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Paul F. Tompkins

1. Turn off the concert. 2. Watch anything else! 3. Here's #TakeMyWife episode 1 if that helps:…
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Sneak peek of only available entertainment for the next 4 years after the NEA is done away with.
Make that face all you want that's not how writing on paper works
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SAN FRANCISCO! About to take the stage for my final Sketchfest 2017 show! I'm still alive & hope you are same!
SAN FRANCISCO! My last two Sketchfest shows! WITNESS MEEEEEE Info & tix:
Mark Feldstein singing bird clock just backed out of performing at Trump's inauguration. #sad
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SAN FRANCISCO! More like San Fran THREESHOWS?! I got 3 Sketchfest shows left! Tix:
SAN FRANCISCO! My two most preciousest darling shows happen today at 4 & 10! Info:
Good gravy I love Bajillion Dollar Propertie$
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Harvey: I like to believe stuff. All you have to do is tell me something and I'll believe it.
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Remember William Peter Blatty with this glorious anecdote about his book
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If ur excited about Lego Batman you'll love Lego Manchester By the Sea! Brought to you by #BillyOnTheStreet.
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4 Cute Winter Hats That Can Transition From Winter to the Coming Revolution:
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SOLID 2009 burn. Also, you seem to care about this, but the fucking world is ending?
COUNTERHIVE: I guess I hive a shit! Hivey new year to you.
"What if we left something on people's lawns & it felt like a vague threat?" "What if I gave you A RAISE?"
John McEnroe's twitter career was brief and surprisingly Pinkberry-focused
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This deleted scene from John Carpenter's THE THING is horrifying.
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Should I know who these people are? Or am I good?
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