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Elizabeth Windsor
The new episode of Yes Ma'am is on @Join_Dave tonight at 11pm. Be there or be tried for Treason. #YesMaam
What do you mean you "took a wrong turn"?! #morons
Text from the Pope: "Just given this shite picture. What part of 'Frozen on DVD' do priests not understand?!" Awkward
Valentine's card from Mr Clegg. One knew those loo rolls he collects would come in handy one day. #ValentinesDay
One's new animation series, Yes Ma'am is on @Join_Dave (Freeview Ch12 in the UK) tonight at 11pm. #TuneIntoYourQueen
One's new animation series, Yes Ma'am is on Dave (Freeview Ch12 in the UK) tonight at 11pm. #TuneIntoYourQueen
#50ShadesOfGrey no bondage just knots from 007! Delight ones lady & 10% off with Verybritish
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Looks like Cameron's up to his arse in shit again. Awkward.…
Stuck for a last minute Christmas presents? Your loving Queen has provided a new book:
Gin and bear it with one this Christmas by visiting one's little shop: #EnterprisingQueen
Dear America, one's book is available for you to wake with in your stockings this Christmas.…
One remembers the moment we told William and Catherine they'd have to sit through One Direction. #RoyalVariety
William has completed America's annual performance review & placed them on probation until the end of recorded time.
Looking for the perfect Christmas present? Your loving Queen has provided: #LovingQueen
The DoE says in the scheme of things, "hacks" isn't the worst word that could have been in that headline. #awkward
Bond is back on HM's service,but are his "smalls" big enough for Spectre, or the ladies
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