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Patrick Star
spongebob comedy cartoons 430,022 followers
The Dirty Bubble may be a villain, but I at least agree with him about one thing: being clean is overrated.
It's true, Squidward is better at card games than me. But that's because card games are boring.
I'm always up for National High Five Day! But when it comes to Down Low Day, I am always Too Slow.
If you're thinking of jumping off a diving board into a tiny cup full of water, take it from a guy who's tried it: don't.
I wonder what my arm dreams of when it falls asleep.
Ask me any question about @SpongeBob. I can answer them all! I didn't say it'd be the right answer.
I can't take my eyes off you! They appear to be stuck to your body. Could we maybe pour some water on my eyeballs, please?
Never give up hope. Give up a bunch of other things first. Like working!
Sure, I have a big family tree. We sea stars are not small.
Squidward says I can't dump garbage in his yard anymore. What am I supposed to do now? I guess I'll just have to start eating it again.
I could stand to take a shower! But I'd rather sit and take a bath.
Uh-oh! I said a bad word, and now I have to wash my mouth out with soap.
Some people really like to go shopping. I don't mind the shopping part, it's the "go" part that's too much work for me.
I think I figured out how to be a spy! All you have to do is put a blanket on your head and just like that, you're "under cover."
I tried serving tables at the Krusty Krab, but that's an impossible job. Tables can't tell you what they want!
I would be a member of any club that would have me!
It's April Fools Day already?! I still haven't finished dealing with all of March's fools!
My mom always told me to look both ways while walking down the middle of the street. Or, something like that.
I can't eat any more of this fancy pate.Yuck.
What I lack in brawn, I more than make for know, the other thing.
If I had a pet, I would break all the rules and let it feed me.
Why do I always lose at Peek-a-Boo?!? It's just too hard.
If I could tell time, I would tell it to stop making me feel late!
Have you ever wondered where the sun goes when it sets? Me neither. Let's not wonder together!
There's gold in them there hills! I can smell it!