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Ollie Locke
Writing done and now hitting the beach for dinner and drinks with @RichardDinan x pic.twitter.com/Rvlq1HtLnf
My beautiful ex girlfriend tells a very brave story.. Very proud of you xx metro.co.uk/2014/07/28/mad…
Just thought of you @TheDappy Love you brother Xx pic.twitter.com/fFBoIt7eeb
Last night I dreamt I was at the funeral of the dog in 'all dogs go to heaven' What on earth did I eat!!!
I really love it when you rush to the airport to find out your only 24 hours early..
Escaping London for the week... Time to do editing and drinking Rose by a pool with my favourite boys @RichardDinan and @AlexNallCain Xx
I was fine after the first bottle.. It's must have been the second bottle that did it... Must have been off!
I'm going clubbing in old school cricket whites.. Don't ask!!
I LOVE it when people say peoples middle names because that's how it is on Facebook!!
What to wear when it's boiling and terrential rain... It just doesn't make sense!!
I remember when I was young sporting a necklace with a grain of sand with my name on.. Looking back now, I'm not sure how cool that was!!
Tonight... I might have half a shandy!!
I'm definitely not dancing to Abba alone in my apartment!
Writing in bed on deadline for tomorrow morning.. With dim sum, red wine and Abba!! Am camply content!!
So today I was in the same tiny room as the last remaining Bob Marley and the Wailers... I'm pretty sure the coolest man alive!!
Male confidence.. Amazing Hair transplants available now from chest hair.. Amazing developments! pic.twitter.com/ZGMFAg7Txu
I adore you @gemcairn !!! The light of my morning!!! Xxx pic.twitter.com/9hE5PZa5UH
A nice Icelandic breeze in Fulham would be lovely right now please Mother N x
Ok so tomorrow I'm buying a fan.. My eyebrows are sweating profusely!!
My signed Union Jack jacket is being auctioned off for the Hayling Island sea rescue charity.. Xxx ebay.co.uk/itm/Authentic-…
I have come to the conclusion that I would make the New York trade.. Amazing summers for freezing winters!
Not in a 'I'm a lad sense' an actual winged bird that might be behind my sofa!!
Pretty sure there is a bird in my flat!!!