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Patrick Star
spongebob comedy cartoons 451,844 followers
They say there’s no rest for the wicked. I wonder if that’s true. I’d better sleep on it.
I sure could go for a sandwich. But is there any chance the sandwich could come to me instead?
SpongeBob told me he sleeps better after a hard day’s work. But I’m already good at sleeping, so why mess with success?
I need a firm house made of rock. It’s too easy for me to walk right through other kinds of walls.
Why do people dislike Plankton’s chum so much? It’s technically a food like product.
Some people ask, why do you live under a rock? It’s a good question. I should try living under other things.
All of us get our turn to play the fool, and the non-fool, whatever that is.
If I were the bus driver, I’d have a job by now.
I may not know much about art, but I know you’re not supposed to eat it. And that is why I don’t like art.
You’d think after spending hours on it every day, I’d be better at watching TV. I’d better keep practicing.
I love Glove World! If it were clothes, it would fit me like a … something that fits really well!
How did I get to be so smart? I have no clue.
Don’t cry over spilled milk. That’s just wasting valuable time. If you hurry, you might still be able to drink it!
I don’t understand why Squidward is so upset. I only hopped into his bath to borrow his rubber ducky.
I’m thirsty. Sure wish I knew where to find some water in this ocean.
I’m not much of a reader. Unless you count palm reading. That’s where I write my grocery list, to be read later.
I got backstage passes to the Ned & The Needlefish concert, but I don’t want that. How am I supposed to see the show from backstage?
There are a lot of fish that are smarter, stronger, and more powerful than me. I’m so glad I don’t have to do their jobs.
The Krusty Krab is the best restaurant in Bikini Bottom! I know this because I have eaten at zero other Bikini Bottom restaurants.
Do I consider myself special? Absolutely! I’m just as special as anyone else.
I love amusement parks, but why stop there? We’re thinking too small. I want an amusement nation!
They say money can’t buy you happiness. Happiness must be really expensive if even money can’t buy it!
Some people say I’m not really a deep thinker. That is true. I can only think in the shallow end of the pool.
Happy Independence Day! Today we celebrate when I liberated food from my plate.
Happy Father’s Day to a great dad who taught me so much! I probably should have written it down, because now I don’t remember any of it.