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Paul F. Tompkins
humour comedy television 456,962 followers
I maybe named this rescue kitten Paul F. Tomkats since I was listening to the @PFTompkins episode of @ComedyBangBang pic.twitter.com/2f82TxGiFd
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Oh indeed it is! // “@BeauTiesGuy: @PFTompkins is that a Beau Tie you're wearing?? pic.twitter.com/lj2YaEChE2
New #SpeakeasyWithPFT! I chat with @RashisTVUgly & YOU learn the origin of his Twitter handle! bit.ly/Rasheasy
This is a great use of your fake account. // “@WillMcAvoyACN: @PFTompkins Pretty sure he's been the voice of Honda for years.”
GUYS KEVIN SPACEY IS FINALLY DOING COMMERCIALS CAN HELEN MIRREN BE FAR BEHIND
ALL HAIL BRONCONIUS
Tonight’s #BobsBurgers is maybe the craziest episode they’ve done yet, and I’m thrilled to be in it. pic.twitter.com/olRic9Ez29
Now pls tell @ComedyCentral to give me their 11:30 slot. They'll never do it, but it'll make me happy if their feed is flooded with my name.
I am simultaneously devastated that the Colbert Report will end & excited beyond repair at what Colbert & team will do with The Late Show.
Has anyone looked into why Bob Saget's TV wives keep dying?
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Please -- if you're anywhere near Rowena Reservoir/uphill from Gelson's, and you see this lovely cat, @reply me or DM pic.twitter.com/LKVcbcxUpx
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@PFTompkins If we see any more heads on pikes in Game of Thrones, I hope Lionel Richie's clay head from the 'Hello' video gets a cameo.
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"Soon, every Lannister head shall be placed on a pike. Oh, excuse me, which of these are cheese-filled?"
What if Game of Thrones was exactly the same as it is, EXCEPT: there are 7-11s & a lot of the plotting takes place near the hot dog roller?
Sunday funnies: @PFTompkins reads 1-star reviews of The Beatles, Beach Boys, and Rolling Stones. Uh, satisfaction? youtube.com/watch?v=PpR0Vm…
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YOUR ORDERS 1. Listen to this podcast from 3 yrs ago today w/ @PFTompkins: tinyurl.com/tompkast 2. Go see @benpobjie at The Forum at 6.
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.@PFTompkins makes the mistake of calling a kids toy "cute" and gets humiliated fus.in/1s2yLCU #NoYouShutUp
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About once a year I find myself absently singing, "A-rap rap rap, rap rap rap, a-rip rap rappity doo" & I'm happy. cc: @MrHoratioSanz