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John Mitchell
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Occasionally, very occasionally, I find myself alone inside my head
Would the person who pressed *Play* inside my head please press *Pause*
I saw my reflection in the mirror this morning. I had to rely on the dog to confirm that it was me
Despite numerous attempts at eviction, I continue to have to live with myself
I know I talk a lot about those people inside my head. But they're the ones who started it
We’re all stars in our own movies. Writing the script as we go along
It’s not about living. It’s about how you live
Just because someone closed their blinds does not mean that we all have to live in the dark
I have stopped worrying about the really big things. I now only worry about trivial things because they just don't matter
It is not the blind leading the blind that we should fear. It is the blind leading those who can see
There are some people inside my head who cannot behave in public. So now they are not allowed out on their own
Apparently I am always finding faults in others. I learned by finding faults in myself. I had a lot of practice
There are people inside my head I have learned to live with. It doesn't mean I have to like them
There is a fine line between insanity and genius. Before you cross that line, be sure you know which side you are on
If no one cares, then hope is abandoned only to you
In the unlikely event that I am reincarnated, could you please forgive all the mistakes I made the first time around
Never judge yourself by the judgement of others
Slipping and falling is nothing like flying
Sometimes we hope to be filled with the emotion of joy but find ourselves emptied by the emotion of nothing
If you want to do something that totally amazes, you will first have to do many astonishing things that no one cares about at all
I have been thinking about the meaning of life. It could be the procreative beneficence of my genetic code. Or chocolate
There are no dead ends when you go around in circles
I’m in an airport, wondering where to take my thoughts
I am convinced I no longer need myself. But I'm finding it very difficult to move on
In a sudden reverse decision, I have decided to immediately move forward