Trump’s deputy director of the NSA thinks Rudy Giuliani is on Twitter as “@xxxxxxx37583982
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S OUT OF STOCK? THIS IS BLACK FRIDAY!!!"
Very precisely cut steel using electrical discharge machining.
This dude is as bad at grabbing as this lady is effortless at pushing. #TwilightZone
The fact that this dog's name is "Michael" makes me feel a little bit better about the world. #nationaldogshow
Want to make sure your turkey isn’t actually noodles? There’s an app for that. #IsThatNoodles
A silly thanksgiving comic, from a few thanksgivings ago
I mean, when you get right down to it, CATS is insane.
so how much longer until 2016 ends again
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Update: Paw F. Tompkat is officially the most stylish cat in the neighborhood.
"Meet the alt-right tastemaker putting his stamp on the DC club scene" ~ LA Times
This is a very fucked up way to find out we don't run the media.
COME SEE A NIGHT OF MUSIC FOR SOME GOOD CAUSES! Proceeds benefit @PPact
! Tix: paulftompkins.com/live
Carla Sutcliffe is the best raccoon extermin—no, wait, she’s a raccoon. Totally a raccoon. #Bajillion @lennonparham
This passage made me laugh loudly. Such a burn. #rekt #deception
Ah yes, the rarely seen protest strategy of giving a company your money to show you don't support them.
lmao at this corny ass dudes meltdown because some people made fun of mike pence at the theatre
Like most of Platinum Realty’s clients, this was his first time on TV. @nickkroll #Bajillion
The 2017 SF Sketchfest lineup is now live: sfsketchfest.com/schedule/
Tickets go on sale Sunday! #sfsketchfest
With Special Guest @laurenlapkus
: The host who's always her own guest kp.cc/2g595pi