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Patton Oswalt
comedian comedy music 1,813,434 followers
Get some rest now, Netflix original series @BoJackHorseman goes live at midnight Pacific time! pic.twitter.com/206Lsu8tpk
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Total Doh’vastation has arrived. Watch #EverySimpsonsEver on FXX & join us as we live tweet the ENTIRE MARATHON amp.twimg.com/v/ef35b25e-3b2…
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In the interest of transparency the Ferguson PD officer that shot Mike Brown is Sgt. Heywood Jablome.
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Dear #Ferguson PD: When the citizens peacefully asked you to do the right thing they didn't mean re-enact the Spike Lee movie.
Cookies, coffee & Harlan Ellison, helping me get through Robin Williams' passing. Still can't accept he's gone: pic.twitter.com/ZVkuL6AaAr
I talked to funny people like Kyle Kinane and Patton Oswalt about the allure of Athens, Ga. bit.ly/1q8hLHq
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Hey Media? Maybe instead of sending cameras to Robin Williams’ house to be ghoulish, you could send cameras to #Ferguson to be journalists.
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"But doctor, I AM Pagliacci." That's the only way this makes sense. Can't stand thinking of him being that sad. #RIPRobinWilliams
20 WONDERFULLY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES FROM KILLERS AND PSYCHOPATHS tcat.tc/1nd4UBO
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I gotta tell ya, playing Patton Oswalt's lover is wearing me out! @SHIELDRadio
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On Comedy: Patton Oswalt, Morgan Murphy and Others Have Comedy Specials nyti.ms/1o9Q2EE
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It's almost like @pattonoswalt voice has changed. Him and @realjknoxville killed this story. #DrunkHistory
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Doing another drunk history tonight. It may be on right now in the east. Tonight I work with my friend @pattonoswalt! pic.twitter.com/3B2RIv4XBM
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Patton Oswalt reveals Marvel's sexy new 'Agents of SHIELD' character ow.ly/zBhb0
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It’s official. MANDATORY FUN enters the Billboard album chart this week at #1. Wow. WOW.
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