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Elizabeth Windsor
"Are you sure it's dead?" "Yes, Sir, it's definitely dead".
Put your hand down, Cameron. You cannot go to the loo until it's finished. You should have gone before we came out.
Text from President Obama: "Worst. Lapdance. Ever." Awkward.
The first of Prince Charles' letters has been leaked early. Awkward. #charlesletters
Text from George Osborne: "Wot do you think of the new Cabinet?! BOOM! LOLZ!" Not replying.
No, Ed Miliband, one doesn't "fancy it as a garden feature", you idiot. #EdStone
Time to vote, people. (L-R Miliband, Sturgeon, Cameron)
Nice to see Nick Clegg out campaigning to the last.
Labour on the phone. They're not sure who is going to operate Ed Miliband following the sad death of Keith Harris.
What do you mean you're "forming a coalition"?! Neither of you can string a sentence together for a start! #GE2015
The Supreme Court have ordered that Prince Charles' letters are to be published. Oh well. If you insist.

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