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Rowan Atkinson
actor comedian british 114,825 followers
Photobombing has gone to the next level. Try eyebombing or facebombing with this #hilarius #photo app ->
Thursday, which translates to “Friday Eve” in Optimisian.
If the world didn’t suck we’d all fall off.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Some people just prove that the earth is probably a mental institution for the universe.
It’s funny... The cards in this video poker game illustrate all my emotions when I play poker. #lol #ad ->
If you always give, you will always have.
The happiest video poker app you’ll ever play! Get Free chips when you download now. #iPhoneGames #ad ->
Time is precious… Be sure to waste it wisely.
Sometimes, when I close my eyes… I can't see.
I've decided to get rid of my bad habits. (As soon as equally satisfying, good habits become available.)
Who left the Idiot Box open? Now they're everywhere.
Sometimes you've got to ask yourself: "Why am I talking to myself?"
Sometimes ya just need a good laugh… Endless laughs available in this hilarious photo app. #smile ->
Before you can see the light you have to deal with the darkness.
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
Hey Friday! How ya been buddy?
You can only be young once. But, you can always be immature.
Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.
How did they measure hail before golf balls were invented?
Adorable babies, silly puppies, and funny cats... I bet you’ll love this cute new slots game. #aww #ad ->
You can’t change what you refuse to confront.
Hey Ladies! Here’s a fun Slot Machine app especially for you. It’s the cutest slots game ever. #cute #ad Try it>
It's a good thing not everyone has a smartphone... Someone has to honk when the light turns green.
I'm really glad we don't have to hunt our own food anymore.... I don't even know where the sandwiches live.