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@dodsplayer: @OfficialBanker I'm such a fan, even have my own deal fruit machine!! :-) pic.twitter.com/2sXghw6ulk” Amazing!
The banker has spoken ! RT @OfficialBanker: I’m the most evil man in Britain and even I give blood. #BloodWeek
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I’m the most evil man in Britain and even I give blood. #BloodWeek
Disappointed Egg Lady didn’t appear in the Tango ad. #bgt
That performance was a bit eggy. #bgt
Bollocks. Just set fire to my ceiling. #bgt
PACK IT UP PACK IT IN!!! #bgt
Sitting in the sunshine drinking Dark and Stormies. In your face, unhappiness!
@ChallengeTV: Great game of @dealornodeal coming up - today it’s the turn of @jamesah :-) @OfficialBanker” Seconded. X
I don’t find girls sufficiently sticky to have to flour around them. #TheApprentice
Would have been funnier if the losers had also been in swimwear in the cafe. #theapprentice
“Growing up, I desperately wanted to be a policewoman. I’m not one. I hope my story inspires you.” #TheApprentice
I’ve got a bad feeling. #DealorNoDeal
@Channel4: Take a closer look at semen, in #EmbarassingBodies #LiveClinic at 8pm” I’ve gone right off this yoghurt. Anyone?
@poisondwarf001: @OfficialBanker I've applied and I ll try to cement my place on merit” #fail
@Gingerbread2212: @OfficialBanker I've applied too, I cook a mean curry!!! Proper punjabi home made curry!!” #win
So who else has applied? And what are you prepared to do to ‘cement your place’? ;) #DealOrNoDeal
@Pnigh80: Mr Banker, I have applied to get on the show, how can I cement my place sir?” Anyone else find this mildly suggestive?
@danielpeake: @OfficialBanker You’re a *click click click click*.” S. A. G. E. ?
People who still have the click sound activated for phone typing; kindly rethink your entire lives.
So many of you tweeting to say that you are applying just to spank me. Pervs. bit.ly/HagUl2 #dealornodeal
Things that can't be unseen, No 46: the angry cat in Mr T's forehead. twitpic.com/9k9uyq
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Have you heard? We’re looking for new players! Have what it takes to spank @OfficialBanker, apply now bit.ly/HagUl2 #dealornodeal
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The Dream Factory is looking for new players. Can you spank @OfficialBanker on @dealornodeal? Apply here: bit.ly/15fk5nr
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@ImCollieflower: @OfficialBanker 500 Mr Banker! Come on??” Shh you. X
@TegenRoberts: Revision is rubbish i am bored infact might just apply for #dealornodeal...” NOT YOU AGAIN!!!!!
@rich62jefferies: @OfficialBanker My mrs did 2 years ago, never heard a thing, not even a “NO THANKS” #howrude” No thanks.
@dealornodeal @OfficialBanker cheers big ears! I nearly tripped up running for the IPad to apply. Desperately seeking Susan. Lol
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EXCLUSIVE: Contestant Applications are now OPEN! We’re looking for new players! Apply here: bit.ly/HagUl2 #dealornodeal
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COME AND HAVE A GO IF YOU THINK YOU’RE HARD ENOUGH. Apply to play here: bit.ly/HagUl2 #dealornodeal
@OfficialBanker I did last year. Honestly I'd recommend applying because just the audition is great fun if you get one!
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@gazpoole: Applied for @dealornodeal .It’s only when you fill in a questionnaire you realise you’re actually sort of boring.” We all knew.
@PaigeSanders: did i seriously just apply for deal or no deal? @OfficialBanker watch out” Yeah. We’ll see. A
So. Who’s applying to play me? #dealornodeal
Damn you autocrat erect!
I just did something in Greggs. @GreggstheBakers
Tea lights were invented just before UV lights
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