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Elizabeth Windsor
Now that it's raining more than ever. You can stand under one's umbrella. Ella. Ella. bit.ly/1NUdZyK
The Camerons are surfing in Cornwall. Let's hope there are no sharks there. That would be so, so terrible.
Text from Charles: "I'm writing my name on this bloody thing. Camilla's not drinking my white spirit. Not this time."
Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the fandango!
Now you see one. Now you see four of one. #LookingHot
Leave the poor people alone, Cameron. And get on with some bloody work.
Oh good Lord. No, not good Lord.
Get out of the sodding road you absolute morons.
Text from Prince William: "Hey nan, look at the size of this bloody wasp! LOL!" #jokes
summer nights with lights and change of Ice cream bit.ly/1HhZ3Zl
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#Wimbledon2015 week can only mean one thing RAIN. Wellies in 50% sale you might also win £500 bit.ly/1JzU2Ml
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"Are you sure it's dead?" "Yes, Sir, it's definitely dead".
Sir Paul Smith's 50% sale is now officially opened. A sale fit for @Queen_UK bit.ly/1JiXnST
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Put your hand down, Cameron. You cannot go to the loo until it's finished. You should have gone before we came out.
Hello. Is it one you're looking for?
Text from President Obama: "Worst. Lapdance. Ever." Awkward.
The first of Prince Charles' letters has been leaked early. Awkward. #charlesletters
Text from George Osborne: "Wot do you think of the new Cabinet?! BOOM! LOLZ!" Not replying.
No, Ed Miliband, one doesn't "fancy it as a garden feature", you idiot. #EdStone
Time to vote, people. (L-R Miliband, Sturgeon, Cameron)
Nice to see Nick Clegg out campaigning to the last.




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