Stephen Hawking, not a romanticist.
You used to be fun. Can you just tell me which celebrities are fucking?
"Bad Hombres and Nasty Women," the new album by Joe Biden, drops tonight.
I think about this Errol Morris Trump short all the time. His advice to Kane: "Get yourself a different woman." youtube.com/watch?v=a63ymF…
King in the North.
"Les Moonves on Relationship With Letterman: "He Hated Me"" hollywoodreporter.com/news/cbs-lesli…
What I imagine it's like working in GOP communications this election.
Fact-checkers, ready positions.
Let's check in and see how the GOP Growth & Opportunity project, launched in 2012, is going, shall we?
Half of my graduating class lost their virginity to this song.
Good lord, Drudge page should actually play a .MIDI file of "I Know I'll Never Love This Way Again" when it loads.
2016 Wildlife Photographer of the Year winner -- orangutan goes for the figs (Tim Laman) nhm.ac.uk/visit/wpy/gall…
October Polls 2012 and now.
Not caring about your Nobel Prize is the new Nobel Prize.
In 1815, you had to take out an ad in the fucking newspaper to hardcore subtweet notinthehistorybooks.com/post/151954075…
I promise I'll get it checked out as soon as I get through my co-pay.
Tense moment. "Bathroom at Antalya Film Festival in Turkey" (Emre Tazegul/AP)
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