are ur eyes this talented/what's left of this tattoo after 6 years/lip biter/what is a brush
"you and your dog have the same hair color" - every suburban senior citizen
bald guys with facial hair
why does my elevator have an english accent
wearing a white tshirt because it represents my thought process on mondays
wearing glasses makes me feel like im looking thru a window on my face
my coffee machine is broken now so is my life :(
I broke my thumbs: a tragic tail of a chronic texter
an outfit made from magnetic refrigerator letters
i've always wanted to play a body on csi is that too morbid to admit
twins names "Nev" and "Ada"
if I were a bald man I would recreate my head as a bowling ball in the form of a tattoo
Opening an Umbrella Shop in Las Vegas: Secrets of a Successful Nevada Business Woman
deciding if I should wear lipstick today why is my life so hard :(
The Things I Do In the Elevator Alone.
career idea: charging to give directions to tourists, taking their picture.
got invited by a guy to a "super gud buffet ;)" while antiquing but declined because i want to live
Siri is like a built in BFF tho