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Elizabeth Windsor
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Up early to get some reigning in Australia in. They're usually pretty self sufficient but one checks in occasionally. #AustralianQueen
Oh yes sir, one can boogie, but one needs a certain song. One can boogie, boogie-woogie, all night long... #GinOClock
Both of one's books for £17.71? It's a deal, it's a steal, it's the sale of the century: amzn.to/1A08A2P pic.twitter.com/niDAAC3Ixw
Reigning from bed this morning.
Dear the Foreign Office, do you have any ministers there who haven't resigned? Best regards, The Queen
Has one written a new book? You can bet your arse one has: amzn.to/1A08A2P #StillReigning
Hanging around, nothing to do but frown, rainy days and Mondays always get one down. #SodOffMonday
One's new book is out on 28th August. One may pre-order: amzn.to/1A08A2P Your Queen loves you. #StillReigning pic.twitter.com/TdGtnYF6K7
Everything you ever wanted to know about Gary Barlow. One appreciates that's not much. One's new book: amzn.to/1A08A2P #stillreigning
If anyone's with the Pope, could you please ask him to stop sexting one. Thank you so much. EIIR.
One has a FaceThing page. Whatever that is. facebook.com/royalginoclock #SocialQueen
People of Great Britain, your task for Saturday: pre-order one's new book: amzn.to/1A08A2P Your Queen loves you #StillReigning
British Empire of a hangover. That is the very last time one invites Mary Berry over for drinks. Someone get one a bacon and egg butty.
Absolutely hammered.
Yes, the time has come. One's new book is out on 28th August. One may pre-order here: amazon.co.uk/Still-Reigning… #StillReigning
At the end of this, they do a sing off. #ScotDecides