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Patton Oswalt

well, there goes David Dukes endorsement
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This won't mean shit to the mealworms supporting Trump 'cuz it's a fact & all:
Found a quiet spot at @laluzdejesus to meditate today...
Box Office phone lines open Mon-Sat 10am-3pm: 585.274.3000 for @pattonoswalt on 9/16 at Kodak Hall Eastman Theatre.
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I needed some hard inspiration today. Thank you for this @pattonoswalt
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George Harrison's magical threeway of true love finally breaks Paul McCartney's curse, banishing him back to Hell.
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WHAT is this gorgeous thing? Best cover of Bowie's "Starman" I've ever heard...
From a Baton Rouge resident who got steamrolled by the #TrumpTrain.
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Planes rerouted. Trucks held up. Choppers, cops diverted. So a "billionaire" could hand out Play-Doh for 49 seconds…
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@pattonoswalt @SueBee0619 I mean, fresh water would have been good too, but where would he get-- oh. Ooooohhhhh.
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I'm re-binging @CW_CrazyXGF. This song is hilarious & brilliant. How did it not launch a thousand Tumblr blogs?…
'Sassy Trump' can't resist lying to you people. Fresh mockery from Peter Serafinowicz.…
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I love @comiclogicva and @BigPlanetComics for their focus on local artists/writers. Big Planet even publishes 'em!
Don't let your kids watch the news:
The Men's Rights Movement. Florida, 2009.
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My hometown comics shop -- @comiclogicva -- has a fuckin' THEME SONG:
This is SUPER spoiler-y if you haven't seen SUICIDE SQUAD. It's also SUPER funny. Thanks, @JennyENicholson:
One of the dumbest things I've ever laughed at for 20 minutes. I am a dumb dumb.…
*Record scratch* *Freeze frame* Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.
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Tell me this is not the greatest weekend in the history of the internet
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New SASSY TRUMP: I Was Being Sarcastic! — remember, all @realDonaldTrump’s actual words.…
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mmmm, can't wait to try Guy Fieri's new food truck!
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