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Elisha Twerski
There's nothing like getting a fake promotional offer from a fake DirecTV number and than calling back to screw with them... #FridayFun
The NFL got it right with the new domestic abuse policy and now the Aldon Smith suspension... is Roger Goodell still commish??!
Seems appropriate... RT @RapSheet Aldon Smith has been suspended 9 games per the NFL
Must've missed health class... RT @BlkSportsOnline: BSO: Willis McGahee About To Have His 10th Kid by 8th Baby Mama bit.ly/1paxTXA
ICYMI: My 2014 Packers game-by-game predictions: packeye.com/2014/08/25/pac…
This Packers QB competition is just too close to call... how are they going to cut either of those guys?
Last year in the preseason the Packers couldn't really go for it on 4th because they had a legit K competition. No reason not to this year.
.@Michelle_NFL wrote this about Jeff Janis a few days ago. If you haven't read it, now would be a good time to do so bleacherreport.com/articles/21728…
Jay Elliott reminds me a little of Cameron Wake, who was also an undrafted FA.
It's Jay Elliot's world and we're all living in it...
My 2yo daughter sprained her wrists and both hips lifting me onto our roof to save my son from a rabid tortoise.
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Sprained my pelvis trying to rescue my hamster, Neal, from a pile of fire ants inside our dryer.
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Shhhh... no one tell Jason Kidd. RT @WojYahooNBA Doc Rivers' extension will be worth more than $50 million over five years.
Unlike Philip Rivers, Aaron Rodgers can actually pull off the Bolo tie... RT @packers: Dressed to impress pic.twitter.com/hiVcYktavQ
I just offered Josh Gordon to someone for Peyton Manning... he didn't bite.
If the NFL wants to reduce concussions, a good start would be permanently suspending Brandon Meriweather.
Good, he deserved it. RT @RLiuNFL Redskins S B. Meriweather suspended 1st 2 gms of regular season for 6th violation of player safety rules
Check out my Packers 2014 Game-by-Game predictions --> packeye.com/2014/08/25/pac…
Packers injuries: Raji (bicep) - out for year. Brad Jones (quad) - I'd be surprised if he plays at Sea. Tretter (knee) - out 4-6 weeks.
Just watching the Packers-Raiders game... man, Julius Peppers does not look like a 34-year old. He's a freak.
In just two games, Packers LB Jay Elliot is tied for the NFL lead in sacks this preseason with four.
Per @jasonjwilde, J.C. Tretter's knee injury will not require surgery. He could miss up to six weeks though.
For what it's worth, Corey Linsley has graded out as the third-best center in the NFL this preseason (via @PFF). 117 snaps.
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Rams QB Sam Bradford is out for the season with a torn ACL, per @mortreport. Rough career for him so far.
If Bradford has indeed re-torn his ACL, the Rams should attempt to trade for Christian Ponder...
Packers LB Jay Elliot is tied for the NFL lead in sacks this preseason with four.
Did the world just blow up??
Pickett and Jolly don't fit with what the Packers want to do on defense... Even with Raji out, I don't see either of them coming back.
PPR: A) Andrew Luck and Doug Martin... Or B) Tony Romo and A.J. Green?
@MLBGIFs: Don't slam your helmet, kids. Unless you have reflexes like this. pic.twitter.com/riSJ1IxF2W” wow. Just wow.
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Damn, one of my favorite writers ---> RT @AaronNagler Like a veteran let go late into free agency, I was let go by B/R this morning.
Check out my new blog, Packeye.com. My first article ranks the fantasy QBs: packeye.com/2014/08/17/201…
I'd venture to say we can expect to see Rodgers lining up under @JCTretter Week 1. Handles no huddle v. well, huge in this #Packers offense.
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Has ISIS taken control of Ferguson?!
The Packers are trading former 2nd-round pick DE Jerel Worthy to the Patriots for a late round pick, per reports.
Per Mike McCarthy, Jordy Nelson has a hamstring injury. Davante Adams has a wrist injury. Josh Boyd hurt his ribs. #Packers
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.@MattAntoine and @JLucroy20 both challenged me I hear.... I see your challenge and have three to challenge myself.. #ALSIceBucketChallenge
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Brewers SP Jimmy Nelson, who had ZERO hits in his minor league career, just doubled against CLAYTON KERSHAW. Yeah, you read that right.
Brewers P Wily Peralta now leads the majors with 14 wins.
Hal Gibson is the Tim Tebow of MLB umpires... on second thought, that is an insult to Tebow.
Well, that HR by @C_Gomez27 was one of the farthest I've seen hit in Miller Park...
Wow... Finally, they got one right. #replay
He's out... But I'll bet they'll call him safe. Because... replay.
Welcome to the Brewers, Mr. Parra....
Packers OL Don Barclay tore his ACL in practice today, per @WesHod. Second torn ACL this week for the Packers
ICYMI: Packers HC Mike McCarthy announced that TE Colt Lyerla will be out for a couple of weeks with a knee injury.
I created an ask.fm account ask.fm/ETwPhoneHome. Don't ask me why, because I have no idea...