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Paul F. Tompkins

Tonight at 5pm PST, @ScottAukerman and Akiva (and maybe @mbsings???) are gonna live-tweet the special. Use #BigSexyLive to ask questions.
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"General Flynn went to live on a farm upstate. Period."
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CACKATTACKERS! Spontaneanation Ep 99 has nothing but CRAIG CACKOWSKI for the whole episode! It's SILLY. Listen: bit.ly/SPONTwolf
Why is no one representing this Prince outfit? #grammys
THEY SAID MY "INSTANT PREGNANCY DRINK" WOULD NEVER WORK BUT WHO'S LAUGHING NOW NASA
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Sorry crybaby SJWS there are only 2 genders and here they are
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"Yeah, sure..... can someone get me outta here?"
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This graphic looks like I took a quiz and got "Jeff Sessions."
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Does your twitter client not display polls like this? Sad! Also, makes me think there's stuff I don't get to see on MY client. Unfair!
Normal guy w/ chill hands & a hat that screams "I'll stand up to POTUS."
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Wow, that lede was quite the emotional roller-coaster. Really went south fast theatlantic.com/science/archiv…
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I haven't uploaded an episode in 4 years, and I've noticed people are talking about it a LOT less. Hmmm.
SNL it's time. Cast Rosie O'Donnell as Bannon, the world needs this. We will never ask for another thing again.
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PSA: SEAN SPICER'S VENMO ACCOUNT IS PUBLIC HOLY SHIT
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For half a second I thought he was being interviewed by the gum
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Ep 98 of Spontaneanation has (most of) the brilliant members of @theblackversion as guest & improvisors! Liiiiisten: bit.ly/SPONTwolf
in these rapidly changing times I am glad to have something I can count on - that this book will 100% never be taken from the office kitchen
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Every time I watch football, I'm reminded of the fact that, as a child, I read and re-read the novelization of Gus, the place-kicking mule
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Our political discourse would improve if folks in power and in the opposition could spend even just a second in the other's shoes.
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1. Turn off the concert. 2. Watch anything else! 3. Here's #TakeMyWife episode 1 if that helps: youtube.com/watch?v=ep6972…
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