"Always being annoyed is not a hobby."
Murray's search for a hobby leads us to banjos, bongos, and bickering. #TheGoldbergs
An all-new episode of #TheGoldbergs
starts NOW! Retweet if you're ready for some laughs!
These guys will be disappointed that Ann Coulter canceled her speech. They've been working really hard to plan for violence in Berkeley...
is on cloud nine after getting a compliment from @tomhanks youtube.com/watch?v=HctCD4…
In his first 100 days Obama visited: Mexico, Canada, Iraq, UK, France Germany, Trinidad, Turkey, Czech.R
TRUMP CAN'T EVEN PRONOUNCE NAZIS RIGHT. WTF
tonight on @FallonTonight
! Till then, stare at this pic of him playing TV's Son of TV's Frank & see who blinks first.
Eventful day over in Dipshit Thunderdome.
Lol at this guy RTing the notification that he's being viciously dunked on beyond belief
Hunan Homes on Jackson does NOT fuck around with kung pao. #noserunning
Any of you cocksucker rat bastards wanna meet me here later for a drink? Tell 'em "Al Kaholik" sent ya.
Ah, Li Po's. Named for an inscrutable poet, and the site of one of my most epic drinking blitzes. #4dayhangover
Ever want to get a drink somewhere purely because of the doorway?
This salon was opened after the purchase of a thesaurus.
For some reason this little tree reminds me how much I love @AndyKindler
yeah id like yo deposit 2 potatoes and check the balance on my pogues lol i luv bein a comedian
About to get dinner in San Francisco's famous Little Italy!
Not a lot of people eat here, but everyone who does opens a noodle restaurant.
Statement from Mark Sherman of the Lyric Hyperion.
A beautiful friend
She opened up her heart and let me in...
Join us Monday for a fireside chat with @jack
and the cast of @WeAreTheCircle
LIVE from Twitter HQ! #TheCircle
Hey @JoelGHodgson @jonahray @pattonoswalt
you have a new super fan! My daughter spent the evening making the crew of @MST3K
The team behind #TheCircle
will sit down with Twitter CEO @jack
for an exclusive live Twitter event discussing the film.