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Elizabeth Windsor
Can't wait for the reprint of Gin O'Clock? Your Queen has provided: Available now.
Gin O'Clock. The original best seller from your @Queen_UK. Back at Amazon from 10th October:
Free delivery from one's shop this weekend. #ridiculous
Oh Jesus. Put that poor thing down this instant, Cameron!
The moment we told The Duchess of Cambridge Jeremy Corbyn was the new Labour leader.
Making a few spending cuts. Just traded the PM's Jaguar in for one of these. We're all in it together, after all.
On your knees, Corbyn.
Jeremy Corbyn has just text one a photo of the new Labour front bench. #Labourreshuffle
When the Bentley breaks down.
Pissing with rain. Your Queen has provided:
Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the fandango?! #Queen
Now that it's raining more than ever. You can stand under one's umbrella. Ella. Ella.
The Camerons are surfing in Cornwall. Let's hope there are no sharks there. That would be so, so terrible.
Text from Charles: "I'm writing my name on this bloody thing. Camilla's not drinking my white spirit. Not this time."
Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the fandango!
Now you see one. Now you see four of one. #LookingHot
Leave the poor people alone, Cameron. And get on with some bloody work.
Oh good Lord. No, not good Lord.
Get out of the sodding road you absolute morons.

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