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Probably the happiest Brendan Rodgers was all night:
Lukas Podolski, Tweet the living shite out of that one, he's only gone and got the bloody winner!!! #ANDvAFC
What the bloody hell, went for a piss and Arsenal are 2-1 up!!!!!!!!!
Isco is a class act, first he comes up with the Thong Song and now he's a glorious midfielder, what a man.
Anderlecht hit the woodwork, Arsenal remain a goal down and are 13/5 to get a draw:
A bit like Renée Zellweger, Liverpool just don't look the same as last year.
Arsenal trail Anderlecht by a goal to nil!!
Tyler: 'I wonder what Rickie Lambert is thinking on the bench?' 'This is great', probably, 'free tickets for the Champions League'.
After putting in a solid shift, Mario settles down to watch the second half.
Match Update: Gareth Bale is watching this game on TV.
Mario doing the dirty deed at half time:
Mario Balotelli subbed at half-time...
Latest live odds and scores from elsewhere tonight, Arsenal currently 0-0
For those mentioning Istanbul on Twitter, I didn't see Glen Johnson in Istanbul.
City blow a two-goal lead last night and Liverpool getting hammered tonight. This represents the best 2 days in Man Utd’s season.
The half time break will provide Rodgers with the chance to apply some Tipp-Ex to his teeth and tell some more people he can speak Spanish
You do have to remember it is Real Madrid...
But what about the spirit of Istanbul?
Steven Gerrard said that Liverpool could shock Real Madrid:
GOAL!!! Liverpool 0-3 Real Madrid
If Brendan Rodgers had anything about him he'd bring Kolo Toure on, just for a laugh.
GOAL!!! Liverpool 0-2 Madrid
Gary Neville just referred to the European Champions as 'this mob', I say.
GOAL!!! Liverpool 0-1 Madrid (Ronaldo)
Enjoy Gazprom responsibly.
Latest match odds: Liverpool: 16/5 Draw : 13/5 Madrid: 5/6"
Decent start for Liverpool here, Raheem Sterling's Real Madrid audition going well.
The worry is for Liverpool, that Glen Johnson is playing right back.
Operation snap Cristiano Ronaldo commenced.
Underway at Anfield...
All the money in football and there's a man in a suit crouched under the 'No to racism' banner propping it up with his shoulder.
Mario Balotelli dives back into the dressing room to check his Tinder matches.
I'm bloody excited about this one, hit me up with your fine predictions folks...#LiverpoolVsRealMadrid
Obviously Álvaro Arbeloa doesn't know how shite QPR actually are...
15 minutes till kick off and Ronaldo is going through his final warm up routine; masturbating furiously to his own reflection.
Geoff Shreeves modelling himself on Steve Bruce. Each to their own.
Real Madrid, Arsenal and Atletico Madrid all to win tonight 7/2! #PowerPlay #PPValue
Arsenal XI: Martinez; Chambers, Mertesacker, Monreal, Gibbs; Flamini; Wilshere, Ramsey, Cazorla, Sanchez; Welbeck. #AFC
Jamie Redknapp and co spending a good 10 minutes here telling us Ronaldo is good.
. @BumperGraham on what Real Madrid have learned from the Anfield Ambush of 2009. Great read for #lfc fans:
Arsenal also in action tonight, could do with a win tonight to give themselves a decent chance of getting knocked out in the last 16.
Fancy putting Liverpool v Real Madrid on Sky Sports 5, sneaky bastards.
Think Madrid could struggle without Bale tonight...
Brendan Rodgers has taken some acid to get him through tonight's game, fair play: