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melissa k.
makeup music fashion beauty 316 followers
i wonder what my life would be like if i was the same age but routinely used scented lotion from bath and body works and drove a nissan cube
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too lazy to get off the couch and go to the toilet tmi
I relate so much to people I see sitting on benches alone talking to their pets except I don't have the pet
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can someone clarify if the tsa can see my tampon
Why am I Working Here, I'm Too Attractive For This Job.
carpet is ugly unless its an area rug
"are u going to walmart for ur birthday?" - favorite coworker
my wifi connection name does not suit my personality
log cabins are aesthetically displeasing :(
i only feel interesting maybe once every 5-6 months
putting castor oil on my eyebrows hoping they grow
passive agressive text messages ended with emoji smiley face
friendship for sale 😥
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