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Patton Oswalt
Day 1 on set with @Lexialex @CW_Arrow. Lexi is actually sitting down but wearing her invisibility cloak.
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Pop Rocks blog: @pattonoswalt takes an old-school Myspace survey before his #Tampa show #tbt bit.ly/1KQFuGc
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#TBT tailgating at Simple Minds concert (or maybe it was OMD, memory is fuzzy from all the Whip-Its I did in the 80s)
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Packed event with @BootsRiley & @pattonoswalt was there & hung out afterward. Wish I could vote Riley/Oswalt for Pres
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.@NYCWFF added @FATJEW as a host in our ramen party, so we are no longer involved. I'm sorry facebook.com/thefoodlabreci…
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Celebrate H.P. Lovecraft's 125th birthday with this Lovecraftian alphabet avc.lu/1U1bufN
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The Internet Plagiarist Taking Over the World: @FATJEW Is Thriving, and Comedians Are Pissed thebea.st/1Ex37S3
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Most of us here know @FATJEW is shit, but your FB friends might not. Help them. I wrote this, use or write your own!
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David Simon on #BlackLivesMatter and Why Bill Clinton Is To Blame For Mass Incarceration: thebea.st/1EoD7IF
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Three hours before Bernie Sanders rally in LA and line stretches two city blocks outside Memorial Sports Arena.
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@pattonoswalt Here's one from his earlier Freewheelin' period.
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heres a photo of a puppy eating a shoe to take your mind off Mike Huckabee talking about a womans vagina #GOPDebate
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@pattonoswalt haha so in case anyone needed the translation. Bing has your back. pic.twitter.com/QBPjekATr9
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Scott Walker Holds A Fetus, 2015
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