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Patton Oswalt
comedian comedy music 1,788,928 followers
On Comedy: Patton Oswalt, Morgan Murphy and Others Have Comedy Specials nyti.ms/1o9Q2EE
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It's almost like @pattonoswalt voice has changed. Him and @realjknoxville killed this story. #DrunkHistory
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Doing another drunk history tonight. It may be on right now in the east. Tonight I work with my friend @pattonoswalt! pic.twitter.com/3B2RIv4XBM
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Patton Oswalt reveals Marvel's sexy new 'Agents of SHIELD' character ow.ly/zBhb0
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It’s official. MANDATORY FUN enters the Billboard album chart this week at #1. Wow. WOW.
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Happy Fathers Day to a man who received purple heart during Vietnam. I once won skeeball tournament at Dave & Busters pic.twitter.com/g7c1AMBoqo
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I'm going radio silent until Tuesday, September 2nd. The most recent post on my Facebook will explain why: on.fb.me/1kwgJXj
Gift from a fan. My legacy. My curse. pic.twitter.com/J20Insgrb7
@pattonoswalt greatvset. Just walked past Ryan in the john. Direct quote from him "I almost got stabbed by my ex wife" swear to God.
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90 minutes, Chicago. You were amazing. Wanted to do more but my voice gave out. #iloveyou
Oh wow. This is the short film that the C.O.W.L. comic is based on. Very cool: bit.ly/1kuqIXV
Patton Oswalt Had The Perfect #YesAllWomen Tweet So Of Course Jackholes On Twitter Got All Worked Up uproxx.it/1wIbicG
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People who don't follow @MrGeorgeWallace on Twitter -- why do you bother waking up in the morning?
Shout out to folks makin' love outta nothin' at all. There was nothin' there a second ago then BAM, they're makin' love!
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This country went to hell when kids stopped wearin' those propeller hats. Let's put some damn propeller hats on these nasty ass kids.
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Shout out to glory days, passin' you by in the wink of a young girl's eye and whatnot and such and such.
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SO excited to be on NO YOU SHUT UP this Monday on @ThisIsFusion, with the always brilliant @PFTompkins: fus.in/1gQnP92