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pourmecoffee
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♫ It's Tax Day, Tax Day, gotta whine about tyranny and not having any liberty on Tax Day. ♫
"The white walker: Longest horse trek crosses icy lake" newscientist.com/article/mg2222… (Photo: Matthieu Paley) pic.twitter.com/qkTeMofoH2
The Moon has been successfully replaced with an NSA surveillance station. Operation Watchful Overseer is complete.
I HAVE RETURNED YOUR MOON TO THE SKY. NEVER AGAIN DOUBT MY POWER. (scheduled tweet)
In the unholy darkness of the blood moon, the wicked will be marked and the righteous spared. You will see. You will all see.
BREAKING: CNN'S coverage of the search for the missing Afikomen continues with a panel of your Mom, Dad and Uncle Howard.
Pulitzer sex must be amazing.
Try answering "Lunar eclipse" to "Why is tonight different from all other night?" You'll be technically right. See how that goes for you.
RT @BreakingNews: Google agrees to buy Titan Aerospace, maker of high-altitude drones // Wake up, sheeple pic.twitter.com/ugrHHySClU
The Westeros Daily News "Celebrations" section is not the happiest part of the paper.
I can feel the looming lunar eclipse in my blood, my humanity receding into animal madness, overtaken by the desire to hunt and feed.
"Famous composers doing normal shit" Shown: Aaron Copland rakes leaves composersdoingnormalshit.tumblr.com (h/t @DangerMindsBlog) pic.twitter.com/NJdW9Sro1Z
Spoiler outrage is the lowest form of online outrage, above only "I said that already! -- [link to kind of similar tweet]."
Oh my God. Don Draper falling silhouette is Bran falling from tower in GoT Ep. 1. Don is Bran. Everything makes sense now. Drinking, btw.
Proud of CNN for not making Anthony Bourdain look for the plane.
When a lunar eclipse occurs during passover like tomorrow night, anything could happen. Deadbolt locks, don't answer the door for anybody.
Two green jackets is nice, but creating the hovercraft cart is legend j.mp/1m0FnRb pic.twitter.com/NlHPPjDMUi
Finally, the Game of Thrones to Mad Men handoff returns tonight. The Joffrey to Pete transition is completely seamless.
Pulitzers announced tomorrow. Pulling for "Which Simpsons Character Are You?" in Best Quiz.
Jeebus that's terrifyingly beautiful. "Sunlight through smoke from Chile forest fire" (Photo: Alberto Miranda/AFP) pic.twitter.com/LdF0P1fr0z
There's a lunar eclipse starting late Monday night if you believe in the so-called movement of the Sun, Earth and its shadows.
IT IS AL GREEN'S BIRTHDAY. STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LISTEN TO AL GREEN. THIS IS NOT A DRILL youtube.com/watch?v=yhhDOP…
Seems like a good idea. “Spanish village called ‘kill Jews’ considering name change” jpost.com/Jewish-World/J…
Statistical analysis rules out chance global warming is due to natural factors with more than 99% certainty publications.mcgill.ca/reporter/2014/…