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Paul F. Tompkins
PLEASE RETWEET! A good friend of mine's 15 YO sister has gone missing & her family & friends want her SAFE return! pic.twitter.com/do8WCrzdjl
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Right now, Access Hollywood is doing a review of Renee Zellwegger's life as if she had died.
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I recorded a version of the Holy Modal Rounders' song "Werewolf" for you to stream on #SoundCloud. #HappyHalloween soundcloud.com/sarawatkins/we…
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Lund’s Mall is where I got all those items I was telling you about! You know, the purchases? See for yourself! bit.ly/1FEMEOz
Every now and then its fun to watch this video of @Mike_Eagle performing in a laundromat. youtube.com/watch?v=2totis…
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If you find yourself at a short-form improv show and the host asks for a musical genre, please yell WHALE SONG at the top of your lungs.
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Many web series are dull. Speakeasy with @PFTompkins is wonderful and entertaining. Set aside some time. youtube.com/playlist?list=…
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"Oh I'm too good to show up person to a table read so I'm on a speakerphone. My name is Ben Schwartz."
thesaltman: This collection of “cozy reading nooks” from the LA Times appears to be mostly selected by... tmblr.co/ZEbfZy1TnKoiC
Learn the siren call of the peacock when I join @PFTompkins as Flannery O'Connor on this EP of the @DeadAuthorPod itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the…
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Tonight we recorded a Stunt Spectacular sketch called 'Swampbucklers' that was as much fun as we've had in a long time.
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@BigOlBrandon93: @PFTompkins what's goin on Mr. peanut butter?” PEANUTBUTTER IS ONE WORD
twitter tweets get people TV deals, but the video for Turn Down For What hasn't been optioned for a motion picture franchise? unfair.
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I was reaching for something and didn't expect any notion-activated nonsense and this thing legitimately startled me.
Why is anyone scared to go to the dentist?
New #SpeakeasyWithPFT! Come for my delightful chat with @JohnTheCho, stay for my AMAZING 3-camera turn! bit.ly/1t6TuIx
@pjsmccabe: @PFTompkins do you do the voice of the dog in that cartoon?” It's true. I am the voice of Scrappy-Doo.
@beatnixxx: @PFTompkins is this a subtweet or should we know wtf you're talking about?” You SHOULD know what I'm talking about. SHOULD.
Even if the people you’re getting into business with would’t pass the background check to be on a VH-1 reality garbage-fest! MATHMATHMATH
@PFTompkins In fact, they'd technically be willing to watch a 3 million-minute sitcom if you extrapolate it.
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The success rate of projects adapted from short-form internet content is (I imagine) UNASSAILABLE. Why else would it keep happening? Math!
If millions watch 6-sec. videos, they will absolutely watch a 30-min. sitcom! Built-in audience! It’s just MATH & it’s ALWAYS RIGHT!
My heart goes out to all the good looking people affected by the death of Oscar de la Renta. #RIP
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An interview with @MarcEvanJackson about arts for kids. GUESS WHAT THEY’RE IMPORTANT. #dcp #detroitcreativityproject bit.ly/1wl901c
Since this is the season for chills & frights, here you go: "ACCESS HOLLYWOOD" IS TECHNICALLY ABOUT HUMAN BEINGS!
Tonight in "terrible dinner combinations": tofu fajita bowl and New Yorker article on Ebola
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You know I love comics-but make them starring the Thrilling Adventure characs, including @PFTompkins? SOLD thrillingadventurehour.com/wordpress/comi… #TAHcomics
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I am VERY pleased with my purchase of this 5' poseable skeleton. It will be hard to convince me that his presence in our home should be merely seasonal. HIS NAME IS CAL.
The writing on "The Affair" is pretty sloppy; just the same story from different points of vi WAIT I GOT IT DELETE THIS PLEASE DELETE DELETE
Halifax: If you like @JenKirkman, @MrBobKerr, and/or whatever it is I do, @strangeadventrz is presenting THA SHOW 4 U Friday @ Company House
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me + my Baby Geniuses cohost @MrEmilyHeller are doing a Reddit AMA tomorrow at 6pm! Ask us anythin' pic.twitter.com/J69KoTOAZc
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If my wife could live in a swimming pool, she would do it. She would, without reservation, spend the rest of her natural life in a pool. She would abandon whatever she was asked to-- marriage, friends, family, the privilege of touching the earth ever again, whatever the weird, specific terms of such
I guess today is #ShakeTheSheets10! A see-saw LP of depression & hope! Celebrate by beating your head against the wall and crying w/friends!
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A reboot of Dexter, but this time he stalks and kills people who crunch their disposable water bottles as they drink.
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Not to ruin everything but they only named him Kenickie because of that one song where they needed a rhyme for hickey.
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Paul Kreppel played cocktail lounge pianist "Sonny Mann" on the 80s sitcom "It's A Living" and also endured the harsh flash photography of this picture with me. #fijowed
My friend @drlawyercop thought this was the new Batmobile and I didn't have the heart to tell him the truth (the Batmobile is really just your parents).#fijowed
We CANNOT wait for #timewarp826LA! @TheUniqueSpace will never be the same. See you party people there tonight! #826LAturns10 #danceathon
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Recently finished reading To Kill A Mockingbird. Really struck by how regularly everyone ate cake.
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@ThrillingAdv THE GUY WHO VOICES FRANK DOYLE IS THE SAME GUY WHO VOICES MR.PEANUT BUTTER IN BOJACKHORSEMAN OMG MY LIFE IS A LIE
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Did u know: the first time they carved Mt. Rushmore Lincoln was mid-blink and they had to redo the whole thing
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I don't block people on social media a lot, but sometimes I treat myself. I deserve nice things!
One of my favorite shows OF ALL TIME returns to TV tonight: @ScottAukerman'd @ComedyBangBang! 11pm on @IFC. Do. NOT. Miss. #cbbtv
I pray that before #TheColbertReport is done, they run an episode-long montage of all the times @StephenAtHome has eaten on the show.