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Ollie Locke
All you wonderful lot.. For those wanting photos.. my Instagram is @PLANETOLLIEWOOD Xxx
I know a few lovely people in CBB.. However @thelesliejordan is an old dear friend who has made every dinner in LA one to remember!! #CBB
I know lovely people going in tonight..However @thelesliejordan is an old dear friend who has made every dinner in LA one to remember! #CBB
I wish I was there to see it but I'm writing in Italy.. Tell me what happens a good friend is going in and you will all LOVE him! #CBB X
It's a great line up this year.. Be lovely to everyone.. Right now they will be Complete terrified for a massive adventure!! X
Off writing on the islands.. Massively impressed by the @Rab_outdoorgear kit.. I want it all! X
Wowee. Our fancy new #AtYourService trailer is right here! Have a butchers:
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Flying off on a writing trip to the middle of nowhere and couldn't be happier Xx
After 2.5 years and a few tears and tantrums my boyfriend has finally made me his home screen image.
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I say crack a bottle open tonight whatever your results.. It's the end of a bloody long chapter and never worry about the future X
@ollielocke It's A level exam results day! Pls can you RT so that your followers know we're here if they need advice:0808 100 8000
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Whatever results you get today.. Don't worry too much, some of the most successful people I know didn't achieve those perfect results X
In a 24 hour airport when does anyone mop the floor.. I have never seen it?
So I went to Cornwall and I bought back a life-size bust of William Shakespeare... Because I had to!!
Deeply unhappy. A nice lady,of similar age - has just offered me her seat on the bus! Feel like head butting her, but am secretly grateful!
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So in Aladdin.. Why would a sultan let his only daughter have a pet tiger.. So irresponsible!!
I am #AtYourService for @Channel4 @starservice! Head to & request me to do ANYTHING! All in the name of @StandUp2C x
@paulh1983: @ollielocke just finished your book. A good read. Lots of laugh out loud moments. Well done sir! !” Thank you! X
Look what's arrived at my @VirginActiveUK gym in Chiswick... Hair-straighteners in the men's locker room! #metromen
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So apparently socks and sandals are the hight of fashion.. How is my uncle Bernard suddenly more en vogue than me!!
@ollielocke talking about Mrs Doubtfire in his book has made me want to watch it!!!
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If you're in #Edinburgh you must go see @EllieJaneTaylor - she's hilarious. AND it's free. 👏
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I think I eat too many Olives!
When I was younger I used to have a reoccurring dream that Debra Meadon was my mum and in her dressing gown tells me off for drinking!!!