and self-righteously tell other people to vote.
GO VOTE, DELHI.
You know why the party in power is called the incumbent, no?
Because the more bent they are, the more incum they make.
Mother Teresa means Indian, Sonia Gandhi means Italian, a? Poda.
What? He still has fans? RT @IndianExpress
NEWS FLASH: Tejpal's lawyer files application to allow for a fan outside his cell.
MakeMyTrip: We book flights.
Amazon: We flight books.
Hey Jeff, what if the customer steals the drone?
Bezos: Hehe. Kabhi Nahi. Drone ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi, namumkin hai.
Wow. Amazon to use drones to deliver stuff in 30 minutes. Seriously, amaze on, amaze on. amazon.com/l/ref=mh_rd_l?…
Salman Khan: Maine Pyar Kiya
Aur uske baad?
Salman Khan: Er... Khamoshi.
Salman Khan said he is virgin? Wow. He must have world's highest removed-shirt to removed-pants ratio.
I don't know if Narendra Modi will win or not, but his travel agent is certainly making a killing.
Frankly, we can't keep denying people bail just because we don't trust our own justice system. Punish people after they are convicted, no.
I also think Tejpal is probably guilty & should be punished. But, after trial, conviction, sentencing. Why no bail? Where's he running away?
WHAT? Companies are getting paid to malign people on Twitter & FB. What a racket. When so many people are ready to do it for free.
BJP Organ-ization -
Vajpayee: The heart
Modi: The head
Advani: The appendix
Jaitley: The mouth
Gadkari: The stomach
: De face.
Welcome to Twitter Kapil Sibal. Please be careful. Don't block yourself by mistake.
Problem with Shoma - Kept telling people that Tarun is just a tej pal.
Problem with Tejpal - Kept telling women, Sho ma, Sho ma.
(In case you didn't realize, I replaced the movie name Ram Teri Ganga Maili with Coupon Raja)
Politicians are against anything being politicised.
Media people keep blaming media for sensationalising.
I have only one thing to say: DEI?
In USA, bad day for turkeys.
In India, bad day for Tharkis.
- Name-Plate Animal Thing.
Imagine being reluctant to go to Goa at this time of the year. I'm surprised at your behaviour, Tarun Tejpal.
So many Tehelka letters being leaked. Not surprised. It anagrams to 'The Leak'
Shoma Chaudhury also puts off resignation?
Machan. No editors, no reporters.
Poor Tehelka is going to become another Times of India.
Organogram of Indian government... pic.twitter.com/CMj7axD3iI
I'm recusing myself from office for half a day, to go put some beer. Feeling mildly lacerated.
I'd have first shot Jai and Veeru, and then focussed on making Basanti dance.
Can I have a medium thin-crust Amar Akbar Pepperoni. #ReplacePizzaWithMovieName
Everything has to be reduced to a secular vs communal issue, or what? Yes? Really? Okay, Sachin vs Dravid. Which side is which?
Someone please make a film on this Tarun Tejpal issue. You can call it - Schindler's Lift.
Rescue?Why? Enquiry committee has a lift?RT @ANI_news
Many people Tehelka approached wish to rescue themselves from Enquiry Committee:Tejpal
"Chumma Blame Innocents". Oh damn. That abbreviates to CBI.
I'm seriously worried that the Indian government will now ban lifts.
"Tej-pal" loosely translates to "fast friend". #JustSaying