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Patton Oswalt

Take a bow, pro #Brexit cuntkabobs:
PERFECT segue on @MSNBC during #Brexit coverage. Wait for it...
Happy Father's Day to my Death Rattler Dad (call sign: WIZARD)
@pattonoswalt stand-up inspired @CAH cards. Took a bit of artistic license with exact quotes. #cardsagainsthumanity
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@pattonoswalt I hope the @nytimes crossword was harder than when you were in a hidden picture in Highlights Magazine
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Wow check out this letter from Brocks dad arguing for probation
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hm everyone sharing the Stanford victims letter but no one is sharing Brock's heartfelt letter
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"There's no ever-after/There's only in-between." Juliana Hatfield, "Hotels" See you guys in September. Hold tight.
"Your lettuce crop is so late the restaurants you provide to serve salad for dessert!"
One of my daughters sketch books already contains better election coverage than @CNN:
He just can't get enough of Veronica Deane. #ArcherFX is all-new TONIGHT at 10PM on FX.
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Funerals are final but there's no closure. Memorials are hopeful but they don't bring back the dead.
This was dialogue I had to ADR for episode 4 of #LadyDynamite. One take:
Getting Me Through The Grief, cont'd: @JAdomian as Tom Leykis on @ComedyBangBang:…
#LadyDynamite is one of the most inventive, absurdist, beautiful comedies in recent history:
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You just rolled a 1, Gary. Look at me, Gary. That's a Critical Failure, Gary. You failed. #winning #dnd #trump2016
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Listen, Gary’s not a hero. Gary got captured by goblins. Heroes don't get captured by goblins. #dnd #dungeonmaster
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Tomb of Horrors is scary, like Vietnam. It is my personal Vietnam. I feel like a great and very brave warrior. #dnd
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Nobody reads the Monster Manual more than me. The '79 edition means a lot, but I don't want to get into specifics.
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Maria Bamford’s Netflix comedy is one of the most flat-out original new shows on TV:
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