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Cheesecake Factory DOMINATES unhealthiest meals awards, taking three of nine spots…
GDP up 4% in second quarter fueled by explosive growth in the Johnny Manziel jersey sector.
Gallery of worldwide Putin magazine covers shows his isolation…
Good morning everyone , you live in an insane world. "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles '9/11 poster pulled"…
It's Global Tiger Day. This picture of a tiger watching zoo escape drill is one of the all-time greats (Alpha Press)
That is the point. RT @itvnews: Heavy drinking during middle age can lead to memory loss in later life, study shows
This dog is not so sure about beach walks now
@pourmecoffee I called the police but they would not tell me the clown victim's name. Only Poppy T Clown, who was a witness.
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Mix up your anxieties. Obsess about Ebola mornings, unchecked global conflict afternoons -- then switch it around. Have some fun with it!
Atlas ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ RT @businessinsider: Rand Paul will release a book ahead of his potential presidential bid
Disregard fake transcript going around. Obama did not demand a trial by combat with Netanyahu and then twirl around the room with sword.
Leaked transcript of Obama - Netanyahu conversation so ridiculous had to be fake or an Aaron Sorkin script.
These Ivory Coast cocoa farmers had no idea what their crop was for. Watch them taste chocolate for the first time:…
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Eat mor chikin. “Cows kill German hiker in Austria”…
Giant Colin Firth as Mr. Darcy rises to terrorize Melbourne with longing (Photo Andrew Tauber/@heraldsunphoto)
In political Hell, leaders talk all day about whether they are talking about impeachment. Welcome to Hell.
Everyone must use conversationally today. RT @OED: Glabrify - to make bald.
NASA is 56 years old today and is worrying about finances and dreaming of new vehicles like everyone else its age.
Maybe turning marriage into a televised game show is a greater threat to the sanctity of the institution than loving gay couples.