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Patton Oswalt
.@pattonoswalt Hiked to the top of Griffith Park this morning and left his wish. Written on an Egg McMuffin receipt: pic.twitter.com/sBhuOFnS12
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We're just counting down the seconds till @pattonoswalt assaults us with his Mad Max/The Muthers double @AlamoDC!! pic.twitter.com/0DV3S0t1O6
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VERY excited for my 2 volume "HOW TO BE A STAND-UP COMEDIAN", coming this Christmas!
had such a wonderful time on my date yesterday I thought it might make a great romance. Look out Nicholas Sparks! pic.twitter.com/h9YOqm4sPL
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Patton Oswalt apologizes to Albert Brooks for stealing one of his bits avc.lu/1J5G9Ic pic.twitter.com/34YP1GQHiE
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One more for you, @kurtmetzger. More brilliance from @ShittingtonUK & his indispensible LiarTownUSA Tumblr: pic.twitter.com/cAEppxerTg
Exciting news: @pattonoswalt asked me to design a poster for his show in St. Louis this fall. Here’s what I did: pic.twitter.com/Utgfux9qTQ
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JUST ADDED: @pattonoswalt on 8/29 & One Man Breaking Bad on 9/17-19. Tickets for both go on sale Friday! @smilesallen pic.twitter.com/E8kZ3wP5Zh
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Happy Memorial Day to my Grandfather Oswalt; fought in 3 wars (in WW2 flew missions in B-17's) pic.twitter.com/1XmQkr9Mjf
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when u find out every 2016 republican presidential candidate took a selfie with josh duggar pic.twitter.com/u1kO5v9UE3
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Walk inside Van Gogh's THE NIGHT CAFE with this incredible VR display. slate.me/1IX1X74 pic.twitter.com/CLXo5ry7sp
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Penicillin. The Internet. Now this. When am I going to invent something important?!?! pic.twitter.com/0td1rCtItL
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