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Patton Oswalt
Those were NOT my STAR WARS sheets in tonight's @AgentsofSHIELD. I brought my own but the network said no: pic.twitter.com/JJcDtyseWM
The 2015 PEN Freedom to Write Award goes to Azerbaijani Khadija Ismayilova. In prison in Azerbaijan right now. pic.twitter.com/k2ozZrfFqR
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Gerard Biard, Charlie Hebdo editor in chief, gets a standing ovation at the #PENgala. This was how his speech ended. pic.twitter.com/OblIuRpT9v
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WHY did I not consider my crippling OCD when I bought my daughter this Spirograph?!? #cantstop pic.twitter.com/6oXTnRK8Lm
Man up. A new episode of #Veep premieres in 3 hours on @HBO. pic.twitter.com/7UAnADEIFs
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Just realized there are hidden TIE Advanced X1 fighters stitched into my daughter's shirt.
We simply can NOT thank @pattonoswalt enough for coming on the show. He's every bit as awesome in person. Thank you! pic.twitter.com/7uhUHZVAwI
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Finally found the title for my low-budget sorcerer movie.
The Internet summarized (thank you @pattonoswalt; apologies for the overgeneralization on my part): pic.twitter.com/puJgUvE9nV
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How can you not love the smile on this whale by @pattonoswalt? 1 of the 12 Doodles for Hunger bit.ly/1QVj2Cd pic.twitter.com/YI1Z5HF9O5
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Would have raised sales by 42% just by naming them American Pezidents. More proof that every office needs a comedian. pic.twitter.com/9mODoQl7Ie
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