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Patrick Star
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How did I get to be so smart? I have no clue.
Don’t cry over spilled milk. That’s just wasting valuable time. If you hurry, you might still be able to drink it!
I don’t understand why Squidward is so upset. I only hopped into his bath to borrow his rubber ducky.
I’m thirsty. Sure wish I knew where to find some water in this ocean.
I’m not much of a reader. Unless you count palm reading. That’s where I write my grocery list, to be read later.
I got backstage passes to the Ned & The Needlefish concert, but I don’t want that. How am I supposed to see the show from backstage?
There are a lot of fish that are smarter, stronger, and more powerful than me. I’m so glad I don’t have to do their jobs.
The Krusty Krab is the best restaurant in Bikini Bottom! I know this because I have eaten at zero other Bikini Bottom restaurants.
Do I consider myself special? Absolutely! I’m just as special as anyone else.
I love amusement parks, but why stop there? We’re thinking too small. I want an amusement nation!
They say money can’t buy you happiness. Happiness must be really expensive if even money can’t buy it!
Some people say I’m not really a deep thinker. That is true. I can only think in the shallow end of the pool.
Happy Independence Day! Today we celebrate when I liberated food from my plate.
Happy Father’s Day to a great dad who taught me so much! I probably should have written it down, because now I don’t remember any of it.
If I could be any superhero in the world, I would probably be the one with the power to sleep a lot.
I'm sorry to have to tell you this @SpongeBob, but I think there's a dragon right behind you!
I sure could go for a sandwich. I just wish I didn't have to go get it. Guess I'll just take a nap and dream of a sandwich.
Let's play "I Win."
A big meanie at the store told me to go crawl back under the rock I came from. How does he know where I live?!?
You can make any park into an amusement park! You just have to be easily amused.
I love a parade! Wait: what is a parade again?
I wish my future self would come back in time to this moment and give me a time machine. Come on, Future Self, don't let me down!
I like playing the drums! Now I finally have a good reason to hit something with a stick.
Some legends are pretty hard to believe. Have you heard the one about land mammals having whole cities of their own? Come on, that's crazy!
The key to meditation is emptying your mind of all thoughts. I'm pretty much meditating all the time.