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Elizabeth Windsor
entertainment humour london 1,114,621 followers
Tomorrow will be a Good Friday. One can just feel it. #TrustOne #GoodFriday
Off to Blackburn to wash the feet of the locals, give out some cash etc. #LovingQueen #MaundyThursday #DefendingTheFaith
Dear those running the London Marathon. Keep it down as you pass the Palace, would you? One has an epic hangover. #LondonMarathon
Hey, one just met you. And this is crazy. But here's one's number. So call one maybe.
Three sheets to the wind. #reigning
Successful #IrishStateVisit. As luck would have it they had some tarmac left over from a job up the road so did one's drive for 250 quid.
Don't bother popping in, Maria Miller. A letter will be fine. #resignation
Irish President is on the fiddle. Been playing it all night. We've had to have him put in the cellar so the rest of us can get some sleep.
Having the Irish over for dinner. Have ordered about 7000 cans of Guinness. #statevisit
What are the chances? William flies to New Zealand and meets a man with EXACTLY the same tattoo as him. #royaltourNZ
The winner of The Voice was announced yesterday. He must this morning be contemplating a life of absolute obscurity. #thevoiceukFINAL
Backed Monbeg Dude for the #GrandNational at @Coral. Must win or Tindall will be rugby-tackled out of the Palace. #Ad
The DoE is knocking up a 'Grand National Breakfast' of fried eggs, sausages, bacon, black pudding, potatoes, tomatoes, mushrooms and beans.
Grand National Day. Or as we call it in the Royal Household "Get a new yacht by putting the economy of Wales on a horse day" #GrandNational
One can neither confirm nor deny that it took an emergency act of parliament to force Bruce Forsyth to stop presenting Strictly Come Dancing
Ok Britain, pens down, bottoms up. It's Gin O'Clock. Time to stop working. #ginoclock #NotYouClegg
Is 2pm too early for a martini? Asking for a friend.
Who can take a rainbow, wrap it in a sigh. Soak it in the sun and make a groovy lemon pie? The Sovereign can. Oh the Sovereign Ma'am can...
Popped in on the new Pope yesterday. Officially anointed him, gave him a rundown on one's defending the faith job and had a sweet sherry.
Sadly won't be tuning into the Chuckle Brothers (Clegg and Farage) debate tonight, due to a long standing appointment with a gin and tonic.
One did warn Vince Cable that selling #RoyalMail on eBay wasn't the best way to get a good price.