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Elizabeth Windsor
Gin and bear it with one this Christmas by visiting one's little shop: #EnterprisingQueen
Dear America, one's book is available for you to wake with in your stockings this Christmas.…
One remembers the moment we told William and Catherine they'd have to sit through One Direction. #RoyalVariety
William has completed America's annual performance review & placed them on probation until the end of recorded time.
Looking for the perfect Christmas present? Your loving Queen has provided: #LovingQueen
The DoE says in the scheme of things, "hacks" isn't the worst word that could have been in that headline. #awkward
Bond is back on HM's service,but are his "smalls" big enough for Spectre, or the ladies
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In need of Christmas present ideas? Your loving Queen has provided: and
I declare this official @Queen_UK shop OPEN. God bless her and all who shop in her: #Revenue
Have ordered about 700 of these for Christmas presents. #StyleQueen Available from
The Former Pope: "Has one written a new book?" One: "Are you Catholic?!" #presents
Today's expected to be busiest shopping day of the year. Just saying.
Does anyone know where Camilla left her van? #Rochester
Harry's been out Christmas shopping. Hoping this is for Camilla. #Christmas
Is one's first book still available? You can bet your arse it is:
Mr Osborne, give that hair back to that Lego man this instant. You look ridiculous.