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Paul F. Tompkins

Trump’s deputy director of the NSA thinks Rudy Giuliani is on Twitter as “@xxxxxxx37583982” :(
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“WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S OUT OF STOCK? THIS IS BLACK FRIDAY!!!"
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Very precisely cut steel using electrical discharge machining.
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This dude is as bad at grabbing as this lady is effortless at pushing. #TwilightZone
The fact that this dog's name is "Michael" makes me feel a little bit better about the world. #nationaldogshow
Want to make sure your turkey isn’t actually noodles? There’s an app for that. #IsThatNoodles
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A silly thanksgiving comic, from a few thanksgivings ago
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OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE
I mean, when you get right down to it, CATS is insane.
@PFTompkins Update: Paw F. Tompkat is officially the most stylish cat in the neighborhood.
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"Meet the alt-right tastemaker putting his stamp on the DC club scene" ~ LA Times
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This is a very fucked up way to find out we don't run the media.
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COME SEE A NIGHT OF MUSIC FOR SOME GOOD CAUSES! Proceeds benefit @PPact & @ACLU! Tix: paulftompkins.com/live
Carla Sutcliffe is the best raccoon extermin—no, wait, she’s a raccoon. Totally a raccoon. #Bajillion @lennonparham
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This passage made me laugh loudly. Such a burn. #rekt #deception
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Ah yes, the rarely seen protest strategy of giving a company your money to show you don't support them.
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lmao at this corny ass dudes meltdown because some people made fun of mike pence at the theatre
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Like most of Platinum Realty’s clients, this was his first time on TV. @nickkroll #Bajillion
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The 2017 SF Sketchfest lineup is now live: sfsketchfest.com/schedule/ Tickets go on sale Sunday! #sfsketchfest
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With Special Guest @laurenlapkus: The host who's always her own guest kp.cc/2g595pi
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