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Patton Oswalt
comedian comedy music 1,674,678 followers
This retired admiral's whole description of future climate change wars is devastating: slate.me/1jR3yyf pic.twitter.com/3MtJk0k6fV
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.@ARTofCOOP @BostonMagazine Toppling the mighty! Never back down, Boston Magazine!
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@pattonoswalt @BostonMagazine "there are five band members all equally important which we greatly respect." THOSE MONSTERS
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How DARE Macauley Culkin have fun with his band! The snide mediocrities at @BostonMagazine set him straight: bit.ly/1eHWXHl
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Roger said this year's guest @pattonoswalt's character, Matt, is who the audience can identify with in #YoungAdult. bit.ly/1r1rUq7
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I got to cane the cow-walkin' shit out of @pattonoswalt yesterday while shooting an episode of #drunkhistory. Wahoo!! pic.twitter.com/UF29Lf4zw2
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Oh man, this season is going to be GREAT. Holy moley. And that's all I'm gonna say. @OrphanBlack
First 2 episodes of Season Two of @OrphanBlack. Which I will begin watching...now: pic.twitter.com/dwkGWYTSCl
How am I JUST NOW hearing about this? Rare Storm Large (@Stormof69) L.A. show! THIS Sunday! Almost sold-out! WOW: bit.ly/1ldqcjI
Pretty sure an old gypsy caressed my French bulldog's cheek and whispered, "Forever farting."
.@nannystatehate @MarkSteynOnline Might want to go ahead and re-un-follow.
but god forbid you hear a different opinion. If you can express your opinion like a grown up, I WILL listen and consider it
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that's not safety right there. that's putting yourself in a bubble where you insulate yourself from criticism
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"We're not trying to trick anyone." -- harsh realities about how the world treats transgender people. MUST READ: bit.ly/1j9r47J
.@JohnRoycomic But getting maced is such a nice morning wake-up!
It’s National Poetry Month, which is a lot of funth.
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@chezpazienza @undeadmolly Yep. At a point in history where more ideas are available, we've become LESS open, not more.
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@ShittingtonUK @undeadmolly We don't shrug off being offended anymore. We gather the online mob and try to stomp it out completely. Insane.
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