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Paul F. Tompkins
"This is the 6th career Emmy for Alison Janney." Oh, that's right, I keep forgetting about the PERSONAL Emmys. I have 8! #Emmys
My pals, two entities known as @FusionIsPop & @NoYouShutUp, are live-tweeting the #Emmys. So follow them! THIS IS VERY SIMPLE!
To everyone presenting at #Emmys tonight: If u go off-script & tell ppl to change the channel to #GoingDeep I wlll pay u $250 plz RT
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LETS TALK TO THESE PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING TO SIT IN AN AUDITORIUM
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Get VIP tix for 9/12 to see @goSuperego @PFTompkins fast, our VIPs for 9/13 sold out! He who waits gets no swag bag. @kcimprov #laughloud
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Probably the best thing about America is we managed to make soda so unhealthy that companies brag about making their shit with "real sugar."
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LOS ANGELES: @TheVirgil. Come see me & @alieandgeorgia lit’rally in pajamas. And wear yours. $5! Doors: 7, show: 8. pic.twitter.com/AbVX6yu3Ue
@The_Davenporter: @PFTompkins, is there any way to find out what guests you are having on tonight's show?” Yes, by coming to the show.
Here’s one of my fave designs, Virgil Van Cleef! Voiced by the incredible @PFTompkins ! #BoJackHorseman pic.twitter.com/6RF5644XJX
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From the hilarious @goSuperego: youtu.be/3HibSW5DKg4. Watch it twice. Once straight through, then go back & press pause to read the menus.
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It's a always nice when the day starts with good news. pic.twitter.com/onOmbdlebD
Help us wish @MarcEvanJackson a happy birthday by donating to the nonprofit he founded in Detroit: bit.ly/Y9uxie Use #MEJBD
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IT'S SCANDALOUS, I TELL YOU ALL! … tmblr.co/ZEbfZy1OoFLWN
Saturday's @Varietopia is SOLD OUT. So come see me & @alieandgeorgia in our pajamas on Sunday! Slumber Party Live: bit.ly/Xkme3a
Got your tix for @KCIF14 yet? @goSuperego w/ @PFTompkins is back! & tons of other improv troupes. Don't miss it fools kcimprovfestival.blogspot.com
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Sunday night, we pull @PFTompkins in a pillowfort for Slumber Party Live! Confessions, ghost stories, pajamas. COME: m.facebook.com/events/1453841…
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Always wanted a jingle written about you? Let @tonythaxton make your dreams come true! downwrite.com/artist/70/tony…
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I'm sure I'm missing out on a lot of schmoozing and networking and general lovey-dovey stuff within the community but ohhhh wellllll
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After I deleted my Facebook, some people would tell me they didn't know how to reach me, and my shrugging would intensify until I flew away.
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One day I'll be able to shut down my Twitter and my blogs and my body and I'll just be a brain in a jar with robot arms yaaaaaay
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LOS ANGELES: I’ve just heard from the head Largonaut: there are 8 TICKETS LEFT for this Saturday’s @Varietopia bit.ly/Varietopia814 DO IT
FINALLY, the perfect marriage of topic and speaker! This is all about to make sense, now. pic.twitter.com/vXwL48TvQM
A few tickets left for this Saturday's @Varietopia. Another chance to avoid regret on Sunday. Live, damn you, LIVE! bit.ly/Varietopia814
This was the most detailed Buzzfeed quiz I ever took. Tell Us About Yourself(ie): buzzfeed.com/whitneyjeffers…
Look, I'd love to enjoy videos of adorable pets & babies, but the regional accents of the people people behind the cameras disgust me.
WAS GONNA DO A FUN EMOJII RUN ABOUT ALL THIS SOUL CRUSHING CHAOS BUT FORGOT THERE ARE NO BLACK PPL EMOJII.
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Keep in mind: This year on racist Cliven Bundy's ranch folks w/guns defied US govt. Threatened to SHOOT Feds. Were NEVER arrested. #Ferguson
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@ughBrett: @PFTompkins Any reason why [@Varietopia] line-ups aren't usually announced?” Because the show is always worth going to. ALWAYS.
You empty 'em dreemcaytchers? THE SUPEREGO SPLENDOR CONTINUES. youtu.be/J9tvaa7hvz8
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Yo, you chill bros scarfed your tix for 'Topes yet? Peep this bombass link! bit.ly/Varietopia814 FANTASTIBALLS! [I took a marketing class]
People! ALS is the name of a company that makes ice buckets!
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My one friend accepted the ice bucket challenge, but he didn't film it. He ate the whole ice bucket. Dumb mother fucker. Shoulda filmed it.
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DID YOU KNOW? @Varietopia is THIS COMING AMERICAN SATURDAY! Very very very special guests. Come come come! bit.ly/Varietopia814
NRA: the thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun NRA codebook: good=white and "bad guy with a gun"="any black guy"
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I scored 6328 in 2048: @PFTompkins Edition - wildly frustrating. And addicting. Grrr. games.usvsth3m.com/2048/pft-editi…
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(2/2) This thing lands on @netflix next Friday. It is going to go places that you do NOT expect. variety.com/2014/digital/n… #BojackHorseman
(1/2) Just saw the first 2 eps of @RaphaelBW's #BojackHorseman. It stars @arnettwill, @aaronpaul_8, @alisonbrie & ME, and it is NUTS.