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You underestimate me at your peril. See you guys in January. #Justified
Seems like a good time to revisit last month's New Hampshire pumpkin festival riots and their lack of tear gas.
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Silverlake apartment building with a skull-faced front.
BREAKING VIDEO: Police Lied. Mike Brown was killed 148 feet away from Wilson's SUV… #Ferguson
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Yummy poster for my 1/14/15 Madison show. @400lonelythings made it. Download it FREE at…:
(1 of 2) Here is the terrific poster that @kiiarens did for my 1/24/15 Phoenix show:
They're here! Thanks for the assist @se4realhinton and @pattonoswalt not sure we get these w/o your help
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A reminder from Amy Poehler for our friends at @TIME (Banning the word "feminist"? Seriously?
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In light of Veterans Day: the most memorable headstone I've ever seen.
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My daughter, wearing her grandpa's Vietnam-era F4 flight helmet. Thanks, dad. Happy #VeteransDay:
When you come in here and you hear me typing it means that I am working!
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Can't believe Ronzoni put my Wu-Tang name on their gluten-free pasta:
Like a giant insect made of black electricity:
Gorgeous, circular rainbow in the clouds below our plane. Probably a dimensional portal or something: