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Wow. #Spurs are for real. I eat my words (and my beret) Respect.
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ATTENTION: The song I played on #TheOffices finale is called ALL THE FACES, and it's available on iTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/album/all-t… Go get it!
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That French/Virgin Islands/Argentinian BBall team is going to get their berets handed to them tonight in Memphis.
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Picasso's 'Arlecchino' looks like @MrTonyHale.
Merchants of Doubt - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia - en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merchants…
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OMG you guys, I'm standing right next to @rainnwilson! Wait. I AM @rainnwilson! I'm in him. He's me! Weird. Lol #Selfie
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Mumford & Sons & Coldplay got into a fight & guess who won? Green tea & gluten-free crackers!
Nothing says 'Paris' like a vomiting sphinx!
RT @AndyRichter Is there a big Black tennis-themed drag queen named Penis Williams yet? There should be.
"Marco Polo was a total racist. Children who play the swimming game are perpetuating a legacy of racism. #EndMarcoPolo" -lefty blogger tweet
In homage to Duchamp, I urinated in & photographed these gorgeous works of art at the Centre Pompideu.
Want to help fix global sadness? @thomaslennon and @iamkidpresident need you to upload your laugh: ow.ly/ll5sE
He's all growns up! My protege from The Rocker becomes fully man on his new album @Teddygeiger ow.ly/ljftT ow.ly/ljfue
Dear Sigur Ros, learn English, idiots.
Hangover 4 is gonna be INCREDIBLE! #Reno
Hey everybody, the first trailer is now up for my new movie #DonJon! trailers.apple.com/trailers/indep… I'm so curious to hear what you think of it :o)
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Seriously? RT @EckhartTolle Wake up to being alive at this very moment...IN BED. Its funny to add the words "in bed" to any self-help quote!
The French did not get the memo about smoking. Can someone fax it over to them for me?
Love it! RT @GallacherRachel "@soulpancake spent last night watching videos, now have the app and username #SoulPancakeObsessed #Love"
Rainn Wilson spanks Larry King - Metaphysical Milkshake youtu.be/cOIV4Eia_no
I have lips like jalapeño poppers.
Paris is so different now than it was 20 yrs ago. The French r so nice & helpful now! Way to go, France!
Le Musee D'Orsay c'est ridonkulous. pic.twitter.com/nP38gVS3qC
That one time I spanked Larry King: youtube.com/watch?v=cOIV4E…
RIP RT @justinbaldoni: "You don't have to find out your dying to start living" - Zach Sobiech. If you ... tmi.me/WaMMZ
In France, rich hipster bohemians are called 'Bobos'. I say we start that phraseology in LA.
I really feel like 'disappointed' should be spelled d-i-s-s-a-p-o-i-n-t-e-d. Who's with me?
Memories of the Louvre.
The Louvre has no drinking fountains. I mean what's the point, really.
Like the city, LOVE the jacket!
Just hangin in Paris with my man, Bradley C.
If anyone out there has a 3D Printer, can you print me another 3D printer?
Estoy en Paris. C'est Magnifique! (They pronounce 'croissant' weird here)
Interesting article on science vs public perception of Climate Change:: bit.ly/12K05HW
We want to do a doc on @shaner528 The most hilarious wheel-chairer you'll ever meet! Please give even a buck! ow.ly/lalzq
LA <---------> PARIS
Nachos are simply when pinatas throw up!
Mindy let me wear her sexy, ridiculous hat. (My next guest on @Soulpancake 's #MetaphysicalMilkshake!)
Who does the amazing theme song for #MetaphysicalMilkshake on @soulpancake? The greatest tune-smith alive, @seafaizi. #FF
Please support this amazing @soulpancake documentary: give a buck & help us tell a BRILLIANT story: tmi.me/VSXu7
"I'm a dog. I'm a dog. I'm a dog. I'm a dog. I'm a dog. I'm a dog. I'm a dog. I'm a dog." - dog's inner monologue
"There's a lot of Beauty in ordinary things. Isn't that kind of the point?" -Pam @jennafischer
Rosalita! Good choice for Dwight & Angela's wedding reception, @theofficenbc.
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